Bitch living in an apartment

"..." Bai Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth. The words were too ambiguous. Bai Zhi remembered that she had said later that actors should not contact the director without authorization and would be gossiped about. Misunderstood.

"By the way, do you have time? I want to ask you a favor."

"Well, let's talk!" Bai Zhi has a lot of time, so he doesn't mind helping her.

"That's right, you heard me call just now, so can you please be a black hole first, real people feel more."

"Uh~~~"

Baizhi 390 scratched his head, so he said to cooperate with her in acting?Bai Zhi hesitated: "But, I don't know how to act!"

"It's okay, you just need to sit down, and I will speak the lines."

"All right!"

"Thank you so much."

"It's okay, it's okay." Bai Zhi said casually, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "By the way, Yoyo, I'm running a crazy club recently, I think you are quite suitable for our club, I wonder if you are interested in joining? "

"Ah?" Yoyo's expression froze, Madman's Club?How do you hear the name like this. . .So, what's interesting?It seemed amused: "What do you do?"

"Oh, that's it..." Bai Zhi watched the show, and started to flicker non-stop: "We adhere to the principle of helping others with little effort, and aim to break the rules without changing the goal. The club, in fact, has a lot of similarities with your acting, it is to let the audience guess the result, but not the process, so you can practice your acting skills~"

"Oh? Really?" After hearing this, Yoyo's whole body lit up. This is the upgraded version of the Tang Poetry Performance Law~ The result of the Tang Poetry Performance Law was beyond her imagination, but this club needs to keep the result unchanged. It is indeed possible to exercise acting skills: "Okay! I joined.".

Chapter 258

Act one, prepare:

"My father is dead, my mother is dead, the village is gone, those bastards are not human..."

Bai Zhi was sitting at the side, facing Yoyo who was snotting and sweating, the corners of her mouth were twitching all the time.

What kind of script is this Nima?This is all for the sake of abuse, right?The most important thing is that I feel goosebumps all over my body when I am sitting opposite. Don't the audience feel embarrassed when they watch it?

"It was you who saved me. I was desperate. I just wanted to find you. You are a great hero, pure man. Let me follow you! Serve you for the rest of your life, cook for you, and give birth to your baby."

Fang Baizhi was a little caught off guard by the sudden sudden change in painting style. The key is that Yoyo is still shaking his body vigorously. This posture is not a request at all, but a coercion. . .

"I know, you think I'm uneducated, but I only know how to treat you wholeheartedly, isn't that enough? Tonight...I'll give you everything, I'm in good health, my mother If you don’t believe me, I’m good at giving birth, I’ll show you.”

"Hey... Yoyo, what do you want to do? No..."

Hearing these words, Bai Zhi was stunned, stood up Yoyo, and Bai Zhi gasped: "No, Yoyo, twisted melons are not sweet, you..."

"I can do twenty back handsprings in a row."

'Shhhhh~'

"..."

Bai Zhi stared blankly at Yoyo rolling back and forth, but seeing this, Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't think so. . . emmm.

"Huchihuchi~" Yoyo finished twenty backhand flips, and when she stopped, her eyes were filled with stares, and the surroundings were in a mess. Those who didn't know thought that the two dogs had gone berserk again!

"I'm so dizzy! Why do I feel like there are stars in front of me!"

"Grandma, are you sure this is a village girl and not a fairy girl? Can a normal village girl do twenty backhand flips at once?"

Bai Zhi wanted to cry, but he would definitely be the one who cleaned up the living room next, it was such a mess, needless to say, no one could make it like this except big and small.

You said it was the new girl who did some flipping, who would believe it?

"That's right~ But, I think it's very reasonable! What if she works part-time in the circus` ˇ?"

"You should change."

"What kind of change?"

"For example, you can perform... stitching with hemp rope, or sewing a coat with bare hands, so that you are more like a village girl."

"..."

Yoyo bit her finger to think about these possibilities, and couldn't help but compare her own fingers, this seems a bit difficult!

"Any other ideas? Director, I don't know how to do this!"

"Hmm~" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "You know how to cook, right?"

"I know a little bit, but it's not very delicious to make." Youyou scratched her head, as if she probably didn't know any of this village girl's skills!

"It doesn't matter, you don't need to eat it, as long as you can show it, like this." Bai Zhi took out a kitchen knife from behind, and took out a radish from nowhere. It came out after scratching the itch: "See! As long as you make it like this, people will want you even if the food you make is not delicious."

"It's amazing." Yoyo took it and looked it over carefully, and even tried it on her face: "I will definitely work hard, director."

Youyou happily ran out, leaving Baizhi alone on the sofa, and finally shook her head helplessly.

"Eh?" Yoyo closed the door and was about to buy radishes when she suddenly realized: "When did he become a director? And...did he have to make such beautiful dishes during the Anti-Japanese War?"

Shaking her head, Yoyo still walked to the elevator.

Just when Youyou walked out of the room and Baizhi was still pouring the dog food into the basin on the sofa, she didn't notice that Yifei came in quietly from the balcony and sneaked behind Baizhi without disturbing Baizhi. Enter Guan Gu's room.

"Hey Yifei, what are you doing?"

"Ah~shh~"

Guan Gu greeted Yifei behind him, and Yifei was taken aback. When he came back to his senses, he put his index finger on his lips: "Don't you even know about such a big thing happening outside?"

"What happened?" Guan Gu asked suspiciously.

Yifei said helplessly: "Bai Zhi seems to have told Yoyo about Zi Qiao, and now Yoyo thinks that Bai Zhi is a great hero, and it's up to him not to marry!"

"Nani?"

"I heard it with my own ears. Bai Zhi was sitting on the sofa, and then Youyou knelt on the ground, saying that she was a village girl, her parents died, and the village was gone. She came here to look for Ziqiao, but was told it was a scam. So she identified Bai Zhi, said she wanted to follow him, serve him, said that she was good at giving birth, and she could just give her a stutter, and she was wise after doing twenty hand flips."

"Did you hear it wrong by being too far away?"

"The tears come to me any closer I get to her." Yifei was very dissatisfied with Guan Gu's distrust, and continued: "` ‖Hey, a helpless village girl enters the city, and she has no education. When it comes to Zi Qiao, a liar, who gets scammed around, is rescued by the hero Bai Zhi, and is driven to death by a married man, this is a tragedy!"

"But, I think she is very spiritual!"

"Having aura doesn't mean she's knowledgeable, it might mean she's relatively simple." Yifei sighed helplessly: "No, we have to find a way, we can't just watch this girl fly like moths into the flames!

Moreover, the pair of Bai Zhi and Yu Mo have envied so many people, and Yu Mo is my good sister, we can't break up just because Bai Zhi did something good, we have to find someone to divert her attention~ "

"But, who do you want to find?" Guan Gu asked casually, but he didn't know whether he was pretending to be stupid or replying shyly.

But after waiting for a long time, he found that there was no movement. He looked up and saw that Yifei was watching him "affectionately", which made him very insecure.

(good promise)

"What are you looking at me for? You don't want me to be the one who diverts attention?" Guan Gu's face was a bit bitter, but after a few seconds, he became excited: "Then I need to go Can you defeat Baizhi?"

"..."

Yifei rolled her eyes, and she could tell that Guan Gu didn't seem to be very repulsive~ Then why did you pretend to be so helpless just now?

"Can you beat him?" It's not that Yifei looks down on Guan Gu, to be honest, Guan Gu is not enough for Bai Zhi's fist.

"I can't beat..."

"Then you should honestly work hard on your clothes. If you can't beat him, can't you still not be able to bluff him? You look much stronger than Bai Zhi. As long as you dress up a little, the image of a tough guy can be stronger than his skinny body." too much."

"...Skinny? Have you ever seen a skinny person who can crush human bones?" Guan Gu complained weakly. .

Chapter 259

"Guan Gu, Guan Gu, are you home?"

Bai Zhi helped Daha and Xiaoha finish the dog food, then rushed into Guan Gu's room, just in time to see Yifei here: "Hey, Yifei, why are you here? When did you come?"

"I came in a long time ago, you weren't there before." Yifei felt a little guilty, and didn't say that she heard the conversation between him and Yoyo.

Bai Zhi gave a simple 'oh' and didn't pursue it: "Guan Gu, help me watch the big ha and the small ha, don't let them run around, something happened in the Yumo store, and she went out to meet customers again , I have to go and see."

"Then you go! I will take care of it for you."

"Well, by the way, it's best to tie it with a dog leash, or you won't be able to see it."

"Understood." Guan Gu didn't care, isn't it just two dogs?I am a big man of 1.8 meters, still can't stand it?

Only then did Bai Zhi nod her head in reassurance, hey, it's been two months, and Meijia is gone, I'm really not used to it!

In the apartment, Meijia likes these two dogs the most, and she usually plays with them when she has nothing to do. Even if Baizhi is not at home, even if Baizhi is not at home, Meijia will help take care of them, but now, if these two dogs do not tear down the house, everyone else will Don't care about them.

"It's just now that Bai Zhi is gone, and that girl hasn't completely given up on Bai Zhi." Seeing Bai Zhi's departure, Yifei became excited: "Hurry up and change your clothes, remember to be cool and manly, I'll go first Tell you something good about 390."

"Hey~"

Guan Gu looked at Yifei as if he was on steroids, and couldn't help but get a headache. Is it really good to do this?

However, he changed into a samurai uniform in a beautiful mood, and even took out his ultimate seppuku knife, just to make himself look a little more like him.

After a while, Guan Gu was still looking at himself in the mirror angrily, and nodded involuntarily. Sure enough, people rely on clothes and horses on saddles, and they look much more handsome when dressed like this.

"Yifei, I'm ready. By the way, do you think I should put Daha and Xiaoha in the same clothes? I always think it's not good for them to squat here!"

"You can do whatever you want, but don't let me off the hook, I'll bring Yoyo here now."

"Oh, well, you bring her here! I'm ready."

Guan Gu hung up the phone, secretly delighted in his heart, looking forward to the scene where his body was shaken, and then Yoyo was completely devoted to him.

I'm single, and I'm not a liar, so it's fine even if he's determined.

Thinking of this, Guan Gu couldn't help pulling out the knife, and stretched his arm forward.

"Wang~wang~"

Daha yelled, rushed out, and then bit his samurai sword, and Xiaoha threw Guan Gu down.

"Ah~" 'Crackling~Boom~'

Then there was another howl, Guan Gu fell down, just like dominoes, everything behind the easel fell down, the surrounding paint was bounced into the air and sprinkled the whole room and Guan Gu's body.

"Ah~ It hurts so much." Guan Gu clutched his butt, and suddenly felt something pressing on him again.

Opening his eyes, Da Ha was biting a samurai sword and hanging it around his neck, with a playful look in his eyes in a humane way.

"Uh, no, no, don't... buy a disc~"

"Ah~~" Guan Gu's screams resounded over the iPartment.

Yifei and Yoyo pushed open the door and saw that Daha was running after Guan Gu with a samurai sword in his mouth, and Xiaoha behind him called Zhenghuan. In desperation, Guan Gu followed a little daughter-in-law The same, hiding in the corner of the bed resentfully, while Daha stood upright and leaned against the wall, still pointing at him with his samurai sword.

"Hiss~ah~~"

Seeing this scene as soon as she entered the door, she quickly covered her eyes in fright and screamed.

"What happened."

Bai Zhi happened to come home at this time, and heard Yoyo's screams outside the door, when she rushed in, she saw the chaos in Guan Gu's studio, she couldn't help swallowing, these things. . .Are these two dogs doing it?

When Daha saw Bai Zhi, he ran over as if he had received meritorious service. Bai Zhi directly put his hand against its dog's head: "Stop, don't rub the paint all over your body, and you still have a samurai sword in your mouth. What do you want to do?" ? Kill me!"

Bai Zhi took the knife down at once, Daha wagged her tail as if asking for credit, Bai Zhi suddenly realized, isn't this damn the same as when I trained them?

"Guangu, what did you do?"

"I didn't do anything! I just waved my hand, and they threw me down, then grabbed my knife, and kept chasing me to chop me..."

"..."

Now that Bai Zhi knew what was going on, she picked up a baseball from the side and threw it forward: "Did you do that?"

"Yes, yes, yes..." Guan Gu nodded quickly, and then watched in shock as Daha and Xiaoha rushed towards the ball, bit it, and ran back in front of Baizhi, shaking their heads and tails.

"Did you see it? People have regarded your knives as balls, and they pounced on you just to claim credit from you. You don't have to be so scared, do you?"

"..." Guan Gu felt like he was going to be scared out of his first heart disease, and you actually told me that they just want to claim credit?This is too cheating, right?

"Forget it, you'd better wash it first, and then tidy it up! You see, the guests are scared away by you."

Yoyo ran away a long time ago, and Yifei also followed, after all, any girl who saw this scene could be as calm as Yifei.

"It's over..." Guan Gu felt a little bitter, why did it happen?

Sigh, the living room has just been tidied up, and now I have to help Guan Gu tidy up the room. Damn it, raising a husky is really not easy, especially with two huskies, who spend most of their time tidying up. . .