Bitch living in an apartment

"You also find it incredible, don't you? I was selling fire extinguishers to him, and he actually asked me if I would like to have a drink? Just kidding, this guy must be trying to trick me into drinking. I'm so smart, how could I be fooled? ?unacceptable."

"Unbelievably stupid." Lu Ziqiao shook his head blankly.

"You mean great wisdom and foolishness!" Bai Zhi corrected him.

"Yes, no, bah, I'm wrong, I'm stupid." As a good salesman (in his own opinion), Lu Ziqiao condemned Bai Zhi's move: "Don't you see that she just wants to talk to you? , would you consider buying your fire extinguisher?"

"Really? Why didn't I see it."

"..." The two patted their foreheads at the same time, how did this guy sell the fire extinguisher, huh?That's right~ He has already rejected it, how did he sell it.

Yifei asked this question, but she really didn't understand it. This has been successful, a fool is rare, and another fool will be met?

Bai Zhi tidied up her clothes, and said pretentiously: "Needless to say, of course it's because of my invincible charisma~ I hung up his phone, and then a girl came over..."

"Oh~~"

Now even Lu Ziqiao started booing, a girl came over, isn't this different from what Yifei said?

Bai Zhi continued the story with a blank face: "That girl, let me tell you, Yifei, she is from your school."

"What? How dare you lie to my school's students?" Yifei was furious when he heard that, is that okay?

Lu Ziqiao rubbed his pants with his palms, and he couldn't help getting excited. Things became more and more interesting. Is this the rhythm of preparing for war?

However, Bai Zhi ignored her, and continued to say silently: "' ‖She told me that your school is conducting a fire drill, and it happened that the fire extinguisher in your school was broken. I heard that I wanted to buy a fire extinguisher, and it happened that she needed so many, and then I sold so many."

"Fire drill? Why didn't I know?" Yifei blinked. The school organized it. There's no reason why he wouldn't know about it? !

"Then I don't know, maybe they think you are ugly!" Bai Zhi said a word, and challenged Yifei's bottom line again: "But Yifei, your school is really taking advantage of you! Three hundred and eighty one, I sold it for [-], and she was very happy to buy it, saying that she used to buy it for [-]."

"..."

Yifei sucked it in and almost spit it out, wishing to tear Baizhi's mouth to pieces, would she speak human words?Do you dare to scare me a little more?

"Calm down, Yifei, calm down."

It was not Lu Ziqiao who went to comfort Yi (good Zhao Zhao) Fei, but Bai Zhi. This guy tried to comfort her in a hypocritical way, and he didn't even think about who caused her to behave like this.

"Just brag to me! I'll see when you die." Yifei gave him a hard look, regardless of the price, this guy was really so lucky to find that hapless guy, and this hapless guy is still It's embarrassing for their school.

Lu Ziqiao digested these things by the side, and couldn't help feeling a strong jealousy in his heart. This guy can't really be the protagonist, right?Casually clamoring to sell fire extinguishers, it was so simple to sell.

Well, of course, it can’t be said that he has no brains. After all, he still thought about it. It’s too time-consuming to rely on such a door-to-door sales, and the success rate is not high. , basically succeeded.

But. . .Your brain is as useless as it is used!In the end it was luck. .

Chapter 237

The war between Baizhi and Yifei finally subsided, and it ended in Yifei's failure. The main reason was that she really didn't expect Baizhi to complete the task so quickly, and she still exceeded the quota, which was completely beyond her imagination.

"You two big brothers, if you are really in a panic, help me think of a way! Valentine's Day is coming soon, and I still owe 100 million, where can I get it?"

"Where did Zhanbo lend you 100 million?" Bai Zhi said dissatisfied.

"Is there any difference? One million and ten thousand are the same, because I don't have any."

"No, there is a difference." Bai Zhi said seriously: "I can find a solution for you for 1 yuan, but for 100 million yuan, it's not worth selling you."

"so..."

"Let me do the math for you! One kidney is the price of one fruit machine, two, basically..."

"Stop..." Lu Ziqiao immediately interrupted him: "My kidney is my most precious thing, even if you want a heart, don't want my kidney!"

"Oh, the heart is worth more." Bai Zhi nodded: "Yifei, how about eating chicken hearts at night? I haven't eaten this stuff for a long time."

"Yes, yes, I will buy it right away."

Lu Ziqiao wanted to bump his head into that piece of tofu in the refrigerator, and after a long time, what are you talking about for dinner?Can you stop being so scary.

No, is this the time to discuss what to have for dinner?

"No, Yifei, I became like this because of your brother! You can't just ignore death."

"Okay, okay!" Although she was a little reluctant, who made her have such a worrying brother!Just stood up and sat down again: "Well, then, Ziqiao, you go to ask Meijia to bring back the coat first, and I will persuade you to help you when the time comes, so everything will be done."

"You're overthinking." Bai Zhi said silently: "He just spent all the price difference he earned from Zhanbo. Even if the coat is returned, it's still a few thousand yuan difference. Now the thousands of yuan and 1 Ten thousand yuan is really the same, it’s all bad.”

"..."

This is the most unsolvable thing, and it's Lu Ziqiao's fault that he made it so complicated for something that can be solved with thousands of dollars.

"Okay then!" Yifei was also helpless: "You'd better sell the kidney and make up for the thousands of dollars!"

"Ah~~"

"Where is everyone here?" A box suddenly came in at the door, and they took a closer look. It turned out that the entire gift box had blocked Mijia. She carried it in with difficulty, put it on the table, and took a deep breath.

"Aren't you tired from running around with your arms?" Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth, isn't it just a coat?As for it!

But this also made him unable to speak. At this time, he can see that she attaches great importance to this gift, and he can almost foresee what will happen after he tells her the truth.

"Not tired, how can love be tired?" Meijia's whole face was smiling: "Baizhi, I delivered the things for you, by the way, Yumo asked me to tell you that she invited you to dinner in the evening and asked you to past."

"Ah~ Then I'm leaving now."

"No rush, she said it will be an hour later." Meijia said calmly.

Yifei was even more curious about this gift box. Anyway, it was also a gift from her younger brother to Wan Yu, and it was not such a weird gift as Transformers, even though Wan Yu said she didn't want it anymore.

"Can I take a look?"

Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao expectantly. After asking for his opinion, Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to acquiesce that this thing was not really for Meijia, and the so-called surprise was just a lie to lie to her.

Yifei happily opened it, took out the coat, and nodded in satisfaction.

My younger brother finally got the hang of it, knowing that he can't give gifts according to his own preferences. Although it was a bit unexpected, overall it was good.

"Huh? Mika, why is your name here?"

"what?"

Lu Ziqiao was a little dazed when he heard Yifei's words, and hurried over to take a look. Sure enough, the word 'Meijia' was actually embroidered on the inside of the neckline.

"What's going on here?" Lu Ziqiao had a bad feeling in his heart, he didn't ask to embroider these words!

"Hey..." Meijia was a little embarrassed, and said coyly: "I can't wait, so, so... Anyway, it's okay, so I'll embroider my name on it first."

"what?"

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao's heart was about to break. He could have replaced it by selling one kidney, but now he really has to sell two.

"Not only that! I also trimmed my waist, closed my collar and cuffs..."

"Zhizhi~" Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth, and wanted to strangle Meijia to death, but was stopped by Yifei and Bai Zhi: "Ziqiao, calm down."

"By the way, I didn't go to the bar. I'm going to have a look at the bar." Meijia suddenly remembered that there was another place with the most people that she didn't go to. She packed Yifei into a gift box and ran down again.

Only Lu Ziqiao's angry expression and sad mood remained.

"Meijia's workmanship is good! Although I don't know if it fits well, at least the name is embroidered beautifully!" Yifei sighed, but she didn't become irritable because Zhanbo lost this gift.

"That's right. If the doctor who removes my kidneys has such good skills, I'll wake up laughing in my dreams." Lu Ziqiao wept.

Well now, there were still choices, but now, there is only one way.

"I have another way."

"What way?" Lu Ziqiao stared at Bai Zhi closely as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

"You buy a plane ticket now, and then fly to DB, maybe you can get more than this in a day with a meal."

"..." Lu Ziqiao twitched the corner of his mouth.

Bai Zhi looked at his expression, as if he was dissatisfied: "Is it embarrassing? Then you can also choose to sell bamboo rats! If it doesn't work, you can go to the river to find ebony, or dig bamboo shoots, wild Gastrodia elata, or even dig bamboo shoots. Bletilla striata, grow Ganoderma lucidum in the corn field at home, 0.6 go to the countryside to grow cocklebur, raise snakes, dig wild ginseng, dig diamonds, and grow okra.

You see, there are so many ways to get rich, the choice is very important, but you just want to choose the worst one, hey, it's really sad, it's a pity! "

Lu Ziqiao and Yifei listened to Bai Zhi's words in a daze, but they didn't react in the end.

"What are you talking about?" Lu Ziqiao said helplessly, closing his open mouth.

"Just kidding, this is a recognized shortcut to getting rich! Don't talk about paying back the money, you can drink soy milk in the future, and you can drink bowl after bowl."

"Who recognized it?"

Bai Zhi shrugged without explaining.

"Ah~ Forget it, I'd better do a scientific experiment! I don't believe that a living person can be suffocated by urine."

There is no other way now, Lu Ziqiao has come back to life after Bai Zhi and Yifei made trouble. .

Chapter 238

"Hey~"

Yifei sighed helplessly, doing scientific experiments?When will this be done!Moreover, even if you have done enough, your body will basically take a toll, even if Lu Ziqiao is hardened, he can't bear it.

"I'd better go directly to Meijia to clarify! This matter can't be left to Ziqiao alone, can he? After all, he is doing good deeds. I'll see if I can help him collect some and then buy another one."

"So, haven't I been helping? He insists on killing himself."

"The question is, what bad idea did you come up with?"

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Is there something wrong with my idea? Tell Zhan Bo not to worry about the gift, we will help him with the strategy to confess his love to Wan Yu, steal the coat and return it, and then use the difference made by Zi Qiao to make up for it." It's a good idea to present gifts, and it can also reflect Ziqiao's sincerity."

"Ah~ forget it, it's useless to say what you say now." Yifei held his forehead, and he couldn't find anything to refute. You can't say it, so you wouldn't take out the money to lend him to buy it first, would you?

People have already made it very clear, this shows Lu Ziqiao's sincerity, if there is a problem, he will borrow money, isn't that nonsense?

"Then you go and make it clear to Meijia that 09 anyway, Yumo invited me to dinner tonight, I will not be the bad guy, and it is estimated that Yumo will not be free these days, at least until the night of Valentine's Day." okay."

"why?"

"Because of Valentine's Day! Many people buy gifts to give to their girlfriends, and many people plan to wrap themselves up on Valentine's Day to see if they can find a boyfriend, so they need a beauty consultant. It's strange that she is so busy now. gone."

"Then why don't you help her?" Yifei knew that Yu Mo's employees hadn't come back from vacation, but she couldn't understand Bai Zhi, who had nothing to do all day and didn't help her.

"I've been banned from going to Yumo shop." Bai Zhi said helplessly, do you think he wants to be so boring?It's selling fire extinguishers again, so it's better to help Yu Mo sell things!

Yifei was taken aback, is there such an operation?

"Why are you forbidden to go?"

"Because many girls now come to Yumo to talk about cosmetics. She thinks that when I go to those girls, they will always tease me. Normally, she doesn't let me go there often, and now she even tells me not to go there."

"..."

This reason, absolutely, is this guy so attractive?

Yifei was a little skeptical, but she didn't feel it at all, although she was very happy when this guy moved in at first, and finally there is a handsome guy who can be seductive.

But on the second day, she regretted it. He was a handsome guy, but he was wearing a beggar's outfit, and his handsomeness was completely covered up by his 'two'.

. . . . . .

In the end, it was Yifei who became the villain and told Meijia the truth of the matter, while Bai Zhi went to have dinner with Yumo, and then Yumo hurried back to the store and began to receive customers. . .

In desperation, Bai Zhi could only go back to the apartment to see if the rest of the people were at home.

However, it seemed that everyone was extremely busy, Guan Gu and Wan Yu were reading novels, Lu Zhanbo was still scratching his head over the gifts, and Yifei was making chocolates.

Lu Ziqiao is doing an experiment, Zeng Xiaoxian is selling fire extinguishers, and Meijia is even more cheating, she is actually selling lottery tickets, and one of them sold for nearly [-], which is really a headache!

"Hey, Valentine's Day! Valentine's Day, why is there such a bad holiday!" Bai Zhi lay on the sofa playing with her mobile phone, and suddenly sighed helplessly.

Yifei, who was reading a magazine, glanced at him: "Why is it a broken holiday? Isn't it good? Every couple in the world can have a reason to stop what they are doing and be romantic."

"Yifei, do you know what is the most painful thing on Valentine's Day?"

"Of course I don't have a lover~ What else could it be?" Yifei said, rolling her eyes.

"Crap." Bai Zhi retorted: "What is the worst thing? If there is no dead person in the family on Qingming Festival, will one be killed too?"

"Then what are you talking about?" Yifei felt helpless.

"The most tragic thing about Valentine's Day is that you have a girlfriend and are by your side, but you just can't pass Valentine's Day. This is the most tragic thing."

"Ah~~~"