Bitch living in an apartment

"Haha, Ziqiao, don't pretend, this is a surprise you bought for Meijia, right?" Wan Yu quickly pulled him.

Lu Ziqiao ignored Wan Yu's 377 words at all, and rushed over quickly, only to find that the unpacking of the gift box had come to an end, and Mei Jia took out the coat directly.

"Mom~"

"My mother~"

"My mother~"

Except for Bai Zhi, they all cried out in surprise, because they were surprised. Mei Jia thought that Lu Ziqiao was bluffing again, and the packaging box was more expensive than the gift.

And Wan Yu had seen this coat before and knew the price.

Lu Ziqiao was simply intimidated. She was so proud of earning a few thousand dollars just now, and now she may have to post more.

"Zi Qiao, you are so evil? Put their mothers in it."

"..." Several people slowly turned their heads to look at him, this guy is still joking at this time.

"Meijia, this is the one I showed you last time, it's in a magazine." Wan Yu went over to look at the material, and took a closer look at it by the way, and found that it was not fake, let alone a counterfeit cottage. Surprised.

"Isn't it a surprise that Ziqiao picked it for you?" Bai Zhi didn't think it was a big deal to watch the play, so she sold Lu Ziqiao out of nowhere.

"you..."

Lu Ziqiao almost drowned Bai Zhi with his saliva. Others don't know about him, but doesn't this guy know about it?Even if he bought a gift for Meijia, it would be impossible to buy such an expensive one!

What he believes in is that etiquette is light and affection is heavy, and what he is talking about is affection, but it is poverty. . .

"Zi Qiao..."

Meijia was instantly moved. With her nymphomaniac personality and she really likes Lu Ziqiao, she was captured as soon as she gave her a gift, let alone such an expensive coat.

"Uh~~ This is a disposal product, I'm about to push it to a specialty store!"

"Nonsense, this is not a disposal product. It has added value. I see a strong affection. There is no disposal product for affection."

Lu Ziqiao wanted to snatch it away, but was dodged by Meijia, and after a while of arguing, Bai Zhi even suspected that this sentence was what Lu Ziqiao said when he was fooling Meijia, and now it was used to say it.

"Eh..." Whitebeard looked at Lu Ziqiao's begging eyes with a smile in his eyes, and gave him a reassuring expression: "Meijia, in fact, Ziqiao really wanted to give you a surprise, but he didn't know you It will come here suddenly, so he forgot to take it back to the room."

"That's right..." Lu Ziqiao couldn't help giving Bai Zhi a thumbs up, and he was indeed a good brother: "Meijia, can't you keep a little mosaic for the surprise? Let's put it back first and take it out on your birthday, okay?" it is good?"

"Oh~ good..." Meijia was already moved by this rhetoric, and put the things in.

"Wait." Wan Yu suddenly and seriously interrupted the unremembered action, and looked at Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi suspiciously, which made them feel very guilty, but then she became happy: "Anyway, I have to put it back, Why don't you try it first, if the size is wrong, return it and change it for a suitable one!"

"Yes, try it first." Meijia has lost her mind at all, and what people say is right, Wan Yu said to take it out and try it out, really take it out and try it out.

Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi finally breathed a sigh of relief. Lu Ziqiao silently wiped the cold sweat off his brow. It's fine to try something on, as long as you can put it back, it's fine if you can put it back. At worst, you will say that you have to return it, and then it happens to be out of stock, so you can only Change the same.

As for what to replace?Well, just like what Meijia said, as long as you see a strong affection, anyway, I have earned thousands of dollars, and it is not impossible to spare a little to sell gifts.

"Zi Qiao, you can! Choose clothes for Meijia, it's just a little too big!" Wan Yu said in surprise.

When they were good, it was a long time ago. During such a long time, the various sizes of their bodies must have changed. It is absolutely possible to remember them for such a long time.

Moreover, this kind of slightly larger clothes really don't need to be changed, because it will be much bigger if you change it to a larger size, just change it a little.

"Just right, Ziqiao..." Meijia was completely moved, and she didn't know whether it was because Lu Ziqiao understood her, or because of the gift itself.

"Ahem~" Lu Ziqiao looked a little guilty, but at the same time couldn't bear it: "That's fine, just put the clothes back! Otherwise, there will be no surprises."

"okay."

Meijia reluctantly put the clothes back, then put the wrapping paper on carefully with her own hands, and tied a beautiful bow on it.

Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the gift box and was about to take it back to the room, saving Meijia to take it out again.

"Woooo~" Meijia held the gift box and did not let go: "Zi Qiao, can you just put it here, anyway, I already know, when the time comes to give it to me, take it out again, I will take it out Know?"

"..." Lu Ziqiao was about to cry, I have played the thing of taking off my pants and farting to the extreme, do you want to practice taking off your underwear?

"No need?"

"Zi Qiao, let's go, what Meijia said is right." Wan Yu was a little annoyed by Mijia's mood, and directly pulled Lu Ziqiao away, leaving Meijia to hold the gift box by herself.

"But..."

"Since Meijia is so happy, let her watch!"

"Okay~" Lu Ziqiao wept bitterly, it's over, so what if he pretends to be in it?Is there no way to take it away?It's over, it's over.

Lu Ziqiao once again cast his eyes on Bai Zhi for help, but the latter shook his head as if he didn't see it, which made his heart sink to the bottom. . . .

Chapter 233

"Baizhi, help the world!"

Meijia clung to the coat and refused to move her eyes. Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to think of other ways, so he found Bai Zhi.

"What's the emergency?" Bai Zhi looked at him jokingly, although it was a misunderstanding, she still asked the question knowingly.

"Lend me 1 yuan."

"That can't be done, Valentine's Day is coming soon, I won't lend you money to pick up girls." Bai Zhi made an excuse.

It's just that it's not that he doesn't lend money to Lu Ziqiao, but that if he lends money to him, it's basically helping him pick up girls in a disguised form. With the 1 yuan included, it's just enough for him to calm down a little during Valentine's Day .

"I didn't use it to pick up girls, didn't you see it? This is not a gift I bought for Mika at all. How could I have the money to buy such an expensive gift?"

"That's not necessarily the case. You've given thousands of dollars to help the poor and lonely!"

"... What the hell? I help the poor and orphans?" Lu Ziqiao was dumbfounded by this sentence.

Now that I am almost becoming a poor and lonely old man, and I need the help of those girls who are in love for food, when will I have the money to help others?Let alone a few thousand.

"Uh...uh heh heh~" Bai Zhi laughed a few times: "Just kidding, come on, continue your speech and start your performance."

Lu Ziqiao sighed and didn't continue to worry: "The thing is like this, yesterday Zhanbo asked me to help him buy a coat for Wan Yu as a birthday present, but he asked me to keep it a secret, so my name was written on it." .

But it just arrived today, before I had time to put it in the room, Meijia saw it, and you know what happened next.

So, I didn't give this dress to Meijia, but Zhanbo gave it to Wanyu. It's just that Meijia made a mistake when I filled in my name. "

"Understood, what about your gift?" Bai Zhi looked him up and down.

"what gift?"

"Meijia's birthday, don't you want to give me a gift?"

"I...Of course I'm prepared~ It's just not a coat." Lu Ziqiao's eyes dodged, probably she really even forgot Meijia's birthday.

"I do not believe."

"Brother, don't worry about this, okay? It's a matter of human life now! I'm fine, anyway, Meijia doesn't hate me once or twice, but the matter of Zhanbo and Wanyu, this is a very good opportunity , do you have the heart to let this pair miss their chance?"

"That's true." Bai Zhi nodded, thinking that what she said made sense. Although Bai Zhi felt that Lu Zhanbo's confession to Wan Yu had nothing to do with this gift, but saying such things at this time would be despised by others.

"So, you are saving the lives of several people."

"Oh." Bai Zhi pouted: "Well, but I don't really want to give you the money directly. This is not in line with our club's style of doing things. I decided to make a detour."

"How to make a detour?" Lu Ziqiao didn't have a big problem. Anyway, it doesn't matter whether he borrows money or not, if he can solve this matter, then he can talk about anything.

Bai Zhi tilted her head to think for a while, and then slowly said: "So, the next thing I will do is to persuade Zhanbo, and then I will make the mistake, as if he lent you the money to buy a coat as a gift for Meijia.

It just so happens that the ultimate goal of Zhanbo is to embrace beautiful women. You said, 1 yuan is enough to buy the two of us to help him pick up girls, is it worthwhile? "

"It's a good deal, no, we lost it, 1 yuan? That's an insult to our personality! Let alone borrowing 1 yuan, um, Zhanbo, this kid took advantage of it, Ben The handsome guy is about to teach him the ultimate esoteric secret in the arena: You don’t need money to pick up girls.”

As soon as Lu Ziqiao heard Bai Zhi's words, she immediately felt that she was full of force, that's right~ the process and so on are all floating clouds, as long as the result is good, isn't it all right?

We'll help you soak up Wanyu, you just borrowed 1 yuan, and it's not like you won't pay it back.

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, this guy really puts gold on his face, if he was really so tough, would you still be so poor that you can't even afford gifts?Or is there not enough singles in this world, you can't find clients?

"So, what to do next, you know?"

"Of course I know. I'll go to Zhanbo now and make it clear that our stage will be next." The more Lu Ziqiao thinks about it, the more beautiful he is, and he's about to burst out: "If this plan is perfect and successful, then I'll give it a try. Carry on this method and write strategies on my Weibo to make money.”

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"..." Bai Zhi was a little surprised, this guy could think of this?Isn't this something he will do in the future?Figured it out now?

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry to find Zhanbo." Bai Zhi kicked him on the butt, and the bastard ran out, Bai Zhi had no choice but to follow.

Finding out that Lu Zhanbo is at the bar now, the two went straight to the bar. They saw Lu Zhanbo and Guan Gu at the bar at a glance. Bai Zhi gave Lu Ziqiao a slap, and then walked to the bar by herself!

It turns out that the toilet paper in the entire bar counter is used, and it is still increasing rapidly.

"Wow, Guan Gu, are you green, crying so sad?"

"You're the one who got green." Guan Gu roared in dissatisfaction, then took out another one, sucked it hard: "It's so touching, the little dragon girl is so beautiful."

 …  

"Oh, little dragon girl! Isn't this the girl from the apartment in the next neighborhood?"

"Ah?" Guan Gu opened his eyes wide and leaned over: "What are you talking about, the little dragon girl in this book is based on the girl from the neighborhood next door? Great, I'm going to have a look, maybe I can see Real people."

"..." Bai Zhi glanced at the cover of the book: "I thought you were talking about the little deaf girl in the neighborhood next door! So it's from a martial arts novel!"

"Is there any difference?"

"Yes! The little dragon girl in the book is a beautiful woman, but the little deaf girl next door is really deaf."

"..." Guan Gu snapped his fingers, but didn't turn around from these two polyphonic characters. He was crying to death just now, but he didn't have the desire to cry for a while: "Ah~ I'm talking about this ancient tomb sect Yang Guo really doesn't know how to cherish the little dragon girl, he only has his aunt in his heart."

Bai Zhi's eyelids twitched, don't you cherish it?He remembered explaining why Yang Guo called Xiaolongnv Aunt instead of Master, was it when he first became a teacher?

Yang Guo doesn't cherish Xiaolongnv, when did that happen?

Oh, I see, this Guan Gu is still a funny guy who jumps and reads novels!

Thinking of this, Bai Zhi became ill-intentioned: "Hey, Guan Gu, you missed the most exciting part!"

"Nani?" Six.

Chapter 234

"What's the best part?"

"Hey~" Bai Zhi's eyes still harbor malicious intentions, which makes Guan Gu feel hairy, and always has a bad premonition: "What's the exciting part? You said it!"

"Tell me first, where did you see it?"

"Seeing Xiaolongnv running away, Yang went to look for her, what's wrong?" Guan Gu's bad premonition became stronger and stronger: "But I didn't understand a lot earlier, tell me quickly, what is the exciting part. "

"Hahaha~" Bai Zhi laughed loudly, pushing the atmosphere to the highest point: "Well, the little dragon girl was beaten by Yin Zhiping."

"..."

"click~"

Bai Zhi suddenly heard a shattering sound, very crisp, like that, Guan Gu's face became tangled up, getting tighter and tighter, and finally cried out with a 'wow': "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow~ ?how so?"

"Oh, by the way, after finishing the work, I remember that Yang Guo passed him by, and let the murderer go with his own hands."

"Ah~~" Guan Gu howled, as if he couldn't accept this fact, the bartender almost couldn't hold the cup steadily, Guan Gu stopped, and the expression on his face froze for a moment: "Could it be that Yin Zhiping is the one?" Yang Guo's uncle?"

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Physiologically speaking, it seems to be true."

"It's too sinful, no wonder they want to beat him to death."

"..."

Guan Gu shook his head, with anger on his face, he suddenly realized that in his opinion, the two were rivals in love, and of course they were going to be beaten to death.

Seeing that Guan Gu recovered so quickly, Bai Zhi put her face on the bar counter helplessly.

Damn, this guy is not human!Could this be the benefit of being stupid?Think about it, when I saw it for the first time, I almost rushed over to kill the author!

"Huh~" Guan Gu spit out another stream of snot, wasted a piece of paper, and continued to read, but soon he returned to the state of crying, and he couldn't stop it.

Bai Zhi suddenly felt someone pat him on the back, he turned his head to take a look, and Lu Ziqiao looked at him in embarrassment.

"what happened?"

"I have something to look for you."