Bitch living in an apartment

"Really?" Wan Yu said in a dilemma: "Then this question: tell me what mosquitoes and tigers have in common."

"Uh..." Lu Zhanbo hesitated for two seconds, and found a reason: "This question is mainly to see if your way of thinking is concrete or abstract."

"Oh? Really?" Bai Zhi suddenly smirked: "Then, do you want to try my topic?"

"Well, tell me!"

"It said: a poop-flavored chocolate, and a chocolate-flavored poop, which would you choose?"

"..."

"Ouch~" They suddenly felt their stomachs churning: "There is such a perverted question in this world? Who came up with it? By the way, how did you answer it?"

"Zhanbo, don't you understand it very well? Tell me first, which one do you choose?" Bai Zhi first covered her computer screen, and then asked Lu Zhanbo to choose with a smirk.

"I... I, I don't choose any of them, ha, I don't like chocolate." Lu Zhanbo's head lit up, and he said an answer proudly.

"Yes." Bai Zhi gave a thumbs up.

"Let me see which one you choose?" Yifei suddenly became curious, and she wanted to see how perverted Baizhi would be: "I choose, melt the two, process them, remove the dross, and turn them into a chocolate-flavored one." Chocolate, and a poo-flavored poo, and choose chocolate-flavored chocolate?"

"...".

Chapter 24

"What a novel idea, you are definitely a talent, but... you are even more disgusting..." Yifei and Wanyu bent down, and they were about to vomit.

"Injury one thousand to the enemy, ten thousand to yourself, the comparison is the psychological quality, at worst, no one should eat today, who is afraid of whom?" Bai Zhi's face turned hard, you make me unable to eat, then I want you to see chocolate threw up.

"Submit it, hero, put away your supernatural powers!"

"Tch, can't you take it anymore?"

"I can't take it, I can't take it." Yifei waved his hand, indicating that he felt that changing to another one was really not a question that people should ask.

"Then the next one." Bai Zhi shrugged, what she wanted was this effect: "If one day comes, you must commit suicide, which method of suicide will you choose?

A: Take sleeping pills; B: Hang yourself; C: Take a gun and commit suicide; D: Find the most beautiful cape and jump off. "

"None of the people who came up with this question is normal." Yifei twitched the corner of his mouth. People who don't have this kind of thought don't like any one. Does it make a difference which one they choose?

"It's time for dinner! Of course, it's about making something that is a headache for others. If it's as simple as one plus one, who cares about you!"

"How did you choose?" A few people poked their heads to take a look, and they felt that this guy would definitely not play his cards according to the routine: "I will grab a gun first, set a timer to shoot, and then shoot at the most beautiful one." I tied a rope to a big tree next to the promontory, tied the other end to my own neck, and finally jumped down, before I was strangled to death, I was shot."

"..."

Sure enough, this answer did not disappoint them. It happened to solve the difficulty of choosing. Yifei and the others blinked and gasped: "Okay...violence..."

"Hmph, I'm playing tricks? You're still a little early." Bai Zhi shook her legs triumphantly: "It's only a once in a lifetime thing, of course it's better if it's vigorous."

Before they could speak, Bai Zhi's cell phone rang. He picked it up and saw that it was an unfamiliar number: "Hello, who are you?"

"Hello, is this Mr. Bai Zhi?" A nice female voice came from the opposite side.

"Yes, I am."

"Well, it's like this. I'm from XXX company. I read your resume just now. I saw your answer above...it's very special. I want to know about you before the interview. convenient?"

"It's about this company, ask me to find out about the situation." Bai Zhi covered the microphone, a little confused, not long after she submitted it, someone called, isn't this efficiency too fast?

"Listen, see what she said?"

Bai Zhi turned on the speakerphone, put it on the table and started talking.

"..."

"..."

He said he was curious about the questions he answered, but in fact he asked him some content that was already on his resume.

"Okay, Mr. Bai, I basically understand your situation. Do you have any questions to consult me?"

"there is a question."

"Excuse me."

"Well, I took a look at your question just now, and there is a question that has troubled me for a long time." Bai Zhi paused: "As for the chocolate question, I want to ask, before I discovered this method, what did your employees eat?" Which one is it?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

The words are not amazing, and the young lady on the opposite side is not even able to speak when asked this question, which is similar to the question 'does your family know that you are an idiot'!

"Ha...haha, you are joking, if there is no problem, then so be it! I will inform you of the interview time, dududu~~"

"Hello? You actually hung up?" Bai Zhi picked up the phone dissatisfied.

"Anyone will hang up." Several people complained in their hearts, but, does this count as a win for the applicants?

Ok!Bai Zhi knew that this question was difficult to answer, but who asked them to do this kind of question?Who is this going against?

After answering the question and submitting the resume, the rest is to wait quietly for the news. Bai Zhi yawned and suddenly felt so bored.

"Hey, where is everyone? Come on, how about my new look?"

At this time Zeng Xiaoxian came over, twisting his butt in a coquettish manner, Bai Zhi took a closer look, this guy was wearing a suit and a bottoming shirt, but unfortunately he didn't have a tie.

"Handsome!" Wan Yu praised honestly.

"Well, it's quite personal." Yifei didn't miss this opportunity to mock him.

"You can tell at a glance that you have been fired and you want to go for an interview."

"Ha, you guessed half right?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't get angry, but showed off proudly.

Bai Zhi was thoughtful: "Oh, that means you have been fired and are going to commit suicide. Dress handsomely and die decently."

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's face froze, and he began to flush with anger: "You are the one who wants to commit suicide. Let me tell you, I heard from the gossip that a new column of the TV station is looking for a host. I also heard from the gossip that, The producer of this column is called Lisa Rong, think about it, I finally have the opportunity to step into the TV circle."

"Wait, wait, your logic is jumping a bit! After hearing such a few words from the gossip, can you change your career to become a TV host?"

"I..."

Before Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, Bai Zhi interrupted him: "Hey, you don't understand this, he only mentioned one condition to be able to change his career to become a TV host, let's reason about how he will use this condition ?”

"What condition?" Several people recalled what he said, and suddenly realized. .

Chapter 25

Bai Zhi continued to wink and said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Mr. Zeng, this is a major event in your life after all, and it is inevitable to make some sacrifices. Don't worry, we absolutely understand you."

"That's right! Teacher Zeng, just don't get in too deep, or it will be troublesome if you want to get out in the future:" Wan Yu patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder with her hand.

"Ah~~~" Zeng Xiaoxian lay powerlessly on the table: "Where are you thinking? I mean, I heard from the gossip that Lisa Rong will go to the radio station this afternoon to find a new host. This is me. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the opportunity means that I can step into the TV industry, understand?"

"Oh, that's it!" Bai Zhi nodded faintly: "But this does not conflict with what we said! Wait a minute, this seems to be a bit similar to the question I answered?!"

'Pfft~' Yifei and Wanyu sprayed out at the same time, and Yifei's strange expression disappeared, and he said dumbfoundedly: "I said, can you stop talking about that thing?"

"Good! If you don't mention it, don't mention it!"

"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian became curious instead.

Bai Zhi closed the computer, then handed Zeng Xiaoxian a piece of chocolate: "You will know what we are talking about after you eat it."

"Ouch~" Yifei and Wanyu saw this scene, and after thinking about it, they almost didn't vomit.

Zeng Xiaoxian's heart pounded when he saw it. Could this be poison?But it's not right either!It's poison. Why did they just vomit?

"You didn't count on me, did you?"

"Am I like that?" Bai Zhi retorted dissatisfied.

"Not like, because you are."

"Cut, if you don't eat it, you will lose it. What we just said, you can only experience it if you eat it."

"Oh?" Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his chin and looked at the two curiously: "That means they ate too? Then what am I afraid of? Hahaha~"

Zeng Xiaoxian peeled off the paper bag comfortably, and put it in his mouth, but he didn't let his guard down, so he just licked it first, and it tasted good, so he nodded and bit a piece and began to chew.

"Can we talk now?"

"Yeah." Bai Zhi picked up the computer, turned around and said, "What I gave you is chocolate-flavored poop."

"..."

"Click~" Zeng Xiaoxian's body froze, the chocolate fell to the ground, he bent over and retched, and then rushed into the toilet quickly.

"Mr. Zeng's reaction is too big?" Lu Zhanbo looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's back.

"Hehehe, don't forget, he's a clean freak! He always carries sterilized tissues with him, and he probably won't be able to eat for a day today." Yifei complained silently, and she knew Zeng Xiaoxian very well.

When Bai Zhi returned to the apartment, she received an interview call. Although the company's questions were not human, the efficiency was quite fast. It didn't take long before the interview was called.

After making an appointment, Bai Zhi made a memo for herself to remind herself not to forget things.

"..."

. . . . . .

One day later, Bai Zhi went to the company for an interview as scheduled, and after a long conversation, Bai Zhi came out proudly, and then went straight to the bar downstairs. . .

"Hi everyone!"

"Yo, I'm in a good mood today!" Yi Fei raised her head and glanced at Nse's Bai Zhi: "How's the interview going?"

"Well, I don't know either. He asked me to come back and wait for news, but I feel pretty good."

"It feels good? Then you're out of luck." Yifei said helplessly, "Don't you know Murphy's Law?"

"If there is no film, then there is no film! Anyway, I have tried my best, and there is nothing they can do if they don't hire me."

"You can see it." Yifei sighed, this guy has no other advantages, but optimism, at least she has never heard that she can get out of depression by learning something in the past.

"That must be." Bai Zhi shuddered slightly.

"Hey, big brother."

Bai Zhi was looking at the phone, when suddenly a crisp voice rang in his ears, making him tremble, and when he looked up, a little girl was standing in front of him crisply.

The little girl was only four or five years old, wearing suspenders and a pair of boots, standing in front of Bai Zhi with a smile.

"Huh? Wenwen, why are you here?"

"I forgot to give you the candy." The little girl climbed onto the sofa and sat down next to Bai Zhi, and handed him a lollipop.

"Oh, thank you Wenwen! By the way, why are you here?"

"I came out with my sister. I saw you coming in just now, so I followed in."

"Where is your sister?"

"outside."

Sure enough, a girl from outside ran in anxiously, glanced left and right, saw the little girl on the sofa, her eyes lit up, she ran over quickly, and hugged the little girl in her arms.

"Wenwen, you scared me to death."

"Sister, I'm here to give big brother a lollipop." The little girl pointed at Bai Zhi and said.

The elder sister glanced at Bai Zhi, and apologized embarrassedly: "Sorry! Mr. Bai, I caused you trouble."

"fine."

"Then I have something else to do, so I'll go first."

"Walk slowly."

After exchanging pleasantries, the other party seemed to have no intention of staying, and hurried out.

Yifei blinked and asked curiously, "Whose daughter is this? She's so cute."

"Oh..." Bai Zhi was taken aback when she heard the question, and explained: "Just now I was interviewing the daughter of the company boss."

"Huh?" Yifei and Lu Zhanbo were confused for a moment, and then looked at Baizhi as if they had seen a ghost. . . .