Miss Salted Fish refused to become the admiral

Chapter 1: A world line that only exists in fantasy?

"Ah~"

Bite off the snack that was handed to her mouth with incomparable precision, and Yuki once again focused on the game on the phone.

Beside her, two cabbages, one purple and one red——

No, it was two deep seas who were having a quarrel.

"Sister, do we really want to go on like this? This is the tenth bag of potato chips she has eaten today!"

Musashi looked at the few snacks left in Yamato's hand and questioned heartbroken.

If she could, how she wished that the person being fed would be herself!

"No way, the ship's mother will give us relief... No, it was agreed at the time of the ransom, and we will raise their admiral to be fat and white."

"Is that why you keep her as a pet?"

Musashi rested his forehead and sighed.

She is now a little unsure whether the decision to raid the tutelary mansion was correct.

If she had to do it all over again, Musashi would never choose to bring this guy who can do nothing but eat out of the tutelary mansion.

And until now, her heart is still full of doubts, how did she and Yamato succeed?

The strength of that tutelary fort was so strong that it was desperate, even a white-haired destroyer gave himself a sense of oppression that could instantly kill her.

Destroyers are so powerful, let alone those battleships that look good at first glance.

It stands to reason that the tutelary fort has such a level of defense, Musashi feels that even if all the deep sea flagships from all over the world unite, they may not be able to kidnap their admiral.

But such a 1000% impossible thing just happened.

Yuki seemed to understand what a certain spicy cabbage was thinking, and suddenly turned her head and said: "Maybe it's because this is a side story, so don't worry about the settings in the main text."

"Fan... what?"

Musashi was a little confused.

I always feel that the little loli on the opposite side seems to have said something terrible just now.

But she doesn't have time to worry about it now, Yamato is responsible for feeding this guy, and the task of cooking can only be entrusted to herself.

Although there is a third deep sea here, but——

Musashi glanced at 401 who was staring at Yuki with green eyes, shook his head and sighed.

Originally as Yamato's little follower, although due to his personality, 401 seldom took the initiative to say anything to Yamato, but Musashi could feel that this little guy was always very happy.

But this happiness dissipated without a trace after Yuki's arrival.

"Why did it become like this?"

Spicy Cabbage murmured to himself suspiciously, unaware that his body had been stained with white at some point.

————0v0————

'Asshole woman, let go of Master Yamato, what qualifications do human beings have to let Master Yamato serve you? ! '

401 watched Yamato-sama, whom she admired in her heart, put his hand deep into the loli's mouth again (because of the perspective), and the jealousy in her heart became more and more intense.

If possible, 401 would like to kick that hateful blue-haired loli away, and take the place of this loli comfortably by himself, enjoying the gentleness of Master Yamato.

But 401's brain calmly analyzed the pros and cons of doing so, and then concluded that if she really did this, then the coffin for Master Yamato could be prepared earlier.

God knows what crazy things those ship girls who only have their admiral in their eyes will do after knowing that their admiral was kicked by him.

Extra Story 2 Chapter 35

The small talk is over, and it's time to get down to business.

Dafeng frowned slightly: "So, why did you ask me to investigate your admiral? I don't think she looks like she has any psychological shadow at all."

"Usually, the admiral is quite normal, but..." the brown-haired Lolita sighed, and said in a tangled voice: "But the admiral is too timid, I don't know why, it seems that she is very afraid that everyone will come back after attacking." I won’t come anymore, so I really hate to let everyone directly participate in the war. Even if everyone wants to attack, they have to kill first and then play, otherwise the admiral will definitely stop everyone.”

Dafeng blinked, and asked unexpectedly: "Is this abnormal?"

"Isn't this considered abnormal?"

"Of course." Dafeng nodded.

She has met many admirals in these years of wandering, and of course there are many who are not willing to let her mother-in-law take risks.

Even Dafeng has never seen this kind of admiral who stopped her ship's mother from participating in the war as Dafeng said, but she still felt that she could understand where the loli was. Thinking about something.

"She will do this, but it is also a proof that she really likes you, right? I don't think it will reach the level of psychological shadow~"

To be honest, she didn't really want to meddle in things that had nothing to do with her. The reason why she accepted the invitation of the big phoenix in front of her was just curious about what this ship girl with the same name as her looked like.

Dafeng originally thought that there would be some common language between the two, but in the end the other party was just a poorly developed steel loli, which greatly disappointed her.

"But what if she wasn't like this before?"

Dafeng narrowed his eyes: "This is interesting."

"I've heard that your radar is very good, and you even opened a private detective agency that 'specially helps ship girls deal with emotional disputes such as their admirals looking for women outside'. Although in the end the detective agency involved a The governor was forced to shut down, but being able to make countless tutelary houses uneasy undoubtedly proves your excellent ability in collecting information."

The brown-haired loli said with a serious face the information she found on the wiki.

Dafeng lay sideways on the sofa, with a charming posture: "Although I don't think that kind of record is very glorious, I still accept your praise."

"But at least give me some relevant information, otherwise I won't be able to dig out all the things that your admiral wears every day from birth to now, right?"

The brown-haired loli swallowed, and couldn't help asking: "Can you also find out this kind of news?"

The way Dafeng looked at her changed quickly. Originally, she thought that this loli Dafeng should be a kind of pure ship girl, but it seemed that her guess had a little problem.

"Although we can only deduce some rules from the limited information, it can be roughly done. But are you sure you want to entrust me to investigate this kind of thing?"

Noticing the perverted eyes of the person in front of her, the brown-haired Lolita calmed down, wiped the bottom of her nose in embarrassment, and was relieved to find that there was no nosebleed, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Actually, I was joking, commissioned Just follow what you said at the beginning, don’t worry, I will pay the full balance after it’s done.”

"Then, you can wait for my good news with peace of mind."

Dafeng smiled confidently.

He was very good at digging out things that other people wanted to hide.

————0v0————

"That big phoenix is ​​so big."

Yuki looked at the meat bun in his hand and squeezed it subconsciously.

She murmured and asked, "If it's that big, will it feel better?"

Don't get me wrong, what stupid loli is referring to here is of course buns.

On the side, Xiao Luoli just ate a steamed stuffed bun and asked puzzledly: "Admiral, what are you thinking?"

Yuki glanced at Akatsuki who was less barren than herself, and said with deep meaning: "I was wondering, would there be a mature Akatsuki in this world?"

Akatsuki was a little confused, so she asked suspiciously, "I'm already a mature lady."

"I know it's about the body. Is there an Akatsuki with the body of an adult in this world?"

Yuki's words made Akatsuki unconsciously think deeply. She looked at her flat body without ups and downs, and began to imagine in her mind what she would look like when she grew up.

"Snapped!"

Akatsuki suddenly slapped the table down, startling Yuki who was beside her.

Yuki complained and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Admiral, Akatsuki is already an adult!"

Yuki was stunned for a moment, a little unexpected that Akatsuki slapped the table down just to say such a thing.

She nodded with a tangled face: "That's right, Akatsuki, you've grown up a long time ago."

Of course, Yuki's true thoughts were not like this.However, in the face of Xiao who is pressing every step of the way, it is also a necessary strategy to make appropriate concessions.

If she persisted to the end just now, she would definitely give Xiao an opportunity, and maybe she would be overturned because of this.

"Admiral, are you telling the truth?"

Yuki's quick answer made Akatsuki feel unconfident, and she stared at Yuki again, asking doubtfully.

Yuki's eyes drifted, and she said with a stiff expression: "Of course it's the truth. I'm your admiral, how could I lie to you?"

"Oh." Xiao nodded with a half understanding.

Just when Yuki breathed a sigh of relief and thought secretly that he had finally settled one, a slightly lively voice rang out: "Admiral, are you really not deceiving Akatsuki?"

Lei didn't know when she slipped to the side of the two. At this moment, she was opening her eyes, looking at Yuki curiously.

Continuing to use the same rhetoric to Akatsuki to tell Lei that it might not work, Yuki thought about it for a while, and quickly said: "How could it be, what is there for Akatsuki to lie to me?"

Lei tilted his head: "Admiral, is this what you mean?"

Yuki patted the steel plate: "Just say what you say."

"But why did I hear that you always mutter 'big breasts' or something in your sleep..."

Ray pulled out his phone, as if he was about to click on a recording.

Yuki's face became stiff, and without thinking, he snatched the recording from Lei's hand.

In case I really yelled such words at night and was recorded...

Once Lei pressed the play button, he was completely ashamed to see others.

"Ahem, Lei, I think I told you that children are not allowed to play with mobile phones, right?"

Yuki casually found an excuse to confiscate the phone.

"But Admiral, the recording I just mentioned doesn't actually exist at all."

Chapter 3

"Ah~"

Bite off the snack that was handed to her mouth with incomparable precision, and Yuki once again focused on the game on the phone.

Beside her, two cabbages, one purple and one red——

No, it was two deep seas who were having a quarrel.

"Sister, do we really want to go on like this? This is the tenth bag of potato chips she has eaten today!"

Musashi looked at the few snacks left in Yamato's hand and questioned heartbroken.

If she could, how she wished that the person being fed would be herself!

"No way, the ship's mother will give us relief... No, it was agreed at the time of the ransom, and we will raise their admiral to be fat and white."

"Is that why you keep her as a pet?"

Musashi rested his forehead and sighed.

She is now a little unsure whether the decision to raid the tutelary mansion was correct.

If she had to do it all over again, Musashi would never choose to bring this guy who can do nothing but eat out of the tutelary mansion.

And until now, her heart is still full of doubts, how did she and Yamato succeed?

The strength of that tutelary fort was so strong that it was desperate, even a white-haired destroyer gave himself a sense of oppression that could instantly kill her.

Destroyers are so powerful, let alone those battleships that look good at first glance.

It stands to reason that the tutelary fort has such a level of defense, Musashi feels that even if all the deep sea flagships from all over the world unite, they may not be able to kidnap their admiral.

But such a 1000% impossible thing just happened.

Yuki seemed to understand what a certain spicy cabbage was thinking, and suddenly turned her head and said: "Maybe it's because this is a side story, so don't worry about the settings in the main text."

"Fan... what?"

Musashi was a little confused.

I always feel that the little loli on the opposite side seems to have said something terrible just now.

But she doesn't have time to worry about it now, Yamato is responsible for feeding this guy, and the task of cooking can only be entrusted to herself.