Miss Salted Fish refused to become the admiral

Yuki pushed Roth away and pressed her hand, walked around her, and was about to hug Hinata.

At the critical moment, Roth's brain was running at a speed of [-] rpm, and he quickly thought of a way to break the situation.

She suddenly leaned into Yuki's ear and whispered, "As long as you let me go this time, I will give you a copy of the loli photo that I have treasured for a long time."

"How old?" Yuki asked curiously.

"3...no, 5g."

In order to prevent Ise from finding out that something was wrong, Roth said as briefly as possible.

"More, 20g."

"You don't have 20g even if you kill me. At most 10g, this is my bottom line."

"Okay, deal."

Although Yuki despises that she only has 10g of resources, she still agrees to the deal.

She wiped away her tears and looked up at Gendarmerie Captain Ise.

"This guy just didn't do anything."

"is it?"

Ise crossed her arms and looked at Ross suspiciously.

Roth was sweating coldly from her stare.

"Forget it, I'll just pretend you haven't done anything."

Ise also didn't want to spoil her rare vacation, since the parties concerned said it was all right, she was willing to turn a blind eye and pretend that she didn't see this matter.

Hearing Ise let go, Roth let out a long sigh of relief.

"But……"

Ise suddenly raised the volume, making Roth nervous again.

"You just called and lied to me, this matter can't be left alone."

"To be more serious, you are deceiving the gendarmerie and interfering with official duties. Go back and copy the "Admiral's Rules" ten times for me."

Ise looked at Roth's ashen face, and raised the corners of his mouth happily.

Chapter 50: Listening to Lexington talk about the past

Not far from Yuki, Lexington and Saratoga sat facing each other on the sand.

"Gaga, you're still too young."

Looking at his sister, Lexington said with a smile.

"If you want to win the admiral's heart, you must take the initiative to attack. If you are timid and discouraged as soon as you gather up your courage like this, it will be very difficult to snatch others. The admiral's character is very shy, and now he has become Girl, this is even more obvious. Although she didn't really regard us as wives before, she still took advantage of her mouth occasionally, but now she doesn't even take advantage of her mouth. At this time, if you want to wait If the admiral takes the initiative to confess to you, we can only wait for the number of marriage ships to increase one by one."

"But, I'm already a married ship." Saratoga interjected weakly.

"Do you think the admiral really regards you as a marriage ship?"

Saratoga thought about it, and shook his head unwillingly.

The admiral kept calling himself sister-in-law or Jiajia, and occasionally calling himself by his full name was often wrong.

She's not Sarah's loser!

There is also the wedding dress that the admiral bought for himself. Rather than saying that it is a wedding dress, it is better to say that it is worn by a bridesmaid.

Therefore, the admiral may really regard himself as his sister-in-law.

Suddenly there was an air of defeat in Saratoga.

Strawberry method, all the pears, no silver...

No, the last one looks like silver?

"Sister, what should I do?"

Saratoga called for help from Lexington.

Although my sister sometimes falls off the chain, she is still very reliable most of the time.

"You go to attack the admiral tonight." Lexington made a shocking statement.

"Night, night, night attack?"

Saratoga said in surprise.

"That's right, tonight I will make a deal with Trust, so that Xiao will not be with the admiral at night, and then you will attack the admiral in the middle of the night."

"Does this really work?"

Saratoga looked suspiciously at Lexington.

Now she suspects that her sister wants to take revenge for pretending to be her to seduce the admiral in the past.

"Of course it works. Compared with the elementary school students and that poor Dafeng, your advantage is still obvious. You just need to rely on your body and do your best to get up."

"Is it really possible? The admiral doesn't seem to particularly like huge people's hearts, right? I remember when Des Moines first came to the tutelary mansion, the admiral took a look at it and never cared about Des Moines again."

"But later, didn't the admiral still yell Dede sauce and quickly train Des Moines to the full level? At that time, the cat's nose was crooked, and he went to the G dormitory to cry to Bismarck all day long. .”

"At that time, it seemed that it was the easiest way to go to the heavy patrol team at that event. Then Des Moines easily killed the dean who had troubled the admiral for a long time. The admiral was excited and said that he would definitely give Des Moines the ring."

"That's right, until the admiral disappeared, the ring promised to Des Moines was still not given to her."

"Is this kind of thing rare? Ayanami of the J department has won many deep seas for the admiral, but the admiral only married Shikinami, but fortunately, in the end the admiral found out with his conscience and gave Ayanami a ring on a certain Valentine's Day. There are many people who are much more miserable than them. Sifmarie and the others are often seriously injured in order to complete the tasks assigned to them by the admiral, and they have never complained..."

"But the admiral gave priority to Missouri because they are low-speed ships." Lexington sighed, "It's really a bad admiral, but even though the admiral is so bad, don't everyone still like her?"

"I really don't know what's so good about this guy. He's lustful and nonsense, and he often breaks promises and is full of lies."

"But Gaga, you still like her."

"I don't like it." Saratoga said stiffly.

"Then even if I send Xiao away tonight, Gaga, you don't have to do anything, just watch the admiral handing out rings to others."

Lexington covered his mouth and said with a smile.

"elder sister!"

Faced with Lexington's teasing, Saratoga shouted dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay, Jiajia will come tonight according to my plan, and she must catch the admiral's heart."

"I still think sister, your plan will not succeed," Saratoga said dejectedly.

'It's too simple. If the admiral would fall so easily, there wouldn't be so many people in the town guard mansion waiting desperately for the admiral's ring. '

"Gaga, I realized a truth from my short life as an unmarried ship."

"Are you showing off your flash marriage to the admiral in less than a month?" Saratoga complained precisely.

"Don't interrupt the chant casually." Lexington rolled his eyes at Saratoga, and then continued, "The more you are good at calculating, the more you will find that the illegitimate ship has a limit... unless you surpass the illegitimate ship, "

"Sister, don't borrow DVDs from Bei Zhai to watch."

"Ahem," Lexington coughed in embarrassment, "Gaga, there are actually only two criteria for the admiral to issue rings. I don't know if you've noticed."

"Strength and... what?" Saratoga could only think of one.

"And a sense of presence."

"I don't understand what you mean, sister."

Saratoga hit one? .

"Think about those ship girls who have never been in battle. The admiral has always forgotten their existence, let alone gave them rings. And the ship girls with a strong sense of presence, even if the admiral didn't give them a ring in a short time, But as the admiral's presence becomes stronger and stronger, the admiral will also conclude a vow with them, a simple example is Wisconsin, do you remember her, Gaga?"

"Even if it's kahahahaha?"

"That's right. Originally, the admiral didn't intend to marry her. After all, when Wisconsin came, our tutelary mansion had a very strong fleet of warships and aircraft carriers. So the admiral even ignored the existence of Wisconsin for a while, but because of the large number of activities in Missouri, After winning three rows of medals, the admiral finally remembered Wisconsin, which is also an Iowa class."

"It's probably because Wisconsin itself is very strong. After all, Wisconsin has such a strong flagship skill, it's only natural for the admiral to give him a ring." Saratoga said that he disagreed with Lexington's words.

"No." Lexington shook his head, "I often assist the admiral in handling official duties, so I overheard her talking to herself."

"In the eyes of the admiral, just like the nasty old woman with cat ears is the only flagship of the aircraft carrier fleet, Tirpitz is the only flagship of the battle line. If you think about it carefully, even if the admiral gave Wisconsin the ring, It seems that she has almost never been given the flagship position?"

Saratoga closed his eyes and thought about it. Although 16 years had passed, he still remembered many things about the tutelary palace clearly.

"It seems that this is really the case?"

Chapter 51: The Chest of the Profiteer

Joy begets sorrow.

Yuki's current mood can probably be described with this word.

Yuki who successfully fooled Ise is like Wei Yan in Romance of the Three Kingdoms shouting who dares to kill me, and then Ma Chao and his brother Ma that whoever chopped off his head.

They all ushered in changes when they were most proud and thought that everything was safe.

He had already perfectly fooled Ise, and avoided the ending of being a cellmate with Ark Royal.

But Xiaohe believed that their arrival made everything return to the original point.

As Ise, who has been the captain of the gendarmerie for many years, out of professional habits, Ise subconsciously looked at the left ring finger of the loli girls, and then she saw the gleaming ring of oath on Akatsuki and Trust's hand .

Originally, Akatsuki would not have been wearing the ring forever.Especially when playing, she will definitely put the ring away very solemnly.

It can be seen that Yuki is surrounded by not only the big-chested monster before, but also a woman who seems to be a ship girl.

Instigated by trust, Akatsuki put on the oath ring to swear the ownership of the admiral.

When they walked near Yuki, they called Yuki softly, 'Admiral'.

Ise has seen all kinds of lolicon admirals.

Most of those guys relied on the innocence and ignorance of the loli destroyers, so when the loli were not very clear about what the ring meant, they signed a contract with the loli.

And in order to protect the loli from those perverted lolicon admirals, the gendarmerie was established.

However, Ise, who has worked in the gendarmerie for so many years, saw the loli admiral who was a lolicon for the first time.

"Can you explain it?" Ise asked with an unkind expression.

"There are many reasons for this." Yuki said hurriedly, but for a while she didn't know how to defend herself.

"I... It is true that I am married to the destroyer, but I am sincere to them."

Yuki decided that it would be better to admit his mistakes frankly, and he couldn't say that Akatsuki was not his marriage ship.

Doing so is really feces lifting.

Since I am a first-time offender, the gendarmerie should detain me for a few days.

"Eh?"

Akatsuki looked suspiciously at Yuki's confession.

'It seems that the admiral is not flirting with girls like Xiangjiang said? '

Akatsuki who came here full of jealousy found that she seemed to have done something wrong.

As the culprit, Trust had long since slipped away while no one was paying attention to her.

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Under the guarantee of many loli, Ise finally gave up the idea of ​​copying Yuki back to the gendarmerie.

In fact, Ise's idea of ​​fishing has won.

"It's been so long, it's okay to touch fish twice occasionally. Besides, although the prisoner is married to loli, it seems impossible to do anything to them, so let's forget about this incident. . '

Ise was convinced by herself.

After telling Yuki to pay attention in the future, Ise left this place of right and wrong.

"Why, you were not caught in the gendarmerie."

Ross asked sourly.

Whenever Ise finds out that she is with Lolita, at least she will be given a verbal education, and if it is more serious, she will be taken away and locked up for ten days and a half months.