[Fools and stragglers: Hehe, why do you want to say it's me?Do you have that qualification? After all, I am your senior. To be honest, I am not afraid even if it is her... 】

[Fools and girls: Don't just use lip service, fight and fight! ! ! 】

[Fools and puppets: Le, anyway, if one of them dies, any one will do, please hurry up and die. 】

[Fools and Roosters: Don’t worry, no matter which one of your two executive officers passes away, I will provide a half-day holiday to mourn. 】

[Fools and rich people: My generous Lord Mayor, it seems that you really said it in just half a day, so it seems that it is not impossible to add another hour. 】

How can it be enough for only half a day, how can we add more, is it the holiday date.

[Fools and buffoons: Enough, no matter which colleague's sacrifice is worth deploring, don't say anything that is not conducive to unity. 】

Although the Fools have terrifying strength, due to internal reasons, except for the Ice Queen, everyone else is disobedient.

All of them turned on the hermaphrodite mode, forming a perfect closed circle.

And Arechino, the servant of the Fools, may still have second thoughts about the Ice Queen.

Therefore, if the seemingly powerful group of fools does not have a leader, it will directly split into about ten mountain forces, large and small.

Each holds relevant authority.

[Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha——!That must have been a good thing done by my uncle. The mere fools can't hold out a few times under the hands of this uncle. If this is the case, this uncle can be regarded as the first person to kill the executive officer of the fools. 】

[Diluque: Hehe, since I am the executive officer of the fools, let me be the consciousness of being killed. 】

[Ke Qing: Although the fools have diplomatic immunity, their recent actions are too presumptuous, hmph...]

[Zhong Li: In terms of universal rationality, the diplomatic strength of Fools is indeed the first among the Seven Kingdoms. As for which executive officer is in the coffin, it is naturally the one who has died. 】

[Hu Tao: That's very good, don't say it again next time. 】

【Dragon King Ruo Tuo: Hahaha, since it is a group of fools and it is a future event, it must be that this king left the customs and they wanted to get their hands on Liyue and were killed by this king! 】

[Osiel, the Demon God of the Vortex: I feel that my chances of killing are higher than yours. Recently, I have felt some familiar power, which seems to belong to the power of Morax. 】

[Chongyun: It seems? 】

【Xingqiu: Maybe he has been suppressed for too long, and there are some problems in his mind. Didn't the emperor pass away? 】

"Ding! The first round of answering will start in 15 seconds. 15..."

"Ding! Congratulations to Dadalia for the successful answer."

[Kaya: It doesn't look too good, I don't know if they have discussed an answer. 】

[Diluque: Don't panic, there were fools who gave wrong answers last time. 】

[Mona: Although the trajectory of the fate star is unclear, it is definitely not his answer. 】

[Dadalia: Oh, I'm sorry everyone, it seems that the demon god is about to be born, is Liyue ready?I choose B [Scattered Soldiers] Thunder Cannon. 】

"Ding! Dadalia answered wrong."

[Dadalia: No way, it's not you, a straggler, so now everyone knows who to choose. 】

[Fools and stragglers: stupid answers, impulsiveness is not advisable. 】

[Ms. Fools: Is it really me?Hehe, it has been hundreds of years, and he is finally going to be free, but that's okay, the task is about to be completed. 】

"Punishment: "Space and Dadalia's Talking"."

Chapter 92

【Kong: It's none of my business.What does Dadalia have to do with me? Could it be that he can still give me a good beating? 】

[Dadalia: Who is he? I don't know him. What are you talking about? The system's punishment is very strange, you know?You still want to hit me, but with your small body, it may be almost meaningless. 】

[Dr. Fools: Who knows, if you give the wrong answer, you will accept the punishment honestly. The name of the punishment doesn’t feel too serious. Why don’t you add a fight with the commander, I like it very much The way you were beaten. 】

[Fools and girls: Will I also prepare a coffin for you? If it is not possible, I can also spend money to prepare it for you, hehe. 】

[Fools and Puppets: @脚人众鸡, Lord Mayor, you have to be ready, if the two executive officers are gone, wouldn’t it be possible to let it go for a day? 】

[Fools and rich people: just one day?It's a bit too little for the two compatriots who passed away. I think I should add a little more?Just a little bit of a billion. 】

[Fools and roosters: No, no, half a day is already the limit. You have to know how many factories will stop working and how many goods will be stopped during the half-day holiday. These are huge losses, and these are also heavy for the entire solstice. of. 】

[Fools and buffoons: You guys are starting again, stop talking like this. 】

Although the commander-in-chief is the first seat, the others are not vegetarians. Maybe he will restrain himself when he speaks, but at other times, the executive officers are all equal, and no one can obey the other.

Impossible to say, I am the first seat, and you Dadalia is the younger brother of the last seat, come and serve me tea and water.

These are all done by those "servants", no matter what position they are in, it's just that the authority they hold is different.

[Kaya: Dadalia, you are an old actor, he must have been the one who killed the rock god Morax before. 】

【Keli: That's true. He appears quite a lot in the video. He saves lives, pays money, and carries coffins. He really joins in wherever the excitement is. Liyue can't tolerate you anymore! 】

[Zhongli: Indeed, but his biggest role has already been manifested. It is comfortable to have someone pay the bill. 】

【Wendy: Hey, it's more comfortable to use the money you earn yourself, how can you go out without money. 】

"Ding! Since "Kong and Dadalia" is a three-person play, Zhongli's cooperation is needed, and it is being transmitted..."

"Ding! Teleport destination: Liyue, the Golden House."

[Ning Guang: What kind of play is going to be performed in the Golden House, is there some secret? 】

[Gan Yu: The Golden House is a very important place, wouldn't it be inappropriate for the three of them to go in directly like this? 】

[Keli: It’s okay, they should be teleported back to the original place after the performance, and they can’t do anything other than the script during the performance. 】

【Paimon: It's actually acting in the golden house, can you see many, many, many Mora! 】

on the screen.

The three of Dadalia stood in the center of the golden house.

Suddenly, Kong took out a rope that came out of nowhere and walked towards Dadalia, and Zhongli summoned a rocky ridge to stand behind Dadalia.

Dadalia, on the other hand, watched the two people's various behaviors towards him very blindly.

After a while, Dadalia was hoisted with both hands, and his whole body leaned against the rock ridge.

"You're fucking tough, huh?!" Sora approached Dadalia fiercely, pointing at him.

Dadalia rolled his eyes unconsciously, indicating that he didn't know what was going on.

"Just wait and see." After finishing speaking, Sora took two steps back.

On the other hand, Zhong Li opened his mouth to speak silently, and raised his left finger to point.

Then Kong looked at Zhongli's waist, stretched out his hand to test it, and wanted to take off Zhongli's belt, but found that he didn't have a belt at all.

Kong had no choice but to tear off his own belt. I don't know if the waist of the trousers was too big or the waist was too thin. As soon as the belt was taken off, the trousers slid down, revealing the blue and white dotted trousers inside.

Zhong Li glanced at him in disgust, and took half a step back, keeping a distance, as if he was talking about this person... There seems to be something wrong.

Kong also reacted quickly, lifted his pants, and then picked up a long whip lying on the ground.

Approaching Dadalia directly, while shouting "Subusuao*6", he waved the whip in his right hand towards Dadalia six times.

As a result, he slapped his pants and slid down again. He pulled up his pants and waved the long whip in his hand again.

"TMD, don't you talk too much~!"

Dadalia, who was dizzy from being beaten by the thief, roared in grief and indignation: "Is it too bad? Not too bad? You didn't say I don't talk too much! Why are you asking me! Ask me!!! Ah!"

"After beating me for three days and three nights, I asked me if I was sloppy, what did I say?! Ask me, huh?!"

Kong's pupils were wide open, his mouth was open enough to hold a fist, he turned his head stiffly and asked Zhong Li, "Didn't you ask?!"

"What are you asking?" Zhong Li asked back.

The screen ended here, and the screen was slowly covered with a layer of black.

[Fools and rich people: @kong, what's the matter with you, how do you treat our fools' executive officer?Although he is the last seat, you can't whip him like this, it's just that the strength is too small, and there is no real injury. 】

【Kong: Are you teaching me how to do things?I want to fight how to fight, it's your turn to teach me, who do you think you are?Come out and single out. 】

[Captain Fools: Young man, don't be so hot-blooded, and she didn't say anything too much. 】

[Fools and girls: @Dadalia, are you okay, are you okay, it doesn’t matter, I’ve already ordered a coffin for you, something must happen to you, otherwise my money is not wasted, then But deducted from my salary! 】

[Fools and puppets: I was planning to make him into a doll, alas, what a disappointment, I didn't expect that nothing happened, just some skin trauma. 】

[Fools and roosters: @dadalia, are you okay, do I need to give you a holiday. 】

[Dadalia: No, you don’t care if I get beaten, but you’re still cursing me here and all the coffins are ready, can you look forward to it, and you @愚人公鸡, how do I feel about you? Is there something in this lie? 】

[Tian Tiezui: @钟去, old girl.I thought your divine eye was fake, you can use elemental power. 】

【Zhongli: What happened?This is the first time I've heard that it was the rock ridge created by the system just now, it wasn't me, did you just point it out to you without seeing it? 】

Zhong Li thought to himself, it's a good thing that there is an all-round scapegoat called System, otherwise the leisurely life of an ordinary person like him would be broken, and he would have to enjoy it anyway.

Chapter 93 "Fatigue" Eliminator

[Hu Tao: Why do I feel that Zhongli's words are not credible at all, you are always avoiding the important things, pretending to be stupid. 】

[Xiangling: Apart from being able to believe what Sister Zhongli said in professional reviews, it is better to keep doubting what she says at other times. 】

【Paimon: Yeah, you played so well, I wanted to hit him a long time ago. 】

【Xingqiu: This way of fighting is still too cheap for him. We should be more ruthless, such as roasting him with fire, flooding him with water, or striking him with lightning. 】

[Chongyun: So you are such Xingqiu... But, I like it. 】

[Kelly: It's alright, alright, you two, it's really enviable to see. (top)]

Now these two people have to show off if they have something to do, it's really embarrassing, you said it's okay if it happens once in a while, but they both want to seize every opportunity.

It was really the two of them during the honeymoon period that made everyone puzzled, and Taromaru shook his head when he saw it.

"Ding! The second round of answering questions will start in 5 minutes."

[Fools and stragglers: Hehe, now you know who to choose, I don’t know what you have in your head, but you actually choose me, @dadalia. 】

[Dadalia: What?You still can't let people choose in terms of options, can you?Are you special, don't make yourself so special please, please, you are really arrogant. 】

[Ms. Fools: Since it is a matter of the future, it means that the conclusion has not yet been made, so I still have a chance to overturn this conclusion, even that... is just...]

[Fools and girls: Oh, don't struggle, otherwise, how will the holiday come? You have to believe that your sacrifice is worthwhile, and it will bring a huge gift to the entire Winter Kingdom. 】

[Fools and rich people: That's not right, at least half a day of vacation, ahem, it's a half-day stoppage for remembrance, right, Mr. Mayor. 】

"Ding! The second round of answering will start in 15 seconds."

【Thoma: Stop nagging, stop nagging, who doesn't know that you fools are dying, so hurry up and answer. 】

[Kaya: This all gave me the illusion that fools will be wrong after grabbing the right to answer the question. Could it be that I am too inflated? 】

[Diluque: I think you are guarding the gate and your brain is being guarded. It happens to be digging later to refresh your mind and wake up your mind. 】

【Ke Li: Good!It's mining. Keli's tracking bomb can help. Hey, it only needs one bomb to blow it up. 】

【Qin: Ke Li, it’s fine if you use tracking bombs to fry fish, why do you want to bomb mines now, this is not good~! 】

[Abedo: Don't worry, Captain Qin, I will take good care of Keli. 】

【Wendy: Hey!Children are playful, I can understand, as long as it doesn't cause too much loss. 】

[Zhong Li: Indeed. 】

"Ding! Congratulations to Zhongli for his successful answer. Please choose."

[Dadalia: Some people have to rush to answer after becoming a woman, so why not turn into other strange things? Did you forget that Thomas swapped bodies with a dog? 】

[Thoma: Please don't cue, you are really not polite, you only expose other people's scars, all fools are really like this. 】

[Taromaru: Woof woof! (Damn it, I didn't even have time to enjoy it!)]

【Wendy: Hey!As expected of the Ke Qing from the Hall of Resurrection, she is fast and won the right to answer the question again. It seems that the reward has been decided. 】

【Zhongli: Hehe, it's just a fluke, it's just a fluke.I choose A [Ms. Rosalind.]

Zhong Litu had a premonition that if he didn't rush to answer this time, he would be preempted by fools. At that time, Mayaras, the demon god of illusion, would come out first, but Oser, the demon god of vortex, would disrupt his plan. .

So he decisively chose to rush to answer, at least to delay the progress of the incident.

[Little Auspicious Grass King Naxida: Hello everyone, it's a pleasure to meet you all. 】

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