The strongest tactical maid absolutely refuses to serve

After finding that the maid in front of him was not right, the paparazzi brother quickly took out his mobile phone and searched for the photos of "Isouya", and compared them with Ye Wenyu who was staring at him.

According to his many years of experience in the paparazzi circle, the maid in front of him looked exactly the same as "the white-haired and scorching-eyed maid——Isouya" no matter how she looked.

"You, you... are you..."

The paparazzi brother stretched out two fingers, pointing at Ye Wenyu tremblingly.

"Well! It seems that you have discovered it, a strange and unreasonable guest."

Ye Wenyu lifted the corner of the maid's dress, and squatted with two long legs wearing black silk suspenders, making an elegant maid salute.

"Let me introduce myself, I am the 'white-haired and scorching-eyed maid—Isouya', you have made my sister unhappy! Then... can I treat you as garbage? I am happy to protect you The cause of the environment."

Saying that, Ye Wenyu deliberately raised the corner of the maid's skirt, and lifted the corner of the skirt to the position of the black silk suspenders, revealing half of the two attractive thighs, and also turned the silver-white gun muzzle emitting a cold light, just right Only exposed to the eyes of the paparazzi brother.

"You, you, you... I won't shoot! I won't shoot!"

The paparazzi brother yelled madly, and then ran away in a panic. The others looked at him like they were crazy, but they didn't know that Ye Wenyu threatened him.

"I finally got rid of the annoying guy. It seems that my practice is really not enough! I still need to practice more."

Ye Wenyu put down the corners of the maid's skirt, and tidied up the messy maid outfit.

"I feel a little tired, Ruoyu! Let's find a restaurant to sit down! Which one is better..."

"Let's go to some coffee shop! It looks good!"

Ruoyu pointed to a coffee shop not far away with a sign half covered by a box, and said without fear.

"Is that coffee shop? It's a good place to stay. After walking for so long, it's time to take a break."

(I have something to do this afternoon, I just got home, so it's late, I'm really sorry)

Chapter 13 A maid who can't play darts is not a good maid

"Ruoyujiang! Is this the coffee shop you chose? It really fits the occasion..."

Ye Wenyu looked at Ruoyu on the opposite side of the table with a harmonious (nuclear) face, and a very satisfied (quite unhappy) smile curled up at the corner of her pale cherry-colored mouth.

"This...my sis, please listen to my explanation, I don't know this cafe is like this..."

Ruoyu faltered, a little at a loss, the waitress next to her in a low-cut maid outfit was also frightened by Ye Wenyu's strong aura as a real tactical maid, like a flattered rabbit Same, curled up there motionless.

About a few minutes ago, Ruoyu pulled Ye Wenyu into this cafe, but they all only saw the word "coffee" on the signboard, but missed the fact that it was blocked by stacked cardboard boxes. The "maid (maid)".

So by accident, Ye Wenyu, who was a tactical maid, entered a cafe that could not even be called a professional maid, and then Ye Wenyu had a happy (dissatisfied) expression on his face.

Originally, tactical maids and serving maids were not the same type of maids, and this was a completely unqualified maid café, which really made Ye Wenyu feel uncomfortable at all.

"Okay, okay, after all, it is the shop chosen by my sister, but fortunately, the decoration of this shop is also good, I think this is a tolerable coffee shop!"

Ye Wenyu withdrew her "dominant spirit", took the menu from the trembling hand of the terrified waiter and maid, and placed it in front of Ruoyu.

"My lord, you are..."

"It's already here, I can't let the cutest sister Jiang leave immediately? Just order some! Let me take a look..."

Ye Wenyu picked up a pencil and checked the menu a few times.

"That's all there is to it, a cup of black tea with milk and sugar and a cup of black tea with milk and sugar-free, two macarons, and two strawberry cakes...Miss maid, are you listening?"

Ye Wenyu, who had chosen the refreshments, patted the shoulder strap of the maid who was traveling with her, which made the maid respond from the sanity and recorded the refreshments they ordered.

"Okay, I'll bring the refreshments right away, please wait a moment for the two guests..."

The maid lady in the low-cut maid outfit quickly left here with the menu, and hurriedly walked towards the front desk, but she walked too hastily, and she fell on the flat ground without wearing high heels, acting as if Like a clown, with a red nose.

"It's really unprofessional, don't mess with our maid..."

For such rude behavior, Ye Wenyu sighed helplessly, and there was a little pity in his glazed red pupils.

"It is completely unprofessional in terms of dress, movements, and language, especially the low-cut collar, 'serving'? Isn't this here to 'sell vegetables'? I'm afraid there are only special human beings who always think with their lower body would like this style.”

Ye Wenyu said solemnly, the two clumps of fat holding up the big black silk bow on his chest couldn't help shaking up and down twice, expressing his master's dissatisfaction and professionalism.

"Sister, what you said is true! But after all, this is not a professional place, so the requirements should not be so high... Tea time is here, let's drink tea first!"

The refreshment was delivered within a few minutes after ordering, which is considered to be a quick move. If this is still slow, Ye Wenyu's reputation for this will be lowered again.

"Yeah! It's done very well, and the tea was served in less than 3 minutes, which is very good!"

Ye Wenyu looked at the maid who was pushing the dining cart with some satisfaction, and praised her.

"Hmm! Thank you... that's right! This white-haired...guest, can I take a photo with you? You look so good-looking. Although I don't know if it's a cosplay, can you satisfy me? desire?"

The new lady maid said a little excitedly, and held the mobile phone in both hands, and looked at Ye Wenyu sincerely with her big eyes wearing black-rimmed glasses.

"Well... of course you can! I can take one with you."

"Thank you so much!"

The maid leaned her face on Ye Wenyu's white maid flower pleated shoulder strap, then took out the mobile phone, changed the rear camera to an upward angle of 45°, and pressed the shutter after the two maids posed.

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"Okay! Thank you so much, I really want to take a photo with that 'white-haired maid' Miss Isouya, although today is just a cosplay, but it's worth it, after all, the cosplay is so good, it's worth it It's worth it!"

"Then I wish you one day to meet the real Miss 'Isouya'! I wish you such luck."

After seeing the maid in front of her so happy, Ye Wenyu said in a playful tone.

"Thank you for your kind words!"

I didn't know that Ye Wenyu in front of me was the "white-haired and scorching-eyed maid——Isouya"'s own maid, bowed and thanked, and then pointed to the dart board on the other side of the shop with a smile.

"Speaking of which, do the two guests know? There is a rule in our store, as long as you can arbitrarily place a dart in the red circle in the middle within the specified distance, you can arbitrarily exempt from the money for a refreshment. Are you interested in trying it? ? Very interesting!"

"Are you exempting the money for one refreshment at will? It sounds good, sister, would you give it a try?"

Ruoyu put down the black teacup in his hand, and poked the white bow on Ye Wenyu's wrist.

"Ruoyu, do you want to watch me play darts? It doesn't matter if you give it a try... Please lead the way!"

"Okay, you two come with me..."

Under the leadership of the maid, Ye Wenyu and Ruoyu came to the dart target. The distance from the designated position to the target is about ten steps. It is not difficult to hit the red circle, and this dart... If Ye Wenyu If you are right, the quality of this dart is too bad, and there are some cracks at the tip, but it should not affect the hit.

It's just that it's a little easier, and the red circle in the middle of this dartboard has no traces of being pierced...

"Heh... this is really embarrassing!"

Ye Wenyu picked up a dart, firmly grasped the metal middle part of the dart with his thumb, index finger, and middle finger like twigs in spring willow, and closed his left eye. The glass-colored right red pupil stared at the dart. on the dartboard in front of him.

"Hey! Look everyone! Someone is challenging darts!"

The guest who was drinking tea suddenly shouted, reminding others.

"Really! It's quite a rare maid with white hair and burning eyes! Is it a cosplay? Never mind, let's take a picture first..."

"But no one seems to be able to stick a dart on the red circle in the middle, right? I tried it just now, and even if it hits the spot, I can't stick it in, but the white-haired maid lady is so awesome? She's so cute too! Yes Is the new maid lady?"

"It's definitely not! The clothes are all wrong. The low-cut maid outfit and the stand-up collar maid outfit are the same, but why do I feel like I have seen this maid somewhere before? I really seem to have seen it somewhere..."

"Come on! It's a woman, you just say you've seen it before, you fat man want to play cabbage in a different way, right? This is too old..."

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"Sister, you can do it, right? Sister, come on!"

Ruoyu cheered up behind Ye Wenyu.

"Hmm! A maid who can't make her master happy is not a good maid! As a tactical maid, I also understand this, so... Let's go!"

Ye Wenyu smiled. She probably guessed some truth from the words of the surrounding guests, that is, something must have been tampered with under the red circle.

So she charged her right arm, and moved the black floral pleated wide cuff on the wrist back under the white maid's headband, and then estimated the approximate flight trajectory. Before everyone's eyes could react, the slender arm Throwing the dart suddenly, it flew towards the bull's-eye.

Dong——

The sound of two metals colliding with each other spread in the shop immediately, and everyone stared dumbfounded at Ye Wenyu who was arranging the corners of the maid's clothes, because opposite her, a dart was inserted straight into the red hole of the target. Circle on.

If the voice just now is not mistaken, the red circle seems to be made of metal...

Is this a shell-piercing stabilized armor-piercing projectile fired by human flesh?

"Hey! Miss maid, did you succeed?"

Ye Wenyu smiled and looked at the maid who was about to leave her body, and then gracefully picked up the next dart.

Chapter 14 Your insurance hasn't been opened yet!

"How is it, Ruoyu? Is your dart skill okay?"

After coming out of the maid coffee shop, Ye Wenyu stood briskly under the street lamp by the side of the road, stroking Ruoyu's small forehead.

"Yeah! Big sister is the best!"

Ruoyu stood on tiptoe and said excitedly.

"All six darts hit the red circle, and the store owner's eyes were dumbfounded. I laughed so hard."

Hearing this, Ye Wenyu would also smile heartily, and turned to look at the shop owner who was staring at them covetously.

Not long ago, Ye Wenyu, who was a tactical maid, directly stuck all six darts in the red circle of the target. If there were not enough places, she could stick a few more darts in the metal red circle.

So the shop owner was very unhappy. Originally, Ye Wenyu ordered some relatively expensive refreshments. From the beginning of ordering, she herself only wanted to blacken Yemu's pocket money, but who would have thought that she would encounter such a situation? Such a good thing, the money for six refreshments was instantly waived, and I didn't spend a single penny.

"But I'm afraid we will be turned away the next time we come again, Ruoyu."

Ye Wenyu pointed to the shop owner at the entrance of the maid coffee shop.

"Look at his fierce eyes, we will definitely not be able to get in next time, anyway, I thought so when I was next."

"It seems to be the case... But it doesn't matter! My sis, let's change to another store next time. Isn't it okay?"

"You're right, my cutest sister-chan. But where are we going now?"

Ye Wenyu looked around. The crowds coming and going were walking in all directions. If they followed the flow of people, they didn't know where they would go.

But if she continues to stay here, her snow-white long hair is too conspicuous. Coupled with her glass-colored burning eyes and white and capable maid outfit, there are already many people around, just about to go forward Pick up a conversation and take a photo with a mobile phone.

"That's right! My sis, I remembered!"

Ruoyu on the side suddenly called out.

"Sister, do you know? There is a very famous milk cake shop here. I don't know if it is still open. Let's go and see! The milk cake is delicious."

"Milk cake? I want to taste it too! It would be great if the young lady is here too... Eh? What are you talking about?"

Ye Wenyu agreed repeatedly, and then Ruoyu held her hand.

"Don't think so much, my lord sister! Follow me, I know there is a shortcut to get there, let's go!"

"Don't go so fast! You will bump into someone next..."

Ruoyu came and Ye Wenyu's hand shuttled continuously in the crowd, because Ruoyu's body was relatively small, so the shuttle was surprisingly light.

But Ye Wenyu, who was a head taller, was a little embarrassed. The long ribbon bow on his waist and back was hung on other people's bags several times, and there were several times when he "kicked someone with the ball" and two huge meat balls hit him directly. On other people, I don't know if there is anything wrong with the other person.

"Ruoyu, slow down! There are too many people here... oops!"

Ye Wenyu bumped into someone again, this time directly dribbling the ball into someone's face, after that person's face showed a happy look, he closed AWSL's eyes heavily.

"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it...Ruoyu, slow down!"

"What? Sister, what are you talking about? I can't hear you clearly, I'm coming soon!"

After squeezing through several crowds, Ye Wenyu was forcibly taken by Ruoyu to a remote alley. There were very few people here, and no one could be seen for a long time. At the other end of the alley was a commercial street, and there was a strong smell of The aroma of milk came from there.

"My lord! We are almost there."

Ruoyu raised her arms and stretched herself.

"From now on, as long as we extend the road all the way, and walk through it unswervingly until our death, our goal - milk cake shop will appear in front of us... Eh? My sis, you..."

Ye Wenyu's young girl's face once again showed a harmonious expression, this time the expression was more serious, and the corners of the smiling mouth curved upward a lot.

"My lord, you..."

Ruoyu was frightened and said modestly.

"It's nothing! My dearest Ye Ruoyu."

Ye Wenyu said playfully, and adjusted his somewhat glum appearance.