The strongest tactical maid absolutely refuses to serve

"Yeah! Okay Qianyuan, I understand."

Ye Wenyu nodded and smiled. It is true that her previous life was very different from her previous self. The body named "Ye Wenyu" was approaching "Isoya" step by step, and the previous individual seemed to be constantly falling apart. .

Ye Wenyu himself is also gradually forgetting the existence of "Ye Wenyu", but the self-identity as "Isoya" is gradually occupying his brain. I believe that in a short time, he will completely assimilate his thinking, right?

But Qian Yuan's words are like waking up the dreamer, to be the true self, and will not be shaken by outsiders. Ye Wenyu is "Ye Wenyu", and will never be "Isoya" or others, even if she is no longer No matter how it was before, I have to tell myself in another body-who am I?It is "Ye Wenyu" rather than "Isoya".

"Yeah! Isn't that right? You can't be a bird in the sky, but you have to be your true self."

Qian Yuan also nodded, then got up and went to Ye Wenyu's side, leaning against her tightly, her delicate fair face was covered with an expression called "intimacy".

"But Isoya, you are my 'maid for a day'! So it's only for today, do you understand what I mean? Ah——"

Qianyuan closed her piercing eyes, and opened her mouth like a baby, that is, the kind that wants to be fed

"Is it still like this? I know."

Ye Wenyu shrugged, and then brought Qianyuan's fried rice with eggs. After talking so much, in fact, it ended with a maid.

Isn't this just like the Galgame of all the maids Miss X!No matter how many branches there are, the ending with the boys is Badend. In the end, only the line of making friends with the eldest lady is Goodend. They are all routines that have not changed for thousands of years. Can't we come up with something new?

For example, they turned against each other, and then the two fought each other and finally reconciled, and both survived the severe disability... There is no routine at all, but if this is the plot of a novel, the author will definitely be sent a blade by the readers .

"Come on! Open your mouth, ah—"

"Yeah! This fried rice is really fragrant, delicious..."

Qian Yuan, who was leaning on Ye Wenyu's shoulder, said, "For some reason, there is a faint milky smell on the rice. It turns out that Huaguo fried rice also has milk?"It's amazing...

"Is it delicious? Let's have another spoonful of Qianyuan."

Ye Wenyu smiled sweetly, it was not the polite maid smile at all, it was purely full of the youthfulness of a girl, without any pretense.

"By the way, Qian Yuan, when did you learn Chinese? I remember that you still didn't know it a few days ago."

"Mandarin? Teacher Alice taught me."

Qian Yuan swallowed the fried rice with eggs in her mouth, and looked at Ye Wenyu calmly.

"A few days ago when I was in the ward, Alice came to see me. I used to know some Chinese, so with her help, I learned quickly. Then she brought a lot of apples for me. It's a pity that the SPs won't let me eat it, Isoya, do you have anything else to do?"

"No! I don't have any more."

Ye Wenyu shook his head, pretending nothing happened, he picked up a spoonful of egg fried rice and continued.

"Let's go on! Come on... Open your mouth—"

"Okay! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...... This feeling is pretty good, but today's matter can't be talked about outside, only you and I know, Isouya, do you know?"

"Well! Of course I know, if someone else finds out, I and Qian Yuan... will both be very troublesome."

Ye Wenyu echoed, if Ruoyu found out that her sister was playing "Master-Slave PLAY" with other girls outside, she would probably be almost mad by now, right?

I'm afraid I have the heart to take a hatchet, but luckily my name doesn't have the word "sincerity", luckily it doesn't.

Chapter 14 Things seem to be getting interesting

On the roof of the building near the atrium overpass in Jiangyu City, a holy white nun wearing bluetooth, Little Luo Li, was standing on a chair, her two milky white calves stretched straight with some difficulty, just to be able to Leaning his upper body out of the railing, he used the binoculars to observe the situation in the restaurant downstairs.

Having said that, let's change the subject, so who is this fairy-looking, cute and pure nun who can't help but squint her eyes when she sees the sun?

That's right!It's our Alice!

"Puff puff puff... Gods, why did we think of this at this time? Speaking of which, when did this story happen? The character who said this must be very narcissistic, and he is also the kind of narcissist."

Alice standing on the chair complained, she had no idea why such a sentence appeared in her brain?

Could it be that he was possessed by an evil spirit?No way?It's already noon and there will be devils haunting?Wouldn't it really be "hell is empty, and demons roam the world"?Or was it hit by a dimension, and the brain was forcibly added to the memory?This is reality and not a story, how could things like mechanical descending happen!

"Forget it, forget it, don't think about it so much, just treat it as a big nerve, let's get down to business first."

Alice used the binoculars to look back at the restaurant downstairs. On the seat near the window, Ye Wenyu and Qian Yuan were sitting close together.

At this time, Qian Yuan changed her previous aloof image, she was like a good girl leaning on Ye Wenyu's shoulder in a coquettish manner, and Ye Wenyu put on a doting expression, spooning her milk one spoon at a time. Feed the egg fried rice on the plate to the girl on her shoulder.

If Ye Wenyu cut her short hair and added green colored contact lenses at this time, it would be fun, and then put on a set of armor-style maid outfits, with a big sword on her back, this sense of sight is really a bit of a show, that is, "The handmaid stands above the earth".

It feels like I can dismantle Gundam with bare hands... But then again, is there a battle maid with a combat power lower than Gundam?Have it?Have it?Basically, it's the kind of hand grenade when you lift up your skirt and salute, right?

(Friendly reminder from the author: Here is a tribute to the head maid "The Hound of Florencia——Rozarita Chisnelos" in the famous gun battle work "Black Lagoon")

"By God, isn't this just a date with a little girlfriend? Damn! We're 27, we're so petite and cute, and it's still legal, why hasn't anyone come to us yet..."

After eating a stomach full of dog food, Alice cried sadly, not counting the 1.7-meter self before, why is the 1.5-meter little Luo Li not pleasing to others at all.

The colleagues in the office all regard her as a daughter or a cherished animal, but the students have long been taken away by the two huge white slimes, and they all agree that they like to be light and soft and easy to push ·Where is the kawaii little Luo Li?It's not really the length that determines the type, the plug determines the socket, right?It hurts so much!

"Heh heh heh... By God, as your envoy, I beg you to find a companion for Alice! We recognize even a girl, I really beg you."

Alice's immature voice gave out the sobs of a child crying, but her pure light blue eyes kept looking at the scene in the telescope.

Because flopping perfectly fooled Ye Wenyu's eyes before, and successfully installed a tracker with eavesdropping function on her, so no matter how Ye Wenyu's flirting with each other, Alice knew it all clearly , It's just that the sour smell of love is stronger this time, and the dog food is naturally distributed more.

"Young people nowadays... but it seems that there is nothing strange about girls doing this kind of thing, but I ask Yu... as a girl, how much self-consciousness do you have from boys? We are also looking forward to you What unexpected move will be made next?"

This is not some bad taste in Alice's heart, it's just out of materialist curiosity. Alice also wants to know how long it takes for a boy to be "completely mothered" after she turns into a girl. Before she observed Ye Wenyu's behavior is basically similar to that of ordinary girls, even more like a maid than some foreign professional maids.

But Alice is also an old "senior". She still feels a different temperament from Ye Wenyu in Ye Wenyu, which is the perseverance and bravery that only boys have.

Although girls also have this kind of self-improvement temperament, but these two "temperaments" are completely different. Boys are more like "spear and shield", hoping to protect the things they cherish behind themselves, while girls It is like a pool of clear springs, turning rigidity into softness, and softness into rigidity, are the two just like this?

Thinking of this, Alice couldn't help but lowered her head and glanced at herself. Except that all the memories from before were still there, how is she similar to her past?

Between "Chen Siyi" and "Alice" is as stupid as "XX silly", and I have never been to church before, but now I voluntarily enter there on Sundays, and act like a pure saint Praying so devoutly, according to common sense, it is obvious that I have just become "my own virtual body", and I am "myself", how can I not be like "myself"...

"Yes! By the gods, you are right to ask Yu, you should live as you were originally, this is right... Tired? Why did Nightingale come here?"

At this moment, three white creatures appeared under Alice's naked eyes. Alice quickly picked up the binoculars and saw Katie, Ruoyu, and Li Yunyue hiding behind the greenery on the side of the road. The little head observed the situation in the restaurant, but Ye Wenyu and Qian Yuan seemed to have not noticed it at all, completely unaware that they were being watched by others.

Alice felt dizzy all of a sudden, it's fine if she didn't notice it under the surveillance of Nightingale, what happened if the other two didn't notice it?Those two just showed their faces, huh?Why is this anti-reconnaissance awareness the same as the strawberry soldiers on Pineapple Island?Let's have another "Fart two, Lu Sou, grab the chicken quickly, please see Superman--" How good it is!

Alice on the roof of the building expressed all kinds of helplessness, okay!It's not her fault either, what she teaches in school is history, not special warfare, no matter how tired she is from watching it, it has nothing to do with her.

It's just that after staying with the insects for a long time, how can I fight well? In the future, if I have the opportunity, I must personally call Ye Wenyu what is called "special warfare", which is the so-called "personal teaching"!Don't think about it too much, it's not that kind of se-se stuff, of course there is such a plot in it, but it's not important, not important at all.

"By God, things have really become interesting. Ye Wenyu, Ye Wenyu, the Shura Field called Love is about to begin. You can wear a pair of stockings, but you can't share them one by one, right? Hahahahaha..."

Already anticipating what will happen next, Alice laughed happily. Showing affection and pretending to be 13 end up the same.

It’s okay to do it on Valentine’s Day, but what does it mean at this time?Is it sugar?Seeing that you will not be "eat white soft tofu" to death when you go home tonight, but out of my heart, I still hope that you will be happy in the end, just don't step on two boats.

"God is above, I hope people are okay."

Alice took out the silver cross in front of Barren's chest, folded her hands together and said in prayer, at this time, on the opposite downstairs street, a white van drove over from the left, and finally stopped at the door of the restaurant, The windows were covered with black plastic film from the inside, and it was completely impossible to see what was going on inside.

"Eh? This is..."

This uncharacteristic situation immediately caught Alice's attention. Vans covered with black film are very common, and there are a few parked on the street, but as far as it is concerned, something is not quite right.

It just parked at the entrance of the store, where you can observe most of the situation in the store. If Alice chooses to do it, the car will also stop at this place, because it is so convenient to do it. People can't escape at all.

Do you want to call Ye Wenyu first?

Alice immediately dispelled this idea in her mind, the phone will expose the enemy to be found, it's better not to startle the snake, right!Talk to Little Nightingale.

After installing the lock-down device, Alice put the Sand Eagle on the silencer and hid it under the nun's skirt with a solemn expression. After climbing over the railing with difficulty, she stood on the edge of the top floor, overlooking the scene tens of meters below.

The wind from high in the air slapped on her baby-fat face, but it didn't blow down Alice's petite body, which frightened her. She just pressed the bluetooth twice expressionlessly, dialed Got Nightingale's call.

"Good morning, Jiangcheng! I don't know if you like yesterday's white bread, what Nightingale likes, I believe you should like it too!"

This sentence is a code word from the People's Committee. The translated meaning is: "We are about to fight. The enemy may be armed and dangerous. The white van on the left is a suspicious target. Nightingale, you should pay special attention to it."

When fighting, you just need to think about things related to the battle. As for the other things... it's just giving the opponent a chance to strangle him, that's all at any time.

Chapter 15 This is how chocolate bars should be played

In the restaurant, surrounded by the scent of gardenias, Ye Wenyu put the last spoonful of egg fried rice into Qianyuan's mouth, and it was considered as the end of the "maid feeding task".

But Qianyuan seemed to feel that Ye Wenyu's body was quite comfortable (satisfied), she didn't have any intention of leaving, and continued to lean tightly on Ye Wenyu's shoulder, sticking tightly, like a Koala doesn't want to let go at all.

"Hey! Qianyuan, this is a restaurant, isn't it indecent for a girl to post like this? This is too..."

"It's not indecent at all, it's a symbol of purity!"

Qianyuan tugged at Ye Wenyu's maid shoulder strap, and looked at her with a kitten-like expression.

"It's okay for a girl to get close to a girl directly. Girls like flowers in the first place, so when they see another girl who looks like a flower, of course they can't help but pick one! The laws of nature."

"'Laws of nature'? I think this is an irrational, unscientific, and unreliable answer..."

Ye Wenyu smiled softly. This kind of reason sounds like it is a matter of course for girls to lily. According to science, the probability of likes of the same sex is pitifully small. How can girls like girls in the world?

The pre-civil war "sissy guns" and the like are not counted. Shouldn't girls like tall, handsome, pure men who are full of fighting power?Could it be that Qianyuan really likes beautiful girls?What should I do if I was bent!

Ye Wenyu, who was constantly thinking in his mind, came to a conclusion calmly, that is, Qianyuan should be a lace girl, and as long as she is not married, she is a maid after all, as long as she does not become a bus Cars or selling dignity, in theory, both men and women can take it all.

But the current situation seems to have just come out of the wolf's lair, and then into the tiger's mouth. After finally trying hard to escape the desire to marry, is it going to fall into the whirlpool of the lily now?Ye Wenyu had to make a choice between tender tofu and a rolling pin.

She would never choose the rolling pin, and she would absolutely reject the soft tofu. If Ye Wenyu really wanted to make a choice, both of these should disappear, and serving her Master Sama is the most important thing.

Eh eh eh?Why did you go back to the maid mentality again?stop!stop!

Suddenly, Ye Wenyu found that the more he thought about it, the more he went back. He stopped thinking quickly. Thinking is a good thing, but once he thinks too much, all weird things will be photocopied in the ocean of thinking, and everything he has seen or not seen will come.

"Yes, yes! As maids, you should serve 'mother' now, and you will be 'free' when you have a chance to be seen by others. Remember to dedicate everything you have to the person who takes you away, don't forget , that will be your next Master."

The voice of an old woman suddenly echoed in Ye Wenyu's mind, that voice was like an invisible black hand, pulling her from the calm sea level to the rough sea in an instant.

In the gradually blurred deep sea, Ye Wenyu seemed to see bullets shooting past her, a maid with "wolf ears" holding a Dragunov sniper rifle was sleeping in front of her, beside her Still standing just praying for Lo Li, who is similar to a nun.

Then the camera turned, and a young girl holding a P0 submachine gun was knocked down by a headshot beside her, and another girl with twin tails was holding her dead body and crying bitterly. In the distance, a girl holding a samurai sword I am walking alone on the road ahead, but it is still an illusion, because everyone is blurred and my face is like a paste.

"Isoya! Isoya!"

After noticing that Ye Wenyu's glass-colored eyes had lost the radiance that represented fiery hope, Qian Yuan quickly poked Ye Wenyu's side face, and there was no big make-up on that fair and soft face, even her own The fingers were also stained with a faint fragrance of a girl.

"Eh? Eh... I seem to be in the ocean of thinking again, I'm really lazy..."

Ye Wenyu patted her face and quickly woke herself up. Qian Yuan also looked at her with a funny face, thinking about how to tease Ye Wenyu a little bit next.

At this moment, the waiter behind the counter had premeditatedly brought a large cup of "Tropical Forest" ice cream, and placed it in front of Ye Wenyu and Qian Yuan, who were in the girl's post, and took two spoons. , but only one chocolate bar was put in, yes!This one only has one.

"You here...do you still give ice cream? Qian Yuan, it seems that we don't order ice cream?"

A big question mark appeared on Ye Wenyu's head. She understands giving watermelon, but what about giving ice cream?It's still March!Time for some ice cream?Could it be that the waiter messed with the wrong table, so the wrong delivery?

"I didn't order ice cream. Miss waiter, you delivered it wrong! This is table 214, please don't make a mistake."

"I'm not mistaken, two beautiful girls, this shop is for you."

The waiter picked up the tray and said.

"Our store is very honored to have such a cute little girl back today, so I specially presented a piece of ice cream, and I hope that you two will come to our store again next time. Such a cute child should indeed be given a dessert."

After finishing speaking, the waiter walked away with a smile, but her little trick of secretly taking pictures still did not escape Ye Wenyu's eyes. At this time, Ye Wenyu looked around and stopped.

Oh, Luo Tianyi!Except for their place, the other seats were already full, and those customers were all peeking at her and Qian Yuan from the corner of their eyes. This was to help attract customers to the restaurant, no wonder they gave ice cream.

"Is this Huaguo's ice cream? It looks delicious. (Neon language)"

Qianyuan, who has spoken Chinese for so long, subconsciously used the language of her hometown. Ye Wenyu also looked at the huge ice cream silently. I saw that the female students in the class had eaten it before, and it seemed that one would cost more than 100 soft sister coins. , but one can be eaten by several people at the same time, so it can be regarded as a dessert that only appears in "group sports".

It's just that there are only Ye Wenyu and Qianyuan now, this feeling...isn't it really dating?It's fun to have a big fight.

It seems that this... can be called a family restaurant...

"It looks delicious, but it's just that I haven't eaten this before, and it's just that no one invited me."

Ye Wenyu nodded and said with a smile, thinking that he was a boy before, how could he have eaten this?I used all my pocket money to buy books, and I rarely even drank happy water. I never even thought about it.

"Isn't it? No one invited? Na na na! Isoya, you used to be a boy, right?"

Qian Yuan took out the chocolate bar with her fingers, looked at the kind Ye Wenyu, and showed a playful smile.

"It's definitely not a boy. Before I came down, I was definitely a person who is in the wind. It's just that when I'm with other people, I'm always reticent, so I just don't particularly gregarious."

Ye Wenyu answered with ease, still maintaining the grace and confidence of a maid on her face, in fact she did not lie at all.

In the past, I was indeed a frail boy, and boys are human beings, so there is no problem with that. As for being reticent, it was because of the class monitor. Looking at himself, except for his good buddy Li Xiaoguang, the others are not close to him, so that's it.

This is really the true inheritance of a certain white creature...

"That's really bad enough, it's really bad to be a class leader, but let's forget about those things! Come to Isoya, let's play this..."