The strongest tactical maid absolutely refuses to serve

"Ask Yu, you..."

"Actually, if you want Qianyuan, I will go back to line up no matter what, so please don't be too strict, big ~ small ~ sister ~ adults!"

Ye Wenyu spoke in a soft voice, her pair of hot and beautiful eyes, which were as watery as rubies, had been gently watching Qianyuan's little hesitant face, and did not leave for a moment.

"Well! I see."

Qian Yuan, who was swaddled in Nuan Nuan's arms, nodded in agreement.

"Okay, then let's get out of here. Speaking of which, where should we go next?"

Ye Wenyu touched her chin with her small hand, raised her delicate snow-white forehead, and looked around at the people passing by.

Since I had lunch in the park, I took Qianyuan for a walk and chatted, but I didn't expect to come here inadvertently.That's right, this is one of the busiest streets in Jiangcheng City - Zhongshan Road.

Many cities in Huaguo have this road. I remember the last time I took this road, it was when I was chasing the world boss "Thunder Sorrower".

I don't know what kind of courage I had at that time, I dared to go alone. It happened that Qianyuan's car passed by here that time, so I was able to cross the river successfully.

What happened next, I really feel scared every time I think about it.Just like recruits on the battlefield for the first time, some people can't pull the bolt, and some people even want to strap on explosives to become "self-destructing infantry".

It's true that people have different attitudes, but according to past events, as long as you don't go to shopping malls or restaurants, there probably won't be any fights.

So if you go shopping, probably there will be no problem, right?The streets are also so peaceful, and no women can be heard singing!

Last time I saw a very nice dress on the Internet, it looks pretty good; the latest Mary Jane stiletto heels seem to be out, and it fits my petite lotus feet, I bought a pair secretly, probably won’t be discovered ?

And the skin care products, it seems to come in a set... Eh?Why are you thinking about such dangerous things again?

I examine myself three times a day, but I am a hunk!Next is the hunk!Next is the hunk!She's just a maid, so she doesn't need such weird things.

"Just bean sacks! Two beautiful young ladies, wait for me!"

Just when Ye Wenyu was about to leave with Qianyuan, a half-glamourous voice stopped the two of them.

Ye Wenyu and the others looked back together and saw a tall man with red hair standing in front of them. He was still wearing the employee uniform of a milk and vegetable shop, and he knew that he was here to sell.

However, the first reaction of Ye Wenyu and Qian Yuan was not to pay attention to his identity, but to see if he had a weapon on him.

Sure enough, on the thigh of this red-haired guy, there is a pistol tied, which looks a bit like a P, and it may be an extended model or a stocked version.

But with this delicate grip, it definitely doesn't look like a village version, with fiery red hair and blue pupils, oriental face, ah!It turned out to be...

[Also a player! ]

[Also a player! ]

After seeing the opponent's face, Ye Wenyu and Qian Yuan immediately knew that the opponent was also a player, but they hadn't seen each other before... Everyone has seen the title player, so he should be an ordinary player.

"Well... how are you two ladies! Our store has launched a special new product today, don't you really want to try it?"

The red-haired brother said enthusiastically that the professional level is still good.

"I'm sorry, this strange and respectable guest. Both my lady and the young lady don't want to line up, so I say... I'm sorry!"

Ye Wenyu nodded slightly, picked up the skirt with both hands, bowed his knees and saluted.

"If there is a chance next time, I will definitely taste a cup with the eldest lady, so goodbye."

"No! This...that's right! Quickly bring over two cups of nectar water!"

Seeing that the "mascot" in his hand was about to fly like this, the red-haired brother was so anxious that he almost jumped up.

Before that, he had been observing in the store. Since the black and white girl came to the door, the crowd of onlookers has increased. So what a wonderful thing this is!

So, if the two of them drink their own nectar water and then take a photo, will the sales effect be better?This one is worth a try.

"Sorry, both of you, please stop for a while!"

After Zeng hurriedly took the two bags, the red-haired brother rushed forward again and stood in front of Ye Wenyu and Qian Yuan.

"It's like this, I'll give you these two bottles of nectar water for free, as long as the two of you are willing to pose for a photo, okay?"

"This... What do you think of Yu?"

Some Qian Yuan, who was unfamiliar with the place, looked at Ye Wenyu who was on the side.

"Hmm... um! Since the other party is so sincere, we have to accept it, can't we?"

Ye Wenyu smiled knowingly, released the pistol under the maid's skirt with his right hand, and closed the hammer that was pressed down by the way.

"Is it true? That would be great!"

The red-haired brother said gratefully, and handed the bag to Ye Wenyu and Qianyuan, then clicked on his own system, and handed them an AK74 and a Taidao.

"this is……"

Qianyuan was confused at this moment, but Ye Wenyu asked deliberately pretending not to know, like a country girl who just entered the city.

"Oh! This? I just think that the two young ladies are a bit like the two 'big bosses' players in the game I played——"The Maid with White Hair—Isouya" and "The Unbroken Swordsman—" Chitobi Busushima', so... just posing for a photo!"

"Hehehe! Hmm! I understand, to be honest, I don't use this kind of gun anymore!"

Ye Wenyu looked at the AK74 in his hand, this product of violent aesthetics perfectly spliced ​​with wood and metal, really returned to the time when he played BOD.

"Never mind so much! Let's take a picture!"

The red-haired brother raised the DSLR in his hand, and at this moment Qianyuan also reacted, don't laugh, no matter how funny it is, you can't laugh at this time.

"Okay! Ready... One! Two! Three! Eggplant—"

click-

The red-haired brother pressed the shutter, and judging from his satisfied expression, he probably took a good shot.

"Thank you two young ladies, by the way! Do you want to have another drink? It is possible!"

"Want another drink?"

Qianyuan smiled jokingly, and looked at Ye Wenyu who was at the side.

"From my point of view, it should be us who give you another drink!"

"What? What do you mean... ehhh! You...you are..."

The blue halo of atomic recombination was instantly produced in front of the red-haired brother.

It's like the magic girl is born, there is no undressing, spinning, music, and colorful lights.

A moment later, in front of the red-haired brother, a snow-white maid dressed in a cute stand-up collar maid outfit, and a black long sword envoy in a navy blue sailor suit appeared there.

They also returned his AK74 and Taidao, and what they were holding in their hands was their own originals.

"As you said before, do you want to take another picture?"

Holding the rifle in his arms, Ye Wenyu looked at the red-haired brother sitting on the ground with a smile, as if he was completely unaware of the terrible things that would happen on this street in the future.

(Author's note: Due to some irresistible reasons, the double update date may be extended for another two days, because today and tomorrow, your poor author will be forcibly taken to visit the house again, and you will have to accompany the seven aunts and eight aunts at night eat, so... life is nothing to love...)

Chapter 86 If you have money, you rely on technology, but if you don’t have money, what do you rely on?

In the women's room of Haiqing Newspaper, looking at the unconscious female reporter sitting on the toilet seat, "An An" finally sighed at this moment, the matter was almost half done.

According to Alice's remote guidance, "An An" entered the newspaper office disguised as a student on an "off-campus inspection", but many people here seemed to know Bai Lianhua, so she actually went directly to the "internal staff" area of ​​the newspaper office.

This place is probably a place where "reporters and paparazzi" live in groups. "An An"'s cute and coquettish behavior doesn't work, so there is no other way but to use some unconventional methods.

"It took [-] seconds. Are journalists so good at fighting these days? Ouch... It really hurts to kick people with high heels..."

"An'an" rubbed her red belly. A minute ago, she was going to be the sixth child in the toilet - this accident-prone area, but she almost missed it.

After hearing the door being pushed open, a female reporter walked in. "An An" wanted to go forward and knock her down, but was suddenly discovered for some reason.

Then a black high-heeled shoe kicked over, and "An An" couldn't dodge and was hit directly in the abdomen, and suddenly his stomach was overwhelmed.

But fortunately, her body instinctively reacted quickly. The moment she was hit, she took out an anesthesia gun from under the milky white plaid skirt, and in the next second put the female reporter down, just like the secret agent described in the novel. In that way, it is simply a perfect secret agent script, okay?

"Forget it! Forget it! Serving the people doesn't matter so much."

"An An" shrugged helplessly, and took off the clothes of the unconscious female reporter, except for the underwear, one by one, and put them on for herself, including high-heeled shoes and black silk stockings. Coincidentally, the shoes just matched her is a code.

As for the school uniform I was wearing before, I should stuff it into the satchel first. Anyway, I have no doubts about carrying it, so it probably won't be a big problem.

But the next problem came again. The female reporter's clothes were OL uniforms, and they were tight-fitting, so she couldn't hide a gun underneath like a skirt.

There are still ways to put other equipment next to the clothes, but the 2G pistol... that is really difficult.

There's no other way, at this time...the only thing I can do is to learn from those old-timers.

"An'an" had a serious ups and downs in his heart, and then he was cruel. A slender and round thigh rested on the water storage cover of the toilet. After a few seconds of ideological struggle, he finally made up his mind and stuffed the pistol Into the depths of the mysterious dark canyon.

But how is this possible?This is obviously a tribute session, okay?

Since working as an intelligence agent for so long, "An An" is the first time to hide the pistol in the satchel instead of under the skirt.

This is also impossible. The pistol is too big. Even if the two holes are set to the largest, they will not be able to get in. The caliber is not right, and the shells will not be able to fit in.

"Let me take a look! Your name is...'Jing Chai'? Yo! Aren't you the one who broadcast fake news? With such a good skill, you can use it to boost your performance. Ten thousand!"

After changing into the female reporter's clothes, "An An" flipped through her ID.

At first, she thought that she would go into the committee system to check her identity, but when she saw the name on the ID card, "An An" immediately knew that there was no need to bother.

She is an old target of the Public Opinion Guidance Section next door. I usually hear those comrades talking about her, how shameless she is, but I didn't expect to be bumped into by myself today.

But my task is not to deal with her, so I won't trouble her first today, after all, there are still important things to do.

"Is the disguise mask not ready yet? The speed of the portable type is really slow, and I will apply for a new one next time."

"An'an" complained, her eyes fixed on a small machine on the floor beside which a "human skin mask" was being made.

This is a "small portable face mask manufacturing machine" jointly invented by the People's Committee and the KGB. Simply put, it is a "3D printer"!

This thing is very small in size, flat in shape, and smaller than a piece of A4 paper in height. After filling the material, scan the face with the mobile phone first, and then use Bluetooth to connect to the machine to print automatically.

Because it can be carried in any briefcase, and it is extremely light, weighing only about five catties, it is favored by the committee and the KGB.

Of course, after all, the volume is relatively small, so the printing speed will be a bit slow, which is not as good as that of a professional machine, so that the quality is not as good as the best "mask" made by a professional machine.

But without the identification of special instruments, it cannot be observed with the naked eye at all, and it can also be used temporarily during missions, so it is still quite popular.

Monica also used a mask made by this machine before, which was quite realistic, and Nightingale's disguise... Anyway, I knew it in advance, so it was naturally made by a professional machine!

Huang——

The red work light went out, and the little machine glowed green.

Seeing this, "An An" immediately put on the face mask. After applying makeup in the mirror, putting on false eyebrows and still adjusting her hair, "An An" disappeared here, and only two female reporters still existed in this toilet. .

"Okay, the disguise is complete. Then just wear this again."

As if performing a holy baptism, "An An" took out a "band-aid" from the satchel and stuck it on his throat.

After adjusting the ripples of the voice with the mobile phone, "An An" actually said the next sentence in the same voice as the female reporter, so the last process is considered complete.

(Friendly reminder from the author: This is a tribute to "Yue Zhan", which is probably the part where Shiori appeared.)

"Okay, so I'm Jingchai now. I'm 38 years old. I'm separated from my husband. My daughter has pneumonia and is in the United States. I'm currently working as the editor-in-chief of the Haiqing Newspaper.

"An'an" reviewed the "role setting" and quickly entered the role state.

Then she took off the wired earphones she used and replaced them with the hard-to-find wireless bluetooth issued by the committee. She wore them on the left ear like Ye Wenyu and Alice, and switched to the free mic mode.

The satchel was also brought out together, and even if someone wanted to ask, he could easily go around. It is really easy to have a conversation of this level.

"Oh! By the gods, it seems that Tuan Sparrow has done it. It took a total of three minutes and 45 seconds. Not bad! Not bad! Just passed."

In the wireless bluetooth, Alice clapped her hands and praised.

Hesitating that there is no monitoring in the toilet, so Alice can only keep looking outside, 3 minutes can be said to be like a year, and it makes Sister Lori feel uneasy.

But fortunately, for now, it doesn't seem to be a big problem.

"Hmm! It's a quarter of a quarter and 15 seconds earlier than the requested time, but I have one more thing to do. May I ask if this is considered fair..."

Originally, "An An" was going to say "Is this considered a work-related injury, and can the medical expenses be reimbursed?", but when she said the word "gong", "An An" still laughed at herself and put All the words that followed were swallowed back in his stomach.

"By God, what are you talking about, Tuanque?"

"I would like to ask whether this is considered a business, that is, the kind that serves the people, and has no other meaning."

"An'an" replied bluntly, the tradition of "not taking a needle and a thread" passed down from that man should still be upheld, right?

"By God, is that so?"

Alice in the office smiled relievedly. After all, she is also an old intelligence agent. Although she is now a cute-looking loli nun, what is inside is not this!