Miss Bach's Crab Canon

"I'm just a ghost of history. It's very satisfying to be by your side like this, borrow your musical instrument, and be your ghost keyboard player-but you are a human being living in reality."

In the few seconds after listening to her sincere words, Gao Yiyu had only one thing on his mind.

Humans are actually social animals that help each other, live alone, and are vulnerable to suitable people.

She showed a grateful smile: "No, it's like selling you for my benefit. It's not good. Our band was just formed, and the keyboard player was lost. That would be a big loss."

Without waiting for Joannis to respond, Gao Yiyu typed her response.

"My partner can't give you what you want. She is neither in a high position nor a musician. She can't contribute to your career or interests."

"[Embarrassment], just an academic exchange..."

"After that, you are welcome to communicate on QQ. As for the score, if there is any information that can be conveyed in the future, we will let you know first."

Leaving this sentence, Gao Yiyu settled the matter.

Contrary to what Joannis knew, this piano teacher was undoubtedly here to embrace her thighs, and the other party was the one who asked for benefits and help—and they couldn't give these things, of course they couldn't exchange for the other party's benefits and help. This is something out of the question.

In contrast, Gao Yiyu felt that the young client was very good.

At least, she can rely on her hard work and generous spending to fulfill her big words—of course, the main reason is that her generous spending is too generous.

How many gifts does this rich second generation receive on their birthday?Now it's all sent to Gao Yiyu... I'm a little excited after thinking about it.When the time comes to change hands and exchange them for money, you can buy a lot of great music equipment, right?Thinking of this, Gao Yiyu was very happy.

Thanks to Joannis.

"Joannis, you will have a lot of income in a few days, is there anything you want?"

"Big income!" Joannis was full of surprise, "Then I want to belong to my church and organ, and a neighbor who plays the piano casually and won't be stomped?"

"Ahem...Correct it! Actually, it's a small income."

Joannis was not disappointed, but smiled contentedly: "Then I want a small bag of real coffee beans."

……

In the evening, the mixing and post-production of the overture was announced.

After all, it is only a short song, and it uses commonly used musical instruments. There is no complicated content to deal with. Moreover, the sound of the piano and the electric guitar blend very well...

Gao Yiyu took off his earphones and repeatedly reminded himself to be objective.

But no matter how much I correct my heart, I still feel that it is a high-quality work.

It belongs to the kind of song that will put aside everything at hand when it hears the first stanza, and concentrate on listening and looking for relevant information.At the same time, Gao Yiyu felt unbearably sad after the prelude ended, because unlike the usual albums that are readily available, this... this is actually just the prelude to a lonely existence.

"Joannis, when will you start doing it later?"

"at any time!"

"Then give the overture a name first?"

"Concerto for Electric Guitar and Synthesizers in E-flat Major?"

"Come on, aren't you very good at naming names? "Come, Sweet Time to Die", "Jesus, My Friend", "Who Will Save Me, the Unfortunate", are not all from your hands. "

As if her first poem was seen by her family, Joannis wanted to get into the crack of the sofa like a cat: "Most of it was written by the publishing house! Can't the prelude be called the prelude?"

It seemed that she was unwilling to take over the burden of naming, so Gao Yiyu had no choice but to do it herself.

"May you learn to cook as soon as possible" - so far, the noisy ghosts of the old age, the memorable prelude has finally filled in the last touch, and it is so complete that it can be taken out.

……

At noon on the second day, when Gao Yiyu and Joannis had an in-depth discussion about what music they would do next, Gao Yiyu received a call from the courier.

Strangely, the reward from the client was delivered the next day.

SF's car was parked downstairs, and several couriers moved around. It took them about ten minutes to put away all the big and small packages, and their mouths were full of complaints about this weird order.However, when Gao Yiyu went out to sign for the receipt, their complaints were melted away by the spring breeze that came from nowhere.

It wasn't until he sent them away that Gao Yiyu suddenly realized that he seemed to be a beautiful girl with a pleasing appearance... Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel that this is really a cruel world.

"Wow, why are there so many sundries in the utility room..." Although Joannis was amazed, she still trotted over to help.

Sometimes they work together with Gao Yiyu to move the big things in, and sometimes they work together to fill both hands with the small things.It is a pity that they are tired and will not see the beautiful girl who suddenly appeared to heal this fatigue.And finally getting them in, unpacking is an extremely scary thing...

Maybe the client has a lot of background, or the things are expensive, and these things are carefully packaged inside and out.So the whole day was wasted until evening when they were freed from what seemed to be endless unpacking hell.

"I finally understand why the client thinks he has received too many gifts... so generously passing them on as gifts to others... This... no matter how big the house is, it won't fit in."

The remaining area of ​​Gao Yiyu's small house is not that big.

After stacking them, even getting through the living room becomes difficult.

"Guitarist, what are these?"

"I don't know...it's still in the package, we have to unpack it again..."

"W-what?! I remembered that something was forgotten in the seventeenth century. I, I have to go back and call me after I dismantle it..."

Gao Yiyu himself was holding back his despair—especially, most of the birthday gifts sent to clients were packed in piles of foreign languages, each of which was more delicate and advanced than the other, which seemed to reveal a kind of "if I print the goods On the box, tell you what I am and I lose" feeling.

Helpless, Gao Yiyu could only dismantle them one by one.

She took a small box casually, which was surprisingly heavy.

He untied the ribbon and found a wooden jewelry box inside.

"Grass, why is it a gemstone ring?"

"...wow, jewelry? Worth a new guitar?"

"I don't know, but I think jewelry will be more difficult to sell..."

After finishing speaking, Gao Yiyu opened several boxes one after another. Those of similar size were indeed jewelry, each more delicate than the other. After all, it was a gift for a girl in her teens. Considering how rich the family is in terms of material, it has to be highlighted. Uniqueness, giving jewelry should be a very safe choice...

Among them, there are many customized models that look unique, which makes Gao Yiyu embarrassed.

Because, it's hard to sell... She doesn't know how to do it.

It's hard to imagine what kind of life the client is living. Does he have to collect so many things every year?Dealing with it must be a huge problem...

"Joannis, what do you gain over there?"

There was a hill of presents between them, and they couldn't even see each other's faces.

"Weird metal, and obsidian polished so incredible, it feels like something used to make armor patches, because it is heavy and looks very strong...It should be made by the Venetians, this kind of polishing skills can only be done by them do it."

"Hold it up and show me."

With the sound of the chair being dragged, Joannes stood higher than the gift hill, and then raised the gift made by the Venetian.

Looking up at the figure of the gift: "Grass, it's a smartphone!" Gao Yiyu was very excited.

036 Ottomans

11 pm.

Normally, this is the time for Gao Yiyu to start punching Joannis.

They have to argue about who will make the bed today, and they will also have conflicts about who will take the shower today.Although Gao Yiyu also found it unbelievable, this undead from the old era not only has a hot butt, but also needs to sleep, take a bath, and eat... Although she has never seen her go to the toilet...

But today, this problem seems to be solved.

Because Gao Yiyu found a set of things that seemed to be very high-end from a pile of gifts like a mountain, a camping tent, and a sleeping bag.

Sleeping in a tent or something at home...it's better than sleeping on the sofa...probably?

But until now, the two of them have not started to fight to decide who will sleep in the bed, because it takes too much time to sort out the presents. It was not until eleven o'clock that they opened the presents one by one and divided them into four categories. The bed they would sleep in.

"Joannis, I have to remind you again, the pile on the left is not food, let alone drinks."

"It's hard to imagine that they're not drinks...they have a strong aroma"

"It's cosmetics."

To be honest, it was hard for Gao Yiyu to imagine that these seemingly expensive bottles and jars were directly handed over to him by the client.Gao Yiyu tried to check some of them on the computer, but found that they were all called ladies' brands without exception, and the price was really high.

But whether it's skin care, lipstick, perfume, or foundation mask... Gao Yiyu can't use any of them.

However, when Gao Yiyu roughly introduced their uses to Joannis, unlike her half-way monk, the original girl was immediately interested.

"That." She sat beside a mountain of cosmetics, her eyes were brighter than the moon, "If you don't need these things, can you... can you... give me a small part... I also Want to try the great mystery of your modern people..."

"Go, go, how do you take care of your face as a ghost?"

"Although I am a ghost, I may also grow up...and age! Staying up late writing music hurts the skin."

After she retorted displeasedly, she showed hostility as if protecting food.

"Different from an incredible oriental beauty like you, I am just an ordinary country girl in the Holy Roman Empire. Time will always take away my youth... I only hope that modern magic can delay the horror of time."

"But these things fetch a very high price."

"...Can I buy a pipe organ if I sell it?"

"...should be close, right? But I can buy a new piano, a real piano, and I can also buy a new electric guitar, a new amp, and a new set of effects. On the Blue Sky one, that was intoxicating..."

Joannis closed her eyes and quarreled for a while: "Then it should be used to preserve my youth! You can also use your current one! In return, no matter how much our album earns, I will give it all to you. No fee! After all, I formed a band with you, and I also want... to be a little closer to you in terms of appearance."

Although Gao Yiyu didn't understand the second half of the sentence, he also felt her strong desire for cosmetics: "Forget it, if you want it so much."

Electric guitars and effectors... just sell the other piles for money and buy them.

In addition to the pile of cosmetics, the second pile of gifts from left to right is the most difficult jewelry for Gao Yiyu.

They range from gleaming precious metals, to large and beautiful gemstones, to something that looks like it's been crafted by a master craftsman.Of course, there are things like expensive-looking watches.Looking at them, Gao Yiyu couldn't imagine how rich the client's family was, and he could casually throw these things to strangers as reward.

Or... is it because the fugue made the other party mistakenly think that the opposite party is a master of classical music, so they deliberately came to make friends?

Although this grandmaster is authoritative, he is surprisingly easy to buy...

"Then let's sell these vulgar gems and gold, but these handmade ones have heavy traces... I quite like them..."

Gao Yiyu didn't hide his thoughts at all, no matter what, take advantage of it!People give it to their mouths and eat it!Just like in history, she fell in love with a painting she thought looked good, so she went to exchange it.

But it was different from that time—at that time, she thought it was just a down-and-out painter thrown into the gallery, an insignificant historical stroke, but it caused a lot of trouble.But now, this does not involve tampering with history, so you can be greedy!Because they are living at the forefront of history.

But she is not the only one who wants to take advantage——

"Can... can you give me a few gemstones?" Joannis tentatively poked a few sparkling sapphires with her fingers.

"...Didn't you take the cosmetics?"

"Gems are also beautiful. I'm a poor countryman, but I want to be able to decorate myself..."

The rosiness on her face was no less than the ruby ​​in her hand.But she racked her brains and proposed new bargaining chips in an attempt to exchange.

"In exchange, I will sleep on the floor and you will sleep on the bed. I will always take a shower after you. I will also work hard to learn modern cooking skills, and at the same time, I will clean your room and tidy up the sundries."

"...No, no, you are also a great musician who has been with me for many years, what else do you want to take with you?"

Thinking that she should always be content, and leave more for Gao Yiyu to sell and replenish music equipment... As a result, Annis's little hand stretched farther.

That's the third pile - the food category.

Her hand bypassed the very high-end tea and chocolate, and precisely grasped several well-sealed silver cans.

The way she picked up those cans was more cherished than when she touched the gemstones carefully: "I smell it."

"What."

"The smell of coffee."

Gao Yiyu took one in doubt, quite heavy.If you look carefully, there are many English words written on it, among which there is indeed the meaning of coffee.Probably... from Panama? Geisha?Mother species?There are also baking time and baking methods, but when it comes to terminology, it is beyond Gao Yiyu's English ability.

After getting closer, it was discovered that there was indeed a faint fragrance coming out of the jar.

"It's really coffee."

Hearing Gao Yiyu's conviction, Joannis immediately jumped up: "Drink!"

"It's late at night, I can't sleep after drinking."

"Then stay up late! I haven't had coffee for a long time!"

Facing Joannes, who was extremely enthusiastic, Gao Yiyu had no way to refuse directly, so he had to find reasons as much as possible: "There is no equipment at home. Although I don't drink coffee, I know that I need to grind powder and use a coffee machine or something? Is it okay to allocate money from the music equipment fund to buy coffee equipment once the things are sold?"

"Coffee equipment? Yes, I've seen it before."

"……Have?"

Joannis happily took Gao Yiyu across the countless boxes piled up in the living room, and rushed to the kitchen.

She rummaged through the box and found what she called a coffee machine.