Miss Bach's Crab Canon

"Simple, you are also a human being who has listened to "4 minutes and 33 seconds", so your magic power has been absorbed and used to become an accomplice to the flood of pop music. But Lady Joannis by your side, she is a pure and flawless soul, Never polluted by pop music, we can compare."

"Okay." Gao Yiyu nodded.

"Ok?"

Joannis, on the other hand, has never been able to understand what these people are talking about...

I was a little sleepy without coffee, and I wanted to put my headphones back on early to sink into the world of modern music, so I kept nodding my head pretending to agree.Now that he was suddenly called, he could only look left and right with a dull expression.

In order to test and confirm what she said just now—Ms. Rest disappeared for ten seconds and reappeared with an extra lighter in her hand.The disposable lighter looks like it was brought from a small shop downstairs, and there are prints of fashionable women on it...

"People with magic power can easily control this little flame, come on."

Lady Rest pressed the switch, and with a click—the flames sprang out.

"Please ask Miss Anis to show the magic power of a pure soul, try to communicate with the flame with the heart, and then give it orders. It can fly to you, and it can be extinguished according to your needs, or burn violently."

"Well, I'll give it a try..." Although Joannis couldn't understand it, she thought it might be fun, so she stared at the flames and followed what Ms. Rest said.

Both Deli Duoli and Gao Yiyu paid attention to all this, not daring to say anything, for fear of disturbing her.

Of course, even if these strange phenomena really happened, Gao Yiyu would not think there was anything strange about it, since they opened the door to a new world anyway...these are not surprising.

five seconds...

ten seconds.

Worried about the overheating of the lighter, Ms. Rest stopped for 30 seconds, and then told Joannis some key points of manipulating the flame.

But trying again—Ioannis didn't make it.

The flames were still flames that conformed to physics and common sense. Even though Joannis stared until her eyes became dry and her head was dizzy, she still failed to show any fantastic scene.

"It seems... Lord Joannis is not very good at using magic power..." In the room full of embarrassment, Ms. Rest was silent for a while, and then said, "Then change to an easier monitoring method..."

"Wait." Suddenly, Deli Duoli spoke.

"What are you doing, tritones?"

"Rest, get on fire again." After speaking, Deli Duoli suddenly changed the subject, facing Gao Yiyu who was yawning, "Try, a bard who has crossed the era and returned to the era."

Gao Yiyu wanted to say a few words, because staring at the flame is very troublesome, after staring at it for a long time, it will be exposed and imaged on the retina, leaving a gaudy glare...

Forget it, just stare at it for a second, and give Deridoli some face...

Thinking about it this way—Gao Yiyu thought of the tricks Ms. Rest said just now, what about concentrating, trying to talk to it, and then trying to imagine it as a soul that can be communicated?What else is there... try it all...

However it is not required.

After trying the tricks one by one, before the retina was dazzled by the flames... Before all this, Gao Yiyu heard the voice.

Not Joannes, not Rests, not the Devil in the Gold Coin.

"Hi." It was a light and easy-to-understand voice, "I'm Little Flame."

"...What the hell?"

"What are your orders?"

In an instant, the whole room fell into a deathly silence.Ms. Rest Fu raised her eyebrows, she didn't know what to ask.After a triumphant "hum", Deli Duoli fell into his own thoughts.

"Fire... talking?!" Joannes was the only one who slapped herself on the face, "It's over, this is St. Anthony's fire disease! It must be a problem with modern bread... I have hallucinations... Wow, Wal-Mart actually Selling this kind of bread gave me ergot poisoning... I underestimated the horror of modern people..."

Gao Yiyu gnawed his fingers like a child, always feeling that what Joannis said made sense...

At least, it's much more reasonable than the flames talking.

"Don't you really have any orders?" The flame was flickering, and the voice was as light as a feather passing through the strings.

"Then you can prove...you are not my illusion?"

"Hmm...then I'll burn something for you?" Huo Miao sincerely acted like a child, and even bent himself to show respect, "But before that, Communicator of All Things, I beg you to keep me."

"...Leave you?"

"I was proudly born into the world because of the resonance of sparks and fuel, and I exist only to communicate with you and make you aware of the mysteries of the world... But after a few seconds, I will lose the meaning of existence and disappear, and there will be absolutely no one Leave me alone... I don't want to do this."

Little Huo Miao said a lot of pitiful words, which made the atmosphere in the room even weirder.

Gao Yiyu is thinking carefully, if it is indeed immortal, it is enough to prove that this is not an illusion.Not only that, Joannis also walked from her chair to Gao Yiyu's side, and suggested for Xiao Huo Miao——

"Ask if it can play a musical instrument or sing, if it can..."

"Then you heard...you will?"

"……Won't……"

Sensing the sudden change in the atmosphere, Little Flame seemed to have cooled down a bit, and immediately said——

"I will learn!"

"Then how do we keep it?" Gao Yiyu asked Ms. Rest, but unfortunately, this guy was still shaken, and could only hem and haw his tone.It is still the answer given by Deli Duoli: "Just let it come to you. It has established a contract with you, and it can get magic power from you to continue itself. It no longer needs to be parasitic on the laws of physics."

"Then come here—don't burn me."

Then, under their eyelids, the flames fluttered with the wind as light as a feather, leaving the lighter, leaving light and shadow trails like fireworks sticks in the air, and slowly arrived at Gao Yiyu's side.Amazingly, it's not scorching hot, just warm enough to even fit in your pocket.

No need to be taught by others, after Gao Yiyu touches it, he understands that it is a small part of himself, a continuation of some kind of spiritual power of himself...

Ms. Rest asked nervously: "Then...why do you have magic power..."

"I do not know."

"Because she hasn't heard "4'33"."

"Wait, what?! But she's modern, right?"

Not only that, Joannis raised her hand embarrassingly, with a face of shame: "I have heard of it."

"...What?! But you are an ancient person?!"

At this time, Gao Yiyu, who had just controlled Little Flame, could only raise his hands together in shame: "I told her."

"Damn... what are you talking about!? Are you a pop music boy?!"

"No, no, I took the initiative to listen." Joannis raised her hand higher, just like her determination, "It has nothing to do with the parents!"

"What is a parent... Wait, could it be Mrs. Annis, you... listened to this... Actually, you went to that monster? No... This..."

In order to prevent Ms. Rest from fainting from anger, or the brain shutting down and causing one less devil in the world, Deli Duoli finally said: "Actually, the bard is a new one I created. To deal with you, I gave her a new one." There are a lot of special effects on the body..."

One is to abandon the old mottled body and replace it with a brand new, unpolluted one.Of course, after returning from that era, Gao Yiyu has never heard of "4 minutes and 33 seconds".

Second, the stock of magic power is higher than that of ordinary people.

This point, according to Deridoli, is for Gao Yiyu to play tritones to buff Deridoli when fighting with the rest, so reserve more magic power.

As a result, Joannis' magic power was taken away by pop music, but Gao Yiyu was fine.

After the atmosphere calmed down and lent the flames to Joannis to play, Gao Yiyu asked: "Then Joannis's magic power is gone, will it have any huge impact on herself or the music?"

Deli Duoli thought for a while, explaining his strong anxiety in an intermittent way.

"It will be a little bit, but it can be distributed to her from you... But the problem is that after Joannis's magic power is given to Pop... I'm afraid... it will create unprecedented... amazing monsters... In short, you should pay attention to the recent The music scene has changed."

"Then what if I restore your strength?"

"I can intervene."

"understood."

This is the end of the matter, and after learning about the terrifying mysteries of the world, Gao Yiyu faded away from the excitement of communicating with Huo Miao, and finally broke the procrastination mentality of "Oh, it's so troublesome, let's wait a few days"—it's time to do something what.

Gao Yiyu looked at Joannis. She was having fun with Little Huomiao. She was not only using it as a baby warmer, but also wanted to introduce it to earphones, Wal-Mart, and a chair with wheels that could slide around—because she just learned about it. to these.

"Joannis."

"Huh? Do you want to return it to you?"

"I want to write some music, musical instruments and computers, and I can't borrow you for the time being, as well as earphones." Gao Yiyu sincerely apologized, "Here, I only have one set...but it will get better in the future."

Fortunately, there are many other interesting things in modern times that don't need these.For example, textbooks, since elementary school, let Joannis take them to understand the world-just as Gao Yiyu was thinking so, she found that Joannis walked to the synthesizer keyboard and earphones, protecting them behind her back.

Like a bird guarding an egg in a nest?No.

Gao Yiyu blinked, and in an instant, she felt unprecedented oppression.

"I won't give it back to you."

It wasn't a cute, fluffy bird with puffed-up plumage and bravado, but a mighty bird of prey.

But it restrained its minions and gave way, as if inviting Gao Yiyu to come to the nest as a guest, because it was not an enemy in front of it.

"But we use it together?"

"That……"

"Let's follow what is popular in this era—" She stretched out her hand and opened her mouth to invite, "Shall we form a band? Don't look at me like this, I'm also a musician."

032. Insufficient manpower

the band...

Almost everyone who plays music has fantasized about forming a band by themselves.In fact, most of those who know one or two musical instruments have put their ideas into action.

Ashamed to say, so did Gao Yiyu.

After she made her first electric guitar in junior high school, she directly established a one-man band...

But before Gao Yiyu made more explanations, Joannis asked with a confused face.

"Single...band? Isn't that a contradiction? It seems to be a contradiction in the literal sense."

"Because of the contradiction, that's why you feel very good, don't you?"

Confused at first, then relieved, Joannis immediately clapped her hands in pain: "...that makes sense!"

"But I've never put out my work in the name of a band. I'm just a fan of self-entertainment... At least it was like this before. So, if you want to form a band with you, you have to go through a process first."

"process?"

Gao Yiyu moved the chair to the other end of the table, across the keyboard of the synthesizer, and sat opposite Joannis like an interview.

Then, Gao Yiyu put on a condescending look, and flicked his nails: "What price are you going to offer to recruit me? If you want me to betray my band and disband it, the price is very heavy."

"...Is...do you still have to ask for a price! You are obviously a one-man band..." Joannis began to think seriously, revealing her anxiety with her hands.Sometimes fiddling with the skirt, sometimes on the lap, "Then what do you want?"

"What can you give me?" Gao Yiyu asked with a smile, but his tone was serious.

"...that... I don't know." Ioannis, who was at a loss, muttered, "Obviously you coaxed me into this era, but I didn't bring anything... I didn't have anything either. Except outdated I don’t have any knowledge of music… I can only cause trouble for you.”

"Okay then, I reluctantly agree."

"Huh? What? Did I actually make an offer just now?" Joannis looked at her in confusion.

But when she saw Gao Yiyu's hearty smile and frequent nods, Joannis forgot her confusion.

"Well, trouble is good."

"...Is this worth much?"

"After all, it was you who caused the trouble."

After speaking with a smile, Gao Yiyu put away his rogue-like appearance, lay down on the table, and asked excitedly.

"So what should we call our band?"

Even though Joannis couldn't understand the status quo at all, her heartfelt joy took precedence over anything else.She also wants to make music that she is satisfied with in this era... to flow in other people's headphones.Not only that, but also let the name of the music and the name of the band be brilliantly imprinted in the eyes of others.

She will choose to give up everything and come to the new age - that's why she came here.

Even in obscurity, she is still a musician.

And the name of the band... the moment she was asked, a phrase that was brilliant enough to be known to everyone, and that could be resounding and honorable across the world appeared in her mind.

"Walmart members!" Joannis was very confident about the band name.

This is the most face-saving thing she knows.

And... Joannis has seen Gao Yiyu's expression before, when she mentions words such as "Walmart member" and "big city", the sadness on her face shows that she also has a strong pursuit of this... …

Joannis wanted to use this band name to cheer up Gao Yiyu and awaken her dream again.

But Gao Yiyu had an embarrassing expression on his face, like a child kneading dough, what a waste of such a beautiful face.

"...I'd better stay in my one-man band."