Miss Bach's Crab Canon

……

then--

On a sunny day, when the warm sun arrived at the church in the morning, Gao Yiyu pressed the shutter of the camera and started the interview.

Daphne didn't go back on her word, didn't break the contract. When she promised to do it, even if she vaguely felt that she had been fooled by the two of them, she still insisted on it.And, very well prepared.

She didn't wear heavy makeup or elegant, but with a strong ethnic style, formal and decent, without making her look precocious.Gao Yiyu didn't know what kind of ethnic costumes they were, but they were almost all made by her and Ioannis together, perhaps a certain period of history earlier than ancient Greece and ancient Athens.

The first thing the camera captured was Daphne's back.

She sat on a pew, as if she had come to worship.

Organs, silent churches.

Then——

"Hello."

She used several languages ​​to express this meaning, some of which are popular in the world, and some of which are already dead.

She also turned her head and looked at the camera with a smile on her face.

"I'm the lead singer of the rowdy old-time undead band, Laurel Crown."

Yes, she wears a laurel wreath.

It was a special, ancient, and inestimable treasure.

—It was the true orthodoxy of ancient Rome.

"I was the third to join the band, because our guitarist and keyboard player traveled far and wide to find me and invited me, so I am willing to contribute my voice."

For ordinary audiences, this is just the band's personality, or a joke.

They know, however, that pop fiends will understand.

"Today I am responsible for answering everyone's questions. It is difficult to take care of everything, because everyone is too enthusiastic. First of all, everyone is curious about the question: 'How do you do your special effects, how do you shoot your PV clips?' "

This is indeed the question with the most likes, and even caused a large-scale discussion again. It was initiated by a well-known director's social media, and many professionals participated in the discussion. They had several speculations, but no conclusions.

"About that being that you can't see, called a ghost, she is our keyboard player, as you can see—"

Daphne's voice fell, and notes flowed into the microphone.

It is invisible to the world, but Joannis does exist there. She is smiling, holding the "Children's, Preschool Electronic Piano" that Daphne bought for her and sent from TV shopping, and plays immature but elegant melodies with it, That is the most impressive passage in the second song.

"Although you can't see her, she plays the keyboard and the organ. We are financially strapped, so we can't use the violin in the second song, and she is actually an extremely great violinist. Shown to you...if you will listen."

These words became interesting stalks for the audience in future discussions.

Financial straits, ghostly keyboard players you can't see, and electronic pianos for kids...

Even during the recording, Gao Yiyu murmured in his heart that he wouldn't believe it if he saw this stuff.That's a pipe organ...a brand new pipe organ that can be used casually...

"As for those pictures, we collected materials from the field and recorded the whole process with mobile phones. In fact, we did not add any special effects."

"Who would believe it..." Gao Yiyu couldn't help muttering, no, this has to be cut.

Daphne smiled, and continued: "And the second question, when will the official album be released? Unfortunately, we are still working on it. There are about four songs in total, and the third song will also be a long song, classical theme, You will hear pure Tchaikovsky."

When Daphne was halfway through speaking, Gao Yiyu had already left the camera and was ready for the electric guitar.

In the picture, the children's electronic piano was put down by the ghost, and instead, she pushed an electric piano.It was a top model borrowed from her senior, with an original price of tens of thousands, but even so, it was just a convenient toy in the hands of Joannis.

The electric guitar and the electric piano are each in charge of one part, showing a part of the score that Mr. Tchaikovsky wrote to Gao Yiyu out of gratitude after he was rescued from falling into the water.

What Gao Yiyu played was the bleakness of his divorce, suicide, and depression in life.

Joannis's keyboard, on the other hand, turned his joy of receiving a large amount of sponsorship and meeting a beautiful bard into sweet notes.

——Both of them walked into the camera.

Gao Yiyu was dressed in the costume of a bard, which was the original costume he got from the local area when he was in the Holy Roman Empire.She avoids showing her full face to the camera, only a few side faces are flashed by, and at other times, she is completely covered by a linen hood.

The electric guitar is a light and easy-to-play Sichuan Bogo, with only speakers and faders plugged in.

Their staggered footsteps became the rhythm part, and each beat was precise, forming the breath of this impromptu ensemble.

This is the warm-up session of the third song that the two of them exchanged in two sentences.

The two of them have never rehearsed. After all, the video recording is not a live broadcast. If you make a mistake, you can start over.

It's just—they didn't make mistakes, and the voices blended together superbly.

The excellent acoustic design of the church dyed their performance with a classical color, even if it was played by plug-in instruments.This is the pinnacle work written by Tchaikovsky himself. It is a work hidden from the world's knowledge. It is a classic symphony of the era.

The guitarist and keyboard player only played a few words of it, but it caused a huge wave among the audience in the future.

123 Su!

Chips, takeout, underwear to dry.

Sweat, body, fermentation, makeup.

Six adult female college students lived in the dormitory for nearly two years, turning it into a place that others would not want to enter.But they have long been used to this, so it's not a problem here... On the contrary, they are kind.

The second child in the dormitory kicked away the takeaway box placed next to him, so as not to occupy his own space and could not look in the mirror to make up.

"Going on a date again?" Upstairs, the boss of the dormitory who was swiping his phone glanced at him and asked casually.

"Well, that little brother's abs photos look pretty good, and he gave me a lot of rice. I have to meet him, or I won't give it to me."

"Then you take our takeaway box in the morning and throw it away."

"roll roll roll."

Other people in the dormitory were either swiping their phones, or they were asking family members for more expenses, or fighting with others.They were noisy, booing, and teasing.Indecent words and hearts are not blocked in the girls' dormitory.

But these things are only here, and ordinary boys can hardly imagine the darkness here.Even if their voices are so chirping, they will never flow into the nearby boys' dormitory.

But the boys' dormitory is different——

"—Fuck, this is too cute!!!"

"It's an old-fashioned word, but I'll say—"

"Cute!!!"

"She's a genius, she's so cute at such a young age! Have you listened to their song!! It's long but really powerful!!"

"Damn it, please refresh that interview, his click-through rate has skyrocketed to the extent visible to the naked eye!!"

Similar voices spread rapidly throughout the dormitory, rising and falling one after another.Obviously, there is something that can make them all excited, and it has become the mainstream today.

Some people in the girls' dormitory complained a lot about this. These damn stupid Guo Nans, who have already gone to college but still don't understand the principles of life, yelled so loudly and completely ignored the girls' feelings. Whoever they marry in the future will be a disaster for women that kind of person.

Another group of people are communicating——

"The one who talked about being cute just now is the famous Mr. Lin."

"Ah, the family's textile giant, with a net worth of billions?"

"That's right, the one who said he was a genius just now, checks in the gym every day, is good at studying, and is very handsome."

"I know, I know, he's having an affair with that vixen in the dormitory opposite upstairs, it's really cheap for her."

At first, the girls didn't pay much attention to the topics that the boys were discussing.But soon, that video crossed gender and reached their field of vision.

It was a nearly 10-minute interview video, which has been transferred to various places in China.

Not long after-

"What a cute little foreign loli."

"Fuck you can speak Chinese."

"Little sister, sister, I can do it!"

"Jimei, did you see that guitarist?!"

"Yes, yes, although she didn't show her face, I understand that she must have a peerless face. Hurry up, I want to know all her information, and I want to lick it."

……

Previously, the wind of the second song, because of its uniqueness that is difficult to sum up in a word, the wind did not blow into the country quickly, and the popularity was not as good as that abroad.

But at the moment, this interview——

But only a few minutes later, the strong wind was blown into the country.

It has also become the hottest topic on the Internet all over the world.

And the tags are surprisingly consistent: genius, musical girl, loli.

……

The wind blows freely, and it flies across the world, leaving shadows behind.

Even those circles that are regarded as elegant by the world, the wind has poured in.

The giant in the classical music world, the number one surviving and recognized violinist, and the true master, Rutherford Gabriel, was killed by his favorite student, manager, wife and daughter at about the same time. , and also recommended this YouTube channel.

Noisy old time undead.

Lutherford is at the Imperial Hotel in Vienna at the moment. Although there is still a performance tonight, but being recommended by so many people, he can only spare time, thinking about watching a little perfunctory.Just watch it for a few minutes, it won't affect anything.

"The prelude...is wonderful." Frowning, he listened to it again.

It's strange that the extremely rich great artist, the temperament of an outstanding master, is hidden behind the cheap timbre.

Also, it seems like a deliberate display of tritones...

He couldn't figure it out, postponed dinner for a few minutes, and watched the second song again.

He was not intimidated by the almost half-hour length, because he is a classical musician, and in classical music, tens of minutes are commonplace, hours abound, and in opera, there are even days-long repertoire.

Luther Buddha planned to dance and listen to some, but——

He canceled dinner, he forgot what he was going to play that evening.

Just roaring in the room, why not invite a real violinist to participate in the string part, but use... use this soulless, lifeless soft sound source? !

But Rutherford was obsessed.

He announced to the public that he had a physical accident, canceled the performance, and paid double compensation to all ticket buyers, related accounts who took tickets from him, bosses, etc., just to listen to it several times.

Because, the master temperament that had appeared in the prelude was finally revealed in the second song.

But this is not his end. He was pleasantly surprised to find that this mysterious band just released a video of "interviews and answering audience questions".

Luther Buddha, who was in high spirits, watched the first minute, then paused.He took out his wallet and found an old photo from it, which was when his daughter was a child.He carefully compared it several times, and was silent for a long time. Finally, he struggled and said——

"My daughter is not that angelic..."

Fortunately no one heard.

He continued to watch the interview video, and gradually understood what they said: the band was struggling financially.

That's irony. It's irony for humans who think that soft sound sources are omnipotent, so they don't learn musical instruments.

And that phantom keyboard player, if he was really an outstanding violin player, who would it be?

They also said that they wanted to play a Tchaikovsky-style third piece, but Rutherford's old heart was touched, and he had a feeling of "anticipation" that he hadn't had for a long time.

then--

"Our band is not signed to any company, and we publish it on YouTube because it has the most listeners. If you want to order our CD, we can't actually distribute it. We don't want to be bound by commercial companies."

good!Luther gave a thumbs up, but he didn't quite understand who these people were.

"The nationality of our band is not the same. Our captain, promoter, great bard and keyboard player are from the East Dragon. Our keyboard player is from the Holy Roman Empire, and I am from a civilization that no longer exists. Our drummer From nature, that's all."

good!Luther gave a thumbs up again, what a funny joke!

"Our music does not have a fixed language. Don't bind us in a convenient classification framework."

"We don't want to write a language that can be understood by you for the convenience of the audience. The world is divided by wars, disputes, countries, and nations. The earth does not have a unified language. Why limit music?"

"Our recording studio is very basic, we built it ourselves."

"The guitarist is 17 years old, a boxer-wearing weirdo at home, but a real genius, Cancer, who is said to have never been in a relationship."

"We didn't plan to hold a performance or anything, because I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it."

"I'm not actually the youngest in the band..."