girly traversal system

"Boom~!" With the sound of a house collapsing, Konoha Ninja used his body to cover the mother and child below him, shielding the falling rubble from upstairs.

Konoha Ninja, who thought he would be seriously injured, found that the sound of the collapse was calm, but the pain he imagined did not come.

"Yo~! Are you okay?"

Hearing a sudden sound from behind, Konoha Ninja opened his eyes and turned around, only to see a one-armed figure holding a big knife, holding it against the big knife to block all the falling objects for himself.

"You are..." Looking at the man's back, Konoha Ninja, who thought it was a reinforcement at first, realized that he didn't know this man and asked

"Me?" The man's mouth wrapped in bandages seemed to grin slightly, and he swung his left hand holding the big knife vigorously, throwing away the fallen ruins on the knife, and shouted with a smile: "I'm just a man on a wooden tree. The owner of the pork shop in the vegetable market!!!”

"Roar~!"

Looking at the giant python in front of him, the man who claimed to be the 'pork shop owner' dragged a beheading knife, and said with an unhappy expression: "Hey! Big reptile! What are you doing in front of my pork shop? I don't know if I will lose a lot of business. !?"

"Roar~!" The giant python raised its head high, looked down at the ant in front of it, and then slammed its head down fiercely.

"It seems that you are here to make trouble, right! Well~ just right! I'm tired of killing pigs these days!" Looking at the giant python, the man's broadsword was wrapped around the blue chakra wave, and he raised it and roared: "It's also It’s time for a change!!!”

"Pfft~!!!"

Blood splattered, a huge snake head flew in the air, and the new Konoha did not cut it, and held the big knife again!

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End of this chapter

Konoha Ninja: What kind of knife is this?

Don't chop again: pig-killing knife!

Konoha Ninja: ...Master Xing?

Uh, I suddenly want to write about bandages... I always feel that it's not good to just leave it like this... I should also take it out for drying...

68 Minina meets her parents...

When Konoha was attacked by Orochi and Sand Ninja, on the roof of the Chunin test venue, a Kage class meeting was being held... er, it was a relative meeting...

"Long time no see, Sarutobi...you're old..." The first generation walked out of the coffin and looked at the elderly third generation

"Oh~, I really can't recognize it..." The second generation also came out and appeared in front of everyone...

The third generation wiped his old eyes and sighed: "I didn't expect to see you two again..."

"Grandpa...Second Grandpa..." Seeing the two familiar faces, Tsunade couldn't help walking forward...

"Huh? I feel very familiar from the beginning. It turned out to be Tsunade. I didn't expect to grow so big in a blink of an eye... You have grown up..." The first generation and the second generation turned to Tsunade, with a kind smile on their stiff faces

"I'm sorry... Grandpa... I'm useless! I didn't protect the rope tree well..." Seeing her grandfather, Tsunade couldn't help the tears from the corners of her eyes. Seeing Tsunade crying, Minato stepped forward and hugged her The shoulder signaled comfort.

"Naoki is a ninja, and if you are a ninja, you have to face danger yourself. Tsunade, it's not your fault... Nawaki sacrificed for Konoha, I'm proud of him..." Looking at the crying Tsunade, the first generation smiled slightly , There is no blame in this smile, but the tolerance of an elder.

"Is the dirt reincarnated?" The second generation slightly turned his head to look at Orochimaru, and said, "Is this the young man who summoned us with a forbidden technique? It's amazing..."

"Nah~!" At this moment, Orochimaru is not at all proud of being praised by the second generation, but his mind is full of ways to escape...

The third generation sighed helplessly and said: "Ah, he is my unworthy disciple..."

"Since this is the case, then we have to make you our enemy, Sarutobi..." The first generation said, looking at the three people beside Sarutobi, and said with a slight smile: "However, your strength seems to be pretty good... Can you introduce me?"

"Ah, this is Jiraiya..." The third generation looked at Jiraiya...

Jiraiya stepped forward and scratched his face slightly, and said, "First Hokage-sama, second-generation Hokage-sama, I am Jiraiya, Sarutobi-sensei's disciple, we have met..."

"En~, oh~! I remembered..." The second generation pondered for a moment, and said to the first generation: "Brother, that is the kid who has been making troubles when I was young, and no less than ten villagers came to complain about peeping every day! Tsunade has been following her since she was a child The kid in the back"

"Oh~, I also remembered..." The first generation looked at Jiraiya clearly and said, "Long time no see..."

"Uh, although you guys are very happy to remember me...but..." Jiraiya glanced at Minina with contempt in his eyes, and couldn't help shrivelling...I finally lost all my face!

"Sarutobi, you have taken in a very good disciple..." The two Hokages said at the same time...but why did the tone sound perfunctory...Three generations, what is there to see in the sky?Head up so high...

"Huh?" The first generation glanced at Minna next to Tsunade, and when he saw the necklace on Mina's neck, he pondered and said, "The little blonde girl over there...I feel a strong soul from you." power, as well as the power of the Uzumaki clan and the breath of the Nine Tails... Are you Konoha's new generation Jinchuriki?"

As expected of the first generation, Mina could see his own reality at a glance, Minina smiled and said: "Hokage-sama, the first generation, hello... My name is Minami Namikaze, you may not have heard of it... But I have another name, you should Very familiar, my name is... Namikaze Minato!"

"!?" The eyes of the first generation and the second generation shrank at the same time. When they were in the soul world (well, complaining, etc...), they heard many ninjas who died during the third war mentioned this name. Active, and finally became the Fourth Hokage, is this the child...

"Namikaze Minato!? So it's you! So that's how it is..." When Orochimaru heard Minina say this name, everything became clear, everything familiar with the fourth generation!And the reincarnation of the dirty soil failed!So you are Namikaze Minato himself!

"Is Konoha's golden flash? We have indeed heard of it, but..." The first generation and the second generation looked at Minna and wondered at the same time, Namikaze Minato should be...

Regarding the doubts of the two Hokages, Mina patiently explained: "For some reason...my wife's soul and I were combined, and finally transformed by the Nine-Tails Yin attribute chakra, so it became like this..."

The first generation and the second generation nodded slightly. Although they were still a little puzzled, they didn't ask, but when the first generation saw his granddaughter holding hands with the fourth generation who had turned into a woman in front of him, his stiff old face couldn't help but twitch. An absurd idea appeared in his mind and couldn't get rid of it. Although it was impossible to think about it, he still couldn't help asking: "What is your relationship with Tsunade?"

……

Sandai and Jilai also turned their heads at the same time, but their ears were pricked up. Although they had guessed, they never heard the person admit it.

And Orochimaru, who was still thinking about how to escape, was interrupted when he heard this, and looked up at the two people's eyes with a faint heat of gossip (well, this is not Uncle Snake, but Mother Snake!)

"Uh, I..." Minina looked at Tsunade with a little embarrassment, this question is really hard to answer...

"..." Tsunade lowered his head to one side, his cheeks were reddish, he held Minina's hand and made small movements from time to time, muttering: "What do you see me doing? My grandpa is asking you..."

"Uh…"

Regarding the attitude of Tsunade's youngest daughter, Minana deeply twitched the corner of her mouth... By the way, can you not pinch the flesh in my palm while speaking softly?You mean, if the answer doesn't satisfy you, you'll punch me away?Is this arrogant?Tsundere you... (Look at how well this couple understands~~)

Looking at the first generation and the second generation, Mina suddenly had the feeling that the son-in-law came to sit on the tatami of his girlfriend's house, directly facing his father-in-law and mother-in-law...

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【Mina's Fantasy】

Minna, who was wearing a suit and white collar, knelt on the ground: "Please hand over your granddaughter to me!"

The first generation in a men's kimono turned the table: "Are you kidding me! How could the granddaughter of the mayor of Konoha, the land of fire, give you a laid-off county magistrate like you, a small employee with a monthly salary of only 3000 yen!! How can you support her?" My granddaughter!?"

The second generation in a women's kimono hugged the first generation: "The child is grandpa! Calm down!"

Tsunade: "Grandpa! Please promise me!"

The first generation: "You unambitious girl! I won't agree to your marriage until this kid becomes the village head again!"

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Well~, the situation in Mina is similar to the development of the above bloody Japanese drama...

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"Me and Tsunade are...hehe...as you can see..." Minina smiled and lifted the hand holding Tsunade, but the fantasy just now seemed to scare even herself, and her hand couldn't help shaking slightly...

"..." Strong enough to see the eyes of the dead...

Well, this answer obviously cannot satisfy the first generation and the second generation, on the contrary, the sense of oppression between the two is even stronger...

Minina endured the pressure, maintained a smile, and said incoherently: "Uh, mom and dad, uh!...Uncles and aunts, ah no!...Grandpa, second grandpa...Oh no! The first generation, the second generation...Actually, Tsunade and I ……"Orochimaru!Aren't you going to fight?What play are you watching now!

I just feel that the atmosphere is getting more and more dignified, and this dignified is directly facing Minato alone...

People, sometimes die in silence, but sometimes explode in silence, Minna definitely belongs to the latter, don't push a person too hard, especially if the other party is Yujie...

"Woo~~Mou~!! What are you looking at!? Haven't seen Lily!" Under the oppression of the first generation and the second generation, Minna finally released the mental restriction and shouted, his eyes changed, and he hugged Tsunade's waist Hugging her in front of her chest, under the surprised eyes of Tsunade and everyone present, Minna leaned over and imprinted a wet French kiss on it, this movement instantly stopped the whole space...

This incident proves once again that actions speak louder than words...

Tsunade, who was held in Minina's arms, felt the moisture between his lips, and his heart beat instantly accelerated. Thinking that there were so many people around, and two of them were his grandfathers, his body struggled subconsciously, but with the mouth The softness and sweetness of being penetrated, Tsunade felt his limbs start to become weak, and his beating heart seemed to spurt out a burst of heat. He gradually became addicted to this wonderful feeling, and his previously struggling hands began to hug each other tightly. Holding Mina's neck, she responded fiercely...

...in the kiss scene...

After the wet kiss, Minina stood up and pulled out a long silver thread from her mouth, purple-black flames emanated from her whole body, a wicked smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, her blue finger lightly brushed the corner of her mouth and licked her tongue, looking at The sluggish first and second generations said: "Is there any question?"

"Gudu~!" Faced with such a tempting and impactful scene, the third generation and Jilai behind him also swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time, and nosebleeds spewed out of their noses... The first generation and the second generation shook their heads at the same frequency: " there is none left!"

"..." Orochimaru, who had been silent for a long time, immediately came back to his senses, took out the small notebook '唦唦唦' and recorded something with a pencil... (Uncle Snake, when will the report be reported?)

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"You will take good care of...uh, take care of Tsunade..." The first generation now feels that it is so twisted to say this. He has thought about the scene of entrusting his granddaughter to others many times, but like now, entrusting his granddaughter to others for life Entrusting it to a woman, this is something I never thought of in the first generation... Do you want to tell that child when you go back, and say that Tsunade has found your own happiness... Save everything else if you can... (If you know, it should be happy or sad?)

Obviously, the second generation on the side saw the first generation's thoughts, and broke the awkward atmosphere of the scene by saying: "Okay, it's almost time...we should start too!"

This sentence reminded Orochimaru, and Orochimaru was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses and took out two kunai with charms on them, and threw them into the brains of the first generation and the second generation respectively... It was so dangerous, I almost forgot after listening to the gossip There is still a time limit...

"Sarutobi, you must not be merciful, do your best to knock us down!" The first generation gradually regained its vitality, but its eyes lost their luster.

"Let's protect Konoha and fight! You are the future of Konoha!" The second generation also began to lose their sanity.

"The first-generation master, the second-generation master..." Looking at the two who were about to be completely controlled, the third generation couldn't help but wipe the corners of his eyes.

"Grandpa! Second Grandpa!... Orochimaru! I will never forgive you!!" Seeing his two grandfathers being used as tools by Orochimaru, Tsunade clenched his fists and burst out a burst of strong chakra fluctuations.

"Heh heh heh~~ Facing the closest person, can you do it? Tsunade~~" Orochimaru narrowed his eyes and smiled hoarsely... There is still a chance!Your weakness is 'feelings', as long as the first and second generations hold Tsunade and the others down, then... "Let's get started~!"

"Whoosh~~!!"

As soon as Orochimaru finished speaking, the two chakra chains in front of him instantly blasted the heads of the first and second generations in front of Orochimaru!

Apparently someone has already started... The Chakra of the Uzumaki Clan has evil-suppressing properties...

(Mizuna plays with her temples and looks at the sky: This is definitely not revenge...well, yes...absolutely not!)

"……"Orochimaru

"..." Zilaiya

"……"Tsunade

"..." three generations

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"Oshemaru, where are you going?" Sandai called to stop the slipping Orochimaru

Orochimaru: "Teacher, I remembered, yesterday I adopted a few orphans, and now there is no one at home, so I rushed back to make dinner..."

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End of this chapter

Well, the first and second generations are also bento, and only Orochimaru is left... Strange, why is it so quiet?Ahahaha~, I won’t be spoofing tomorrow...

69 Trapped Snake

The four people present didn't recover from this sudden scene for a while, they turned their heads in a daze, and looked at the perpetrator...

"Uh, what are you guys doing looking at me like that? Did I do something wrong?" Minato, who had just retracted the chain, found that all four people around her were staring at her, with helplessness, surprise, subtlety, embarrassment, and embarrassment in their eyes. Grievance...and all kinds of rich feelings...

Seeing that everyone was still staring at him in a daze, Minato pointed his finger aggrievedly, like a child who broke something, "You all heard...it was the first generation and the second generation who told us not to show mercy...I , I... woo~~~..." Minina, good boy, don't make excuses for breaking things, what's the last interjection?It is said that being cute is shameful!Sister Yu, take back the tears for me!

But, how should I put it, Tsunade, who was still a little delicate in his heart, saw Minina's expression of wanting to cry, and couldn't control the maternal eruption in his body, so he hurried forward to hug her and stroked Minina's head Said: "Oh~~ Be good~~ Minna doesn't cry~~~ That kind of old thing will break if it breaks. ~~~

... Tsunade-san!Those are your two grandpas!The first and second Hokage in the village!It's not some old useless thing!Who just got angry because Orochimaru used his grandfather?Where is your momentum?Don't forgive just because you are someone you like!Sister Yu is so cute... Uh, what... Puff~!

—————The spoof ends here! —————

"..." Seeing that Naruto had already attacked to catch up with Sasuke and Gaara, Mina opened a spiritual connection and asked Shiroto to come and meet him just in case.

Then Minna looked at Orochimaru again, and shouted: "Do it!" Midai, Jiraiya, and Tsunade rushed towards Orochimaru.

Seeing the first generation and the second generation being instantly killed by Minna, and seeing the four of them attacking together, Orochimaru hurriedly shouted: "Nah! Retreat!" The four Otonin removed the barrier from four angles at the same time.

"Help me block them!" Orochimaru screamed, jumped from the roof, jumped into the air and fled to the outside.

block?

Even though the four members of Yinnin are elites in Yinnin Village, they are nothing to the four Kage-levels!Orochimaru told them to block it was nothing more than death. The real purpose of Orochimaru was to hold the other four for a few seconds, but...

Tayuya VS Jiraiya

"You are not allowed to hurt Oshemaru-sama!" Tayuya stood in front of Jiraiya, picked up the flute and put it to his mouth, blowing a burst of sound waves, but just after blowing a sound, Jiraiya had already passed by him ...

"Little girl, let's go home and play the flute!" Jiraiya hit Tayuya's stamina with an elbow, easily losing his fighting ability.

Jirobo VS Tsunade

"Stop! Woman!!" Seeing Tsunade rushing over unprepared, Jirobo, who is known for his strength, gave Tsunade a contemptuous look. If he knew who the woman in front of him was, he would never be so arrogant...

"Little ghost! Fly for me!" Tsunade was burning with anger, his eyes fixed on the fleeing Orochimaru, and when he saw Jirobo standing in front of him, Tsunade slammed the chakra in his fist and pressed the air with his fist Blast Jirobo to Orochimaru in the air.

Feeling the sound of breaking through the air behind him, Orochimaru's eyes narrowed, and he stretched out his hand and turned into a giant python to wrap around Jirobo who was flying over. He made a detour to unload his strength, and threw Jirofang out, while secretly cursing that it was useless.

Zuojin/Youjin VS Three Generations

"Nah~! We've got a troublesome opponent! Ukon!" Knowing that the opponent was the strongest, Sandai Hokage, Zuokon and Ukin hurriedly separated, one left and one right rushing towards Sandai with all their might.