Chapter 22 A congratulatory message from the Fujibayashi area,

Chapter 22 A telegram from the Fujibayashi area, Chapter 22 A telegram from the Fujibayashi area, Chapter 22

Sending Zhanjohara home, but this time Daisuke didn't have any intention of staying overnight at Zhanjohara's house.

Although he never dared to stay at the original home of the battlefield,

After all, who knows if her father will come back suddenly at night,

Because of this, I can't even eat at her house recently.

Daisuke didn't stop at all during the journey, and immediately returned to his apartment.

Returning to the living room of the apartment, he showed a little imitation of the normal state, and buried himself in the sofa.

It has to be said that this daily action of lying on the sofa has become Daisuke's habit.

"My lord, this incident was unexpectedly resolved quite well, and it is no longer the style of the past. I thought that my lord would take such a stupid act of moving the house of Hachikuji here." Blade Heart With a joking smile, he sat on the back of Daisuke who was lying on the sofa as usual.

"I'm not that stupid. This time, it's just an exception. Hachikuji didn't have a solution at all with the previous methods. I also asked Yukinoshita to solve it out of helplessness. And, as it turned out, I His vision is unique, and Yukinoshita can see through all wisdom."

"...My lord is indeed as the proud girl said now, and it has really started to change a lot from before." The finger lightly touched the clean and smooth chin, and Blade Heart felt a little relieved. same. "But I think a large part of it may be because of my lord's poisonous little lover."

"Tsundere girl? It's indeed a suitable title for Yukinoshita. But Senjougahara is not considered a poisonous tongue, at most it can only be regarded as an awkward personality." Daisuke smiled slightly, not paying too much attention.

But Daisuke nodded inconspicuously to the words behind the blade.

"Maybe so..."

Regarding the relationship between Daisuke and Zoujogahara, Kasashiko’s attitude has not changed at all. Anyway, she and Daisuke both know that even if Daisuke has a lover, or even a wife, the relationship between them will not happen. No matter what changes, they are still an inseparable part of each other.

"Jingle Bell--"

A crisp ringtone rang, and it was found to be the unique message ringtone of mobile phone text messages. Daisuke's body did not move, but he took out the mobile phone with one hand from his pocket, and looked at the bright light of the mobile phone with his half-foggy eyes. Screen.

It was a message from Yukinoshita.

"How? The snail's weirdness has been solved."

After taking a look, Daisuke immediately tapped on his phone for a while, and sent another message.

"Well, thanks to the minister's help, Hachikuji went home, and everything was settled satisfactorily. Speaking of which, I really want to thank you. By the way, I forgot to tell you one thing."

In less than half a minute, Yukinoshita's reply came again.

"what's up?"

"It's nothing, but without your prior permission, I brought Araragi into the service department. At present, the number of people in our service department has reached four. If there are two more people, Maybe you can be upgraded to a society, Minister, no, when the time comes, I should call you the group leader. Congratulations."

"Gorilla-kun, it seems that you are doing things more and more presumptuously now, don't you know that all the final decisions of the Ministry of Service must be handed over to the minister? Well, Araragi seems to be the same as you The most hated object of the school students, after all, he is the only one who can compare with you, are you serious?"

The most recent Yukinoshita said to Daisuke was "Are you serious?"

Although he promised Garbage Lord not to expose his "zombie", Daisuke revealed in some words that Araragi and himself are actually the same type of existence, and therefore, although it is said that for Daisuke This kind of behavior of "cutting first and playing later" was very angry, but at the end Yukinoshita also had a headache and said that Araragi could come to the club during the break the day after tomorrow.

After all, to become a society, you also need to go through an application form, and the teacher in charge of the society, Shizuka Hiratsuka, agrees.

Without these steps, no matter what Daisuke did, Araragi would not be a member in the true sense.

……

Yukinoshita's text message came to an end, and a phone call 10 minutes later was the two people Daisuke didn't want to face recently.

After hesitating for a moment, Daisuke still connected the phone.

The next moment, Daisuke heard the voice on the other end of the phone, as if it came from the darkness of hell.

"..."

"..."

"Ada, don't you ever have the idea of ​​contacting us proactively? Xia and I took the initiative to contact Ada every time, and what about you, Ada, is this the gentlemanly way you have been proud of since childhood?" Is it?"

"Qianxia, ​​I've been busy recently, really, I just found a part-time job here, and I'm busy until late every day, you and Xia must understand, will understand, only girls who are tolerant will be pursued by boys. Daisuke comforted Qianxia's mood that seemed to be turning dark again.

But it seemed that this sentence stimulated Qianxia even more, and her voice became even deeper.

"Speaking of this, Ah Da, you sneaked away first, don't you have anything you want to tell us?"

"That's right, Daisuke, you're guilty." Xia's voice on the other end of the phone also seemed gloomy,

Qian Xia and Xia should be referring to Daisuke's relationship with Zhanjougahara, but Daisuke is still wondering until now, although he didn't want to hide it, but the key is to have a relationship with himself in Zoujougahara The next day, Qianxia and Kasumi, who were far away in the vine forest, seemed to have a tacit understanding, knowing about this, which made Daisuke until now unable to understand how they got to know the information on their side.

However, Daisuke was also covered in goosebumps by the voices of the two opposite people, and said: "Hey, hey, this is different from what you said at that time. Didn't it be agreed at the beginning, between us? When anyone gets happiness, will the other two give blessings? This is different from what is written in the script."

"Hey, I've said it several times, Ada." Qianxia's voice seemed very impulsive, and on the other end of the phone, she said: "Even if it's a relationship between two people, it's clear that you and that Zhanyuanyuan have known each other for less than two weeks. Qian Xia, I really don’t understand what’s wrong with that vixen, she must be the one who seduced you to make you so infatuated with her, isn’t it—”

"Prescribing medicine." Xia continued what Qianxia had said in the middle, and said with certainty: "It must be that Senjougahara drugged Daisuke, isn't it, Daisuke, you have to tell us clearly about this matter, We believe that the fault is not yours, you just need to be honest and confess.”

Don't make it sound like it's real! !

"Please, Qian Xia, and Xia, can you be a little more rational?"

From that time until now, Qianxia and Xia have become a little darker about their phone calls every day. What they think all day is that the battlefield should have used some ulterior method to force themselves to communicate with her. socialize.

This god tm logic.

I really don't know what the two of them are thinking about these days.

"Ada, the three of us have been childhood sweethearts since we were young. Don't tell Qianxia that a friendship of more than ten years is not as good as a friendship of two weeks. Even if Ada has any adolescent needs, he can come to him. Qian Xia-"

Uncle's exclamation and the sound of crushing the teacup came from the other end of the phone. It seemed that Uncle had received tons of hurt because of Qianxia's words.

Uncle, may your spiritual endurance be as strong as your age...

can not help but,

During Qianxia's loud quarrel with her uncle, Daisuke heard Xia hesitate for a while, and then a very soft voice.

She was asking Daisuke,

"Are you really happy to be with her?"

Chapter 23 Lies with no conscience

Chapter 23 Unconscionable LiesChapter 23 Unconscionable LiesChapter 23

"Daisuke-kun!"

"Daisuke-kun!"

"Hawkeye classmate!"

Hiratsuka-sensei's triple voice pulled him back from the fugue, and when Daisuke came back to his senses, he found that Hiratsuka-sensei had walked in front of him, looking at him with an unfriendly expression.

Looking at Hiratsuka-sensei who is dressed differently than usual at school,

Unlike usual, Mr. Hiratsuka did not wear the chic and handsome white coat that he used to wear, let alone the solemn and decent teacher's suit.

Mr. Hiratsuka today seems to be wearing a loose T-shirt, a pair of jeans that fit just right because of the holiday, and a blue jacket over the T-shirt. , which Daisuke had never seen before.

If it wasn't for Daisuke until Shizuka Hiratsuka was a Chinese teacher and his substitute teacher, otherwise Daisuke would have no way to think about the beauty in front of him no matter what with this casual attire. The office complained that she was still a single older leftover woman, and she didn't realize that Hiratsuka Shizuka in front of her was the kind of older leftover woman who put boxing on her lips in less than three sentences.

Hiratsuka-sensei in front of her said that she was a young and beautiful girl, although she was a little too old, but at least she didn't look like she was going to be three, a young beauty who had just entered society.

"Dasuke-kun, are you thinking about something bad again? I have called you from afar so many times, don't you really notice?"

Walking to Daisuke's side, looking at Takami Daisuke who just came back to his senses, Hiratsuka-sensei put his hands on his hips helplessly and sighed.

"Mr. Hiratsuka, good morning." Daisuke smiled politely.

Daisuke didn't expect such a coincidence,

Although the heavy crab problem on Senjogahara has been resolved, she is used to going to the hospital for routine check-ups every week, so she gave Daisuke a day off today.

Because there is no plan,

And Daisuke, who was bored in the apartment, had no choice but to leave home, and came to the park where he had been yesterday, and was sitting on a bench in a daze alone, but he didn't expect that at this time, there would be someone recognize yourself.

I never thought that person would be my teacher.

But Hiratsuka-sensei covered his forehead and sighed when he heard Daisuke greet him.

"What a good morning, it's almost noon, you bastard, could it be that you just sat here and were in a daze for a long time?"

How long has this guy been sitting here...

"Oh, is it already noon? Time flies so fast. I just felt like a genius. It's only been a while and such a long time has passed." Daisuke looked at the already climbed up. The sun at the highest point of the day smiled slightly.

It's definitely not the reason why time flies too fast...

"Bang"!

Hiratsuka-sensei blew lightly on his fist that was smoking,

After Daisuke felt a sharp pain in his head, he tightly covered his forehead with both hands,

"Mr. Hiratsuka, if you do this again, I will sue you to the PTA. Knowing the law and beating a student, this is—— woo, let go, let me go."

Hiratsuka-sensei tightly strangled Daisuke's neck with his arms, and said with a smile on his face.

"Daisuke-kun is serious. How can a teacher teach students to be beaten? How can the topic of education have anything to do with criminal law? Daisuke-kun is really naughty. But the teacher just wants to use love To influence a student like you."

Under the loving teaching of Mr. Hiratsuka, the bones in his body became tighter and tighter.

"Do you want to kiss each other, you are forcing a wave, you are harassing, Mr. Hiratsuka, if you continue to do this, I will call someone, I really will."

"Call it, even if you scream your throat, call someone, I will put my coat in your arms as soon as possible, and mess up my clothes and hair, I want to see, outside In people's eyes, who is molesting whom!" Teacher Hiratsuka made sufficient preparations, looked at Daisuke with a sneer and said,

What an intimidating Hiratsuka-sensei...

"Mr. Hiratsuka, I admit my mistake, it's all my fault, you are right, you are all right, let me go quickly, I can hardly breathe." Both hands could only hug Shizuyo Hiratsuka desperately With the hand in front of his neck, Daisuke kept pleading.

"You bastard, you don't look like you're admitting mistakes at all!"

"Mr. Hiratsuka, please don't continue to destroy your beautiful and incomparable image in my heart!" Seeing the critical situation, Daisuke finally said something against his conscience that made him blush.

However, due to Hiratsuka-sensei's understanding of the human body's tolerance range, he felt that if he went on any longer, Daisuke might really suffer from shock. Hiratsuka-sensei still relaxed the strength in his hands, but his arms were still resting. Daisuke's shoulder.

"Dasuke, you guy, you have to know that if the teacher doesn't do this, there's really nothing you can do with a student like you, and you don't look like a guy who can't take care of himself at all. Listen to your uncle, you now I live alone." It seemed that he didn't care about the topic that Daisuke just praised himself as "beautiful and incomparable", but this obviously tacitly accepted that Daisuke's words were the correct attitude.

"Haven't had lunch yet." Glancing at the boy in front of him, Hiratsuka-sensei looked at Daisuke and said as if remembering something important.

"To be precise, it should be that I didn't eat breakfast or lunch."

"Well, since the two of us don't have any entertainment today, the teacher is generous, please Daisuke-kun. I remember that there seems to be a western restaurant not far from here. Teacher, I happened to drive here today. Let's go Come on, take my car." After thinking for a while, Hiratsuka-sensei thought of a relatively affordable western restaurant nearby, and invited Daisuke to say.

There is no free lunch in the world.

Such a famous saying floated through Daisuke's mind, but after two seconds, he forgot the famous saying.

Sure enough, after walking a few steps, Daisuke saw a pretty red lady's Porsche parked in the parking space beside the park, very suitable for a woman like Hiratsuka-sensei.

He sat on the passenger seat naturally, and just as he fastened his seat belt, he saw Hiratsuka-sensei, who had put his hands on the steering wheel long ago, looking at him in rapt attention.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Although there was a trace of sadness in Mrs. Hiratsuka's eyes, she calmly said a fact that I don't know whether it is sadness or something else, "You are the first person to ride in my car other than my father. What about the opposite sex?"

I always feel that Hiratsuka-sensei's hands are shaking when I say those words...

"Then I'm really honored, ahahaha." Not knowing how to comfort Hiratsuka-sensei, Daisuke could only reply dryly.

"That's why those damn couples are going to die now, burn those blinky-eyed guys to death! Hahahahaha!!!!" Started the engine, stepped on the accelerator, Hiratsuka-sensei With a loud roar, as if letting go of herself and venting her hatred for the world, the car rushed out like a low-speed rocket under her driving.

"Let this noisy wind take away the filth of the world!!!!!! Even if I, Shizuka Hiratsuka, am single for the rest of my life, I will drag someone to be buried with me!!!!"

"Give me a good drive! Teacher Hiratsuka! In your state, I think you are really dragging your students to be buried with you on this road!!!!"

"Daisuke, you who have a girlfriend shut up! Mingming is younger than me, yet you have a lover so early, and it's of the opposite sex! It really makes me, a 'leftover fighter', feel extremely jealous! !!! I don’t accept it!!!” Feeling the cold wind blowing in from the car window, Hiratsuka Shizuka’s voice was like a blazing fire, burning everything in the world.

"Even if you don't accept it, you can drive me well now!"

……

5 minutes later,

Daisuke and Mr. Hiratsuka were stopped by a patrol police car when they were about to approach the commercial street, and the traffic police issued a [-]-yen ticket for speeding.

……

(ps: The introduction has been changed. Book friends who haven’t noticed, you can go and watch it. I originally wanted to add an s (handsome) b (big) before the prophet, but you know, I am a very serious person. And if the established facts are repeated too much, people will be called hypocrisy, so I don't want to be hypocritical, as long as you understand it in your heart. Well,.

Excessive modesty is pride, isn't it?

that's it.

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