I like witches but I am chased by monsters

If only I was a little more familiar with this era a month ago, I wouldn't be fooled by that evil witch wearing a hypocritical mask.

Ten ones are ten, ten tens are hundreds, ten hundreds are thousands, and ten thousands are ten thousand. Why is billion the next unit of ten thousand, and ten thousand becomes one hundred thousand instead of billion?Are you the only one who is special?

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and with the new and old hatred that he was almost shot by an arrow today, Aichuan Yusheng took out his mobile phone.

Switched to the mobile phone contact interface, dialed the only number that was also an emergency contact——Hu Yuejing Xuexia.

"Du-doo-hello? Isn't this the big monster Wuyou? What's the matter? How do you feel about your first day of high school life?" The phone was picked up quickly, and a woman's voice came from the opposite side, lazy and yet Can make people imagine.

"Thanks to you, I had a good life, except that I was almost shot to death by an exorcism arrow when I went home." Aikawa Yusheng said with a sneer.

"Kongfeng is very disciplined, she won't go too far, Mr. Wu Liu, did you feel afraid for a moment at that time, after all, you may have to sleep again for who knows how many years before you can see the beautiful me again?"

A chuckle came from the other end of the phone, and one could feel the joy of the other party. There was also the sound of running water, as if the other party was taking a bath.

According to the law of conservation of smiles, a smile doesn't disappear, it just transfers from one person to another—commonly known as happiness over others' sadness.

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid of death." Aichuan Yusheng said with a dark face.

"By the way, how is your [time] harvest today? Has it increased compared to the previous month?" Hu Yuejingxuexia seemed to ask casually with the same lazy tone.

Fiddled with the fingers on the corner of the table, but inadvertently exerted force.

"Well, yes, participating in high school life has indeed gained more [breath of life]. Today's harvest is probably several times that of the previous attempts. Although it is still a bit beyond the means, it will definitely greatly prolong my waking time this time. "Aikawa Yusheng affirmed.

"How long can you keep going like this?"

"There will be no problem for ten years, as long as I am an ordinary person in peace - it's so annoying, the waking time is getting less and less, I used to be able to wake up for a long time with random spells, but now that I have fallen to this point, I always feel... ..”

'Sleep a few more times and I'll never wake up again' I didn't say.

"There are no monsters in this world that we need to fight anymore, even if there are, I'm here." Hu Yuejingxue's voice was a little more relaxed, like pulsating notes lingering in Aikawa Yusheng's ears.

In ten years, there will always be new ways.

"Ah."

"It's worth [-] million yen." After a moment of silence, the other party's words changed.

"No matter how much you fool me now, I will firmly believe that you were entrapping me back then."

"That's how you talk to your creditors?"

"The one who owes the debt is the uncle. I have learned new knowledge in this era."

"Stop studying those dross, it will lead you to ruin." Hu Yuejing Xuexia said with some distaste and a little smile.

"I don't care, I'm the uncle, past knowledge is useless, for example, my superb swordsmanship is useless, and now I'm not allowed to take a knife to the street." Aichuan Yusheng was indignant.

"Then, my lord, do you want old knowledge like 'Grandpa, I will give you a smile?'?" Hu Yuejingxuexia asked in a murmured voice that seemed a little wet.

"I'm sorry for my overgeneralization. The knowledge of the past still has its essence, such as what you just said, so, laugh." Aikawa Yusheng said quite seriously, as if facing life and death like a choice.

"Hahaha..." Hu Yuejingxuexia's unscrupulous laughter came from the other end of the phone. Although it had nothing to do with the gentle smile that "Nujia" should have, Aichuan Yusheng still curled up the corners of his mouth infected.

He heard the tumbling sea of ​​flowers, it was the most beautiful season.

"Usually I'm a bit busy, so if I have any problems in school," the smile gradually stopped, Hu Yue Jingxue said, "You can directly ask Kongfeng to help you solve it, of course, if you can't solve it, you can come to me. "

"Well," Aichuan Yusheng didn't try to be brave, "Where can I find her? If it's your apprentice, it's also the Qingming Shrine?"

Qingming Shrine is the shrine where Arc Moon Jingxuexia is located, and it is also the largest shrine in Tokyo.

"Let's think about it, Kongfeng should be in Class B of the first grade. You can see it by turning left or right for a dozen meters when you go out."

"Huh? She also wants to go to high school?" Aikawa Yusheng thought that Kami Sakura Sora Kaze was just being tricked into visiting him for a day today, and he didn't think she was still going to study here.

After all, she doesn't need any 【Breath of Life】.

"Kongfeng is a real 17-year-old, not an old man like you." Hu Yuejingxuexia said in a tone of feigned surprise.

"You don't think that the current witches still need to practice day and night, in this era where there is no need to fight, isn't that a waste of precious youth.

By the way, that child is rather stubborn and has a strong sense of responsibility, so now in her eyes, you are still a dangerous time bomb with a criminal record. "

"Have any previous convictions?"

"I remember you once said to be a good person, and the next day you were provoked by other monsters and fought. When you were chatting with Kongfeng, you mentioned something casually."

"......"

"...Isn't that the case, Mr. Yukinoshita? With me, there is still the possibility of being shot by her at any time?"

"The edge of danger can stimulate your potential to the maximum, Mr. Wu Liu, come on, I am optimistic about you."

"I can't thank you enough."

"You're welcome, this is what I should do."

"Okay, okay, I understand." Sighing, Aikawa Yusheng nodded resignedly, but it will not have any impact on his life, after all, he is determined to be a purely ordinary person, "I will Study hard in high school, in order to be sober."

"And to repay my 1 million yuan debt." Hu Yue Jingxuexia seriously reminded him, afraid that he would forget. "Mr. Aikawa, you don't want your classmates to know that you owed money and didn't pay back..."

Sadness swept over again, Aikawa Yusheng gritted his teeth, nodded vigorously, and said clearly:

"It's really great that I can ask Ying Kongfeng for help first. After all, there is a young and beautiful maiden to choose from. Who would choose to be old and decrepit..."

"Beep-beep-"

It's the busy tone from the phone being hung up.

"Ah."

It was Aikawa Yusheng's cold snort, and he was somewhat disdainful.

"Ah."

It was Hu Yue Jingxue's cold snort, she was a bit cruel.

The above sounds all happened at the home of Yusheng Aikawa whose phone was hung up.

After waking up, it was spring Aikawa Yusheng. He felt the cold winter more than half a year in advance. In short, his body trembled, and he would tremble uncontrollably.

This is your home, right?yes?Must be, right?

Naturally, no one answered the inner question.

It's just that a soft hand slowly stretched out from behind, the arm hooked his neck, and it was in close contact with the jaw, bringing a faint cold feeling. On the contrary, it was the warm breath rushing towards the neck, which was somewhat Itchy:

"Old and fading? Huh?"

Chapter 4 Those who meet will meet again - Haruki Murakami said so

"Old and fading? Huh?"

What didn't match the extremely gentle tone was the sound of Aikawa Yusheng's hard breathing that sounded at the same time.

The touch from the arm was very soft, and the back of the head was plunged into a boundless ocean, but it was a pity that Aikawa Yusheng didn't have the energy to feel it.

—He's busy living now.

"The first rule of the shrine maiden is that shrine maidens must never do anything to ordinary people and harmless monsters. I protest." Aikawa Yusheng said in a bumpy voice.

This is the full version of the first article.

"You fought with Xiaoshou that time, and only a few hundred years have passed since the mountain was fought and there was only one basin left. Do you still have any memory? Is this harmless?" Hu Yuejing Xuexia chuckled.

Master and apprentice are exactly the same, they all use rhetorical questions.

"As a hero, I don't mention being brave back then, not to mention that I am an ordinary citizen now, and I will continue to protest!"

"The protest is invalid. I will change the rules when I go back. The 'harmless' monsters are no longer within the range of untouchables."

"...Are you playing tricks, right? You're the great witch, aren't you amazing?"

"So what?" Huyue Jingxue put her face sideways on Aikawa Yusheng's shoulder, and looked at his side face with a smile. The edges and corners were sharp and delicate, but her complexion was not very good-looking, and she raised her eyebrows slightly. It has been a long time since Having been with ordinary humans before, she withdrew her strength slightly.

"Heh," a soft snort with a heroic demeanor, resolute yet calm, "Then I can only retract what I just said, in fact, the Arc Moon Mirror Witch is extremely graceful, exquisite, and magnificent... ...."

Aikawa Yusheng transitioned smoothly to the point of praising Arc Moon Mirror Snow.

"...It's out of this world." Aikawa Yusheng picked up the leftover miso soup on the table, took a sip, and let out a 'tsk' sound.

"Continue?" At some point, the woman who had changed to lying on the sofa, fiddled with the white crane beside her, and urged after realizing that there was no sound.

"I'm running out of words, even if you force me to die again this time, I won't be able to say anything new for the time being." Aichuan Yusheng responded in a decadent and decadent tone.

It is this "death" that is forced to die, but it is his own life, which inevitably makes people feel a little frustrated.

"Okay, let me spare you."

"Then I really thank you Miko-sama."

Aikawa Yusheng smirked twice in agreement, then stood up and looked at the uninvited woman with his hips akimbo, and was stunned for half a second.

Hu Yue Jingxue was lying on the sofa, still fiddling with the few flowers that the white crane lily had grown.

A snow-white face is staring intently at the flowers, bright and alluring red lips are pursed, exuding a strange charm.

Then there is a beautiful neck, protruding collarbone, wearing a black bathrobe, under the Y-shaped neckline, the plump chest mound and the sofa are on equal footing, making the gully between the fair and white bottomless. Her buttocks and slender legs are crossed up and down.

The whole person outlines enchanting curves, and the whole person is like a complex of contradictions - she has the charm of a mature woman, but her movements reveal the innocence and loveliness of a girl.

Noticing that Aikawa Yusheng was standing beside her, she also stopped fiddling with the flowers, and stretched behind her back. It was obviously a loose bathrobe, but when she raised her hand, there was a faint rubbing sound, and then appeared Nice folds.

"You're welcome, sit down." The witch with her legs crossed on her side patted the vacant seat next to her, as if this was her home.

"How embarrassing, I'm afraid that your house will be dirty." Aichuan Yusheng sat down with a smile.

As if the other party couldn't hear the sarcasm in his words, he waved his hand casually: "It's okay, although I just took a shower, I don't think you're dirty.

By the way, do you have slippers at home? I came here in a hurry and came barefoot. "Hu Yue Jingxue raised her jade feet and stretched them to Aikawa Yusheng's legs and said, her small and delicate five toes moved like waves.

If you look closely, there are even wet drops of water on it.

"Not really."

Huyue Jingxue squinted at what he was wearing on his feet.

"I got onychomycosis." Aichuan Yusheng shrank his legs so fast that he was afraid that she would come to grab him.

"Stingy." Hu Yue Jingxue twitched her lips.

"For those who break into the house without permission, I really can't be generous." Then Aikawa Yusheng asked curiously, "But how did you come here directly from the Qingming Shrine? A new technique? Now Has it been possible to do this?"

Hu Yue Jingxue didn't answer, she pressed her middle finger with her thumb, stretched it out in front of Aikawa Yusheng, and snapped her fingers.

On the floor in front of the sofa, the pattern of a magic circle suddenly appeared.

"...You are violating other people's privacy by doing this. I want to tell the landlord about it."

"Do you need me to bring you the real estate certificate—that is, the real estate deed? Is it not too much for me to leave an 'elevator' in my home?" Miko turned her head and looked at him innocently.

"......"

"This house is yours?"

"Uh-huh."

So, this is really her 'home'...

"After you lied to me for [-] million yen, you didn't even want to give me this house, instead you only gave me a year's rent waiver?" Aikawa Yusheng couldn't believe it.

"Of course!" You could even hear complacency in the voice.

"..." There was another silence.

"Ms. Miko, may I ask where there are houses in Tokyo that can be rented? My budget is [-] yen. This is all my belongings. I have the idea of ​​moving recently." Aikawa Yusheng asked sincerely.

"Let's think about it. I still have a few properties. I can take you to see them some other day. There are expensive ones and cheap ones."

"Now the witch is making so much money?!"

"You can study a word-'demolition', not to mention that anyone who has lived for so many years will have some wealth, except of course you."

"Is there an [elevator] in the house?"

"Not yet, but you should have been there."

"Remove it." Aikawa Yusheng stopped the previous topic without any turning point, his eyes became a little more serious, and he looked at Huyue Jingxuexia.

"I made a mistake, don't be angry and don't dare to dare next time." The gesture and speed of Huyue Jingxue raised her hands in surrender are exactly the same as that of Aichuan Yusheng when she faced the condensed Demon-Breaking Bow. At this moment, she looks extraordinarily well-behaved and innocent.

The pair of eyes and Aichuan Yusheng looked at each other, and they blinked playfully a few times.

"Keep it. It's convenient for me to come if you have any situation. You don't like to use spells, okay?"