Under One Man: Helming the Thunder

"Fart, please explain to me, what is looking for zombies, my nickname is zombies?"

Zixu said angrily, the main reason is that when Bai Ling said the words of looking for zombies, the ghost knew how embarrassed she was.

"Misunderstood, it's your senior brother Yun Mujiang, he insisted on letting me see zombies, he also said, you are running amok on the mountain, tricking senior brother, saying that you will never get married."

Bai Ling directly dumped the blame on Yun Mujiang.

Bai Ling prayed silently in his heart, Yun Mujiang, if you tricked me, don't blame my brother for transferring my hatred.

"Really?"

Zixu asked suspiciously.

"If I lie to you, I'll go out and shut myself up!" Bai Ling swore.

"Yun Mujiang!"

"You bastard Taoist priest, my old lady skinned you alive."

Seeing Bai Ling swearing, Zi Xu believed him, then gritted his teeth and said to himself.

Yun Mujiang, who was tidying up Bai Ling's thatched hut in the back mountain, suddenly sneezed.

"Who misses me!"

Yun Mujiang rubbed his nose and said doubtfully.

Zi Xu brought Bai Ling to the thatched cottage, pointed to one of the houses and said, "You should live there!"

Bai Ling looked at the other two rooms, and immediately asked, "Who lives in the other two rooms?"

Zixu chuckled slightly: "I live in the one on the left of your room, and the one on the right is lived in by little miscellaneous hair Yun Mujiang."

Bai Ling: ...

Whoops, I'm going, flanking left and right, are you afraid that I will run away?

"Wait outside, I'll clean up your room for you."

Zi Xu bit the last six words very hard, it didn't seem like he wanted to tidy up the room.

Sure enough, after Zixu entered the room, screams came from the room.

"Zixu, don't splash blood on my room, I'm dizzy with blood."

Bai Ling heard that the screaming voice was Yun Mujiang, and then shouted gloatingly outside.

After a while, Zixu pulled Yun Mujiang's hair and came out.

Seeing Bai Ling's gloating face, Yun Mujiang knew that this kid was the one who caused the trouble, otherwise, how could my lovely junior sister treat him so cruelly.

"White……"

Just as Yun Mujiang was about to start swearing, Zixu slapped him back.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~"

Yun Mujiang couldn't make a sound, he could only whine.

"Brother Yun, whoops, what did you do?"

Bai Ling walked over, and whispered in his ear: "I let you cheat me, you wait to be stewed!"

Yun Mujiang shuddered after hearing this, and dared not speak.

"Come cook with me."

Zixu held Yun Mujiang, just like carrying a chicken, and walked towards the kitchen.

Bai Ling entered the room and began to read the content of the internal vision technique.

"System, can there be a shortcut?"

As soon as Bai Ling saw the words, his head hurt and he asked the system for help.

[Yes, it needs to consume [-] electricity to help the host quickly understand the content of the book. 】

[You can also directly consume millions of electricity to directly learn the internal vision technique. 】

"How much energy do I have left?"

Bai Ling asked the system.

[According to statistics, the host still has 1000 million electricity. 】

"so much?"

Bai Ling was shocked, because he used a lot of electricity in the Golden Palace, and he didn't expect there to be so much.

【Yes, may I ask the host whether to use it! 】

Bai Ling thought for a while, with his own skills, he might never be able to read this book for the rest of his life, so why not take a shortcut and directly learn the internal vision technique.

"I chose to directly consume millions of electricity to learn the technique of internal vision."

Bai Ling immediately made a choice.

[Loading, the time is 23 hours, 56 minutes and 04 seconds! 】

"Isn't it 24 hours? How come there are still odds and ends?" Bai Ling asked curiously.

[The host is not rigorous, the host is talking about human time, and the system is talking about the earth's rotation time. 】

"You are amazing, you are amazing, let's go!"

Bai Ling was speechless, why should he be so rigorous, living is tiring enough, and he still has to count the time, isn't this crazy?

(Small knowledge: The exact time it takes for the earth to rotate once is about 23 hours, 56 minutes and 04 seconds.

But it is impossible for people to use this time to count as a day, otherwise there will be a gap of 23 hours, 55 minutes and 40 seconds in a year. )

Chapter 133 Horrible Cooking

Bai Ling went into the house and researched how to use the 900 million electricity he had left.

The long-range attack is enough for the time being, and it is best to choose melee combat effectively for upgrading skills.

The Lightning and Thunder Fist is the best choice. Today, when I was fighting with Daoist Yunxu, I clearly felt the gap.

I can't even touch Daoist Yunxu, it's not that I'm too good, but that the other party is too strong.

But it can be seen that there is also a gap between heaven and man.

My cheap master Zhang Zhiwei is currently 115 years old (hypothetical)

And Master Maoshan looked to be in his seventies.

But according to what he said, the end is approaching, and it is not difficult to understand that this old guy is about to crumble.

That is to say, heaven and man must be divided into small realms.

If Lu Jin is also in the realm of heaven and man, then being slapped by Zhang Zhiwei's thunderbolt shows that the gap between them is worlds apart.

I am weak, too weak, so weak that I can't even catch a move from the Heavenly Jade Realm.

So either improve the realm, or strengthen the skills.

"System, can the realm be improved?"

Bai Ling asked the system.

[It can be extracted with electric energy, the probability is not high! 】

After hearing this, Bai Ling gritted his teeth. The system does not directly use electricity to improve the state, but can only improve skills.

It seems that it is impossible to rely on 900 million electric power to be invincible.

"The 900 million electrical energy will all increase the level of Lightning and Thunder Fist."

After thinking about it, Bai Ling decided to improve his melee skills.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for upgrading the Lightning Running Thunder Fist to the full level, rewarding the host with the skill Thunder and Lightning Clone. 】

[The lightning clone can condense a physical clone with 50% of the host's strength, and the clone stays for one hour. 】

Character: Bai Ling

Species: Primates

Age: 22 years old

Cultivation method: Shenxiao Yulei Jue (service)

技能：闪电风暴（Lv1)、雷神之铠（Lv1)、雷神之枪(Lv1)、雷神之握(Lv1)、雷火麒麟(Lv1)、雷神之眼(Lv1)、闪电奔雷拳(Lv10)、雷擒(Lv1)、雷电分身（Lv1)、内视术（加载中)……

Qi Preservation: Yuheng Realm

Power: 356

"It's not bad, chatting is better than having nothing!"

Bai Ling curled his lips, feeling that this thunder and lightning avatar seemed to be of little use.

Bai Ling looked at his fist, and swung a punch casually. The powerful lightning force directly blasted a big hole out of the house.

Through the big hole, you can just see Zi Xu and Yun Mujiang staring blankly at themselves in the hole.

"Bai Ling, are you tearing down the house?"

Zixu let out a deafening roar.

Bai Ling: "I said I didn't do it on purpose, do you believe me?"

Zi Xu showed a warm (fierce) soft (hard) smile.

"Guess what?"

Bai Ling said that he was innocent, and he never expected that the Lightning and Thunder Fist, which had been upgraded to the full level, would make a hole in the room with just a light wave.

If I hit a guardrail on the highway, it will be much stronger than a pile driver.

"Bai Ling, look at what you did, you made my junior sister angry!"

Now it's Yun Mujiang's turn to gloat, adding fuel to the flames in front of Zixu.

Zixu glanced at Yun Mujiang with a gloomy expression, and said lightly: "You and him, change rooms to sleep!"

Yun Mujiang: ...

God, let the next lightning strike these two idiots to death, don't mind my business!

"I agree, is the meal ready?"

Bai Ling agrees with Zixu's decision with both hands.

"Okay, give me a hand!"

Zixu nodded and said.

Soon the dishes were on the table, Bai Ling and Yun Mujiang stared wide-eyed, neither of them dared to move their chopsticks.

"That Zixu, do you have any oxygen tanks?"

Bai Ling swallowed his saliva and asked.

"What's the matter, is there any discomfort?" Zixu asked with concern.

"No, it mainly depends on the lack of oxygen in these dishes."

Bai Ling said weakly, he is also a generation of ruthless people in the eating world, he has eaten mice and bats, and if he can scare himself like this, it is only Zixu's dish.

"Try it, even though it doesn't look very good, it must taste good!"

Zixu is not good at cooking, and he wanted to show it off, but he couldn't tell the color and aroma of the dishes, they all looked like briquettes from a coal mine anyway.

"Forget it, let's eat something else, even an egg!"

Bai Ling refused again and again, fearing that he would be poisoned to death in Maoshan before he was beaten to death.

"If you don't eat a table of delicious food, you must eat what comes out of your ass?"

One sentence from Zixu directly vomited Yun Mujiang dryly.

"Junior Sister, be careful, it's the eggs that brother ate this morning."

Yun Mujiang said with a resentful face.