Under One Man: Helming the Thunder

Bai Ling asked Zhang Chulan.

"Can cows fly?"

Zhang Chulan gave Bai Ling a blank look and asked back.

"I can't!"

Bai Ling didn't even think about answering.

"Then the bus can't either!" Zhang Chulan said angrily.

"Uh……"

"Forget it, put your legs on!"

Bai Ling gave up, taking the bus would be better than running.

"It's not good during the day."

Zhang Chulan said, in broad daylight, it would be bad if someone saw the ability to use it.

"Please, can ordinary people capture the speed of the two of us?"

Bai Ling was going to be stupid to death by Zhang Chulan.

"Also ha!"

Zhang Chulan tasted it, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.

The two turned into lightning at the same time and ran towards the destination.

When he arrived near a mountain, Bai Ling took out his phone and glanced at it.

"Is it here?" Bai Ling asked.

"It seems to be, doesn't that say, Baxian Mountain Tourist Area, 45 tickets per ticket!"

Zhang Chulan pointed to a ticket office and said.

Bai Ling: ...

Is this a wrong positioning, why did you point to the tourist area?

Bai Ling took another careful look at the location, yes, it is at the location of the Eight Immortals Mountain.

"Fuck, how do you find such a large mountain?"

Bai Ling has a headache, isn't this the same as finding a needle in a haystack?

Can the technical department of the company be able to do so well, with so much salary every year, are they all living for nothing?

"Forget it, take your time and look for it. What's the rush? Just take a look at the scenery!"

Zhang Chulan has a big heart, and she still wants to look at the scenery.

"Then go buy tickets!"

Bai Ling said to Zhang Chulan.

"Why?"

"I have no money again!"

When Zhang Chulan heard that she was asked to buy tickets, she became furious instantly.

"Do you want to see the scenery?"

Bai Ling glanced at Zhang Chulan and asked.

"I don't have to watch it!"

Zhang Chulan spread his hands and said.

"Forget it, as a foreigner, what money do you spend, wait until night, fly in!"

Bai Ling didn't want to spend money, his own money was hard-earned money and could only be spent on food.

"Makes sense!"

With cigarettes in their mouths, the two squatted on the curb and waited for dark.

Passing tourists saw the two of them and hid away, fearing that the two of them would steal their mobile phones.

It was getting late, and the security guards were off duty.

Before leaving, the security guard specially instructed the two of them.

"It's dark, there are no tourists, even if there are, as long as we are here, you can't steal anything!"

Both Bai Ling and Zhang Chulan were taken aback for a moment, tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past in their hearts.

Co-authored them as thieves?Have you ever seen such a handsome thief?

A little bit, be a duck and earn more, okay?

All the lights in Baxian Mountain were turned off, only the light in the house of the gatekeeper was on.

Bai Ling and Zhang Chulan found an empty corner and looked around, but there was no monitoring.

The two turned into lightning and entered the Eight Immortals Mountain.

The two followed the positioning all the way into the dense jungle.

"Damn, there's no signal!"

Wandering around in the mountains twice, I found that the positioning has not moved, and I saw that the mobile phone had no signal.

"How to do?"

Bai Ling looked at Zhang Chulan and asked.

"What else can I do, the blind cat will kill the mouse!"

Zhang Chulan can't help it, there is no signal, and he can't conjure a signal out of thin air.

The two wandered around in the mountains to see if they could try their luck.

As a result... lost.

"Chu Lan, go and see if you can get something to eat. I'm so hungry that I stick my chest to my back."

Bai Ling couldn't move anymore, he didn't have any food in his stomach, and couldn't hold his breath.

"Okay, take a break!"

Zhang Chulan walked forward by himself.

Half an hour later, Zhang Chulan came back.

"Brother Bai, good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear?"

Zhang Chulan sat down beside Bai Ling and asked.

"Bad news!"

Bai Ling said weakly.

"We're completely lost, and I'm afraid we'll have to eat cow dung to fill our stomachs."

Zhang Chulan said with a confused face.

Bai Ling: ...

"What about the good news?"

Bai Ling asked a little speechlessly.

"There's plenty of cow dung!"

Zhang Chulan pointed to the cow dung not far away and said.

"I'll go to your uncle!"

"Anyway, you are also a stranger. Even if you get lost, isn't it easy to beat a pheasant and a hare?"

Bai Ling almost lost his temper and yelled at Zhang Chulan angrily.

"Brother, don't blame me, I walked for half an hour, let alone a pheasant and a hare, I didn't even see a chicken feather."

"And I quickly looked around, all of them were exactly the same, and I couldn't find the way down the mountain."

Zhang Chulan said without tears.

"Can't you fly to the sky and see?"

Bai Ling asked speechlessly.

"Flying, I can't see my fingers, I can't see at all!"

Zhang Chulan said that she is very innocent, and she has thought of everything she can think of, but there is really no other way.

"I……"

"Forget it, I'll do it myself!"

Bai Ling stood up, performed the Shenxiao Yulei Jue, jumped up, and flew into the sky.

Not to mention, I couldn't see anything, it was pitch black.

Bai Ling also flew down, did he really want to run around like a headless chicken?

"Brother Bai, I have a question!"

Zhang Chulan said weakly.

"you say!"

Bai Ling said angrily.

"Why don't we jump on top of a tree and see if there's a signal?"

Zhang Chulan asked.

"Uh……"

"Makes sense!"

"You... go up!"

Chapter 97 Food Prolongs Life

Zhang Chulan jumped up helplessly, stood on the tip of a pine tree, took out her mobile phone, and shook the signal.

"Yes, yes!"

Zhang Chulan yelled happily when he saw a signal on his phone.

He quickly sent a message to Xu San, asking what to do.

After receiving Xu San's reply, he flew down the pine tree.

"Brother Bai, third brother cold salad!"

Zhang Chulan handed the phone to Bai Ling and said speechlessly.

"Fuck, is there no normal person in the old Xu family?"

Bai Ling was instantly angry, each of them was so unreliable.

Of course, if it wasn't for his reluctance to spend money, he wouldn't have fallen to such a point.

"Brother Bai, I'm hungry too, what should I do?"

There was a gurgling sound in Zhang Chulan's stomach.

"What should I do?"

"Just be content with it. If it wasn't for cannibalism, I would have taken your kidneys out long ago, put some cumin chili noodles in it, roasted it and ate it."

Bai Ling said angrily, he was hungry, not only flustered, but also unable to lift up his strength.

"I treat you as a friend, but you can't treat me as a snack."

After hearing this, Zhang Chulan said with a wary face.

"Okay, you give me to eat, I still hate sour!"