Under One Man: Helming the Thunder

"Next month, Dragon and Tiger Mountain will hold the Luotian Dajiao. All age-appropriate people from all over the world can participate and compete for the position of celestial master. I hope fellow Taoists will not hesitate to go."

Zhang Lingyu extended an invitation to Bai Ling.

"Let's go!"

Bai Ling agreed, otherwise he would go and have a look.

Although the position of celestial master has long been assigned to Zhang Chulan by default, it does not prevent him from going to watch the excitement.

"Farewell!"

After Zhang Lingyu finished speaking, she saluted and left with the two disciples.

"Zhang Chulan, you've done a good job of hiding it!"

Bai Ling said to Zhang Chulan, showing his big white teeth.

"You...what do you want to do, don't make trouble with brother, you look like a beast in clothes when you smile!"

Looking at Bai Ling's smile, Zhang Chulan felt a chill.

"Okay, stop making trouble, I'm hungry!"

Feng Baobao spoke from the side.

"Dinner, okay, who's the treat?"

When Bai Ling heard about the meal, he suddenly regained his energy.

"Of course it's you. Recently, you got a lot of labor fees." Feng Baobao said lightly.

When Bai Ling heard that he was asked to treat him, he immediately drooped his head like a frost-beaten eggplant.

buffet……

Bai Ling walked to the seat with a plate as tall as one person.

People around looked at such a tall plate and couldn't help but stop and watch.

"Chu Lan, have a toast!"

"Continued Cup!"

Feng Baobao never got drunk after a thousand cups, so Bai Ling naturally didn't want to fight with her, but Zhang Chulan... Xiao Ka was alone.

After a few glasses of wine, Zhang Chulan and Bai Ling were in high spirits.

The two hugged each other and bragged, while Feng Baobao kept stuffing meat into his mouth.

By the time Feng Baobao finished eating, Zhang Chulan and Bai Ling were dead drunk on the table.

Feng Baobao shook his head, picked up one in one hand and walked out of the restaurant.

All the way to the hospital...

"The doctor gave them both a shot for hangover."

Feng Baobao threw Zhang Chulan and Bai Ling on the ground and said to the nurse at the nurse's desk.

"Wait for a while, I'll go dispense the medicine!"

The nurse glanced at Bai Ling, who was lying on the ground, and said to Zhang Chulan.

Feng Baobao helped them to the seat.

At this time, Zhang Chulan became drunk and looked at the person who was playing the bottle and said drunkenly: "My brother is dead?"

The person who was playing the bottle at the side glanced at Zhang Chulan, but ignored him.

Zhang Chulan pointed at the hanging bottle and shouted, "Are you raising fish across the street? Big brother will show you today!"

After Zhang Chulan finished speaking, she stood up unsteadily, took off the man's hanging bottle, shouted "It's done", and stuffed it into her mouth.

The person who hit the bottle was so scared that he wanted to reach out and grab the bottle.

After taking a sip and not drinking any water, he yelled at the nurse, "Waiter, where is the bottle opener?"

In the end, Feng Baobao punched Zhang Chulan on the head to calm him down.

Chapter 37 Tragedy Caused by Constipation

the next day……

"Why does my head hurt so much?"

When Zhang Chulan woke up, she felt a splitting headache.

I touched the back of my head, and there was a big lump.

"woke up?"

"Special training!"

Feng Baobao pushed open the door and said to Zhang Chulan.

"Special training?"

Zhang Chulan was slightly taken aback, and asked in confusion.

"That's right, one month's time will make you eligible to participate in the Luo Tian Dajiao!" Feng Baobao said seriously.

"It's not necessary, you saw it last night, I'm not weak when I'm fully motivated!"

Zhang Chulan said confidently.

"Confidence is a good thing, but blind confidence is a bit shameless."

"That person didn't even display one-third of his strength, and you were beaten like a dead dog. Do you call this weak?"

Feng Baobao immediately poured a basin of cold water on it.

"No...it's not that exaggerated, is it?"

Zhang Chulan was a little unbelievable. He fought back and forth, but he lost in the end.

"It's so exaggerated, you can't even beat Bai Ling, and Bai Ling can't beat that person so far." Feng Baobao said lightly.

Zhang Lingyu can be said to be the best of the younger generation, and there are very few people who can defeat him, unless someone from the older generation makes a move.

"You mentioned Bai Ling, I remembered, what about others?"

Zhang Chulan just remembered, why didn't he see Bai Lingren?

"He's gone on a mission!" Feng Baobao replied.

"Sister Bao'er, then I'll go to the bathroom first too!"

Zhang Chulan ate a lot of meat yesterday and felt a little stomachache.

"Go!"

Zhang Chulan came to the bathroom and tried to shit.

It may be due to eating too much meat, it is a bit dry and cannot be pulled out.

He pulled up his trousers and searched for Seru everywhere to help him defecate.

After coming to Bai Ling's room, he saw a bottle beside the desk.

He took it casually, went to the bathroom, and sent Bai Ling a WeChat message.

Zhang Chulan: 〖You put a bottle of Kaiser in your room, I used it...〗

Bai Ling: 〖What kaiselu, I don't remember buying kaiselu? 〗

Zhang Chulan: 〖What do you mean, are you reluctant to use it for me? 〗

Bai Ling: 〖Not really, I just don’t remember it, you can use it! 〗

Seeing that Bai Ling agreed, Zhang Chulan used it. After using it, not only did she not poop, but she also felt extremely uncomfortable, feeling that the chrysanthemum was tight.

Zhang Chulan immediately took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Bai Ling, asking: 〖No, you have kept this thing for a long time, is it expired, why does it feel hot?

It's like a big rock is blocking the mouth of the well, don't let me use it up. 〗

He also took a photo of Kaiselu and sent it to Bai Ling.

It took a long time for Bai Ling to reply to the message...

Bai Ling: 〖Are you an idiot? Is that Kaiselu? You can’t see clearly. It’s 502 glue, which I bought to stick shoes. 〗

Zhang Chulan: 〖(?ω?‖)?, you fucking told me earlier, I have run out. 〗

Bai Ling: 〖It’s useless now, it doesn’t necessarily work if you stick to it, it’s too tight to stick to it. 〗

Zhang Chulan: 〖Don't talk that shit, what are you doing? 〗

Bai Ling: 〖How can this be corrected, you guy went from being constipated to sealing you off! 〗

Zhang Chulan: 〖If you say one more thing, it’s useless. When you come back, I’ll glue it to you too. If it weren’t for the shitty thing you bought, I could be a goddamn Pixiu, but now my mother’s back is so hard of! 〗

Bai Ling: 〖What's the matter, let Sister Baoer take you to the hospital! 〗

Zhang Chulan: 〖This is not shameful enough, what am I going to do! 〗

Bai Ling: 〖You deserve it, who told you that you can’t tell the difference between Kaiseru and 502? 〗

Zhang Chulan: 〖@%&@…〗

No way, Zhang Chulan quit WeChat cursingly, pulled up her pants, picked up a handkerchief and put it on her head, and walked outside with a look of shame.

Chapter 38 Immortal Slaughter

A supernatural event took place in Lingshui Village in Tianjin (the plot requires it, no offense intended!).

The local police had no way to start, so they could only ask the company to help investigate.

Since Feng Baobao wanted to train Zhang Chulan specially, Bai Ling took over the task.

"Just ahead!"

The village chief brought Bai Ling to a private house, and the coffin was parked at the door of the private house, with white flowers hanging on the door, it seemed that someone had passed away.

Under the leadership of the village chief, Bai Ling walked into the house.

I saw a family of three with sad faces and fear in their eyes.

"Damn, the investigators are here!"

The village head said to a middle-aged man.

Goudan, that is, the middle-aged man, heard that someone came to investigate, his eyes were filled with hope for an instant.

But when he saw Bai Ling, the hope in his eyes disappeared again.

Thought it was just to fool around again.

"Brother, what happened, can you tell me?" Bai Ling stepped forward and asked.

Goudan let out a long sigh, pointed to the back room and said, "Go in and see for yourself!"

Bai Ling didn't care about Brother Goud's attitude, after all, no matter who had an accident, he hoped to see a seasoned policeman, not a brat.

Bai Ling walked into the back room on his own, and saw a piece of human skin on the kang.

That's right, it's human skin. The human skin is split from the top of the head, and the rest is intact.

Moreover, there is no bloody sting, just like a snake slough.

No wonder the police couldn't do anything about it, because no matter how you looked at it, it didn't look like it was peeled off by someone.

Bai Ling stretched out his hand and touched the human skin, there was still a faint trace of qi on it.

Bai Ling found that there was a scroll of bamboo slips beside the human skin, which seemed to be a few years old.

He picked up the bamboo slips and slowly unfolded them. The words on them shocked him.

This is actually a volume of Jade Slips for Cultivating Immortals, which records the skills that can make ordinary people cultivate into immortals.

But Bai Ling soon discovered the clue, the so-called cultivating immortals mentioned above was just a way to become a stranger.

It's just a lot of exaggeration. If you want to become a foreigner, you must have a lot of wisdom or be born with it. The rest of the methods are impossible.

In particular, it is recorded above that one can become a fairy by reborn, which is simply nonsense.