Naruto Danzo

"Peace ass!"

Danzo cursed hard.

Leaving aside the fact that Goddess Tsutsuki Huiye, the Goddess of Heaven, has been watching her covetously, the filial son Heijue has deliberately planned to split the mountain to save his mother...

Let's just say close range.

This Uchiha Madara is about to rebel against the village, and in a few years Senjujuma will belch, and the first ninja world war will also be launched.

Not to mention World War II, World War III, World War IV...

"Master Hashirama is sure to calm down the troubled times...but go out and have a look, will they convince you?"

As far as Danzo knows, although the thousand-handed pillars are overwhelming, but there is no shortage of iron hanhan in this world.

Imagine... Even the horns of throwing shurikens from [-] miles away dare to come and assassinate Senju Hashirama, what else can people from other countries not do?

Chapter 24. Singing with Songs

I just don't agree with you, what can you do?

No matter how capable Senjujuma is, it is impossible to kill all the people in the world of Quannin, isn't that the reason?

Besides... everyone is waiting for Senjujuma to die.

Now they can't beat Senjujuma, but Senjujuma can't live forever.

Once Senjujuma dies, the first ninja world war will break out violently.

At that time, everything will return to the tragic situation in the Warring States Period.

History repeats itself, everything changed and nothing changed...

"This, this is..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was dumbfounded by Danzo.

It was the first time he heard that other ninja villages were eyeing Konoha.

"So, say it yourself, do you think you have the face to go peeping?"

"..." Hiruzaru Sarutobi lowered his head in shame.

It's all because of Senju Bashirama making you too full!

Danzo said in his heart.

"take money!"

Danzo stretched out his hand, and unceremoniously snatched Hiruzaru Sarutobi's wallet.

"It's because you've eaten too much! The ancients said: When you are full and warm, you will be full after eating! And... If you don't need pocket money, you can give it to people in need... "

Danzo unceremoniously stuffed Sarutobi's pocket money into his pocket.

"I have a treatment plan here, which can cure you in one go. Do you want to receive treatment?"

Danzo kindly suggested.

"Eh?" Hiruzaru Sarutobi raised his head and blinked his eyes. "Uh-huh."

He said he wanted to heal himself.

"Okay, let's start taking off your pants." Danzo said, and was about to take off Sarutobi Hiruzaru's pants.

"Ya Butterfly Library Contest~!"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi was stunned for a moment, and then let out an astonishing wail.

His wailing successfully stopped Shimura Danzo.

Hiruzawa Sarutobi hugged his body like a small animal, backed away with a pale face.

"You, what are you going to do? Could it be that... you plan to have a forbidden love for me, my immature body? You want to taste... the body of a teenager to the fullest ?”

Danzo: "..."

"It's, it's true that the world is going downhill and people's hearts are not old...Although my father said that people's hearts are broken these days, it's hard to lead a team...But, I didn't expect that you would actually do it. Such a taboo act!"

"..."

Danzo's mouth twitched.

He thought to himself: I'd better kill this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes but a bad heart.

"Cough cough..."

However, Danzo did not implement the idea in his mind in the end.

Danzo said to Sarutobi Hiruzen seriously: "You seem to have made a mistake, I didn't intend to hurt you, I just wanted to cut off your little OO."

That's right, sing to sing your will, once and for all.

"Wow~~!!!"

Now, needless to say by Danzo, Hiruzaru Sarutobi cried and ran away from the locker room of the hot spring while crawling on all fours...

"hey-hey......"

Danzo smiled wickedly.

Now, Sarutobi Hiruzen should have a longer memory.

"What's this called? Left a deep...childhood shadow?"

Danzo laughed and laughed.

Afterwards, the transformation technique was lifted, and he left calmly.

Michiko's truth or dare...... that is, words of praise, circling in Danzo's mind.

"Hey...no way, who made me look so handsome."

Shimura Danzo shook his head, sighed, looking narcissistic.

"Being handsome is justice, no matter how many mistakes you make, you can be forgiven..."

Chapter 25. Count the money after selling

After returning home, Danzo looked in the mirror and wanted to complain.

"You said... I was pretty handsome when I was young and young... How did I become a villain after middle age?"

Danzo looked at his handsome self in the mirror, very puzzled.

"Is it true that Hiruzaru Sarutobi pretended to be angry every day?"

Danzo touched the cross scar on his chin again.

Of course, this is not for being handsome.

According to Akimichi Tekkaze, those bastards from the Shimura clan beat him up.

but......

"No problem, man's scar..."

Danzo Shimura feels good about himself.

In fact, at first he thought it was the symbol of the Shimura clan or something, embarrassing.

After repeated photos, Danzo was still a little dissatisfied.

"If I grit my teeth and make it through, wouldn't I become a positive character?"

for example......

In the future, after seeing the protagonist of Naruto, he first showed him a kind smile, and then said:

"Take your head~, I think you are the best candidate for the seventh generation of Hokage."

so......

Then the prince will definitely show a bright and silly smile, and say to himself:

"Grandpa Danzo is the most handsome~~~!"

Well, that's the unfolding.

Danzo thought about some and nothing.

This night, he rarely fell asleep very late...

......

The next morning, Shimura Danzo came to the ninja school.

"Danzo, I met a weird guy last night, last night, he has a girl's head, but his body is that of a muscular guy in Yunyin Village..."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi opened his eyes wide when he saw Danzo approaching, and told the latter what happened to him last night.

The image of Li Goudan left a deep psychological shadow on him.

Leaving aside the mental pollution caused by this image, let's talk about that... The other party actually said that he wanted to cut off his little OO, and sing about his ambition!

"Oh."

Danzo bia da bia da ate breakfast buns, looking calm.

This money, of course, was obtained from Hiruzaru Sarutobi last night.

In the Naruto world, the standard currency is "two", and Kishimoto explained that one tael is about ten yen in Naruto's official official book "Soldier Book".

At the same time, in addition to the credit currency of paper money, there are also metal currencies.

"Come on, first eat a steamed stuffed bun to calm your fears, and then drink a cup of red bean soup to warm up your body. It will scare you."

Without any explanation, Danzo handed Sarutobi Hiraku a portion of the hot steamed stuffed bun and red bean soup.

"Thank you, Danzo, hehehe."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi with a smirk took the food and looked at his good friend gratefully.

He thought to himself, he deserves to be Danzo, who cares about himself so much.

Looking at the food in his hands, Hiruzaru Sarutobi was so moved that he wanted to cry.

Because he told others about this matter, no one would believe it!

Only Danzo didn't laugh at him, and comforted him, giving him the steamed stuffed bun bought by the most prestigious steamed stuffed bun shop opposite the ninja shop.

As for the red bean soup, it comes from the meatball shop.

Yes, that's right, let's talk about the special products of the meatball shop that Uchiha Yuzu and Mitarai Fatto often go to in the future.

"Don't think about things that don't matter..."

Danzo patted Hiruzaru Sarutobi on the shoulder.

"Study hard and improve every day, you are the future of our Konoha."

Danzo was as old as Sarutobi Hiruzen, but saying these words from his mouth... seemed to have no sense of disobedience.

After finishing speaking, Danzo yawned and went back to his seat to dream about Duke Zhou.

Chapter 26. Hitting a Snake with a Stick

But obviously, Danzo's sleep plan is going to be ruined.

He had just slept for less than 10 minutes when Teacher Yumiko came in with a notepad and slapped it on the table, "Today's surprise test!"

"Eh~~~~??!!"

The surprise and doubts of the students immediately filled the classroom.

"What's wrong? Noisy..."

Danzo raised his head in displeasure, and glanced sleepily.

The next moment, he saw Yumiko smiling maliciously towards him.

"Everyone should learn from Danzo, who took the initiative to ask for make-up lessons, which shows that he is deeply aware of his own shortcomings... Therefore, the teacher decided to conduct a surprise test today to record everyone's shortcomings, So that everyone can make up..."