I'm a pirate, I'm Roger Fat

Turning around to look at Roja and Roger, they took out two wooden carvings.

Judging from the shape, it should be two people.

Passed the wood carving to the two of them and said.

"Hey, I engraved this when I was bored, for you guys."

The two took the woodcarving, looked at it carefully, and found that it was themselves.

"Good guy! It's so lifelike. Unexpectedly, Uncle Haig is a tall man with thin hands." Roja looked at the "figure" of himself in his hand and praised secretly.

After delivering the wood carvings, Haig also walked onto the boat.

"Okay, then I'll go first, you take care of yourselves."

After speaking, he propped up the ground with the paddle and pushed it, so that the hull of the boat was completely submerged in the sea.

With their backs towards Roja and the others, they waved.

He looked indifferent, but in his heart he was worried about the problem of the shop assistants he didn't have.

"Tsk! The two boys, Roja and Roger, stay on the island, so I will be too busy to open the shop. Or... pull Hall over to help?"

The two stood by the sea and watched Haig leave.

Seeing Haig's leaving back, Roja suddenly became addicted to the drama, took two steps forward, pretended to be sad, and shouted loudly.

"Haigge! Grid! Grid! Don't go! Grid, how can I live without you!!"

Haig, who was thinking about how to solve the clerk's problem, staggered in fright at Roja's voice, and almost plunged into the sea.

"What is this brat talking about?!!"

……

Wait until Haig and the boat completely leave the coastline.

Roja and Roger went back to the camp.

As soon as he returned to the camp, Roja immediately asked Roger to go hunting.

"Roger, look for today's lunch! I'll stay here and renovate the camp."

"Okay!" Roger nodded, and then went into the woods.

Roja stayed where he was, opened his eyes, clasped his hands together, and shouted.

"Wood Dun-Four Pillar House!"

I saw strips of wood appearing from the ground, quickly entangled, and automatically built a wooden house.

Looking at his masterpiece, Roja raised the corner of his mouth and said proudly.

"Survival on a deserted island?"

"I don't even look at who I am! I, Roja! Still need to survive? Survival is impossible in this life!"

Walking into the wooden house, Roja lay on the wooden bed, closed his eyes, and waited for Roger's lunch.

After sleeping for a while, I returned to the cage.

Roja found that Roger hadn't come back, so he got up and walked outside the wooden house. Just after stretching, Roger came back with a beast on his back.

Throwing the corpse of the beast on the ground, he asked in disbelief.

"You built the wooden house? Roja? It's amazing!"

Roja waved his hand indifferently, "It's just a matter of time."

Looking at the beast corpses on the ground, Roja remembered that Haig asked them to handle and cook the food by themselves a few days ago.

Roger: "Okay, Roja, try it!"

Looking at the half raw and half mushy barbecue, Roja threw it to Dabai and Xiaobai without hesitation.

"Let them try it first, after all, they also helped hunt today."

But Dabai, after Xiaobai smelled the barbecue that Roja threw to them, he looked disgusted and didn't open his mouth to eat.

Seeing this scene, Roja said directly.

"Roger, don't do it next time! Dogs won't even eat it!"

Dabai, Xiaobai:? ? ?Call who is a dog?

After thinking about it, Roja took the initiative to pick up the corpse of the beast.

Haig is gone, so he can only cook. He thinks that if he survives on the island for 30 days with the food Roger cooks, he may not be able to survive for 30 days.

……

Desert Island Diary:

Day [-]: Eat, water the flowers, eat, sleep.

Day two: eat, water the flowers, eat, sleep.

Day [-]: Roja!Roja, you can't go down like this anymore, you have to exercise hard!Look at Roger.

Day [-]: Eat, water the flowers...

day to day.

Roja and Roger stayed on the island for another ten days.

Roger still exercises on time every day.

And Roja, without Haig's supervision, became a lot lazy.

Afterwards, he simply stopped exercising and stayed in the wooden house, tinkering with seeds.

Sometimes I will practice wooden escape and divine avoidance outside the wooden house.

……

Another ten days passed.

Roger did not continue to exercise under the waterfall, and ran around the island.

this day.

Roger was practicing swinging a knife outside the wooden house, while Roja stayed in the wooden house, looking boredly at the still-unmoving potted plants in front of him.

It has been 20 days since Roja planted sunflower seeds in pots.

"What the hell? It's been 20 days, why haven't they even germinated? The system won't sell fakes, right?"

Surrounded by the idea of ​​suspecting the system to buy fakes in his mind, Roja watered the potted plant again, took it to the window, and then planned to go out to practice divine avoidance.

"Forget it, don't worry about it, go out and practice, no matter how lazy you are, don't wait until you forget how to use God's Avoidance in the end, and don't end up being beaten in the era of that kid Luffy, that would be embarrassing big."

But when Roja was about to walk out of the wooden house, the potted plant by the window had a vision, pulling him back.

In the potted plant, a ray of light shot out from the soil.

Immediately afterwards, several rays of light shot out, illuminating the entire wooden house.

There was a clicking sound, and with a bang, the entire potted plant was smashed open, producing a puff of white smoke.

Seeing the potted plant explode, Roja immediately raised his hand to block the flying sawdust, "Are you a sunflower seed or a cherry seed!!!"

Roger was outside the cabin, also heard the explosion, and immediately ran into the cabin.

"Roja! What's the matter, are you okay!"

Roja shook his head, "It's okay, the potted plant just exploded."

"The potted plants exploded? Roja, the gunpowder you planted?" Roger scratched his head. Obviously, he didn't understand why the potted plants would explode.

Looking at the cloud of white smoke in front of them, Roja and Roger didn't step forward to check.

Wait in silence until the smoke clears.

I saw a sunflower on the ground where the white smoke was, with its back facing them, its body slowly shaking from side to side.

"What?" Roger looked at the sunflower shaking in front of him, and asked without knowing why.

"It should be sunflowers... right?" Roja replied with a guilty conscience.

At this time, the sunflower also turned around slowly.

It startled the two of them.

Roja remembered that in Plants vs. Zombies in the previous life, the sunflower that produced sunlight should have a smiling face.

But the sunflower in front of her... has a funny face.

Eyes squinted, facing Roja they swayed from side to side.

"Hahahahaha, what the hell is this, Roja, its face is quite funny."

Roger was amused by the funny face of Sunflower in front of him.

And Roja was confused, "What the hell is this? Is this the sunflower in the Plants vs. Zombies world?"

"Mutated?

"System! System! Come out and explain!!"

Chapter 45

Roja really couldn't figure out what the hell this funny sunflower with a swaying face was in front of him.

But since it was something that was drawn, the system must be right.

"System! System! Come out and explain what the hell is this?!"

System: "Host, what's the matter?"

Roja pointed to the sunflower in front of him, and asked silently in his heart.

"What the hell is this?!"

System: "Isn't this a sunflower!"

Roja: "Nonsense, I'm not blind, of course I know it's a sunflower, so why does it have a funny face? Also, what's the use of it?"

System: "Isn't this normal? As for what it has..."

As he spoke, the mechanical sound of the system gradually became treacherous, get up.

System: "I have an instruction manual here, which records the usage of this funny-faced sunflower. It's not expensive. It only costs 1w Bailey. How about the host..."

"Ghost! Get out now! I don't want it, thank you, it doesn't matter, what's its use, I don't want to know, at worst, just plant him like a flower!"

Hearing that they wanted money again, Roja didn't get used to this profiteering system this time, so he refused to issue the letter without hesitation!Group> 9: 8! 0? 2: 0ュ5♀8: 5/6, by?Hair, suicide.

System: "Isn't it just 1w Bailey ~ The host really doesn't think about it?"

The system still persisted in persuading Roja, but Roja ignored him.

Just about to take a step, I stepped forward to take a closer look at the sunflowers.

But before he could take a step, Roja took his foot back and looked at Roger.

"Roger, go and see!"

"Ah! Okay, I'll go and have a look." Roger replied, and went up to check.

As for Roja, the system is still working tirelessly in his mind to persuade him.

System: "Host~Host!"

Seeing that Roja was still indifferent, the system still succumbed.

System: "Host, how about this! You buy this manual, and I'll give you the ability to master animal language, and... a pair of sunglasses, how about that? This is already the biggest concession!"

Hearing the words of the system, Roja was a little moved.

"Are you proficient in animal language? Does that mean you can understand Neptune's speech? Hohohoho, then you can hold a cup and say that you can understand the voice of all things."

After thinking about it, Roja felt that it was okay, so he coughed twice and said.

"Ahem! Since... you have given in to the system, fine! I'll buy it."

System: "(It's not easy to make some money) Okay! Host, then I will automatically absorb Bailey."