I'm a pirate, I'm Roger Fat

I'm a Pirate, I'm Roger Fa Xiao Author: Liu Lingxian

Introduction: Roja crossed into the world of pirates and became a little kid. He thought it would be enough to bind the system. At the age of 8, he punched three generals, and at the age of nine kicked four emperors. Unexpectedly, the system looked like a black-hearted rich man. It seems that if you don't have money, what a fart you are... Roja can only start a long journey to work.After Luo Ya was rescued by a middle-aged uncle, he worked as a waiter in his restaurant. He watched him come to the restaurant to eat and drink all day long, wearing a straw hat, smiling all day long, with black hair and no facial features. Scar, this guy must be Roger. . .

Chapter 1 Meeting Roger

"Hey, brother, this is your wine. Wait for the food, it will be ready soon, it will be ready soon."

Roja held a plate in one hand, and on the plate was a large wooden barrel cup filled with rum. He held the food in the other hand, and hurriedly served food and wine to the guests.

A week ago, Roja was just an ordinary earthling, working as a worker.After finally staying up until the weekend, I watched the finally updated One Piece anime in front of the computer. After watching it, it might be because it was too late, and I fell asleep.Who would have imagined that when he woke up, he would travel to the world of One Piece, lay on the shore for a whole day, and was rescued by an uncle who came back from fishing until evening.

The uncle's name is Haig. He is more than two meters tall and nearly three meters tall, with a cropped head, wearing a black turban, a boning knife hanging on each waist, and a body full of muscles.

Through the uncle, Roja knew that he had inexplicably traveled to the world of One Piece, and he had become an 8 or 9-year-old, and the place he was now was the famous hometown of One Piece, Rogge Town, and Uncle Haig was in the town. opened a restaurant.

In order to repay Uncle Haig's rescue and to find a place to stay, Roja lied to Haig that he had lost his memory and was homeless in a storm at sea, and hoped to work in his shop as a waiter.

Unexpectedly, Haig also agreed, and said that the clerks in his store had been absent from work for the past few days, and he was too busy alone, and there was a shortage of people.

In this way, Roja and Haig returned to the hotel, where they worked as waiters for a week.

At first, Roja was worried that he would not be able to adapt, but he didn't expect a week to pass.There is nothing that cannot be adapted.

While serving the guests, Roja stared at the system progress bar in his mind.

"99% of the system is activated..."

This progress bar appeared on the first day he came to the hotel. When he first saw it, he was ecstatic, knowing that his gold finger as a traveler had arrived, and then watched it go to 99% all at once, and then it got stuck. And then it got stuck until now, it's been a week, and that damned one percent has never been able to move.

Looking at the progress bar, Roja sighed, he really couldn't figure out how to make that damned one percent move, how to activate the system.

He took the tray with the other hand and shook his arm, because the large wooden barrel cup filled with rum weighed a few kilograms on the plate together, and his arm would naturally become numb after holding it for a long time.

Just as I was about to go back to the bar and put a few more glasses of wine on the plate, I suddenly saw a Bailey on the ground not far away. As a time traveler, as a 21st century youth who has received nine years of compulsory education, seeing someone drop money, of course it is- --Quickly walk over and step on it, then squat down and pretend to tie your shoelaces, even if there are no shoelaces, and then immediately pick it up and put it in your pocket when others are not paying attention.

A set of operations is smooth and smooth, and the moment Roja put Bailey in his pocket, a mechanical sound rang in his mind at the same time.

"It is detected that the host has the funds to activate the system, and it is being automatically absorbed---, the system is activated to 100%, the system activation is successful, welcome the host, and use the Wanjie card drawing system."

The voice suddenly sounded in his mind, Roja was startled at first, then reacted, almost jumped up with joy, finally activated, with the system, his life is safe in this strong pirate Only in the world can there be security.Thinking carefully about what the system said just now, "funds" and "absorbing"... I felt in my pocket, and sure enough, the 100 Baileys I picked up just now disappeared, and I couldn't help complaining.

"Good guy, I said why can't it be activated, it turns out that it needs to be recharged!!"

"Uncle Haig! I'm here to deliver the goods!"

Just when Roya was attracted by the system and even forgot to serve the guests, the wooden door of the restaurant was kicked open. A child who looked like 8 or 9 years old was wearing a straw hat and carrying a big dog. The wild boar carcass twice as big as him slowly walked into the restaurant.

Hearing the sound, Haig came out from the back kitchen. When he saw the person coming, he walked over, took the wild boar from him with one hand, and said with a smile.

"It's Roger, okay, let's put down the things first, and settle the accounts later, let's eat something first."

"Okay, I want a big bone stick, and give me a big glass of rum. (It's better for minors to drink less? (????))"

Roger grinned his white teeth and said with a smile.

"Okay, Roja, get Roger a glass of rum."

cried Haig.

But Roja accidentally bumped into a big man because he kept paying attention to the system in his mind, and spilled wine on him.

"Hey, are you blind, kid? Didn't you see my uncle here?"

After finishing speaking, he directly punched Roja in the face. Before Roja knew what was going on, he saw a fist appearing in front of him.

Before Haig could move, he saw Roger dodge and appear directly in front of Roja, blocking his fist with his hand.

It was only then that Roja came to his senses and quickly apologized.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Brother, I didn't mean to."

"Sorry, my clerk's negligence caused you trouble, how about I pay you another glass of wine, if you still want to do something, I can accompany you through two tricks."

Haig walked up to the big man slowly, holding a kitchen knife with onion foam in his hand, looked down at the big man from a high position, and said with a smile.

The big man looked at the nearly three-meter-high Haig and his kitchen knife, and felt a dull pain in his hand, swallowed, sat back on the chair, and said pretending to be tough.

"Okay, okay, I don't care about children, you can give me another cup."

Hearing what he said, Roja breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time noticed Roger who was already sitting on the bar.

"Roger... the uncle called him Roger just now, no? No way? Roger is so young? Oh no, young?"

Seeing that Roja was still in a daze, Haig quietly walked behind him, tapped his head with his fingers and said, "What are you thinking about, you are so fascinated."

"Oh, uncle, I didn't think about anything, I'm sorry, I caused you trouble." Roja felt the pain, touched the top of his head, and said.

"It's not a trouble, okay, don't think too much, hurry up and serve wine to the guests, by the way, first pour a glass for that boy Roger." Haig said, and then walked back to the kitchen with the wild boar on his shoulder.

……

Roja took a deep breath, and walked towards Roger with a glass of wine. He wanted to find out whether the Roger in front of him was the Roger in his impression, One Piece—Gol D. Roger, and if so, what exactly did he travel through? How many years have you been in Haiyuan? ?

"Your wine."

Roja put the wine in front of Roger and said.

"Exactly, I'm dying of thirst."

Roger directly picked up the wine glass and drank the wine in one breath.

Roja looked at the big wooden barrel cup whose rim was bigger than his face, and then at Roger... As expected of the future One Piece, he is so small and can hold so much alcohol.

"Your name is Roger? Thank you for helping me just now."

Roja said.

"You're welcome, and I don't want to see someone making trouble in Uncle Haig's shop." Roger said.

"Thank you anyway. My name is Roja. I came here as a waiter a week ago. Nice to meet you."

Roja poured a glass of wine for Roger again, and said.

Roger picked up the glass with a smile and said, "Hahahahaha, nice to meet you, my name is Gol D. Roger."

After listening to Roger's self-introduction, Roja got the affirmation of the answer in his heart, and couldn't help being startled, thinking to himself.

"Gol D Roger, I can't be wrong, this surname, the one in front of me looks like 8 or 9 years old, the kid is actually the future One Piece, how many years have I traveled to the sea???"

"Roger, how many years is Hai Yuanli now?" I thought I couldn't figure it out, so Roja asked while handing the big bone stick to Roger.

Roger took a big bite of meat and said vaguely.

"Now...it's 1454 in the lunar calendar."

In the year 1454 of the Haiyuan calendar, there are still 49 years before Lu Fei was born... When Roger surrendered himself and was executed in 1498 of the Haiyuan calendar, he was 53 years old at the time. If you do the math, he is now 9 years old. ....

Forget it doesn't matter when you travel to, now the main thing is to understand the function of the system, how to make yourself stronger, Roja thought to himself, just when he wanted to call the system in his mind, he heard Haig calling him.

"Roja, go and serve the food."

Roja looked up at the overcrowded restaurant, it was lunch time at noon, and sighed slightly.

"It seems that there is no time for the time being, let's work first, really! Everywhere is a worker-_-||."

Chapter 2 System Functions

Roger didn't leave after dinner, but stayed to help out. After Luo Ya asked Roger, he found out that Roger had worked in Uncle Haig's shop before, but he didn't know why he came these few days. Roger didn't come all day.

After working for a while, the lunch time passed, and the number of guests in the restaurant gradually decreased.It was only now that Roja had time to sit on a chair at the bar and take a rest. As soon as he sat down, he couldn't wait to evoke the Ten Thousand Worlds card drawing system in his mind.

"System, system."

"I am here."

"Huh? Why does it feel familiar? (?˙ー˙?)"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter, system, tell me what functions you have."

The cold mechanical sound of the system immediately sounded in his mind.

"Host, this system is called Myriad Realms Card Draw System. As the name implies, as long as the host uses money, he can draw cards from Myriad Realms. The cards drawn will be abilities, weapons, etc., because the host is in the world of One Piece, so the host uses Bailey can draw a card."

"Lottery? Good guy, when I played card games before, I was a non-chief. Now that I have traveled through time, even Goldfinger draws cards???" Roja couldn't help complaining in his heart, and at the same time, he also hoped that his previous non-chief physique will not be brought into this world.

For Roja, who was keen on playing card games before, he knew that there must be more than one card drawing mode for cards. There must be some high-level card draws and low-level card draws, and the explosion rate must be different, so Luo Ya Ya asked.

"How many Baileys are needed to draw cards, and how many ways are there to draw cards?"

Sure enough, the system's answer did not meet Roja's expectations.

"There are three types of card pools for drawing cards, namely [-], [-], and a million Baileys. The cards are divided into R cards, SR cards, and SSR cards. The probabilities of natural cards are different, and the probabilities are:

98 Belika pool: R card 1.98%, SR card 0.02%, SSR card [-]%

90 Belika pool: R card 9.8%, SR card 0.2%, SSR card [-]%

Million Belly card pool: R card 80%, SR card 18%, SSR card 2%”

"Does the host draw cards?" After the system introduced the card pool and the types of cards, it asked very politely.

The system explained it in great detail, and Roja understood it all at once, but right now Roja doesn't even have [-] Baileys, not even [-] Bailey.

"Draw a wool, draw...I don't even have a Bailey now!!!"

Besides, it is the year 1454 of the Haiyuan calendar, and Bailey now is worth more than the Bailey of Luffy's era. In this era, pirates with a bounty of over 9 million are the overlords of one party, and those with a bounty of over [-] million are fine. Known as a supernova, you must know that the future One Piece is only a [-]-year-old child.

Roja thought over and over again, there are two fastest ways to get money in Pirate World, one is to grab, if you have the guts and strength, go and grab the Tianlongren's heavenly gold, 50 billion Baileys , Enough to spend a few lifetimes.Ok!Roja secretly decided in his heart that when he becomes strong enough, he must grab the gold in the sky once.

The second method is to be a bounty hunter.

In this era, the rewards that can be offered are at least tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of Bailey's bounties.Uh... Pets don't count, but don't underestimate pets. Some pets are iron plates, fighting nine-figure battles with double-digit bounties.

But as far as these two methods are concerned, with Roja's nine-year-old appearance and his physique that makes his hands numb even holding a wooden barrel cup, he is undoubtedly sending him to death.

"By the way, are there any bounty hunters in this era? Well, if you just work in Uncle Haig's shop, you don't know how long it will take to save a million Berries. I'm afraid it will take forever, oh..."

Roja kept sighing in his heart, no matter before or after crossing, he was always worried about money.

But he also figured it out all at once.

"I don't go out to sea now, and I'm not in a hurry to become stronger, but since I've traveled through time, of course I won't just be willing to be an ordinary person. Of course I want to go out to sea for adventure, and I just met Roger, so I have to find a way to get along with him Relationship, so I can get on his boat in the future."

According to Roja's character, he is not an ambitious person, he will not want to be a captain to conquer the world (although it is really cool to be a captain), become a pirate king or overthrow the rule of the world government (although in the future He doesn't think much about it), but he will not be content to be ordinary. Now that he has crossed, he must explore the magic of the sea and take risks instead of staying in one place as a waiter for the rest of his life. If he is just content with the status quo, What's the difference between that and salted fish.And now that I know the future One Piece King Gol D Roger, obviously it will be very exciting to get on his ship and go on an adventure. After all, the adventure journey of the One Piece should not be boring, and the other party is the future One Piece, on his ship It should be relatively safe...

It was only later that Roja realized how ridiculous his thoughts were... Safe?safe ass...

Looking at the juice in the glass, Roja suddenly thought again, and asked casually, "System, isn't there any novice benefits, novice gift pack or something?"

"Yes, host." The system replied.

"Really, what is it?" Roja's eyes lit up, and he asked immediately.

"It is detected that the host has a novice treasure box. The content of the treasure box is--draw three types of card pools once for free, and whether the host has opened it."

The system didn't answer Roja's question directly, but directly asked Roja whether to open the treasure chest. Roja was ecstatic: "Good guy, there is such a good thing, open it, open it immediately."

"Okay, host, opening the novice treasure chest... The opening failed, and the props required to open the treasure chest are insufficient."

"????" Roja was full of doubts.

"What the hell, what's going on with the system, what is the lack of required props???" Roja asked suspiciously.

The system replied coldly: "The key is needed to open the treasure chest. The host does not have it. The host can buy the key. The price of the key is 1000 Baileys."

Gu Mo put on a black-clothed question mark face: "???, the novice treasure box also needs money, the system, you are too stupid."

The system replied solemnly.

"The host is wrong to say that. The novice treasure box does not require money. It is the key to open the treasure box that requires money, and the key is not part of the gift of the novice treasure box, so the host needs to buy it himself."

Roja was so angry by the system's coquettish operation that he had nothing to say.I didn't bother with it anymore, thinking about how to get the 1000 Baileys quickly.

"1000 Baileys... There is no way to get 1000 Baileys quickly now... How about borrowing from Uncle Haig? Let's say it is a salary advance... Well, it should be possible... right? No matter, that's it."

Roja thought about it for a while, and felt that the fastest way to get 1000 Baileys now is to ask Haig for it. He made up his mind, and when he was about to go to Haig, he heard Roger one step ahead of him and shouted loudly: " Uncle Haig, the shop is all gone."

Haig came out from the back kitchen, looked at the empty restaurant and the cleaned tables and chairs, smiled and said to Roja and Roger: "Thank you for your hard work today, Roger, Roja, I will treat you to a big meal later. "

After finishing speaking, he poured himself a glass of rum casually, and after drinking it in one gulp, he looked at Roger and said, "Roger, you only brought this little wild boar with you when you came back this time? You failed?"

Roger shook his head, showed his white teeth with a smile, and said excitedly: "No, I won, I defeated it, it's just a little big, I can't bring it back, please put it on the beach, please Grandpa Kurt to help me watch it , Uncle, don’t forget our agreement!!”