As a Yabo, I became a human body of Ultraman Ace

For example, games and sports, which are flourishing in modern society, are all classic cases of human beings transforming the violent factors in their bodies to various aspects.

Chapter 86 Yabo people: You will regret it!

It is precisely because violence is engraved in human genes that human beings have liked to watch fights since ancient times.

In order to watch the fights, the nobles in ancient Rome specially spent huge sums of money to build the famous Colosseum. Whenever they have free time, these nobles would bring their families to enjoy the gladiatorial fights.

Even in a modern society with a highly developed civilization, human beings also like to watch some fighting games.Especially the kind of hand-to-hand combat, which is full of primitive violent aesthetics, strongly stimulates the hidden violent factors in the human body, enough to make them crazy and confused.

The duel between beasts is also exciting. Yuan Xuexin has watched many videos of fierce beast duels in his previous life. The battle between ordinary beasts can make people so excited, let alone those who are tens of meters tall. The fight between big monsters is over.

At this moment, two heavyweight monsters, Red King and Hilbargon, are fighting each other with each other. It feels like a peak duel between two evenly matched players in the boxing ring, although the process of fighting It may not be as pretty as in sci-fi movies, but the fist-to-body fighting style still makes the audience hooked.

"It's really a fight between dragons and tigers!"

Yuan Xuexin was feasting on the barbecue while watching the battle with relish, with the cute and lovely Jie Dun in his arms.

The happiest thing in life is this!

As early as on the way to the lion-nosed tree sea, Yuan Xuexin specially prepared a lot of two-tailed monster meat in the car.

With Yuan Xuexin's current strength, the process of subduing Xierbagong is far from dangerous, so Yuan Xuexin treats this action of subduing monsters as a tourist.

So Yuan Xuexin traveled all the way to the mountains and rivers, and kissed me with Jie Dun's mother from time to time.After arriving at Shirpagon's site, he didn't show any nervousness. Instead, he set up a barbecue stall elegantly, planning to have an outdoor picnic.

"Give Jayden a taste of my craft today!"

Yuan Xuexin rolled the skewers by himself, and handed the freshly grilled barbecue to Niang Jie Dun in his arms.

In the past, Mrs. Jie Dun was in charge of cooking, and Yuan Xuexin was in charge of eating.But today it was uncharacteristically, Yuan Xuexin took the initiative to take over the task of cooking on her own, and Jie Dunniang only needed to be responsible for her beautiful appearance.

After all, Niang Jie Dun has now become Yuan Xuexin's lover, so of course his wife should be pampered.

However, the reason why Yuan Xuexin chose to make barbecue in the Rainbow Magic Realm this time is that in addition to satisfying his own appetite, he also intends to use barbecue to conquer Xierpagon's heart and make him go with him willingly.

As the saying goes, slapping a sweet date with a slap, for a simple monster like Xierbagong, blindly using violence may not necessarily make the opponent surrender.

What's more, Yuan Xuexin is not as unreasonable as his compatriots. Those monsters that are harmful to humans are fine. For monsters like Shirpagon that are completely harmless to humans, Yuan Xuexin hopes to be able to Create a bond with each other.

Just like how he was treating Jie Dun’s mother, when Yuan Xuexin bought her from the Jie Dun star, he didn’t really treat her as his own slave, but kept trying to form a bond with the other party. Some things were beyond Yuan Xuexin's original expectations, but everyone was happy.

When Yuan Xuexin was licking the skewers, his compatriots were not idle, they gathered together to enjoy the battle between the two power monsters, and commented from time to time.

"Forget about the skeleton monster Raider. Even if this guy transforms it into a super beast, it's a waste of resources. But this monster named Shirpagon, which is only in its infancy, can actually match the adult Raiden." King De is evenly matched. It looks like he was born to be a super beast."

"It is not only very powerful, but also proficient in space ability. It is really an excellent material."

"It's a pity that this guy's brain seems to be a bit insufficient, and his eyes still have some problems, but these are trivial things. After all, super beasts never need brains, let alone vision, except of course that idiot King Red."

"Yukishin Yuan, we order you to capture Shirpagon right now. And send it to another dimension. We are confident that we can transform it into a powerful super beast."

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"I have no objection to you transforming it into a super beast, but the premise is that its consciousness must be preserved."

After hearing the "order" from his compatriots, Yuan Xuexin immediately replied to them.

His words instantly aroused the anger of his compatriots.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Do you really understand super beasts?"

"This Hirpagon's IQ is so low, and you still let us retain its consciousness. Is there any problem with your brain?"

……

"I'm very clear-headed, so you don't need to worry about it."

Regarding the accusations of the resentment of the Yabo people, Yuan Yukinobu completely chose to ignore them.

"No one knows super beasts better than me, but Hirpagon is different. I want to have a bond with it."

Before Yuanyuki finished speaking, he was once again ridiculed by the resentment of the Yabo people.

"Yukishin Yuan, you are really confused. Don't forget your identity, you are a noble Awa people. How can Awa people have fetters with lowly monsters?"

"The fetters will only affect the speed at which we transform super beasts!"

Regarding the compatriots' views on bondage, Yuan Xuexin did not agree at all, and immediately couldn't help but refute.

"Do you know why you have never been Ace's opponents? Because you lack the fetters. It is because of the fetters that Ace will explode with amazing power in a desperate situation, and finally reverse the entire battle."

Yuan Xuexin didn't expect his compatriots to understand him when he said these things, he simply didn't want them to disturb him again, who knows that the focus of compatriots' attention is not on the so-called fetters at all.

"Asshole! Who do you think can't beat Ace?"

"The new mechanical Ace is about to be manufactured, and it will be the day of Ace's demise."

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"as predicted……"

Yuan Xuexin heaved a deep sigh.

As long as Ace's name is mentioned, his compatriots will instantly lose their minds and become bewildered people who can only repeat Ace's name.

"In any case, we are all experts in transforming super beasts. Xierbagong must be handed over to us, and we will transform it into a super beast without any emotions."

In the end, the grievances of the Yabo people issued an ultimatum to Yuan Yukinobu in an orderly tone.

Yuan Xuexin's answer is also very clear, that is verbal wow.

In the end, the grievances of the Yabo people could only throw down a sentence in a panic.

"Yuan Xuexin, you will regret it!"

Yuan Xuexin: ...

"Why does this sentence sound so familiar?"

Chapter 87: Super Beast Made You Use It Like This?

While Yuan Xuexin was chatting with his compatriots, the battle between Shirpagon and King Red also reached a fever pitch.

Since both sides in the war couldn't get rid of their short hands at this time, because these two monsters with not very smart minds thought of a way, that is to simply hit each other's head with their own heads to see whose head it is. hardest.

So the two big monsters smashed their heads on the other's head almost at the same time, completely using their own heads as hammers. With a loud sound, the battle of the "iron-headed baby" came to an end.

King Red, who had a small head, was at a disadvantage in the battle just now. It was knocked dizzy by Shirpagon's huge head, and couldn't help spinning around in place for a while.

Naturally, Xierbagong couldn't let go of this opportunity to beat the dog in the water. Seeing that King Reid was knocked dizzy by his head hammer just now, he quickly swung his powerful tail and slammed the dog hard. Tortured on King Red.

It's just that King Red belongs to the kind of monster with rough skin and thick flesh, and Hirpagon's tail attack can't cause any effective damage to the former.

Although Xierbagong's blow just now did not cause effective damage, King Red still felt that he had been humiliated, so he used his unique secret skill angrily.

King Red suddenly bent down, picked up a huge boulder on the ground, and then slammed it hard at Xierbagong not far away.

"How can King Red always pick up huge stones?"

Seeing this, Yuan Xuexin, who was watching the battle, couldn't help complaining to Jie Dunniang in her arms.

Could this be the innate skill of King Red?No matter where it is, there is always a huge stone to be found?

While Yuan Xuexin was speaking, the boulder thrown by King Red had hit Xierbagong accurately.

Hirbagon, who was hit by the stone, just scratched his head, and then began to imitate the movements of Mr. Red, looking around for stones that could be used for throwing.

It's a pity that its eyesight is not very good, and it can only see moving objects, so even if the stone is right in front of it, it can't touch it.

Hirpagon, who couldn't find the stone, suddenly became incompetent and furious again. First, he kept beating his chest with his short hands like a gorilla, and then rushed to King Red again. He intends to continue to fight hand-to-hand with the opponent.

Seeing that the stone he threw did not cause any harm to Xierbagong, even a monster with no brains like King Red couldn't help being surprised.

If King Red could speak at this time, he would definitely not be able to help but sigh like this.

"What kind of animal is this?"

You must know that when it was fighting with other monsters before, a stone fell down and the opponent could hardly move. However, after the monster Xierbagong ate his own big move, he rushed up again like a normal person. This made King Red, who was not in a normal mind, stunned.

However, King Red, as the famous reckless man in the Ultraman series, never knows what fear is.

Facing Xierbagong who rushed up, Red King was not afraid, on the contrary, he admired him a little bit.

"I like the character of this monster!"

"Why don't you become my little brother in the future!"

King Red secretly made up his mind that he would subdue this silly monster in front of him and become his little brother.

However, the law among monsters has always been that the strongest is king. If King Red wants to make Hirpagon recognize him as his younger brother, he must personally defeat Hirpagon.

In this way, the two reckless monsters wrestled together again. They fought from day to night, but there was still no winner.

Yuan Xuexin, who was full of food and drink, felt that the heat was almost ready, so he shouted at the two monsters who were still fighting.

"Hey, you two have been fighting for so long, don't you feel tired? If you want to eat, I have delicious barbecue here. These are the meat from the two-tailed monster. They taste very delicious. Do you want to try it?"

After Yuan Xuexin finished speaking, although the two naive monsters who were fighting couldn't understand what Yuan Xuexin was saying, they finally realized that they were hungry, so they temporarily stopped fighting and turned to He turned his gaze to the grilled meat that was exuding aroma on the ground.

In order to conquer Shirpagon's stomach, Yuan Xuexin let Chao Beast carry five fresh two-tailed monsters this time.

There are so many twin-tailed monsters, and Yuan Xuexin and Jie Dunniang must not be able to eat them all. In fact, they only eat a small part of them, and most of the rest are prepared for monsters and super beasts.

But since it's a barbecue for monsters, it doesn't need to be so delicate.There is no need for seasoning, no side dishes, or even cutting into pieces. Just put a whole two-tailed monster on the giant barbecue grill, and let the black pigeon super beast use the fire to roast it.

After continuous research, Yuan Xuexin finally discovered that in addition to fighting, super beasts have another role.

For example, the black pigeon is good at spraying flames, and its flames can easily roast the meat of the two-tailed monster.Another example is that Xuechaomon is good at creating blizzards, and it is most suitable for cooling Yuan Xuexin.

In the scorching summer, Yuan Xuexin was eating barbecue, drinking cold drinks, and holding Niang Jie Dun in his arms. Not to mention how refreshing this day is, even the emperor of the dark universe would not change it.

Although Yuan Xuexin's move aroused strong dissatisfaction from the compatriots, they all protested to Yuan Xuexin, asking, "Is the trump card in the super beast made for you to use it like this?"

However, Yuan Xuexin still chose to ignore the accusations of his compatriots. Can't I enjoy the fights I have fought all my life?Youdao is Black Pigeon’s Huoxue Super Beast’s Xue, and two super beast giants take turns serving me alone. This is really not a small blessing.

Since the meat of the two-tailed monster itself belongs to the top ingredients in the universe, even without seasonings and side dishes, it still exudes a strong aroma.

It doesn't matter if Xierbagong's eyes are defective, but King Red can clearly see that the meat of the two-tailed monster was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and the meat was sizzling with hot oil.

"Gudu!"

After the two monsters heard the fragrance, they couldn't help swallowing.

King Red sat on the ground unceremoniously, stretched out his short hand and tore off a large piece of roast meat.

Seeing this, Xierbagong on the side immediately learned, and planned to tear off a large piece of barbecue.But before its little hand touched the barbecue, it was stopped by the black pigeon on the side.

At this time, the black dove was like an old hen protecting its cubs, pecking Xierbagong's short hand with its sharp beak.

Xierbagong's arm was sore from being pecked, and he immediately withdrew his short hand with a groan, and could only look aggrievedly at King Red who was feasting on the side.

Chapter 88 Conquering Xierbagong

Xierbagong couldn't figure out why the strange bird wouldn't let him eat barbecue.Obviously that guy who looks like a corn cob is also eating barbecue, but why does that strange bird only target it as a monster?With Xierbagong's IQ, he couldn't tell that the black pigeon and Red King were actually in the same group. It only felt that the strange bird was deliberately targeting it.

Xierbagong wanted to grab the barbecue from the black pigeon, but it was not the black pigeon's opponent.

The black pigeon is worthy of being one of the big three super beasts. Although its size is not dominant when facing Hirpagon, its long sharp beak can still hurt the rough-skinned Hirpagon. I have to scream.

Seeing that Xierpagon couldn't eat barbecue, he could only squat aside aggrieved, silently wiping his saliva with his short hands, Yuan Xuexin couldn't help laughing.

So he walked slowly in front of Xierpagon, looked up at the huge monster in front of him, and said to Xierpagon with a smile on his face.

"Hilbargon, do you want to eat barbecue!"

Xierbagong looked at Yuan Xuexin with a confused face when he heard the words, he couldn't understand what Yuan Xuexin was saying.

However, Yuan Xuexin, as a Yabo person, is proficient in the common language of monsters, and immediately translated to Xierpagon what he just said.

Xierbagong nodded like a chicken pecking rice when he heard the words, and stared straight at the barbecue not far away.

Although it can't see anything, it can smell the aroma of barbecued meat.

"If you want to eat barbecue, you have to pay the price!" Yuan Xuexin smiled like a devil at the moment. "Silly monster Xierbagong, you can follow me from now on. I promise to provide you with endless barbecue and powerful opponents."

After listening to the conditions given by Yuan Xuexin, Xierpagon couldn't help but tilt his head.

"Really?"

"Of course it is true!" Yuan Xuexin replied with a serious face.