Landlord with umbrella but no knife

"what happened??"

"No one gave me an umbrella... The umbrella you gave me... was borrowed by a friend at noon, and I forgot to return it..." She smiled helplessly. Such a heavy rain could easily outline her figure hazy and awkward. Embarrassing, her skirt was all wet.

"You don't know how to take a taxi?? No matter how bad it is, call me to pick you up, go take a shower quickly, and catch yourself a cold..."

"Yes, I'm sorry...something happened, I forgot it for a while, it just came out like this..." Lin Yi's sweet smile was always so nervous and scared when she was alone with me, she noticed that I When she was about to come out, she lowered her head with a slight blushing, and walked into the bathroom in a hurry.

"Hey, Lin Yi, you didn't mean to get wet on purpose?" I yelled mockingly.

"I didn't..." Lin Yi blushed and defended softly.

After a few minutes, when my cream crab was steamed, Liu Yue came back, and she also looked a little embarrassed, "Oh my god, is there someone in the bathroom?"

"You didn't have an umbrella, and you got wet too? You can't go to my bathroom, Lin Yi is already taking a shower."

"I'll wait a little longer." Liu Yue stood at the door twisting her skirt, and smiled somewhat awkwardly, "The neighborhood is too big, and even the umbrella can't hold up just a few steps from the door to the house..."

Compared with Lin Yi, her figure is more restrained and seductive. Liu Yue is very calm and still maintains the elegance of the opening chapter. Her snow-white neck seems to never lower her head when she looks at me.

"Wait a ghost, you'll catch a cold again at that time, there's no need to be so reserved, go ahead, I'll fix it right away..." I frowned, I was too wary, and it was a kind of hypocrisy, saying The truth is that many rental houses share a bathroom.

"Then... well, let's borrow it." She still gave me a wary look, this woman.

I shook my head and started to arrange the plates. Considering their taste, they can’t just eat seafood. There is roast chicken in the oven, as well as lettuce and wormwood, cream crab, blue crab, as long as it is crab, it should be placed with loofah At the same time, this thing will absorb a lot of sweetness, and one bite will be full of crab soup. People like me who hate loofah will eat a few more pieces.

To me, Dong Xing Ban is not worthy of its reputation. Although the meat is fresh and tender, it is only suitable for making scallion oil, and the taste is too bland.

Deep-sea prawns have firm meat, but too much will dilute the taste and delicacy.

Squid, live squid lightly grilled and topped with a simple sauce.

Wild yellow croaker and pomfret, the wild yellow croaker is the most recognizable, the domestic large yellow croaker has an extremely uncomfortable earthy smell, but the wild one does not, the soup is fresh and sweet, and there are yellow croakers that are more expensive than yellow croaker meat Ointment, but the taste of this thing is so unacceptable to me.

Others are relatively common. There is no hairtail that I love most in this season. Only the deep-sea hairtail in the deep winter and the twelfth lunar month will be fresh, fat and beautiful. The best meat quality of deep-sea fish is basically in deep winter. , probably because I haven’t exercised much and stayed at home for a long time, and I have a lot of meat.

To be honest, I don’t eat sea cucumbers and sea urchins very much, and so do conch, but there are several kinds of large snail meat, and the shape and appearance are more interesting than other tastes.

Probably also Qianqu's idea, Qi Feng also gave me a piece of dried cuttlefish, fried cuttlefish with small ribs and dried vegetables... This is definitely a classic among the classics, the crispy roasted small ribs, the extremely rich taste of dried cuttlefish , relying on the sea to eat the sea to the extreme.

A table full of dishes, although they are all relatively simple cooking methods, but cooking consumes a lot of energy. If you want a refined life, you have to work hard on the sense of ritual. This set of tableware is still mine I choose it myself, the chopsticks have to match, and the teacup needs to be exquisite... These are definitely not intentional to capture the heart of a certain woman. I like to work hard on unimportant details, which is not a good habit.

Lin Yi washed in the bathroom for more than half an hour, and Liu Yue came out, she was still washing, to be reasonable, the bathroom in my room has a bathtub, but Lin Yi's bathroom does not have a bathtub.

"Liu Yue, go ask them to eat. I've worked so hard to lose a table, and I'm sweating from turning on the air conditioner. It's so fucking hot. Respect the fruits of other people's labor, and go." I wiped Sweating, I leaned on the chair and watched Liu Yue wearing a nightgown and a thin coat. Her back was swaying slowly in my eyes, like a fish that I couldn't catch temporarily.

"Good... Thank you for your hard work..." Of course Liu Yue can feel my intentions, but the purpose of making such a table of dishes is not to show how good I am and how good I am at cooking, but to create a kind of romance. Yes, an atmosphere that makes it difficult for them to escape.

When Ye Shuang came out, she still wore the same outfit I went to the supermarket with, and specially put on gray silk...

Seeing the dishes on this table, Ye Shuang was so uneducated over there that she kept saying that I was so good. If Liu Yue wasn't there, this woman would throw herself into my arms again and express her feelings. like.

"Lin Yi, why don't you still wash it? Come out quickly, you won't be poisoned by water vapor, will you?"

"No, no, it's coming soon!" Lin Yi pushed open the door...

"Hey...do you need it? After taking a shower..." Ye Shuang picked up the chopsticks and saw Lin Yi froze. Lin Yi put on her makeup again in the bathroom, and changed into a pink dress that was very similar to her neighbor's. She also wears a very retro bow hair clip... To be fair, this seems to be a girl from the neon vapor wave era, but her bow looks like a gift ribbon that she wants to wrap herself for me.

"Because... because I look bad, I got up early today and didn't sleep much at noon, so I don't want you to see my dark face, okay..." Lin Yi smiled sweetly, pretending to be kind.

Ye Shuang's eyes became sharp all of a sudden.

Chapter 19 Are you teaching me how to do things? (2/)

"Move the chopsticks, move the chopsticks, I won't talk nonsense, I can't wait to try my own craft."

"Well... Thank you very much, Jiang Yue, the dinner is indeed very rich. I have never eaten such a table of seafood since I grew up?" Lin Yi is not exaggerating. She is from an inland area, so seafood is definitely not good. many.

"It's good. After a hard day's work, when I get home, I still have..." Liu Yue was as polite as ever.

"Ahem, I want to announce something very important! Everyone look at me!" Ye Shuang blinked her eyes, as if making up her mind quickly, I saw her eagerness and the look in her eyes that wanted to kill Lin Yi The attitude knows that the situation is not right.

It's not that I haven't thought about this kind of scene. To be reasonable, Ye Shuang's character is like this. It's hard for her to hide her emotions and secretly like... this shallow and stupid woman.

"What's the matter, Ye Shuang?" Lin Yi pretended not to understand, but Liu Yue's eyes... had already understood seven or eight points, and her smile paused for a moment, and she looked clear.

Ye Shuang stepped briskly on the floor, almost tiptoeing to my side, as if walking in her own jungle, hooked my neck from behind me.

"Everyone, classmate Jiang and I are dating now~ I wanted to hide it, but I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to hide it. Rather than being discovered by you, it's better to explain it earlier. I'm his girlfriend now, although... Very fast, but I like him very much." Ye Shuang can always give me some surprises that I expected, the lover directly beats the girlfriend?

Really have your Ye Shuang.

I can probably guess her mental journey. Her fingertips made small movements on my neck. She probably sensed that Lin Yi had some thoughts about me, no, she had a lot of thoughts. After all, I said this morning, Lin Yi She took the initiative to ask to be my lover, and Ye Shuang's combination of reality is really perfect. She wants to protect Lin Yi, and she calls it protection, is it true?

What she was thinking in her mind was to make Lin Yi retreat and tell her that I, Ye Shuang, came first, even if you were a lover, there was no way, and I didn't want to give you soup.

Of course, I also made use of the problem.

"...Ah...Ye Shuang? Don't you have a boyfriend? In that band??" Lin Yi asked in a pretentious manner.

"What are you pretending to be, Smelly Lin Yi, you clearly know that bastard owed money and ran away, and Jiang Yue paid it for me in advance... Your bastard should have told you already, right??? Huh!" Ye Shuang was annoyed You tore your face, you don't want to save face with Lin Yi at all, see what you are protecting? ?

"I really don't know... I rarely read the messages he sent me..." Lin Yi still smiled so sweetly, her ignorant and innocent eyes clearly reflected Ye Shuang's haste and complacency.

I know that Ye Shuang is betting that I dare not expose her and tell the truth in front of Liu Yue and Lin Yi, because all of Ye Shuang's self-esteem and pride will quickly collapse in front of Liu Yue and Lin Yi. , I can't lift my head at all.

But to be reasonable, Lin Yi?She herself is smudged and full of flaws, with bows wobbling innocently.

As for Liu Yue, after hearing Ye Shuang's words, she must have decided on me.

No matter whether Ye Shuang says it's for money or not, but... she will definitely think it is.

In Liu Yue's eyes, I have no image at all, and to Lin Yi, my image is no longer important.

Give Ye Shuang some face?

No, no, I'm too used to her. I just want to acquiesce or admit that she is my girlfriend. At that time, she will be justified. Even if I am joking, even if I just push the boat along the way, after that, it will be difficult for me to get rid of it. Her fantasies, I was almost tempted by this woman's subtle laziness in the afternoon, and I wanted to plunge into them all at once, but now I absolutely can't, just let it go.

"Ye Shuang, when did I say that you are my girlfriend? I just borrowed 5 yuan from you to let you be my little lover for two months. Why did you start calling a deer a horse and overstepping it?" ?Meaning lover is equal to girlfriend?

I didn't want to say this in front of them, but you taught me how to do things? "My eyes were indifferent and selfish, and I quickly restrained my smile.

Ye Shuang stared at me with wide eyes, Lin Yi couldn't help but cover her mouth, pretending to be shocked, but actually she was about to snicker, Liu Yue was sitting upright, looking at me even more uneasy.

Ye Shuang blushed with embarrassment, she almost strangled me to death.

He opened his mouth and couldn't say a word for a long time.

"No way, sister Ye Shuang?? You...you are the lover of classmate Jiang Yue? 5 yuan? Hey? No wonder you paid it off so quickly? Why... Didn't you just say you were a girlfriend? Or I didn't hear clearly Huh??" Lin Yi covered her mouth pretending to be surprised.

She began to spare no effort to be eccentric.

Ye Shuang gritted her teeth and stared at Lin Yi, "Lin!!! Yi!"

"Don't pretend to be Lin Yi. Who asked me to take care of you in the morning?? Who took the initiative to say that your boyfriend's family won't give you money for his postgraduate entrance examination? He asked you to help me, let me take care of you, and then use the money I raised you to give to your boyfriend. My friend rented a room? You shouldn’t have forgotten it, right? Don’t think how clean you are, Lin Yi, you are worse than Ye Shuang. Ye Shuang was the one I offered to take care of you, and you were sent to my door…”

I didn't hesitate, I didn't have the slightest psychological burden, and I didn't feel guilty at all. It was just telling the truth. Why don't I tell the truth?

Now that the face is torn, what is the worst ending? ?Everyone is moving out, I'll look for it at worst, not to mention, they will move out?

"Okay Lin Yi, what are you still talking about me? Look at yourself? Ah? Asking for a babysitter, wow, I've never heard of such a request. How can there be such a shameless woman? You still blame me ?”

Chapter 1 The only normal person, Liu Yue? ([-]/)

Ye Shuang instantly forgot that she was kicked off the table by me just now, and her hostile target became Lin Yi who had the same interests as her.

"What qualifications do you have to say about me? Everyone is not the same? Take the initiative to support and passively support? What's the difference? I've become a bitch, why do I still want to set up a memorial archway? I don't know who will lose face first? "Lin Yi Still quite restrained and maintaining his sweet and creamy tone, there is no submissiveness when he was alone with me before.

"Okay, Lin Yi, I'm still doing it for you... I also told Jiang Yue not to attack you, and I thought that you definitely wouldn't. I'm just going to perish by myself... Why didn't I see you doing this before?" Women are so disgusting? So annoying??"

"Huh? You told him not to attack me? Sinking?? Is there a way to sink like you? The rent is free and I got a new mobile phone and took 5 yuan. I feel like a spring breeze, and my eyes are full of unbearable peach blossoms." , sinking? Are you afraid that you really feel that you are in a relationship? You want to monopolize the benefits? What are you fantasizing about self-righteously? Stupid woman?

Just allow you to use that damn runaway boyfriend to gain sympathy?Can't let me have a good life? Lin Yi also widened his eyes, looking at Ye Shuang without fear.

"Why are you gnashing your teeth? You are a person with vested interests, and you still look at me? I'm not ashamed to let you poke my spine. I didn't say anything about you..." Lin Yi looked at Ye Shuang's condescending attitude With angry eyes, He also began to gnash his teeth to refute.

Pulling one faction against another faction, mobilizing lovers to fight lovers, causing ordinary people to fall into consumption traps that can be seen with the eyes because of the same interest demands, let them compete with each other, and turn normal rational people into emotional mobs, Let the unity between them because of the same original interest demands break down on its own.

This is definitely not me. I did this just for fun and to rebel. I have told Ye Shuang many times that I am just a lover, not a girlfriend. I cannot protect her innocent future, but she still wants to kidnap her. my emotions.

I watched their performance with great interest.

"Are you alright? Isn't it shameful?? Can't you see it? Jiang Yue treats you as a way of entertainment? Who will see the joke after arguing? Ye Shuang?? Lin Yi?? I understand your feelings , from the first day I came here, I can feel your envy for this kind of life, Ye Shuang was taken advantage of, why don't you think about it, why Jiang Yue can know so accurately that your boyfriend has run away ?

As for Lin Yi, needless to say, Jiang Yue must have sent you to work today, otherwise you would not have the chance to be alone.

What is he building?knitting what?Still can't see it?He dared to lift the table so blatantly, and branded you as lovers, just because he wanted Tongquechun to lock Erqiao up, to fill you with a sense of immorality, to deprive you of your independent emotions, to objectify you all, and to become one word A lover who conceals it.

There is no law that will protect the mistress?No matter how you are adopted, the culprit is Jiang Yue. Can you be sober?As I said before, the three of us must not give Jiang Yueke an opportunity. We are just tenants living here.

In this kind of life, we are temporarily living under the eaves. In a day, you are so bewitched by him? "Liu Yue stared at me, her eyes seemed to be full of rationality and speculation, haha, this woman is much smarter than I imagined.

I smiled and looked at the thick soup on the table, it was a little cold, and the grease formed a thin layer alone, locking in the heat.

"Okay, okay, I heard what Liu Yue said. I'm not worth arguing for me. It's not good to be my lover, and it's meaningless. I'm fickle and ungrateful, and I don't have any advantages. So, eat well, give up those unrealistic fantasies, and listen to Liu Yue."

"Sister Liu Yue's boyfriend has a good job, and her own salary is also high. Her life is smooth sailing. Of course, she doesn't eat minced meat. I don't want to go back to the cramped room of ten or twenty square meters. In order to save some money, I think How to grab coupons to buy cheap clothes and cosmetics.

I know Jiang Yue, you are... dissatisfied in your heart, it's not that Ye Shuang jumped out out of nowhere and announced here self-righteously that she is your girlfriend, and the things at night will not be so difficult to end, she is always so outspoken , Self-confessed, always feel that she has helped others, this ridiculous hypocritical kindness is the culprit.

I was raised by Jiang Yue voluntarily, Sister Liu Yue, to be honest, Jiang Yue didn't touch me much, I know what you are worried about, but I wanted to be abandoned from the beginning, a girl like me, originally There is only a little bit of beauty, isn't Ye Shuang the same?nowhere to go?From the moment I moved in and saw Jiang Yue, I knew that I could have what I am now... As a result, I am already very happy. "Lin Yi also spoke for me, and smiled pitifully at Liu Yue.

"I really want to say that I respect your choice, but you can clearly rely on your own efforts..."

"I have worked hard, Sister Liu Yue, I have tried hard, how many times have I failed, I don't want to rely on my beauty, my talent is so little? I study, I test my certificates, and in the end it's a mess, my boyfriend is still confused, you know How miserable am I living?"

"There are many people worse than you? Are they all willing to be taken care of?"

"They are not eligible to be adopted! Tens of thousands are worth a finger, I..."

"Okay, don't talk about it, your mind is completely festered. Even if I don't have you as a friend, I have done my best, but I still have to say, if you are short of money, I have savings, and I can lend you."

"Liu Yue, don't you understand? She wants to eat for free..." Ye Shuang put her hips on her hips, mockingly looking at Lin Yi who blew herself up.

"What about you?" Liu Yue sighed helplessly, "I'm different, okay, this guy Jiang Yue has a different heart, he likes me so much, and I really like him, and it's not because of those stinky money and If he is together, I will work hard to pay him back~!" Ye Shuang was so overconfident at this moment.

"I thought about it. Although what he said just now was indeed too much, I can feel it. He likes me."

"How can you paralyze yourself so much?? Jiang Yue is like this...you still want to..." Liu Yue was a little speechless.

At the dinner table of all madmen, normal people do appear more distorted.

Chapter 21 June, coming soon? (2/)

"Let's eat, I worked hard all afternoon, I really want you to taste it, instead of listening to you criticizing each other here, I have said it all, I am not a thing, I am a bastard, I am the initiator, I am the culprit The culprit, I did it, all the bad things I did..."

"But my ex-boyfriend is a poisonous dog, how can his bastard affairs be blamed on you?" Ye Shuang grabbed my hand.

"Jiang Yue... I think you are very good... Although your mouth is sometimes very poisonous and bad, but... you always think of me."

"Hey Lin Yi, can you stop being so sentimental?" Ye Shuang and Lin Yi started staring again.

I was quite helpless, so I could only hug Ye Shuang and whisper in her ear, "Be obedient, sit down, and eat obediently, okay?"

She was just smiling, waved her small fist at Lin Yi as if showing off, raised her neck, and looked around. Jiang Yue paid more attention to my expression, and returned to her seat happily.

She still cares about me just now

"Sorry, I'm not in a good mood. Although this meal is very rich, I can't eat it. I just think how can you fall so low?" Liu Yue frowned and put down her chopsticks.

Yes, they are all defending me, and they are very wrong to put themselves in my position to defend me. Obviously, I only gave them a little money that seems insignificant, but they all think that I am very good.

Of course, after all, I don't play hypocrisy, at least half of my kindness is true, and my unreasonable thoughts are not too much, nor too much, and I have made it clear that what I want is not love, but play on the spot.

From an objective point of view, I did give money and love, and they also have their own independent space.

Subjectively speaking, Lin Yi is convinced of Ye Shuang's innocence. I looked at her somewhat gloomy and unwilling eyes. Of course, her unwillingness was not because of being criticized by Liu Yue, but because Ye Shuang was obviously more favored by me...

Don't worry, I will start a fire, Ye Shuang can't be the only one, she thinks she can eat me, she is not afraid of my words at all now, and I can't say anything too cruel, only action.

Liu Yue returned to the room without stopping for a moment.

"I'd rather eat a more ordinary takeaway by myself than eat such a table full of pompous hypocrisy. You can degenerate as much as you want. After one month, I hope Mr. Jiang will return the deposit to me. I seem to be in the way here."

But at least she didn't say she was going to move out immediately...I still have a month...for her to feel my all-pervasive kindness...?

she closed the door...

"Liu Yue is really, such a delicious crab leg, it's okay Jiang Yue, I will eat it well, Lin Yi, hurry up and move."

"You don't need to talk about this kind of thing." Lin Yi gave Ye Shuang an angry look.

"Is this right? The previous sweetness was a bit too hypocritical. You guys eat first. I'll go talk to Liu Yue."