Sorry, I'm the behind-the-scenes boss passing by

But then the chief thought very sadly, there is really no one who can cure this guy... Forget it, just leave this guy alone and let him go.

"This person, be a little more careful. Be careful not to monitor too much." After thinking about it, the director still gave the order to his subordinates, just keep basic attention, so as not to damage his own manpower.

Although the subordinate is a bit puzzled that his boss seems to be a little different from usual, but as a subordinate, he should not question his boss, so Wei Wei pays tribute to the director and exits the office.

"This guy isn't dead yet...huh."

After the subordinate left, the director snorted coldly and returned to work, ignoring the existence of Tian Hai.

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PS: I don’t know anything about the Sixteen vs. One War... If there are bugs, please ignore them. Isn’t it normal that there are differences in this world? (cover face)

Act.2 Instead of being a shit stirrer, I started to be a landlord

At the intersection, Aizen talked with an Italian girl in fluent Italian.

"Hi, may I ask how to get to Aixinde Street? I'm a traveler here, and I'm going there now, but I don't know how to get there, and I'm struggling now. If you can help, miss, that would be great All right."

Showing a warm smile like a friendly and friendly big brother next door, Aizen's close-fitting and warm masculinity that can completely capture a young girl in Huaichun perfectly embodies what is called a handsome guy knows no borders.At the beginning, it was this good skin that captured the Huaichun girl, Hina Taosen—now the girl who was asked for directions was obviously a little flustered, Nakagami's cheeks were dyed a bright red, and it seemed that she had entered the deer The state of bumping.After stammering and pointing Lan Ran in a direction, telling Tian Hai and Lan Ran the route to their destination, the girl who didn't know her name blushed and ran away.

"Hey, it's really rare to see such an innocent girl, especially in foreign countries? Ai Ran, you have the capital to abduct little girls, tsk tsk." Tianhai looked at Ai Ran and watched the innocent Italian girl clutching her flushed face. Face quickly ran away, mocking without malice.However, Aizen wiped his glasses seriously, and said to himself: "Although I don't know what Aizen thought before, but now I think it would be better to pay attention to human emotions? "

Tianhai was taken aback when he heard the words, then smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "Then you should work hard, I am looking forward to...the day when you find the 'future'."

"Thank you."

Aizen thanked her, put aside the topic, and continued to follow the route pointed out by the girl. As for the map?It has already been imprinted in his mind, so there is no need to look at the broken map that Tianhai fished out from the roadside stall.Tianhai picked up his luggage with a smile, and easily followed Lan Ran. The cynical him now seemed to have a gentle feeling like jade.

"But do we count as cohabitation if we live in the same house? Damn, I want to buy another one!" However, the words that came out of his mouth in the next second instantly destroyed this feeling...

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Along the way, Tianhai and his companions chatted nonsense, from the lunar war to the X-Men, and from the relationship between Optimus Prime and Megatron to the relationship between Dio and Jonathan Joestar, and occasionally interspersed with some worlds The cheating things, such as so-and-so’s daughter being abducted by a wild man, such as what kind of male behavior has harmed someone, etc. Aizen occasionally interjected, and it took about two 10 minutes to reach the destination.

The target was a very ordinary apartment. Although the overall wall paint was a little mottled, it still looked very beautiful.Tianhai bought this house at a very low price through his friends (after all, the war has just ended), and now he is the owner of this house.

As soon as he entered the door, Tianhai threw himself into the big sofa in the center of the living room, squinted his face happily, completely lost the self-consciousness of being a ghost-hating character who once messed up the world, and instead looked like a dead house Lie on the sofa and don't want to move.

Aizen naturally ignored his captain's sporadic convulsions like a split personality, took out a small dark cube from his pocket, injected spiritual power into it, and then a pile of his own daily necessities appeared on the ground out of thin air superior.If other ordinary people saw this scene, they would probably be shocked.But the two here are not normal guys, this dark square is the space prop made by Aizen himself.

Also, don't feel disobedient to Aizen taking out a lot of pots and pans, even if the boss has no subordinates, he has to cook by himself like a housewife!

Tianhai went crazy for a while, and suddenly raised his face from the sofa sadly, looked at Aizen who was busy with dead fish eyes, and complained:

"Really, Aizen, why can't you become a girl? I suddenly feel that it is a very delicate thing to 'cohabit' with an adult man, bastard... Hurry up and become a cute girl!"

"Sorry Captain! I don't want to do that!"

Hearing what his team leader said, Lan Ran immediately realized that Tian Hai's mental illness seemed to be serious again. It was so serious that he needed a special treatment for his head, which was to shoot a bullet and turn it around 360 degrees!To cure a disease requires not only taking medicine, but also rehabilitation and exercise, right?

Seeing the unbearable and terrifying smile on Aizen's face, even during the convulsion, Tianhai was still in a cold sweat...

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Without running around in the world, Tianhai, who has no goals in life, becomes extremely leisurely.

This apartment is still very big, with many rooms, even if Tianhai and Lanran live there, it still looks very deserted.After being unemployed for a few days, Tianhai posted a rental notice on the door of his apartment.

Aizen felt a little strange about this. Could it be that the captain's convulsion period has not passed yet?They are not ordinary people, and they are not short of money. Recruiting tenants is really superfluous. On the contrary, they may reveal their secrets, which is really harmful and not beneficial.What Tianhai meant by this was: he needs to wait for someone, someone who will come here.

Hai Tianhai, as a traverser, has a special power called "magnetic field rotation".This is a kind of world from the Hong Kong comic "Sea Tiger-War God" that can be used to read other people's thoughts, repair and reorganize cells, distort the magnetic field, and after reaching the highest level, it can blast stars with one punch, tear space, and create life. , the ability that can be called panacea across time (although this ability is always used to fight! Fight! Fight!).And with a variety of corresponding martial arts, the flavor is even better, it is simply a BUG.

And there is a martial art called "Huang Ji Jing Shi", which can give users a kind of ability to sense the heavens and humans. To put it simply, it can have special abilities like predicting the future.Although the defect is not small, the timing is not effective, and it is not possible to accurately predict that it is equivalent to the existence of a super sixth sense, but Tianhai still relies on it to overcome many difficulties, so this time, he also decided to Trust your feelings.

But after a few months, Tianhai was already on the verge of being idle, but no one came to this place.

Thinking about it, I know that it is a bit exaggerated to say that there are ten rooms and nine empty spaces after the war, but it is definitely not like the population explosion in later generations. How can any local people come to rent this kind of place.If there is anyone who wants to rent a house, it can only be a traveler here. The problem is that the war has just ended, and ordinary people who have the leisure and courage to rent a house in this remote and prosperous place?

Excluding ordinary people, except for those "different people", that is, people who have extraordinary power in this world, who else meets the above conditions?

This rental notice is simply specially prepared for these people.

Having said that, Tianhai has indeed been waiting for a long time. He simply put his heart down and did his own thing wholeheartedly, instead of waiting for someone to arrive all day long like before. He is a very patient person. A lonely person is just curious about a feeling he has never had before.As for Aizen?This guy has long been studying spiritual arts and magic on his own, and he can't shake Tianhai, who is about to go out of business, living a fulfilling life.

However, as if he wanted to play a joke with Tianhai, before he had been serious for a few days, someone rang the doorbell of the apartment...

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PS: The second male way, from the Hong Kong manga "Sea Tiger", is known as the most disgusting second male way in the universe and the lower limit of martial arts. Interested students can Baidu by themselves.Shiliu won't say it here... Oh, yes, the second male way is just the imitation object of the legendary [Ultimate Insult]...

PS2: Several realms of magnetic field rotation:

Current pushes → magnetic field turns

25 horses - breaking star realm

In Hai Huzhong's explanation, starting from here, the strong will explode their natal stars, and will no longer be bound by fate (from the perspective of the plot, this is a lie).

50 horses - the realm of anti-gravity

Those who have reached this level will no longer be bound by gravity, and can float in the air without using any force. For those who have reached this level, long-term survival in the universe is no longer a problem.

75 horses - the realm of atom splitting

At this time, the owner of the power can already change the atomic composition of matter at will, even turning rock into air can be easily done.

97 horses - the state before the final

Super qualitative change, more than 97 horses and hundreds of horses are different concepts, and it also allows power holders to have tickets to the "strongest" qualification

99 horses - the ultimate realm

Only at this level can there be the foundation for the strongest competition. Those who can reach this level are all talented, determined, and hardworking.

100 million horses - self-destruction realm

The limit that human beings can reach, as the name suggests, the magnetic field rotates beyond the limit and even one's own cells will be destroyed by this force. After using it, there is only a 97% chance of survival, and the force will drop to [-] horses, but it can be said that those who are in it will die. Of course, it is also very likely to evolve into death with the enemy.

Act.3 You two dogs and girls are actually showing affection in front of this old man?

Full title: Act.3 You dog and girl are actually showing affection in front of this old man?Wait... girls? !

The doorbell of the apartment was rang, and the ding dong ding dong rang rhythmically, which surprised Tianhai who was practicing three-pointedly and seven-pointedly curiously interrupted his practice, from the sofa (yes, this guy is always on the sofa) Too lazy to move) got up, tidied up the extremely plain casual clothes on his body, and went to the door with some fried hair to open the door.

Pushing open the well-maintained wooden gate before Tian Hai came, the person who appeared in front of him surprised and entertained Tian Hai.

Those were two women.

The leader is a tall and slender figure, with exquisite silver hair that grows to the waist like a real precious metal handicraft, tied into a ponytail hastily with a hair rope behind his head, his face is as delicate as a picture, and his green pupils are shining A woman with a lively brilliance, a proud look that does not appear arrogant, but instead gives people a sense of what should be taken for granted.

She held another woman's hand, not the normal way of holding hands between girls, but clasping fingers tightly like lovers.

Under normal circumstances, ordinary people would undoubtedly be oppressed by her prominent presence for a person with outstanding temperament like her and as cold and arrogant as the bright moon in the sky.But even with the queen-like temperament of the silver-haired woman, she couldn't completely overwhelm the woman who was holding her hand.

Flax-colored shoulder-length hair, delicate eyebrows and eyes, cherry-like red lips with a gentle smile on the corners of the lips, as if condensing a bay of spring water.Compared with the silver-haired woman, she is much shorter, but her figure is better.Seeing Tianhai staring at her, she narrowed her blue eyes, showing a beautiful smile, and nodded to Tianhai, but did not speak, but gave the right to speak to the silver-haired woman who was holding her hand.

Her Madonna-like demeanor unexpectedly did not conflict with the silver-haired woman's haughty and fierce demeanor, but unexpectedly harmonious.

Tianhai was observing the two of them, and they were also observing Tianhai.

The silver-haired woman frowned, this man...is very strange!

This is a very tall man, even a head taller than her tall figure.The long hair in the black shawl is messy, like a cat with fried hair, but it looks like a lion's mane on this man, with a calm and majestic aura.

Although he was looking at the two of them very carefully, his eyes were very clear, and he simply admired the beauty of the two of them, unlike some men who looked at her with the look of wanting to take off her clothes. Disgusting gaze.This made her feel a little better, at least he seemed to be a very upright person, and she didn't need to give him a "good look" like she did to those men who had seen them so much.

That was not a pleasant experience.

And he has a kind of...how should I put it?It should be said that when you see green grass, you can think of vigorous life, and when you see the boundless and vast sea, you will feel a sense of relaxation like an open mind.

This comforting temperament made her slightly let go of the magic she had prepared. Although her vigilance still existed, she was no longer full of pure hostility.She was here to travel, not to kill, and a sensible landlord would save her troubles.

No need to ruin a rare moment of fun with yourself and her.

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Beauty~ Tianhai rubbed his chin, there are still two oversized beauties, which is a bit interesting.The beautiful girls who can still run around these days have two hands, at least not as weak as they look.

Moreover, Tianhai took a quick look at the normal-looking jewelry on the two of them, and he saw their true colors - those were actually magical spiritual outfits, practical props used by magicians in this world to protect themselves against enemies.And judging from his many years of sabotage experience, they are not those common things.

Among the two, the flaxen-haired woman had the most spiritual outfits.But looking at her posture dominated by silver-haired women, it doesn't seem like she is stronger, and silver-haired women should pay more attention to protecting her.

Although there are many things to observe and think about, in fact, only a short period of time has passed.Tianhai smiled at the two of them, "Do you want to rent a house? My room here is still very big—if you don't mind living in an apartment with other people."

He had already seen the rental notice that had been peeled off from the silver-haired woman's hand.

The silver-haired woman nodded, this point was clearly written on the notice.The two of them are not ordinary people. Even their seemingly weak companions have the strength to easily knock down several grown men.As a magician, she doesn't care about living with other people, as long as her personal room remains private.

Then Tianhai took the two of them to visit his apartment. I have to say that the decoration of his apartment is rare and excellent. Every room is big enough and comfortable to live in.The silver-haired woman felt quite satisfied after reading it, and after discussing with her girlfriend (?) the flaxen-haired woman, she decisively knocked on the board and settled the matter.

"Don't know your names yet?" Tianhai easily helped them carry their luggage to the room they wanted, and they would finish the rest by themselves, and they only needed one room.With Tianhai's sharp eyes, he had already seen that the relationship between the two of them was not ordinary friends, it was probably either Lily or Lace, and he even told them that the room was soundproof.

"My name is Edward Alexander." Edward, also the silver-haired woman, said, and then looked at her companion, "This is my girlfriend, Joanne Infantia." Obviously Edward didn't care about showing his difference Yu Youyi directly said to Tianhai, "This is my girlfriend, you boy noticed me, if you dare to reach out, I will chop you up."

At least that's what he saw in the murderous eyes of the other party...

Joanne blushed a little, and was a little shy to Edward's blunt statement that she was her girlfriend, but she didn't refute, but slightly bowed to Tianhai, "Mr. Bai, hello, I'm Joanne. Please take care of me."

"Just call me Tianhai." Tianhai's face remained motionless, and he overturned a coffee table silently in his heart.

Go to Aleister in Nima, this is Aleister!

Tianhai, who has been in this world for decades, is worried about the future of this world for the first time.

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PS: Edward Alexander, the big bald head in the catalog of forbidden books of magic is also the name of Aleister when she was a magician...Of course, she is just a girl here.

PS2: Who told you that lilies can't give birth?This is the power of magic, you weakling!

Act.4 Should I say a pair of lilies...

Ever since, Edward (Aleister) and Joanne have lived here.

Although there are two more eye-catching beauties, the life in the apartment at No. 173 Aixinde Street has not changed much.Aizen always stays in his room to study spiritual arts and magic, Tianhai always lies on the sofa and fiddles with small parts of unknown things, or seems to be sleeping or something.

Edward and Joanne went shopping every day during the day. After all, they came to travel, so they were often invisible.

Or live as you want.

However, Edward's girlfriend Joanne will still help cook, when they are not eating out.

Before the apartment, it was Tianhai who cooked all the time. To be honest, the two girls were not so relieved that Tianhai, a big man, would cook...

However, the fact is that Tianhai's cooking level is dio to explosion ==

"Are you really human? This dish is glowing, bastard!" Edward put a piece of braised pork in his mouth, his usually proud face was blank, and he began to doubt deeply what he usually ate. stuff...

"This is the strength of a single old man! This is the skill I have cultivated in the past 17 years!" Tianhai said this in a tone of three parts proud, five parts remorse and two parts self-defeating.

Edward: "..."

Joanne: "Mr. Tianhai is really an interesting person. He looks like an old man even though he is not very old."

Sitting at the table together, Aizen, whose presence had become a little weak, silently pushed his glasses, and looked at Tianhai, who had become depressed for some reason, "It's just because he's bored."

Telling the truth with one word, Aizen has already seen through everything and pushed his glasses.

And maybe they think differently from Edward and the others. In their impression, they probably think that Tianhai and Aizen are just some special ordinary people...

Probably thought that Tianhai was the kind of good man and housewife who had been used to cooking since she was a child.Only Aizen knows that Tianhai deliberately went out to learn how to cook for 17 years during the burnout period when he didn't want to kill people... and a boy with blue hair and a turban.

Convulsions from time to time have always been a major feature of Tianhai, which is the consensus of his acquaintances. ==

"Very good, then, Mr. Tianhai, we will leave our meals to you from now on! Don't worry, I will increase the rent." The future Miss Alesta decisively threw all the dark dishes she had eaten before and made a decision. decided.

Tianhai, with dead fish eyes slanted, silently swallowed the braised pork in his mouth, sneered and sneered, showing a mad villainous face, "Let me cook? It's a good idea! Unless you double the rent, don't you want to pay more money?" Don't even think about it!"

The same sneer appeared on Edward's perfect face, money?Hehe, as a magician, how could my mother lack that kind of thing!You are looking for a hole to jump down by yourself!

So Edward, who is not short of money, waved his hand in Ji You's expression of covering his mouth and smiling, with a performance of "my wife is rich and not bad for money, but if you have more money, you cook well for her", crushing a certain man with money. people's protest.

Aizen just laughed at this, even if the captain of his team can smoke so well, he really is a scheming bitch, silently giving him a thumbs up in his heart.

No matter what Tianhai's plan is, he must establish a good relationship with these two people.Now that he has a fit, Edward is indeed affected invisibly, and he let go of his vigilance. Doesn't it really make people feel a sense of crisis?

The dark-eyed man silently complained in his heart that he was still too young!Being completely hit by the old pervert's fierce acting skills, it is estimated that the future is not bright...

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Today, according to the usual practice, Edward and Joanne went out shopping, while Tianhai and Aizen continued to be otaku at home.