I, sister of Sirona, am a macho

Xia Ya felt her IQ being rubbed against the ground.

Said to Kai who was somewhat reluctant beside him, "Come on, Kai, use the routine I gave you before, you have to believe that we are invincible in fighting battles!"

"Um...Master Village Chief, I think your strategy is not in line with sincere youth!"

Kai seemed to be recalling something, and seemed a little reluctant, so he decided to struggle.

"clothing……"

"No problem, Mr. Village Chief, I will definitely win for you!"

Chapter 148 Chapter 140 Five

"Come on, Shawarang, kick it to death!"

The victory seemed to be in sight. The Rockets on the opposite side threw the poke ball and shouted loudly, as if they had imagined the beautiful picture of themselves winning the championship!

The seemingly powerful kick hit her head on, but Xia Ya didn't panic at all, as if she was completely expected, she waved her hand lightly, raised her palm up, and assumed a very middle-two posture. He seemed to have the aura of a master, and said lightly: "Hmph, I knew it, Kai, step back, fly his kite, and follow the previously agreed strategy, righteous earthlings, raise your hands! Play with vitality!" !"

Kai withdrew quickly, condensed the waveguide in his hand, and threw a wave of missiles fiercely, hitting Shawarang's face.

Too far,

The person didn't touch it at all, and he was hit by an energy wave, which made Shawarang look dumbfounded.

"Coach! She's cheating! She agreed to only use fighting skills!"

Seeing that Shawarang was injured and hadn't caused any harm to the other party, Musashi was unhappy and protested loudly to the host.

"Hey, hey, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! Vitality bomb is a fighting skill! It's obviously because you don't read enough, and you're embarrassing yourself!"

As if she had expected this situation a long time ago, Xia Ya didn't panic at all, curled her lips, and countered with a disdainful tongue.

When it comes to debating skills in this aspect, Xia Ya has never been afraid of anyone.

"You... Damn it! Smelly girl."

Musashi has such a violent temper, how can he bear this, he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to give Xia Ya some color.

"Uh... The wave missile is indeed a fighting skill, and player Xia Ya didn't violate the rules."

The host appeared at a very opportune time and resolved the dispute between the two, although Musashi was not satisfied with it.

"Hmph, good luck for you! Shawarang, catch up and kick it!" After receiving the unwanted answer, Musashi was in a very unhappy mood, and directed Shawarang to attack.

"Kai, keep a distance by hiding, fly a kite, and throw a vitality bomb!"

This is what they wanted, Xia Ya laughed straight, and directed Kai to carry out the wretched strategy that he had already thought up before.

Kai quickly retreated, always keeping a long distance from Shawarang, throwing wave missiles while running.

"Hundan! Don't hide if you have the ability!"

Seeing that Shawarang was constantly being attacked, he fell into a disadvantage for a while, and cursed angrily.

"Woo!"

The audience off the court didn't seem to like this kind of duel either, they booed everywhere, wanting Xia Ya to stop this kind of behavior.

"Hmph, you think I'm stupid! If you don't move, you're bastard! Come here if you have the ability, just a little~"

Faced with such a scene, Xia Ya was not afraid at all, and stood calmly on the spot, directing Kai, while making faces at the Rockets on the opposite side.

"You...Damn it, brat, Shawarang, then let's play with our vitality!"

Musashi spat fiercely, the shrew's temperament was unmistakably evident, seeing that Shawarang fell into a disadvantage, and the disease commanded the doctor indiscriminately.

Shawarang: ...

I think you are embarrassing me, Fat Tiger!

"Shavalon screams!"

At this moment of stupefaction, another wave of missiles hit Shawarangfa's face fiercely.

"Damn it, Shawarang, use your vitality!"

Musashi shouted angrily, with an ominous premonition in his heart... It seemed that the champion he got was about to fly away~

"Smelly sister, what a fart of vitality! Hee hee, you have to cultivate yourself. If you don't understand, you have to learn and ask. Shawarang knows how to shoot missiles~ Hee hee, a duel in the fighting department, my Akai I won't lose to anyone!"

There was a dark light in Xia Ya's eyes, and she slightly curled her lips into a sneer.

……

"No, it looks like I'm going to make a move, meow!"

Seeing that Shawarang was beaten helplessly, Miaomiao finally made up her mind secretly. Taking advantage of the warm atmosphere and everyone focused on the stage, it secretly lifted the curtain off the stage and got in.

"Hmph, I've been guarding against you for a long time!"

Seeing Meow Meow's movements, Xia Ya snorted coldly with disdain.

Although there is no help from the consciousness of the big universe, he is a time traveler after all!The biggest advantage is naturally there.

"Shalltear, give that sneaky guy under the stage some color!"

Xia Ya stomped her feet and snorted coldly.

No one noticed, a sly and sly dream monster slowly emerged from her shadow, fluttering through the curtain under the arena.

After half a minute,

"Ah! What? Who are you, don't come here!"

There were bursts of screams from under the arena, but the whole arena was so noisy that no one could hear it.

……

"What did Meow Meow do? Why haven't you come out yet! Is the trap set up? Shawarang is about to lose his hold!"

Kojiro secretly observed the audience, and stamped his feet anxiously.

Hee hee, what are you looking for?

Cute feline?

Xia Ya looked at the anxious-looking "giant" across the way, with a nasty smile on the corner of her mouth.

I can't find it!

"Forget it, I can't wait for it, even if I don't cheat, I can still win! Go, Shawarang, let him see the perseverance of the fighting Pokmon!"

Musashi shook his head impatiently, completely ignoring Shawarang's heavily injured body, pointing at Kai opposite him and yelling.

"Oh, naive! Kai, let him fight back. Remember what I told you! When the enemy advances, we retreat; when the enemy is stationed, we harass; when the enemy is tired, we attack; when the enemy retreats, we chase."

Seeing Musashi's hysterical appearance, Xia Ya showed a determined smile.

……

"Uh... Xia Ya from Zhenxin Town won this battle, let's welcome her with applause!"

After more than ten minutes of guerrilla warfare, Xia Ya succeeded in grinding Shawarang to the point where he lost his ability to fight without any effort.

Leaving behind a stunned audience and a distraught Rocket duo.

The host has never seen such a Pokémon battle, it's really exciting... Shit!

Shameless!This is a passionate fighting game!Why is there such a battle situation and ending?

But, there is no way!Xia Ya did not commit any fouls.

After being stunned for a moment, he could only helplessly announce the result of the game.

The surroundings also fell silent, and no audience applauded for them.

Xia Ya may be the only champion who won the P-1 Fighting Pokémon Contest without getting applause.

Of course, Xia Ya might not care about this either!

She's just greedy for money~

"Kay, well done!"

Xia Ya put the golden belt on Kai with absent-minded eyes, and with a smile on her face, she patted it on the shoulder in relief.

Kay: I always feel like I've lost something important.

Chapter 149 Chapter 140 Six Ellie Has a Good Dad

"Ding, it is detected that the host has won the championship of the fighting competition, and the achievement is unlocked: shame of fighting, life +1, special defense +2"

Xia Ya: What the hell is the shame of fighting!

The soul is light, where is my mother ashamed, she is obviously a champion full of glory (?)!

"Ding, congratulations to the host, completed the task: The ♂ philosophy of men's fighting, reward title: King Billy's blessing (transferable)."

King Billy's Blessing (negotiable): Wearing this title, the host can obtain the king's power from the void, and incredible things will happen.

"Oh? This title... I always feel like it's not a good thing!"

Xia Ya looked at her system panel with some confusion, feeling inexplicably ominous in her heart.

"The introduction is so general, please bring it for me to try!"

But the more this happened, the more curious Xia Ya became.

Well, people are so cheap!

At this moment, a strong and sturdy man came over and patted Xia Ya on the shoulder: "Little sister, I am Fan Dou, a fighter in this town, trained by your Leo Lu It's great, are you interested..."

"No, next one!"

Xia Ya recognized that this was the fiery monkey who robbed Xiaozhi in the original book, and the muscular brother expensive mentally handicapped uncle who succeeded, directly refused.

What a wit!

Labor and management cannot win the championship, but I can cheat a champion Pokémon!

Rounding up, I got the championship!

"Huh? You..."

The uncle was about to speak, when he suddenly seemed to feel a mysterious power coming from Xia Ya's small body, and this power seemed to make him feel a clear and light voice echoing in his mind.

Truth does not change, philosophy lasts forever~

He felt it, this is the king, this is the philosophy of Wang ♂!

The uncle looked at Xia Ya enthusiastically, and took two steps forward a little excitedly, but Xia Ya couldn't stop backing away due to her tall figure.

This guy, he won't become angry and want to hit someone...

However, in the next moment, Fan Dou suddenly lowered his head, with a bit of fanaticism in his eyes, and said loudly: "No, no, you must have misunderstood, I didn't mean your Leolu, It's you, Wang... little girl, ah, no, are you interested in discussing some philosophical issues with me in depth?

Xia Ya:? ? ?

"I'm going, what's going on? System, you're cheating on me again! Hurry up, Hundan! Change it up, give me something else!"

I am a woman!

hateful?

What is this ghost?

What kind of devil title is this!

Besides, isn't this uncle married?My daughter has grown into a lovely little sister, what kind of philosophy are you doing, soulless!

Xia Ya took a big step back, looked at Fan Dou vigilantly, leaned against the wall, and roared loudly in the space of consciousness.

"Hey, hey, uncle, what are you doing?"

"Um... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, little girl, I scared you. I just thought your Riolu is very good. I want to ask if you are interested in entrusting it to me to train!"

The mentally retarded uncle suddenly felt that the little girl in front of him had lost the power of the king.

kindness!