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"Hi hi~"

Argo walked on the stage, and knew what gift to get without being reminded by friend a, because this was the only gift left.

It's just that this purple gift is very small, very very small, how small is it?About the size of Argo's hand.

Not only is it small, it's also very thin, so it's unlikely to hold any physical gifts.

Argo held the purple gift, the corners of his mouth twitched constantly, then he turned his head and asked the person who gave the gift.

"What are you sending, Miss Porridge?"

The owner of the purple gift---Maoyouxiaoyu just kept smiling in the face of Argo's inquiry.

"You'll know when you take it apart."

Looking at Xiao Yu's smile, Argo didn't know what to say, so he could only take it apart slowly, probably it was a card or something.

And with Xiao Yu's personality, it might be some kind of prank card.

With such thoughts in mind, Argo opened the gift, revealing a small red one.

"..................Red envelope?"

Argo stared blankly at the red envelope in his hand, and there was a note on the red envelope.

"Because I don't know what gift to give, so I will give money~"

Seeing the words on the note paper, Argo dubiously looked inside the red envelope, and there was actually money in it, but...

"It's only 100 yuan, are you kidding me!?"

Argo took out 100 yuan from the red envelope and looked at the porridge in disbelief. This 100 yuan is not even enough for three meals a day!

"Send money..."

"I'm too lazy to complain."

"Can I just say it's a porridge?"

"With Xiao Porridge's personality, it's not surprising."

"It's money! I really want this gift!"

"Miya-chan, you already have a refrigerator, isn't that enough?"

As the party, Xiao Porridge walked leisurely in front of Argo, the teasing in his eyes was undisguised.

"Hmph~ Actually, it's not just this gift, I have prepared a special gift for Mouse-san~"

"what is it?"

Xiao Porridge smiled and said nothing, but beckoned Argo to move his head closer.

Although he thought it might be a prank, Argo still approached him.

"So what the hell is... um!"

Before Argo could finish speaking, he was blocked by Xiao Yu...with Xiao Yu's own mouth.

There were a lot of gasping sounds from around, and Xiao Porridge closed his eyes, stuck his tongue into Argo's mouth and stirred wantonly.

"Well........."

Argo reflexively wanted to retract his head, but Xiao Porridge held Argo's face with both hands and did not let go.

And Argo also felt that the lips were as soft as cotton candy, and their tongues were intertwined like two flexible snakes.

In this way, while everyone around was still in shock, the two kissed passionately for 15 seconds.

Afterwards, when the two separated again, several slender silver threads linked the lips of both parties, and it was completely impossible to recognize whose saliva it was.

"......Ha ha........."

Because of the tongue kiss for 15 seconds, Xiao Porridge panted slightly, looked at Argo, whose brain was in a panic, and smiled softly.

"This is my Christmas present for you~"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Porridge drew a circle with his finger on Argo's chest, and quickly left the room.

When Argo came back to his senses, what awaited her was the eyes of other people who seemed to want to kill her.

"Mouse sauce? Can you explain it to me?"

"You actually sneaked away for me again..."

"Sure enough, I should put a collar on you~"

"I'm so envious...ah no, it's too much..."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Hooked up again while I wasn't paying attention, you scumbag!"

"Wait! Why are you so excited!? Obviously I'm the victim!!!"

Argo panicked and wanted to explain, but everyone could no longer listen.

"ah!!!!!"

In the corridor, Maoyou Xiaoyu listened to Argo's screams, closed his eyes and walked leisurely to the elevator, happily like a kitten who has succeeded in a prank.

When she got to the elevator, she opened her eyes as if she remembered something.

"Yeah, I haven't got my Christmas present yet... Forget it, I'll get the movers to bring it later."

After all, she can't move the water dispenser by herself, but at least the most important thing has been done.

Thinking of this, Xiao Porridge touched his lips subconsciously, reminiscing about the feeling just now.

Thinking of Argo's shocked look just now, Xiao Porridge couldn't help showing a shy and happy smile.

"Heh heh heh~ Merry Christmas~"

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Gan!Finally back! (tears run)

Sorry for not updating for so long, if I want to explain briefly, it is probably...

I went back to my hometown in the countryside without internet with my family and slipped my foot and accidentally fell into the river while fishing, resulting in a non-waterproof mobile phone and the author.

Now that I finally got home, I immediately wrote the last Christmas extra chapter.

It means that the Christmas extravaganza has been dragged on until now, I really deserve to be the author~

At the end of the chapter, give readers who like porridge a little benefit, how can it be okay?

Readers, if you have a vtuber you like, you can leave a message, maybe the author will write more benefits.

worn out!There are nearly [-] words written in the Christmas chapter. In order to ensure that everyone has written it, I double-checked the author several times. I think the plot is about to explode!

Next time I will write in another way!

Extra Chapter: Valentine's Day extra daily routine

"Oh... I'm going to watch the couple show off again..."

It's that single dog-bullying holiday again, and I'm exhausted and miserable every time I see every couple on the side of the road.

It's really uncomfortable to have friends around me who have lovers to accompany me but can only stay at home and watch the live broadcast of my young lady!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

ding dong~

The sudden ringing of the doorbell made me stop my roaring, and it also made me put away the anger in my heart temporarily.

"It's best not for friends to bring their companions to come over to ask me out. I will definitely press them on the bed and rub them."

I murmured in my heart as I walked towards the door.

Opening the door, a girl with yellowish brown hair about 165 centimeters in height came into view.

She is my neighbor, Argo, and my senior at work.

We have known each other for a long time, and occasionally we would go out to play or drink tea and chat, but I never thought that she would come to me at this time.

"That... this is for... for you..."

Argo shyly stretched out his hands hidden behind his back to me, and it was a heart-shaped chocolate wrapped in pink.

Looking at the heart-shaped chocolate she handed out, I thought about thousands of possibilities, but in the end I found the possibility with the highest probability and adopted the best corresponding strategy

"Ah... what are you...doing...?"

"Argo, I like you, I have liked you since a long time ago."

I hugged her with my right hand, and said in a gentle tone, I saw the moisture in the girl's eyes slipping from the corners of her eyes, and then she began to cry.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"Me too, Argo, let's date."

"Okay... woo..."

It was the saddest and most perfect day of my life.

"Hey hey hey ~ Mouse-chan, don't be so intense, it will come out all of a sudden hey hey...... huh?"

Xia Seji opened his eyes, only to see a familiar ceiling in front of him, and looked around for a while, it was his room.

The sunlight from outside the window shone in slightly, bringing some morning light into the dark room. Xia Seji lay on the bed for a long time before realizing the situation.

"......Ah, it's a dream."

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At noon, Hololive Company, Argo's office.

"Good afternoon, wow~ Did you guys have a refreshing morning exercise this morning~"

Xia Seji pushed open the door, looked at the Hololive members inside and said hello loudly.

"Good afternoon, Ma Zili-chan, morning exercise is..."

Luo Bozi raised his head and smiled back at Xia Seji, and then asked doubtfully.

At this time, Mao Youxiaoyu, who was eating a ball beside her, suddenly stopped and was about to answer.

"Ah, I know~ Morning exercise means that when you wake up in the morning, you will feel as comfortable as the boys... huh!"

"Miss Congee means did you do a refreshing aerobics when you woke up in the morning? When you wake up in the morning, go for a jog in the park like the boys."

Argo dodged to the back of Maoyou Xiaoyu and covered her mouth, then explained with a smile.

After she finished speaking, she gave Xiao Congee a slight look, so as not to spoil the clear radish.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Porridge protested against this, and even licked Argo's hand covering his mouth.

"Oh, it's so dirty."

Argo let go of his hand immediately, and then put his hand on Xiaoyu's shoulder to wipe off the drool with her clothes.

"Did you brush your teeth?"

"Of course there is~ My saliva is very sweet, why don't you try it~"

Porridge turned his head and cast a charming wink at Argo, but Argo only responded calmly.

"No need, the juice I'm drinking now is definitely much sweeter than your saliva."

"How do you know if you don't try it?"

Facing Xiao Porridge's response, Argo thought for a while, then lowered his head abruptly, and ate half of the rice ball in Xiao Porridge's hand in one gulp.

"Ah! My onigiri!"

Xiao Porridge looked at the empty hand in surprise, and then she puffed up her cheeks dissatisfied and watched Argo savoring the rice ball with relish.

"That's too much, that's my last rice ball."

"Mmmm~ It tastes good, you must have made this taste yourself."

Argo swallowed the rice ball in one gulp, and put his palms together for the porridge.