I'm just an information dealer

I'm just an information merchant!Author: Benson

As a standard house girl, my biggest dream in life is to meet my favorite anime character.

Then the dream did come true, but is it right for me to become an anime character myself?

Well, think on the bright side...

At least the profession after his rebirth can help him a lot.

But what about the person in front of him? !

The protagonist of the world, the reborn, the time traveler... what the hell are these?

What?You said that I am playing a role in the plot now, and there are still a bunch of my notebooks in another world?

Are you serious? !

Extra Chapter: April Fool's Day Extra Chapter: Girls' Cream Battle

Argo stopped in his tracks, and stood guard in front of the office door.

"That's weird, murderous...?"

...... Probably not, although it is not murderous, what is this very obvious hostility?

It is night now, and most of the people should have gone back. According to common sense, there should be no people in her office.

But he felt a strange strangeness from outside the door, and the keen sense cultivated by years of rolling around at gunpoint made Argo realize that someone was ambushing inside the door.

Argo thought about it carefully. When she moved into this office, she had already set up an anti-theft mechanism. This was a trap that only she knew about.

Any stranger who goes in will at most cause a psychological shadow if he is lucky, and if he is unlucky, he will be sent to a mental hospital for a while.

And in order to avoid hurting other people, she has already set the identity documents of everyone in the company, and the members are still the highest-level identities.

So there is absolutely zero chance of a thief or killer intruding, then it should be someone in the company.

Argo thought about this kind of strange hostility... Maybe it's the group of children who like to play, right?

Are they trying to use their brains again?

Such an obvious ambush that makes people laugh and cry, I really don't know how to deal with it...... But if you take these guys seriously, you will lose.

Argo didn't think they dared to do anything to her, but they couldn't justify it without being on guard. Anyway, let's go out and have a look...

"Mouse Sauce!!!!" x 2

Argo had just stepped into the room, and immediately saw two unknown objects, one blue and one pink, flying towards her. As Argo expected, they were indeed ambushing inside the door.

If it was a killer, most people would say things like "Go to hell!"

But what they yelled were lines that didn't match their actions at all:

"Happy April Fool's Day!" x 2

Since Argo had already prepared in her heart, she rolled forward neatly, easily dodging the attacks from the left and right.

Because they missed the target, the two of them flew over Argo's head with the object crossed left and right, and hit each other's faces accurately.

"Ugh!" "Ugh!"

Both of them groaned.

Argo stood in front, looking helplessly at Hyakki Ayame and Akai Shin who fell to the ground with cream pies on their faces.

This result was not her intention, but they were also self-inflicted. Even professional mercenaries or killers would occasionally have this kind of self-destructive stupidity, but it happened to them, and Argo was not surprised at all.

"If you want to fix me, practice more."

"Hmm...Damn it, failed..." Akai with blue cream pie on his face said unwillingly.

"But don't think this is the end!" Hyakki Ayame with the red cream pie on her face smiled slyly.

"Um?!"

Suddenly, a person jumped out from the four corners of Argo. They were Subaru Ozora, Aki, Shion, and Natsuiro Matsuri.

Each of the four held a cream spray can in their hands, and sprayed cream on Argo from four corners.

"Take it!" x 4

"Don't underestimate me."

Argo leaned back to dodge Aki's attack, then lowered his body to avoid Subaru's attack, and then raised his body to avoid the attacks of Natsuko Matsuri and Shion with one hand on the ground.

"Wow!" "Gah!" "Ah! " "Aha! "

Argo dodged the moves of the four with a backflip like this, causing the four of them to be splashed with cream by the opponent.

"Damn it!" Baigui Ayamu thumped the ground unwillingly.

"But..." Akai Shin looked expectantly behind Argo's desk.

By the time Argo did a backflip, her place was at the desk.

And Mr. Chocolate, who was ambushing there, was holding a piece of cream cake and was about to smash it at Argo.

"Hey!"

But Argo is not someone who is waiting for nothing. Seeing that she couldn't stop, she adjusted her body, and then a sliding shovel flashed past Mr. Chocolate's crotch.

Just like that, the cream cake just lost its target and slammed in the direction of Subaru Ozora.

"Wait, wait! Why 486!"

"Snapped!"

Under Subaru's desperate eyes, her face was hit by the cream cake just like that.

"Damn..." "But there's one last!"

Hyakki Ayame and Akai Xin saw that the ambush had all been missed, and they both lowered their heads in frustration.

But Xia Seji clenched his fists and shouted.

"Let's go! Sora-senpai! Friend A-senpai!"

"what?"

When Argo just stood up, a figure jumped out of the locker on the left and the sofa on the right.

"Mouse-chan! Come to your senses!" "Miss Argo, I'm sorry, but let's take it!"

Sora and friend A are both holding a cream pie, ready to smash the Argo, but...

【 Bullet time start! (Bullet time, activate!)]

In the world of Argonauts, everything is extremely slow.

She quickly snatched the cream pie from their hands, then crossed her hands and brought the cream pie in front of them.

>>○? ○ ?○<< ← something like this

So following the inertia of jumping out, the two of them slammed their faces directly into the cream pie.

"Poof!" "Crack!"

In this way, the cream battle planned against Argo ended with the annihilation of the ambush party.

"failed......" xn

"What the hell are you doing?"

Taking down the cream pie in his hand, Argo looked helplessly at the Vtubers who were covered in cream.

"Wow, got cream all over my office."

"Ah ha ha...we want to say that you use cream to repay your usual care."

Sora slowly brushed off the cream on his face, and answered Argo with a guilty conscience.

"It's a repayment, but it's actually trying to punish me, right? Is that how pie is used?"

Argo looked at Akai Shin, Hyakki Ayame, and Ozora Subaru whose faces were covered with pie and cream.

Argo stepped forward and first tasted some blue cream from Akai Shin's cheek.

【Hmm... this is blueberry flavored. It tastes a bit sweet, but it successfully combines the aroma of blueberries with cream. It should be made by Miss Xin. 】

Then Ayame Hyakki dabbed a little red whipped cream on her nose and tasted it.

[Hmm... this is cherry flavor, the sweetness of the cream is a bit low, but it has a thick cherry sweetness, this is made by Miss Miko. 】

Finally, he tasted some white cream from the corner of Subaru Ozora's mouth.

[The sweetness of this cream is moderate, and rich, well-prepared, and so familiar... It seems that I made it? ! 】

Argo thought about it. A few hours ago, Mr. Chocolate came to the alley bar and asked for some cream for dessert.

At that time, Argo was cleaning the bar. Although he was a little puzzled, he still took out the cream she just made from the refrigerator and gave it to Mr. Chocolate.

"So it's used here?" Argo nodded, but found that the three people in front of him were a little strange.

"You you you..." "Uh uh..." "Whoop..."

Akai Heart, Hyakki Ayame, and Ozora Subaru looked at the cream still remaining on Argo's mouth with flushed faces, and they didn't know what they were talking about.

"Ah~ Sure enough, I can't beat Mouse Sauce." Sora wiped the cream off his face and smiled wryly.

Friend a beside her took the towel she used to wipe her face to wash.

"You guys, instead of hitting me like this, it's better to eat it."

"Cream cake has its meaning only when it is smashed!"

"Uh-huh!"

Xia Seji happily said to Argo, and Shiyin nodded in agreement beside her. It was her and Shiyin's idea to smash it with cream.

"And then because we wanted to see mouse sauce being splattered with cream, we got involved in this project together."

Trying to wipe off the cake on her head, Yaqi looked at Argo helplessly.

"It's just that I didn't expect it to all flash by."

"That's right~ I said that Mouse Jiang will definitely not be recruited."

Radish walked in with a smile, and behind her were Priestess Sakura, Fubuki Shirakami, and Meilu Yekong.

They watched the whole process just outside the door, because they thought that Argo would not be fooled, so they stood outside and peeked to avoid being affected.

As a result, among all the people present, except for the four who came in, only Mr. Chocolate and Argo were not covered with cream.

"Argo's skills are still so powerful." Teacher Choke looked at the hands and feet that Argo dodged just now with admiration.

"If you want to hit me, you have to practice for at least ten years." Argo smiled and looked at the embarrassed members.

"Okay, okay~ Everyone has worked hard, let's have some chocolate."

Merlu is holding a box of chocolates, it seems that she has been preparing for a long time.

"Oh! Chocolate!" Shiyin happily stepped forward to the one.

"Ma Zili wants it too!" "486 wants it too!"

Afterwards, Natsukoji and Ozora Subaru excitedly stepped forward to take one.

"Me too!" "Give me one!"

Then the other members also took one each.

"Let's eat one too~"

Merlu looked at Argo with a smile.

Argo glanced at the other people who were happily eating, and looked at the chocolates in the box.

There is only one left inside, and seeing the others so happy, it should be fine.

So Argo took the last chocolate.

But she didn't notice the smiles of the members behind her when she was holding the chocolate.

When Argo put the chocolate in his mouth, the members cheered loudly.