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Not even in the mood to rua Hero's ears, Hideyoshi touched Hero's forehead with one hand and found that Hero's forehead was really hot.

Could it be a fever, no way, it would be uncomfortable to have a fever, but Xi Luo was so excited that she looked like she had taken medicine.

Hilo was as nimble as a cat, she got into Hideyoshi's arms at once, sat on Hideyoshi's lap, and said coquettishly in a soft, waxy and milky tone.

"Hideyoshi, hug me!"

The girl's ear was pressed against Hideyoshi's chin, shaking from side to side, making Hideyoshi itch.

Hideyoshi was dumbfounded to hear Hero acting cute and coquettish like a little girl.

What's going on, am I dreaming?No, my dream is also related to Mengyou, how can Mengyou and Xi Luo, it shouldn't be.

Hideyoshi was puzzled, he only felt someone pulling his hand, and then he noticed that Hero was pulling his hand, and Hero, who was sitting on his lap, let himself hug her.

"It's really meow's evil door!"

His chin was rubbed against Hero's dangling cat ears, and the tickling feeling told Xiugui that he was not dreaming, and that all of this happened in reality, holding Hero.

"Meow?"

Shiro meowed and looked back at Hideyoshi behind her, her golden eyes were full of puzzlement.

"Huh?" Hideyoshi tilted his head, "What do you want to say?"

"Why don't you touch me."

Shilo blinked her big eyes and said in a whisper.

After thinking about it for three seconds, Hideyoshi understood what Hero said. He didn't answer, but put his hand on Hero's head and continued to pet the fan cat.

At the same time, he was thinking, what happened to Hero, this lively look didn't look like a fever at all, it felt more like a fit of anger than a fever.

Isn't this spring?

Xi Luo has the characteristics of a cat, so it's normal for her to have pussy.

"Normal ghost, this is too weird, no matter how you say it, it's not normal."

Hideyoshi touched Hero's head with one hand, rubbing her hair and ears, and pinched the bridge of her nose with the other hand.

Not knowing what was going on in Hideyoshi's mind, Shiro, who had blurred eyes, sat obediently on Hideyoshi's lap, and felt that something was being pressed against her buttocks, she pulled her tail out, looking at her tail with curiosity and innocence, Playing with your own tail as if seeing your own tail for the first time.

The cat and the cat's tail are two kinds of creatures, and Hero and her own tail are also two kinds of creatures.

The cat's tail, which clearly belonged to her, swayed casually as if not under her command.Like a big cat teasing stick, teasing Xi Luo.

Have good self-management skills and be able to tease yourself.

Seeing this scene, Hideyoshi's eyes twitched.

Hideyoshi wanted to know what was wrong with Hero, but after thinking about it, he didn't know what to say. He felt that Hero was in spring, but it was impossible to ask people directly, "Are you in spring?"

Hideyoshi, who silently rubbed Hero's ears, hesitated for a long time, but finally didn't ask.

"Hiro, can you get off my lap?"

Hideyoshi looked helplessly at Hero sitting on his lap.Although it was nice for Xi Luo to sit on his lap, but how to put it, maybe he got a good deal and acted like a good boy, but he still didn't think it was good.

Well, it's not good for Yu to see.

"Don't meow~"

As if to prove what she said, Shiro moved her buttocks and leaned into Hideyoshi's arms.

"Hiss, stop, stop!"

Feeling the touch of Hero's butt, Hideyoshi knew that something was going to happen, and something was wrong!

Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, form is nothing but form, there is no bodhi tree, and a bright mirror is not a stand.

Hideyoshi closed his eyes, and silently recited the "spell" that could calm his mind and calm down.

Shiro, who sat further in on his lap, sat in an incredible position.Now he was telling himself not to have evil thoughts, not to commit crimes, if he didn't restrain himself, later Hero might find that she was sitting on her butt and didn't know why she suddenly panicked.

Last time it was Yuu, this time it was Hero.Hideyoshi really didn't know whether he had bad luck or good luck.

However, Xi Luo didn't respond to Hideyoshi's words. She hugged her hyperactive tail and rubbed her face gently with a bright smile. She didn't know that Hideyoshi behind her was trying to endure and prevent the soft seat from becoming hard.

It is impossible to change a hard seat into a socket, unless Xi Luo is not a human being, otherwise Hideyoshi can still be "better than a beast".

It's not that he is so liuxiahui, it's purely because he feels responsible if he does that kind of thing to a girl.If he is responsible for Xi Luo, then he will have no hope of marrying Yu-chan in his life.

After keeping the motionless position for a long time, after confirming that the soft seat would not become hard, Hideyoshi let out a foul breath, looking helplessly at Hero who was sitting on her lap and leaning against his arms.

Xi Luo is not normal tonight, she doesn't seem to have a fever, I thought it was a tantrum, but it doesn't look like it now.If you are angry, maybe you are already unlocking the CG in the butter in the "have a good time afterward" link.

Ask U for help.

Hideyoshi thought for a while, and sent a message to You on his mobile phone. He didn't know if Youpao had finished taking a bath, but he hoped You could see it anyway.

Why don't you call You directly? Because it's already late, and the neighbors will make complaints if they make noise.

Hideyoshi and the others have complained several times since they moved into the apartment. Sometimes it was because they were really noisy. At night, Kagura Mea would occasionally yell and disturb the people. He admitted this, but sometimes it was nothing to provoke.

Hideyoshi couldn't do anything about it, he apologized sincerely on the surface, but in fact he was cursing the other party to die in his heart, let the dump truck crush his head, and after death, he traveled to another world, the script of the other world was Urobuchi Gen , director Masaaki Yuasa, screenwriter Tatsuhei Nagatsuki, animation director Fujimoto Ki, and the world is still a lǐfan world!

Hideyoshi waited for "rescue" after sending the message to Euclid Wood.He continued to chat with Shi Yu Yuyi about the stage play. During the period when he was stroking the cat and pressing the gun, Shi Yu Yuyi sent him more than N messages, some of which were copied and pasted by him, and asked if he He was kidnapped and said he was going to call the police.

Time passed slowly, and Hideyoshi and Shi Yu Yuyi finished talking about the script of the stage play.

Two people each write a script, and when the time comes, the two exchange scripts to read, and then show the two scripts to other people, and choose the one that most people think is good to shoot.

Saying farewell to Shigure Yuyi on the Internet, Hideyoshi just got up and went back to the apartment to wash and sleep.

Then he discovered a terrible thing, that is, his leg was numb.

Shelo slipped out of his arms when he wasn't looking and slept on the edge of the wooden floor while enjoying his lap pillow, falling asleep with his legs on it as a pillow.

Because of this, his legs were numb.

PS: Then I will write slowly.

PS2: You can guess why Xi Luo changed like this, there is no prize for guessing right, because it is very easy to guess.Anyone who has read my other books can definitely guess what Hero did.

Chapter 148 Alchemist Hideyoshi

Hideyoshi has never enjoyed a knee pillow. He used to think that he had nothing to do with a knee pillow, but he didn't expect to experience a knee pillow now.

Well, being a knee pillow for others is also an experience knee pillow.

Hideyoshi looked helplessly at Hero who was sleeping on his lap, and the girl was sleeping peacefully on his lap.

After finding out that Yu didn't come to save him after sending a message, Hideyoshi called Yu.

After a while the phone was connected, there was a loud TV sound on the other end of the phone, it seemed that Yu was in the living room.

"You, the edge of the backyard, come quickly!"

There seemed to be a slight "um" on the other side of the phone, and then the other side hung up the phone first.

After a while, Eucliwood, who was wearing panda pajamas and panda slippers, came to Yuanbian, and she was the first to notice Hero sleeping on Hideyoshi's lap.

"Yu, you're here, Hero doesn't know what's wrong, she looks like she's drunk..."

Seeing Yu coming, Hideyoshi seemed to have seen a savior, and without waiting to ask what was going on, he wanted to explain to Yu what happened just now.

But Hideyoshi only spoke half of what he said, as if Hero was rubbing against him, and he hid these things in his arms.You can't be too honest, if you talk to You all the time, it may lose You's favorability.

Now his relationship with You is more than friends, not lovers.Not to mention raising the favorability to the level of a lover all at once, but no matter how you say it, it can't drop to the value of a friend.

Hearing Hideyoshi's description, Eucliwood was puzzled.She took a bath in the bathtub with Hero, and Hero was sober when she was in the bathtub, but Hideyoshi said that Hero seemed to be in heat.

"What should I do now, wake her up?"

Hideyoshi looked at Euclid Wood sitting beside him and asked.Before You came, he actually tried to wake Hero up, but no matter whether he called her by name or shook her, the big pink cat showed no sign of waking up, and was still sleeping peacefully.

The quality of sleep is really enviable, and I can't wake up after falling asleep.

【Take her back to her room to sleep】

Euclid Wood thought for a while and said, she didn't have the heart to disturb Hero's peaceful sleeping face, anyway, Hero also took a shower, so just send her back to the room and throw her on the bed.

"Then do me a favor, give me a hand, she's very heavy, very heavy."

Hideyoshi almost said the word "death", but fortunately he noticed the change in time.

Eucliwood is very taboo about the word "death". In fact, he didn't curse people to say the word "death".Just makes Eucliwood feel down, but not angry.

But how could Hideyoshi make Eucliwood feel down? He wished that You could be happy every day, so he always took care not to say this word, and warned Mea and Hero not to use this word casually.

Trying to get Hero up from his lap, Hideyoshi looked at the people beside him suspiciously after realizing that Euclid Wood hadn't come to help. He saw the girl's sea-blue eyes staring at him, and Furui Mubo's eyes were so quiet. looked at him quietly.

"what happened?"

【nothing】

Eucliwood shook her head and helped Hideyoshi hug Hero.

Although Euclid Wood is small, even Hideyoshi is shorter, but she is much stronger than Hideyoshi.

It's not that Hideyoshi is powerless, after all, Eucliwood is not from the earth, she is from the underworld.

People and people cannot be generalized. Hideyoshi, who is extremely angry, slides a shovel to the tiger, which is to give the tiger another meal, and Euclid Wood, who does not show a trace of emotion, even stands ten meters away from the tiger. Boil myself into soup for Hideyoshi.If it was Eucliwood who was extremely angry, the world might be gone.

"You send Xi Luo back to the room to sleep first, I will wait until I get back to the room, my legs are numb."

Seeing Eucliwood where the princess was holding Hero, Hideyoshi pointed to his legs and said, now his legs are numb and his legs are weak, he will definitely fall down when he stands up.

Eucliwood nodded, and left with Xi Luo, who was much older than her.

"The moonlight is so beautiful tonight."

Picking up the tea again, Hideyoshi looked up at the beautiful moonlight tonight.

After finishing the tea, he chewed the tea leaves in the cup as he was bored because the numbness in his legs had not been relieved.

"Well, this cup?"

At this time, Hideyoshi realized that he seemed to have taken the wrong teacup, and he seemed to have taken the teacup that You drank tea from.No wonder Yu had been staring at him just now, it must be because of this.

Hideyoshi thought he was right, but in fact he was wrong.Euclid Wood saw that it wasn't because he took her cup, he often ate food from Hideyoshi's bowl, and Euclid Wood, who drank Hideyoshi's drink, would not care about such things.

At least if it was Hideyoshi, she wouldn't care about "indirect kissing".

The reason Eucliwood looked at Hideyoshi was because he changed the word he was going to blurt out.

Not everyone will always remember or pay attention to another person's taboos, but Hideyoshi can always remember Eucliwood's taboos.

It’s like when two people fall in love, the man can remember the woman’s birthday, how many days they dated, where they dated, the place of the first date, the woman’s favorite lipstick number, commonly used cosmetics, etc. The man who can't remember is definitely easy to increase the woman's favorability.

In fact, Hideyoshi can not only remember what Eucliwood likes and dislikes, but also understands and remembers the likes and taboos of Kagura Mea and Hero.

It's a pity that he has a bad personality and likes to tease people.If he had a gentle personality, like the male protagonist "Asahi", he must have many girls around him who like him now, instead of a few girls around him like now, but few who like him.

Of course, this is what Hideyoshi wants. If he wants, he can be gentle with everyone. It's not that he is narcissistic, even if he looks Hideyoshi, but if he learns from the hero Asashi, he will definitely be the King of the Sea.

He has no interest in becoming Kaiwang Hideyoshi at all, he is a person without dreams.If it wasn't for chasing excellence, he would be satisfied as a book artist and a worker.

Wouldn't it be nice to spend a day at home with a little spare money playing games and licking paper figurines.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Hideyoshi went to bed on time. After adjusting his schedule, he felt sleepy by then. He was used to sleeping with a real person pillow at night.

After hugging you for a long time, I found that sleeping with You is actually not particularly comfortable, mainly because the armor on the forehead of You cannot be taken off when sleeping.When the girl was pressed against his chest in his arms, he could feel the icy hardness.

It's a ghost to be comfortable.

If Yu took off the armor on his forehead, it would be very comfortable to hold. You is a small one with a light body, and the softness and warmth must be more comfortable than a pillow.

Speaking of which, since I know how to do alchemy, can I really try to make some magic medicine to make You able to speak.

At night, when she fell asleep with Euclid in her arms, Hideyoshi's mind was filled with wild thoughts.He has long admitted that cooking is alchemy, and now he tastes every dish he cooks.Some can be eaten, and the taste is not bad.Some can be eaten, but the taste is not good.There are also some that can be eaten, but the consciousness will be blurred after eating.And some cannot be eaten, and the eyeballs will instantly turn black after eating. When I wake up, I find that it is the next day.

Therefore, if you want to try it, you must at least taste the herbs first, and add edible ones to You’s rice to see the effect.

Yuu told him that some of the things he made contained magical effects, so Hideyoshi believed that he might be able to refine the medicine that made Yu speak.

Let's try it tomorrow, in order to make Yu speak, in order to let Yu take off the armor on his forehead, Hideyoshi plans to formally refine alchemy.

Chapter 149

On Saturday, Hideyoshi did not go to work.

He was alone in the kitchen, preparing for alchemy with great interest.