Cohabitation Vtuber

"Okay, no problem, I'll give you vegetables tomorrow, uh, I'll water them for you after you plant them."

Halfway through Kagura Mea's talk, she remembered that most of the vegetables in the vegetable garden had been destroyed by her, and she even watered the vegetables with a hammer.

In the evening, after Hideyoshi stopped worrying about the vegetable garden, Kagura Mea returned to her room and happily started the live broadcast.

After becoming a Vtuber live broadcast for a long time, she felt the hard work of Vtuber.Whether it is live singing or live games, she needs to practice a lot in private.

Otherwise, if you sing badly, you will be scolded easily, and if you play games too badly, you will be scolded easily.

The live broadcast needs to be tidied up. Every time before the broadcast, it is interesting to think about how to do it. If the tidy up is not good, it is easy to be scolded and even criticized.

So far, she hasn't been featured yet, but as her popularity gradually increases, there will be more antis in the live broadcast room. Maybe one day she will be featured if her words and deeds are wrong or she does something that makes people misunderstood.

This time the live broadcast is just a chat, and it is rare that she does not need to learn Chinese, and she also wants to take a vacation for herself.Compared to playing games and singing, chatting is the easiest thing to do. Chatting with everyone and mocking and persecuting the nerds can make her happy all day.

However, sometimes persecution of A Zhai will be counter-killed, and it will become A Zhai who persecutes herself. If she can't be happy like that, she might be pissed to death in the barrage in the live broadcast room.

In the chat, Kagura Mea told the audience what she did today, and what she did to Hideyoshi's vegetable garden.

"I have a friend."

The opening sentence is that she has a friend. There is no "I have a friend" stalk on the side of Jidong. In Kagura Mea, she said that her friend couldn't distinguish the vegetables and pulled out the vegetables planted by another friend. At that time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of joy.

Kagura Mea said that this is to let everyone stand up for the friend who can't tell the difference between grains and grains. The seedlings of weeds and vegetables do look alike. Isn't it normal that she can't tell the difference?Even though she is a country person, she doesn't do farm work with her face facing the loess and her back facing the sky. Don't you know what's the problem?

It's a pity that the viewers in the live broadcast room didn't think so. Even though some of them couldn't tell the difference between weeds and vegetable seedlings, this didn't prevent them from laughing at the friend who picked vegetables online.

【WWWWWWW】

【Grass】

【How stupid it is to keep all the weeds and pull out all the vegetables】

【The friend who grows vegetables is going to die of anger】

【It’s okay not to have this kind of friend, it’s too mentally handicapped】

"Gah!"

Kagura mea, who was looking for comfort and resonance in the live broadcast room, did not expect that everyone would complain about her crazily.

No, no, it's not complaining to her, it's complaining to her friend named "Wu Zhongsheng". Yes, it's not her, it's Wu Zhongsheng!

Kagura Mea felt embarrassed by the verbal criticism of the barrage. Fortunately, she has not been live broadcasting for a long time now, and everyone has not figured out her character clearly.

If she broadcasts live for a year, maybe she will say "I have a friend" in the future, and everyone will think that she has done something stupid again.

Kagura Mea's strange cry did not attract the audience's attention, it was Kagura Mea's ten-year-old fan who came uninvited.

I've never heard of this strange name of hanging people, clear, chaotic, delicate, panting, and cleaning dishes.Everyone is used to it, even if the hanging man makes a man's voice, they will not be surprised, let alone lose fans, because the hanging man doesn't know whether he used a voice changer or a false voice to scare them like this.

It's annoying that these guys are mocking me.

Kagura Mea looked at the barrage, and her good mood got worse and worse.She knew that the audience was not targeting her, but complaining about Wu Zhongsheng.But she knew that Wu Zhong's existence didn't exist.

"Come on, let's sing, ahem, I'm going to sing."

Kagura Mea, who was in an extremely upset mood, said aggressively, and the audience realized that something was wrong, what happened to this girl, she was talking and laughing happily just now, what happened now, did someone put gunpowder in her mouth, she was so irritable ?

Suddenly, the audience in the live broadcast room had a bad feeling.

Their bad premonition came true when Kagura mea started singing.

Because Kagura mea, who used to sing normally, did not sing normally, a song like the voice of Cthulhu came to the live broadcast room, and sang a song that no one had heard before with an extremely magical voice.

[Stop, it's friendly troops! 】

【No, I'm going to die】

【Which kind-hearted person please help me bring back my family letter】

【excuse me】

The song sung by Kagura mea cannot be played outside, not because it will cause social death, but because it is easy for people who hear it to beat the person who played the song to death.

In the room opposite Kagura Mea, Hideyoshi, who was resting on the mat, was hurt by the magic sound, so he endured dissatisfaction and came to Kagura Mea's room, knocked on the door, and shouted loudly: "Mr. Tanaka, your takeaway!"

Chapter 84 Shoji Tanaka

[Mr. Tanaka? 】

【Notes, notes, surname Tanaka】

[A boy's voice? 】

[Fart, it’s obviously a girl’s voice]

[I sound like a girl too]

[The voice is neutral]

The audience who heard the voice of the "delivery man" in the live broadcast room were discussing and guessing the gender of the delivery man.

"Mr. Tanaka, the stargazing sky you ordered has arrived. According to your request, the sardines are fish that have been stored in the refrigerator for three years, the flour is expired flour, the salt is replaced with sugar, and the pepper is replaced with green pepper. Since there is no minced onion, we A fresh raw onion was placed. Mr. Shoji Tanaka, please stop being a useless person at home, please come out to pick up the meal."

Outside the door, Hideyoshi specially used false voice to make his voice more neutral.If it was a male voice, something big might happen.

Although he knew that Kagura Mea used a voice changer to engage in male voices, but the voice changer is different from the real voice, and everyone knows that Kagura Mea is doing the work.

Hideyoshi was talking outside the door and Kagura Mea was talking with a voice changer in the room. No matter what you said, everyone would notice that it was not the same person talking.

"Everyone wait a minute."

Kagura Mea hastily turned off her microphone, and after confirming that there was no sound in the live broadcast room, she ran to the door with lightning speed.

He opened the door aggressively and shouted to Hideyoshi outside the door: "Are you here to find fault, do you want to fight with me?! I'm live broadcasting, okay!!!"

"Yes, you sing too badly, the King of Hades asked me to take you in."

Hideyoshi ignored Kagura Mea's anger and wiped the water from his face with his hands.If it was Yu's saliva, maybe he would sniff it, maybe taste it, but forget about Kagura's saliva, after all, smelling the person's saliva in front of others is a bit hentai.

Well, even though Changyou's saliva seems a bit perverted, drinking You's blood can make people live forever, so the saliva should also have more powerful effects, such as strengthening yang?

Thinking of something very strange, Hideyoshi stared at Kagura Mea silently, and said, "Your singing is so bad that it disturbs my rest, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with summoning the evil god at night."

"That...hehehehe."

Knowing why Hideyoshi came to "find fault", Kagura Mea immediately lost her temper, showing an embarrassed smile, sticking out her tongue cutely and tilting her head and hitting her head.

"Hey!"

Kagura mea tries to pass the test with cuteness.

"Hey, you're big."

Hideyoshi couldn't help but thumped Kagura Mea on the head.

"Oh, you're so weak!" Kagura Mea made Hideyoshi squat down when she knocked, covering her head with her hands and squatting in defense, she looked up at Hideyoshi and gritted her teeth.

"Okay, keep your voice down during the live broadcast. If you want to sing, you can also sing about the world of the underworld. Don't sing about things from the underworld. I'm going back to rest. You can go to the live broadcast."

Hideyoshi didn't care about Kagura Mea who was gnashing his teeth loudly, he was tired and didn't want to talk too much to Kagura Mea.If it weren't for the song sung by the Hanged Man, he wouldn't even have knocked on the door.

"How can I live broadcast? You pretend to deliver food to me and deliver food to me. Why do you say so many strange things? Now, everyone knows that you are not delivering food. How will I explain to the audience after the live broadcast? .”

Kagura mea gave Hideyoshi a blank look. It's really wrong for her to disturb the people by singing, but this guy knocks on the door as soon as he knocks. It's uncomfortable to work hard during her live broadcast.

"If there's anything difficult to explain, just say that I'm your roommate, don't mention my gender. Explain to everyone that you don't live alone, just say that you and a girl live in the same apartment, and she lives in the room opposite you... ..."

After thinking about it, Hideyoshi taught Kagura Mea how to explain what happened just now.

To put it simply, Kagura Mea tells the audience that she is sharing a house and living with other people.How many people in the co-tenant did not mention, but only vaguely said that she had a lovely girl across the door.

Misleading that the person who spoke just now is not a boy, but a girl, so that the audience can accept it, and even make up the picture of lily stickers in their brains.

There is no need to say the specifics, the audience doesn’t have to ask, and if they ask, they don’t have to answer.After all, this is real information about people in the middle of the world, and if it is exposed, there may be problems.If someone asks, she will be vague and cute, emphasizing that she is a French maid.

Say a few words of French and pretend that you don't understand Far Eastern, and then get on with it.In fact, this is very easy. Female roommates are more likely to get along than male roommates.

Even male roommates can actually get along easily, and at most lose some fans.

Most viewers pay attention to the skin, that is, Vtuber, and don't care about the people in the middle.Especially the current Kagura mea is still a small V, a small Vtuber who has not even reached the profitability of oil and soil turtles.

Gachi doesn't have many fans, even if he knows that Kagura mea lives with men, he won't lose too many fans.What's more, not all Gachi will unfollow, some may still have hope, thinking that they just live together, don't think too much.

Hideyoshi and Kagura Mea did live together, and nothing happened, let alone a romantic relationship, not even an ambiguous relationship.

On the contrary, they often quarreled. If it weren't for Kagura Mea who knew that he couldn't fight, he would often back down, maybe they would start fighting after arguing.

Speaking of which, under Hideyoshi's suggestion, Kagura mea deliberately prevents fans from falling in love with Gachi, but there will always be someone who likes her... leather case.

She can't leave her mouth with shit, pee and fart, her laughter is crazy and devilish, she is not gentle, loves money, and hates Debu, but with so many shortcomings, there are still people who like her and her live broadcast.This makes Kagura mea confused and incomprehensible, why would someone like a host full of shortcomings.

After returning to the room, Kagura Mea restored the microphone in the live broadcast room and began to explain to everyone what happened just now.

The so-called explanation is of course serious nonsense, and it is not nonsense. Anyway, what she said is true, but half of it is said. The person who talked to her earlier was Hideyoshi. Boot there.

Said that I often watch variety shows in the living room with You, take a bath together and so on.

Especially after talking about taking a bath together, the audience in the live broadcast room were all excited.They all fantasize about the picture of two beautiful girls taking a bath together.Some barrages are even booing and asking Kagura Mea to come and go to the bathroom.

These people are all thinking about peach.Of course she can't do this kind of thing in the live broadcast of the bathroom, even if it's just chatting and posting a picture in the live broadcast room, she can't do it

It can't make money, so what's the use of live broadcasting now, no matter how you say it, you have to wait until you can make money.If everyone pays, don't talk about the bathroom, she can even talk about the toilet or even constipation.

At that time, maybe he can become a god!

Chapter 85 Extreme Sports

The holiday ended quickly, and before you knew it, it was the night before school was about to start.

"Ah, it's the last day, and I feel like I didn't do anything this summer vacation."

Lying lazily on the sofa, Hideyoshi has no energy today.

This summer vacation, he participated in the Tezuka Award with full confidence and became a cartoonist of "Weekly Shonen Jumc".

He lost the Tezuka Award, and he has not yet become a professional cartoonist for "Weekly Shonen Jumc", but his career in the sea is smooth sailing.

The second episode of "Unfinished Stockholm" was well received, and even won the No. 18 weekly list of H-Hentai.com's 1× regional comic list.

He made a small fortune from the rewards of people who liked this comic.

Uncle's sporadic living expenses, the salary from the Angel Cafe plus an income from H-Hentai, even after paying the tuition fees, he still has a lot of money left.

Now he can be regarded as getting rid of poverty and running towards a well-off life. It is still a bit difficult to raise the excellent, but he can still keep the excellent from starving.

There is still a long way to go to make Yu can eat enough. If you replace Yu with Kagura mea, it will be easy to feed. After all, Kagura mea is not as edible as Yu.

"School starts tomorrow, I don't want to go to school."

Like Hideyoshi, Kagura was lazily lying on the sofa, enjoying the coolness brought by the air conditioner.

In the scorching sun in Tokyo in the afternoon, the living room is cool and comfortable. There is nothing better than a good night's sleep at this time.

"Then quit school and become a full-time Vtuber."

Hideyoshi said lightly.

"Really!"

Kagura Mea's eyes sparkled, she had already had this idea.The reason why she didn't suspend her studies to be a full-time Vtuber is because Hideyoshi persuaded her to "study more when people are ugly".

"Fake, if you really don't study and become a Vtuber full-time, I will not help you on the Vtuber road in the future, whether it is the cover of the video or new clothes, I will not be able to draw you."

"It's so cruel! You are my mother!"

"No, Crawl, I don't have children with less than high school education."

"Why, you are discriminating against people with low education."

"No, I just discriminated against you."

Two days ago, Kagura Mea had passed the monetization process, which seemed to inflate Kagura Mea, an unlucky kid, thinking that becoming a Vtuber was just a matter of hand.

As an old DD, Hideyoshi knows a lot about the Vtuber industry.It is not easy to become a big thing, especially if you are an individual.

Not only must you be able to speak and sing, but you must also be able to work. Live games and live chats have program effects.

Linkages are indispensable, stickers business, Lily business, these linkages that can increase fans are all needed.

It's a pity that the Kagura mea of ​​this world is different from the Kagura mea of ​​the previous world.

The mea in this world is still a loli in the third grade of middle school who is about to expire.She is a person, or the kind of person who just entered the industry and doesn't know other Vtubers at all.