Cohabitation Vtuber

Chapter 74 Wipe the dishes

After the initial distribution, Kagura mea started her own live broadcast journey.

After the submission of "Ghost Slaying Boy", Hideyoshi had a rare leisure time and spent a few days at home fishing for fish.

"It's so hot, I really want to buy an air conditioner."

Sitting in front of the electric fan, Hideyoshi opened his mouth hahaha, panting like a dog.

Hot, really hot.A small electric fan is not enough to cool him down.

air conditioner!

Euclid Wood's eyes lit up, and he turned his head to look at Hideyoshi with a burning gaze.

The three members of the family, including her, believed that a small electric fan could not save them.Whether it's Hideyoshi, Kagura Mea, or she all want an air conditioner in the apartment.

【purchase! 】

"what!"

Hideyoshi was startled by the notepad that suddenly appeared next to his face, and Euclid Wood, who was watching a variety show at some point, ran to his side.

"Do you want to buy an air conditioner?" Hideyoshi looked suspicious. Eucliwood wears this outfit every day, which makes people look hot, but he doesn't sweat at all. He thought Eucliwood would not be hot. Woolen cloth.

【too hot】

Eucliwood seemed to read Hideyoshi's thoughts, and said again.

[Although I use magic power to drive away heat, I don't use it often]

【Because if you use too much magic power, you will run into danger】

[If you buy an air conditioner, let’s pay together]

Working part-time with Hideyoshi in a coffee shop, Euclid Wood has her own small coffers. She eats Hideyoshi’s food, drinks Hideyoshi’s food, and after repaying the money she borrowed from Hideyoshi to buy clothes, she still has a lot of money left if she doesn’t buy other things. .Taking out this money, plus the funds provided by Hideyoshi and Kagura Mea, the three of them pooled their money to buy an air conditioner.

The air conditioner can be used not only in summer, but also in winter.Although it is expensive to turn on the air conditioner frequently, it is better to spend some money to buy a life than to be melted by the heat.

In summer, it is no joke that having an air conditioner equals life. Many people's lives are caused by the air conditioner.

"this is a good idea."

The reason why Hideyoshi hesitates to buy an air conditioner is that after buying an air conditioner, he basically has to eat dirt, but if Eucliwood and Kagura Mea also participate in sharing the share, then he can not eat dirt and still have money to support U Clearwood, at most reduce the feeding frequency for Eucliwood.

It hasn't rained in Tokyo for almost a week, and the summer is terribly hot.Since Hideyoshi said that he would not delay buying an air conditioner, he went to the second floor to find Kagura Mea to discuss this matter.

"Stupid sheep, are you awake?"

Hideyoshi turned the doorknob, found the door closed, knocked on the door and shouted inside.

"You haven't woken up yet, it's already afternoon."

Knocking on the door hard, Hideyoshi could feel the vibration on the second floor, but there was no response from inside.You won't die, will you?Hideyoshi came up with such an idea.Kagura mea has been broadcasting live every day since its initial distribution.

The Hanged Man was broadcast live in the morning and evening at first, and later became live broadcast in the afternoon and evening.In the past two days, it has become a live broadcast at night, and the live broadcast will start as soon as it gets dark.Then I didn't go to bed until dawn, and the jet lag was completely reversed.

"Hey, mea, are you still alive?"

Having been under the same roof for a long time, Hideyoshi has also figured out Kagura Mea's character and acceptance of jokes.Kagura mea with a poisonous tongue like this is acceptable. Of course, if you hear it with Kagura mea's temperament, you will inevitably fight back.

Hideyoshi is hesitating whether to kick the door

"It's so noisy, can you not be like my mother, who woke me up before it was dark. I was exhausted last night, can you let me sleep a little longer?"

In the dark room with the curtains drawn, Kagura Mea was sleeping on the floor with a mat covered in coolness.

"No, the plan for a day lies in the morning, and the plan for a year lies in summer. Time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle. Why sleep for a long time in life, after death, you will sleep forever, sleep you paralyzed and wake up!"

Hideyoshi said strange things outside the room, and even tampered with a famous saying.

"Stop reading, stop reading, I'll get up, I'll get up!"

Originally, the weather was hot, even though she was sleeping on the mat, Kagura Mea was still hot and irritable, and Hideyoshi, like a Tang monk, made her even more irritable.If it weren't for the criminal law, maybe she would have been angry from the heart and turned evil to the gallbladder, and Hideyoshi would have killed her instead.

With a head of messy white hair, Kagura Mea got up from the mat decadently, and dazedly found the fat times and clothes that she had thrown on the ground at random, and put them on.

Bra?What is that, do I need to wear that at home, we are all girls, so there is nothing to worry about.

Hideyoshi's appearance made Kagura Mea habitually be a girl.This is probably a kind of setting, even if Hideyoshi repeatedly emphasizes that she is a boy, people will still think of her as a girl after a long time.Unless Hideyoshi re-emphasizes that he is a boy, everyone will regard him as a girl except Eucliwood, who is also a time traveler.

Just like the diva Yan in the middle V is gender female and professional male, Hideyoshi can be said to be gender male and professional female.

"When you wake up, let me tell you something."

Hideyoshi told Kagura Mea about the three people in the apartment working together to buy an air conditioner.Kagura Mea did not refuse this proposal either, she would accept it if the three of them shared the purchase of the air conditioner.

Although it hasn't been long since she debuted as a Vtb, and the "oily soil turtle" has not yet reached the income invitation, but she believes that as long as she broadcasts live every day, everything will be fine and she will definitely be rich.

At that time, instead of partnering to buy the air conditioner, she can pay for the air conditioner herself.Buy two air conditioners in the room, one blows cold air and the other blows hot air.Not for anything else, just to show off your wealth.

Maybe it was because the weather was too hot and the room was too stuffy, which caused Kagura Mea to suffer from heat stroke, and this woman's mind was already confused.

Hideyoshi didn't know what Kagura Mea was thinking, if he knew, he would definitely say "good guy, my fucking backhand is a good guy".

The air conditioner that the three of them bought together is placed in the living room.

Everyone's bedroom is definitely not allowed, after all, they bought it together.Although Hideyoshi and Euclid Wood share a room together, it is impossible for Kagura Mea to sleep in Hideyoshi's room, and Kagura Mea's room is also impossible. It is impossible for one or two people to monopolize the air conditioner after paying the money.

So the last option is only the living room.Hideyoshi wants to put it in the study, because he spends the longest time in the study, but Eucliwood and Kagura Mea often watch TV in the living room.

In the study room, besides Hideyoshi, Euclid Wood will also go. Before there was no computer, Kagura Mea would go to the study room to read books and literature. The girl cultivated her sentiments. After she had a computer and became a Vtuber, she became a ruthless one. The live broadcast machine and the ruthless whole machine.

One day filled the room with giggling and dish-wiping laughter.

PS: mea has broadcasted live, wait for the live broadcast to end, and wait for YouTube to finish the live broadcast of station B, it depends on her own good luck.

Chapter 75 The Ideal Vtuber

After resting for a few days, Hideyoshi started his busy life again.

Tezuka Shang's manga is finished, it doesn't mean he can be idle.Regardless of whether Tezuka rewards him or not, he has to prepare a new manga.

If the Tezuka Award wins, then he will prepare the manga serialized in "Weekly Shonen Jumc", and if he does not win the award, he will also prepare for the next Tezuka Award.

H-Hentai

In addition to conceiving new comics and part-time jobs, he has another job to do, which is to help Kagura mea edit her recordings, and teach this mea how to edit.

For money.

Hideyoshi is not helping Kagura Mea to work for nothing, but Hideyoshi asked Kagura Mea to owe the money first, and she will pay the money when the profit is converted someday.

To be honest, it is not impossible to help Kagura Mea without charging money, but Hideyoshi does not want Kagura Mea to develop the habit of whoring for nothing, and the labor results of every laborer need to be respected.

In the future, if Kagura Mea develops overseas, there will be a "cannibal" subtitle group at the flower planter, and if Kagura Mea still lives in the apartment, then he will definitely ask Kagura Mea to pay the subtitle group, so that the subtitle group will not be used for nothing visit a prostitute.

There is a limit to using love to post. If you just send money to the subtitle group, it must be unbearable for a Vtuber with personal power.But it doesn't have to be more, it's a little bit if you can, and some benefits such as signatures, if you rely on your colleagues in the circle to set off, it is not impossible to take off.

Now that Hideyoshi is here, he will definitely not let this hanging man be burned. No matter how he is, he is the "male mother" of this unlucky child. The son is not the fault of the godfather. Of course, he must be disciplined if he is both a father and a mother. own "daughter".

The editing, cover, subtitles, school team, etc. of the video were all done by Hideyoshi alone, and he also taught Kagura Mea, a lazy dog, how to do it.How to say Kagura mea is a Vtuber, if she wants to go this way, then she must know all these things.

Relying on others is a princess, relying on oneself is a queen.

"Mea, do you have any idea of ​​expanding the florist market?"

With the air conditioner blowing in the living room, Hideyoshi helped Kagura mea edit the video with his laptop.Euclid Wood was lying on the sofa, quietly taking an afternoon nap on it.

Eucliwood has never set foot in the study room since the air conditioner was installed.This made Hideyoshi so sad that he had to move to the living room to paint.

"Growing flowers, I don't speak Chinese, and I can't understand the barrage during the live broadcast, and the audience can't understand my words. If there is no interaction, no one will watch it."

Kagura rested her chin and looked at the computer screen with tired eyes. She was sleepy listening to what Hideyoshi said.

"Learn Chinese, if you learn it, you will definitely attract fans."

"Do you think I'm a good-for-nothing who can learn Chinese? I'm so bad at the Chinese exam."

"Right."

"hiss!"

The self-deprecating Kagura Mea did not expect that Hideyoshi would not follow the routine, I have already belittled myself so much, shouldn't you comfort me.Even if it is not comforting, there is no need to agree.This is a supplementary knife, you are weak.

"That's a pity. If you go to the florist, there will be a big business and a bigger stage if you become a popular Vtuber. The florist, then, the Vtuber market is still blank. If you go, with my help, you can decide to become a Vtuber." Big things."

On this point, Hideyoshi is still very confident. After all, the Kagura mea in the last world did not have him, and he became a Vtuber who is well mixed in his personal situation alone.

"Why are you so encouraging me to go over there?"

Kagura Mea couldn't understand why Hideyoshi would be so strong that she went to the flower planter to develop.

"Because I want to see you in pain while learning Chinese."

Hideyoshi smiled viciously, these words are his sincere words, if Kagura Mea learns Chinese seriously, he will definitely feel pain.Because she is a Vtuber, learning Chinese requires not only being able to recognize and write characters, but also speaking.The rhetorical words can make Kagura mea feel what pain is.

"Your personality will definitely not find a match." Kagura Mea cursed viciously.Hideyoshi's words made Kagura mea a little moved. After all, the reason why she wanted to become a Vtuber was very simple.

Sitting and making money, sitting and making big money.

A big business, a bigger stage, more fans, more money, these are what Kagura Mea wants.

Seeing Kagura Mea's expression moved, Hideyoshi struck while the iron was hot to brainwash the sheep.Another reason for letting Kagura mea to plant flowers is to share the happiness with other people.And by relying on Kagura mea, the first Vtuber to enter Bie.com, to create a good environment.

Vtuber is a profession that brings happiness to people, Hideyoshi thinks so.

After becoming the "male mother" of Kagura mea, he may have a developed psychology or desire. He wants to make Kagura mea his ideal Vtuber.

Borrowing the existence of Kagura mea to guide this newly developed circle to go on a benign and correct path, instead of letting this circle become stinky, dog-licking, fandom, and like some stupid [Beep——! 】The company jumps left and right on the political red line of other countries.

Under Hideyoshi's earnest and kind temptation, Kagura Mea agreed.In fact, Kagura Mea really didn't want Hideyoshi to talk about it anymore, so she simply agreed.

I promised to let Hideyoshi shut up first, otherwise this guy can talk about it all day.Even if she escapes now, this Tang Seng will find an opportunity, for example, to chant a spell on her outside the bathroom door.

In the evening, Kagura Mea broadcasted live after dinner, Eucliwood watched TV in the living room, and Hideyoshi practiced cooking in the kitchen.

Basically, Hideyoshi cooks dishes four times in a week, and the dishes he cooks every time are not normal as long as they are not cold dishes.

When you are lucky, the finished product will be in the pot.On bad luck, the contents of the pot will come out and bounce around.

The most unlucky one was that the things that were made exploded directly, leaving the whole kitchen in a mess. The kitchen was full of meat and potatoes, and the potato stewed chicken that was going to be made turned into exploding potato chicken instead.

"Boom!"

There was an explosion from the kitchen, and the whole apartment shook.

Euclidwood held the teacup and glanced into the kitchen.Hideyoshi inside came out in disgrace, speaking Chinese and complaining constantly.

"It's stupid, why can I explode noodles when I cook them? I've only heard of flour exploding but not noodles exploding."

Wearing wriggling noodles, Hideyoshi appeared in the living room.

[on the head]

Euclid Wood saw that it wriggled like a maggot-infested noodle, and the tea in the cup suddenly became stale.

"Ah, what did I say on the head?" Hideyoshi tore off the maggots on his head, bah, it was noodles.The noodles were torn into two pieces with ease, and the squirming noodles died as expected.

"Would you like a bite, Yuu?"

Hideyoshi shook the noodle that had been dismembered, and said in a wicked way.

【? 】

Eucliwood puts a question mark, did the explosion in the kitchen blow your mind, why do you think I would eat this thing.

Eucliwood, who wanted to complain like this, restrained herself, but what she never expected was that after Hideyoshi shook her head and refused to eat, this guy ate it by himself.

I ate it myself!

Hideyoshi, who doesn't eat himself every time he cooks, ate the maggots, no, the noodles he made and tore off by himself this time!

PS: The matter of mea is probably over.Before December, the single shift will be done first, and the double shift will be full attendance from December.And at that time, Mea's live was also over, and the matter should be completely settled.

PS2: The new book was published today, and it hasn’t passed the review yet. It’s a supernatural novel. I only recommend Xie La, although most people probably won’t read it.The new book is called "This World Is Normal".

Chapter 76 Cooking Skills Improve Upupup!

"Yu, would you like some?"

Chewing the noodles, Hideyoshi said to Eucliwood.