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"5, 4, 0!"

Hideyoshi, who was counting down, jumped to "4" instantly after reading "0", turned off the lights at once while the ghost was not paying attention, and then ran away quickly!He ran to the bright place of the stairs, he didn't dare to take a look at the living room, for fear of seeing something unclean at night, as long as he couldn't see it, everything wouldn't exist.

Speaking of which, there is a necromancer called Euclidwood in the apartment, so Hideyoshi doesn't have to worry if there are ghosts, and if there is a ghost, Euclidwood will definitely say it.

However, Hideyoshi didn't think of this. In Hideyoshi's eyes, Eucliwood's profession is his wife, and he has long ignored the profession of necromancer.

Who made Yu different from his impression of the gloomy, terrifying necromancer who summoned skeletons and zombies, today's Hideyoshi still praises Cha Taozi.

"Ok?"

Back in the room, Hideyoshi, who was about to go to bed, went to bed, when suddenly he noticed something was wrong on the bed.

The lights in the room had been turned off a long time ago, there was no moon or stars tonight, and the curtains were drawn, and Hideyoshi did not turn on the lights when he entered the bedroom.

He is afraid of the dark because he is afraid that he is alone. When he knows that there is Yu in the room, he will not have all kinds of ghosts in his mind to scare himself.

Hey, hey, can't it, can't it, the Taoyuan trio that I've always fantasized about has really come?

Hideyoshi got out of bed in the dark and found the desk lamp on the table and turned it on. The faint light illuminated a corner of the room. With this light, Hideyoshi saw the girl sleeping on his bed.

Euclid Wood was lying quietly on his bed at this time. The girl was lying on the bed and fell asleep with a book in her right hand, as if she fell asleep reading a book.

How to do this?

Go to bed pretending not to know, or is he sleeping in the closet today?

With these two choices, no matter which Hideyoshi it is, he thinks it is good, the former can sleep with Yu in the same bed, the latter can smell Yu in bed, and the latter is also a gentleman's choice.

"However, I still want to sleep with you..."

And I want to smell Yuu's scent, isn't it more fragrant than sleeping in the closet when I get close to it when I sleep.

"Okay, sleep in the closet then."

Hideyoshi made the cut off, and sure enough, he was cowardly and lustful, and dared not sleep with You.

At this time, if Galgame was an option, he would definitely choose to be with Yousleep. Unfortunately, this is reality, not a game, and there is no S/L Dafa.If you lost favor with Youshui because he took advantage of being with Youshui, he would die.

Compared to the risky A going up and forcing them to sleep together, which may be annoying, why not sleep in the closet, and sniffing Yu's body fragrance in the closet is also okay.

Disappointed Hideyoshi climbed into the closet to sleep.Originally, he had the idea of ​​smelling the closet, but after getting in the car and touching the pillow, he became sleepy, closed his eyes and fell asleep quickly.

In his sleep, he who was dreaming a sweet dream could only feel the weight of his body, and something warm, soft and hard pressed against his body.

It was so hot and uncomfortable.

Hideyoshi was full of this idea all night, and he didn't sleep well at all throughout the night.

PS: Transformation is prohibited, what kind of pure love is transformation, rua.

Chapter 51 Are you angry?

Early in the morning, Hideyoshi opened his eyes.

He didn't know what happened last night, he slept very uncomfortable.I had a long nightmare and encountered ghosts on the bed, and now I wake up with backaches and backaches, and my chest feels hard as if there is a steel plate on it.

The dazed Hideyoshi yawned, and just as he was about to get up from the bed, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

No, why is the closet so crowded, and there are a few places on my body that are so cramped.

this is?Hideyoshi, who noticed something was wrong, became more awake. He looked at Euclid Wood in his arms and his eyes widened.

WTF?What is this scenario?Why is Yu on his bed?

Hideyoshi stared blankly at the girl sleeping in his arms facing him.The silver-haired girl curled up in his arms, and the girl's gentle breathing made Hideyoshi's neck itch even more.

Isn't it, Sir?Is this a turn of events? When I wake up in the morning, there is actually a welfare plot from You.

Yuu slept in his bed last night, so he slept in the closet.Is this the last night when Yu crawled into the closet in a daze?

Hideyoshi guessed that this was the only possibility, and it couldn't be that you were sleeping with him on purpose.Although he loves to eat peaches, he won't eat all the peach trees together.If you were interested in his body, you would have shared the bed with him long ago, not only shared the bed, but also held hands and kissed lips.

What should I do about this?

When Hideyoshi was hesitating whether to get out of bed quietly or pretend to sleep, the girl's eyelashes trembled slightly, her eyes slowly opened, and a pair of sea-blue eyes looked blankly at the boy in front of her.

"what."

Just like Hideyoshi, Eucliwood, who was still a little dazed after waking up after seeing another person on the bed, suddenly woke up.

Hideyoshi heard Yuna's surprised voice.Hideyoshi thought that after seeing him, Eucliwood would push him away in anger or depression, but Eucliwood didn't react much, and got up from the bed indifferently.

Euclid Wood couldn't be angry about this.Hideyoshi knew what happened last night, and Eucliwood also knew what happened after waking up.

He climbed into Hideyoshi's bed by himself last night.

Euclid Wood got out of bed and went to the bathroom, rubbing her face that was gradually turning red.Yesterday I fell asleep while reading on Hideyoshi's bed, and occupied someone else's bed and forced someone else to sleep in the closet.If she fell asleep on Hideyoshi's bed with peace of mind, why did she have to go back to sleep in the closet last night?

After finding that the closet was crowded and there was something soft on the bed, there was no response, and he just fell asleep on it.

There will be a scene this morning where Eucliwood knows that he is more than 90.00% responsible.It is not her style to shirk her own mistakes to others.

Let's take advantage of it, but it's just sleeping together.Her whole body was tightly wrapped except her thighs and face, and she didn't suffer much.

On the contrary, looking at Hideyoshi's sluggish face, you can tell that he didn't sleep well, and she seemed to have made Hideyoshi terribly last night.

She remembered that she hugged something soft in a daze at night, hugged it tightly and rubbed it hard.From behind, the whole person got into the doll's arms and rubbed.That "doll" shouldn't feel very good when she rubs against her armor.

"are you angry?"

At some point, Hideyoshi appeared behind Eucliwood.Euclid, who washed her face and took off the towel, happened to see Hideyoshi behind her in the mirror.

Hearing that Eucliwood shook her head, she put the notepad in the bedroom and could only answer Hideyoshi's question by nodding and shaking her head.

"Are you really not angry?"

Women's hearts are needled, many times when girls say they are not angry, they are actually angry.Hideyoshi asked again to make sure if Eucliwood was angry.

Euclid Wood nodded.There's nothing to be angry about this kind of thing, it's just sleeping with Hideyoshi, both of them are well dressed and nothing happened.

Moreover, Hideyoshi's hand feels super good, and sleeping in Hideyoshi's arms is also very comfortable. She actually slept soundly last night, which even made her feel very good now.

"Really?"

Euclid Wood nodded again.

"really?"

A "#" appeared on Euclid's forehead, and he nodded with the rare restlessness in his heart.

"Really really?"

Hideyoshi, who was joking when he asked this question, never expected that the little foot wearing the greaves stepped on Hideyoshi's foot hard.

Too much fun.

Today's breakfast is bread.Hideyoshi, who was nibbling on the bread, quietly looked at Euclid who was sipping bread beside him. He thought that Euclid stepped on his foot in the bathroom, which was both funny and self-satisfied.

Compared to Yu not showing any emotions, Hideyoshi hopes that Yu will have emotional fluctuations.He expects this kind of fluctuation to be good, just like the little dissatisfaction just now also belongs to the good side.

Euclid Wood is too abstinent. The personality of this girl with a three-digit age is actually no different from that of ordinary girls.Compared with those real three-no girls (grass), Eucliwood is forced to become a three-no.

Today is Saturday, and Kagura Mea does not need to go to school during weekends. She can accompany the empty-nester Eucliwood at home.Although Yu didn't say it, Hideyoshi could see that Yu was actually a little lonely at home.

With mea at home, I should be able to play with You.Today he is going to work part-time, to distribute leaflets in department stores.However, after work in the department store, I can take You out for a trip, not for a date, but for You to protect him and go to the office to ask the members of the Ashikawa group for help.

The wicked need to be tortured by the wicked.

The bad girls like Sato and the bad boys Sato knew should be safe after being warned by the underworld members of the Ashikawa group.

To be honest, Hideyoshi was able to ask the Ashikawa group to warn the Sato trio at first, but Hideyoshi wanted to teach these people a lesson.Let the Luchuan group teach them a lesson, maybe it will develop into a subplot.This is unlikely, but there is no guarantee that there will be some rotten fish and rotten shrimp in the Luchuan group [beep——! 】The worm's upper brain caused trouble.

"Then I'm going out."

After the meal, Hideyoshi checked to make sure that he had brought all the things he wanted to bring, and then said goodbye to Kagura Mea and Eucliwood.

"Bon Voyage."

【Be careful on the road】

"Ok."

Hideyoshi went out with a backpack on his back.

The department store where he worked part-time was quite far from the apartment, so Hideyoshi had to take the tram to get there.

Because it is not the peak period, the tram is not very crowded, and Hideyoshi did not encounter the plot of "Tram×Wolf" on the tram, let alone the idiot.

At the beginning, Hideyoshi thought about drawing a book about idiots on trams, but there are too many of these books, and there is no plot. Basically, there are beautiful girls or beautiful girls on the tram, and then one or more idiots appear strange to the girls. Weird H thing.

This kind of boring Hideyoshi Honko passed after thinking for less than three seconds. Compared with Hideyoshi Honko who has no connotation, he hopes to draw something with a core and a plot.

After others read the book, it is not only a matter of rushing and finishing, but also allows readers to remember the plot in the book.

Chapter 52 Kumamon

Department store.

A Kumamon was lying on the ground like a salted fish, with its legs crossed, and from time to time, it pushed a leaflet to passers-by.

The person inside this Kumamon is Hideyoshi who came to work in a department store.

In the beginning, Hideyoshi was good at handing out leaflets, but he was a waste of physical strength and soon tired.

Walking around the mall wearing a Kumamon doll costume is still very tiring, it's hot and tiring, and occasionally there will be bear children to make trouble.He could still bear the brat who rubbed and pushed him, but he couldn't stand the brat who kicked him.

It is precisely because of this that Hideyoshi lay down and lay down wherever he fell.

It may be because his posture of distributing leaflets while lying down with his legs crossed is too arrogant. Many people find it interesting and will take the initiative to pick up the leaflets he handed out when passing by.

Of course, Hideyoshi didn't lie down for a long time. A Kumamon bear as big as he was lying on the road obstructing pedestrians. If someone in charge of him saw it, his wages might be deducted.

It didn't take long for Hideyoshi to get up from the ground, looking for the bastard who kicked him while handing out leaflets.

It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

It's a pity that Hideyoshi is not a gentleman, he has identified himself as a villain since before.Even the night before was too late for him, how could he let go of that brat who kicked him.

The brat was with two other children, and there were no parents around him. It seemed that he came to the mall to take advantage of the air conditioner.

Hmph, since there are no bear parents, don't blame me for being rude.When I find you, I want you to know why the flowers are so red.

Hideyoshi hates bear children the most, whether it is in the Two-dimensional world or the three-dimensional world, seeing those bear children, whether they are loli or Zhengtai, no matter whether they are good-looking or not, Hideyoshi can't bear it.

As for his violent temper, if any brat provokes him, he will beat that brat.

It's the first time for everyone to be a human being. Why should I let you go when you are young? I will bully you vigorously while you are young. Just beat the child to death when you are young.

Before crossing the Chinese New Year, I met some brats from relatives who tore up game posters, destroyed figurines as wives, and stole NS.Hideyoshi is really not used to treating such a brat. If he is caught, he will be beaten first, and if he is not caught, he will visit his relatives and get a beating.

Even if the relationship is deadlocked, I will not hesitate.

For example, the parent of the bear child who followed his NS had a very tense relationship with him because of the NS problem, and often made sarcastic remarks to other relatives,

"Isn't it just a broken game console", "Yo, it's so expensive, I'm really rich", "I wasted money to buy such an expensive game console in one day".

After hearing so much, Hideyoshi's ears became callused, and he also had a bad face and even swears at such relatives.Even the phrase "how do you talk to your elders" can't beat his temper.

When I was young, I was often beaten for this, but when I grew up, the family didn't care about it, mainly because his family also found those relatives annoying.

Of course, the children of those relatives are more annoying.There are not many well-behaved and particularly likable children, but the bear ones are particularly annoying.

Most of the time, there is a bear parent behind the bear children. If there is a parent Hideyoshi next to the three children, there is a small probability that they will be counseled. They choose to endure the calm for a while and take a step back.With a high probability, it is to cover the face and hair and kick the unlucky child to run away while the parent is not paying attention.

If the child is kicked away, as long as it is his own child, he will go to see the child's condition, and if he is not his own, he may catch Hideyoshi, so under normal circumstances, his parents will not be able to catch him if he does this.

It's a pity that Hideyoshi, who was handing out leaflets all the way looking for the unlucky boy, couldn't find the unlucky boy all afternoon. When it was time to finish work, he had to go back to return the holster in resentment.

"Huh? Isn't this the brat!"

When Hideyoshi was sighing and depressed, he suddenly found three jumping children not far in front of him, and the little boy in blue clothes with crew cut in the middle made Hideyoshi's eyes shine.

It's really hard to find a place to go through iron shoes, and it doesn't take much effort to get it.

Hideyoshi ran to the back of the bear child in a few steps of "thump, thump, thump". The three children turned around when they heard the voice behind them, and saw a simple and honest smiling Kumamon looking down at them.

The next second, Kumamon lowered his head, opened his mouth wide and "swallowed" the child in the middle.

"Eh?"

Whether it was the other two brats or the passers-by, they were dumbfounded when they saw this scene.

"Gudong."