Cohabitation Vtuber

In the study, Shigure Yui, who was earnestly drawing Shibuka with a hand-painted board, frowned slightly. She turned her head to look at Hideyoshi, and said maliciously.

"You laugh so disgustingly, like a hentai, you must have done something obscene to someone. I advise you to turn yourself in quickly, so that you can save a few years of your sentence."

"Can you not use your dark thoughts to speculate on my sunny smile." Hideyoshi rolled his eyes at Shigure Yui.

"Yu Ji, tell me, is Hideyoshi's laughter disgusting, like a pervert."

Shi Yu Yuyi pulled Inuyama Tamahime, Inuyama Tamahime was listening to music with earphones on, and didn't take off the earphones, when she saw Shiyu Yuyi opened her mouth, she nodded perfunctorily and said, "Yeah, yeah."

"Look, Yuji says your laughter is disgusting!"

"Inuyama didn't even hear what we were talking about, okay?" Hideyoshi shrugged amusedly, he was in a great mood after kissing Yuu, and couldn't help molesting Shi Yuyu, "Why would I do something lewd to someone? Well, Yuyi, you are so beautiful, if I want to be wretched, I will also be wretched about you."

As he said that, Hideyoshi made a smile that he thought was super evil. However, no matter how evil his Hideyoshi face was, it would not make people feel evil. On the contrary, Shi Yu Yuyi felt that he was making a cute grimace.

"Pervert, I'm going to call the police, tell the police if you have anything to say."

Shi Yu Yuyi scolded, she knew that Hideyoshi was teasing her, but she still couldn't help being angry.

"Heh heh heh, call the police, I promise I will finish the job before the police come!"

Hideyoshi said with a smile that he would hurt one thousand enemies and eighty thousand himself.

"Then you are really fast, you are indeed the fastest shooter in the world." Shi Yu Yuyi applauded in conviction.

Everyone is an old driver who has read countless books and knows a lot of pornographic jokes, and has a lot of driving postures.

If one person dares to speak dirty words, the other dares to answer.

"No, no, I want it to be as fast as possible, and as long as I want it to be slow. If you feel that the time is too short and unsatisfactory, we can take a little longer. Of course, it can also be so long that we are still applauding for love when the police come."

"Really, I think you can be fast if you want to be fast, but not necessarily slow if you want to be slow."

Shi Yu Yuyi felt that her face was getting hot, and now she would be harassed by Hideyoshi's letters every night, and the two of them were talking to each other in the email messages.

But there is still a difference between talking dirty online through the screen of a mobile phone and talking face-to-face in real life.

On the Internet, she can let herself go, gossip, dirty jokes, old Si Ji's swear words come out of her mouth, but in reality she is more submissive.Even in front of the familiar Hideyoshi, she couldn't speak as freely as she did online.

Even if she barely said it, her face would heat up with embarrassment. If the scale of what she said was too large, it would not be impossible for her head to turn into a steam princess with smoke.

Inuyama Tamahime, who is obsessed with listening to songs and drawing pictures, has no idea that the other two in the study are talking nonsense. If she hears it, she will definitely join in with fun.

In the aspect of fearing that the world will not be chaotic, Inuyama Yuhime is not weaker than Kagura Nana, and even worse.

The reason why she doesn't follow Gonghuo most of the time is mainly because she knows that some things are fine with Gonghuo, and some things will be retaliated by the parties involved.

Inuyama Tamaki and Shigure Hagoromo, they have taught everything that Hideyoshi can teach, but in fact they don't have to come to Sakurasou every weekend.

But for some reason, the two of them still came to Sakura Village every week.Even if I have no questions to ask Hideyoshi, I still come to Sakurasou to paint.

Hideyoshi didn't ask, and Shigure Hagoromo and Inuyama Tamaki didn't say why, and the two sides kept a tacit understanding to draw pictures together in the study every week.

Kagura Nana and Minami Nanami, who have been fishing for a long time, joined Eucliwood's Chinese class together. The two guys who are stupid in learning study Chinese together with the good student Kano.

Over time, this kind of life has become a daily routine.

On weekends, there will always be one or two days when there will be eight people in Sakurasou.

Occasionally, when eating with seven beautiful girls, Hideyoshi would have the illusion that he is the male protagonist of a harem novel and eating with his eight harems.

Such absurd ideas come and go as quickly as he does.

My goal is to attack Mea, Hero, Yui, and depending on the situation, attack Minami, plus Yu is the five harem.

Five is enough, and there are three more than five. I'm afraid the eight harems are out of their minds.

There are only exhausted cows and no ploughed land.

Eight!

The cattle in the production team dare not plow like this.

It's okay when you're young, but if you're 30 or 40, who can stand it.

It is said that it is seven times a night, how can there be eight times a night.

Having said that, even five of them would be enough.

Although he hasn't given the strategy to the girl and Yuyi in the apartment yet, Hideyoshi is already thinking about things after getting married in the future.

Or, try refining that medicine?

At night, Hideyoshi, who was sleeping with Yu in his arms, was thinking wildly.

When you think about something sour, boki is inevitable.

However, it is not once or twice that boki sleeps with You.

As a teenager who is full of energy and is not good at releasing himself, let alone boki, even the normal physiological phenomenon of nocturnal emission has appeared many times.

Unlucky or good luck accidentally soiled You... There were three or four times in the pajama pants.

Hideyoshi doesn't even know whether his relationship with Yu is progressing slowly or rapidly.

Let's talk slowly, the life pattern is like an old married couple except for sex life.Holding Yu boki, and accidentally soiling Yu's pajama pants, Yu didn't respond.

Let's talk about the progress, he and You have kissed once, and he was the one who kissed you first, not to mention the sex life, he hasn't even seen You's body.

Compared with the contradictory progress of his relationship with You, his relationship with Mea and Hero is progressing step by step, accumulating the girls' favor for him bit by bit.

On Minami Nanami's side, Hideyoshi still doesn't know whether to attack, because it all depends on Minami Nanami's attitude.

This passionate Samoyed, knowing that he has a complicated relationship with other girls, is still active and enthusiastic towards him, expressing various hints that he wants to associate with him.

Facing Minami Nanami's hint, Hideyoshi's answer was very straightforward, saying that his heart was broken into many pieces, and he would not only like one person, so if he wants to be with him, he must get along well with other women preparation.

With this answer, Minami Nanami, who fell in love with Hideyoshi at first sight, hesitated.

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Chapter 355

Today, Kagura mea is broadcasting live as always.

Live singing, chatting, reading cotton candy, and making harassing phone calls.

Kagura mea suddenly wanted to make a surprise call to the Vtuber she knew.

She has been a Vtuber for a long time, and she is a big name among the Vtubers on the website. The Vtubers she knows are no longer limited to the few people she knows in reality.

Yuu, Hero, Kizuna Ai, Kano, Hideyoshi are definitely not the only ones who can make calls.

"Are you seriously ill? I'm just downstairs in the study, you call me?"

Hideyoshi, who was fishing and playing with his mobile phone on the table in the study, was dumbfounded when he received a call from Kagura Mea.

"Why are you swearing, rude. I'm live-streaming a surprise call."

In the room on the second floor, Kagura Mea had a hippie smile.Although she couldn't see Hideyoshi, she could imagine from Hideyoshi's tone that he was looking down.

Kagura Mea's imagination was wrong, Hideyoshi didn't cringe and criticize, he was tired of painting with a look of laziness.

"Okay, I made a call, it's okay, I hung up."

The tired Hideyoshi didn't want to chat with Kagura Mea, he wanted to lie down on the table and take a nap for a few minutes, and then go to the living room and study to take a nap when he was more energetic.

"Stop. Shiro, Kano, Ai-chan, and Yuu have all chatted with me for more than half an hour. Why did you stretch your crotch? You will hang up in less than a minute." Kagura Mea persuaded Hideyoshi don't hang up the phone, "A beautiful girl like me calls you, do you really have the heart to hang up? Boom."

Lao Tzu punched and groaned.How long has this been an old meme, and it's still buzzing.

"Beautiful girl? What did the 39-year-old aunt say?"

Hideyoshi's tone of voice was full of teasing.Before Kagura's debut, the setting of Kagura Mea was a clear beautiful girl maid. After her debut, the setting became the Queen of Chongguo, Chaos, Natto, and a 38-year-old single mother with two children.

Mea debuted last year, she was 38 last year and she should be 39 years old this year.

"By the way, don't forget to pick up the child after the broadcast. If you forget to pick up the child yesterday, don't forget it today."

Knowing that mea is broadcasting live, Hideyoshi still cooperates with the effect of the whole program.

In Kagura Mea's live broadcast room, DD was stunned when he heard Hideyoshi's words.Some newcomers who are new to the live broadcast room and do not know Kagura mea are even more confused, and put question marks in the live broadcast room.

"???"

"If you don't understand, just ask, is the anchor really 39 years old?"

"It's disgusting, the old woman got a girly leather case."

"RNM, refund the money!"

"No, no, no one really doesn't know that Mea is an old aunt."

"I'm an honest person, may I take over the order from Mea?"

Some barrages in the live broadcast room are serious, while others are teasing jokes.

Hideyoshi dared to talk in the live broadcast room, and Kagura Mea naturally dared to answer. She quickly entered the scene and said in a sad tone: "Don't do this, although I am with Xi Luo, the child is innocent. We said Okay, one, two, three, four, you pick up the kids, five, six, seven, I pick up the kids. Yesterday was... ah, yesterday was Friday, so it’s okay. No, today is Saturday, the school is on holiday, where are the kids going to school! "

Acting Kagura mea discovered a BUG, ​​not only the BUG in his own performance, but also the BUG in Hideyoshi's acting.

"You only reported the sow's postpartum care class and the boar's magic castration class to your child on weekends last week. Did you forget?"

Hideyoshi was talking nonsense in a serious manner, and what he said made the DDs in the live broadcast room overjoyed.

Good guy, which family's children make up for the postpartum care of sows and the magic castration of boars. The children in these two classes go to learn, how big is the child, the mother is natto, and the child is probably not snail powder.

One of the two was joking and the other was flattering, as if they were talking about cross talk.

The amount of information in their conversations is amazing. Hideyoshi and mea have a child, and the two divorced because Hideyoshi cheated.Now mea is with Xi Luo, and Hideyoshi is in a relationship with Shikano, the former mistress, and then Hideyoshi cheated on Yu again, but Kano chose to forgive Hideyoshi, even if Hideyoshi cheated on her, she still loves him.

The cross talk between Hideyoshi and Kagura mea tells such a story.During the period, mea almost pulled Kizuna Ai in, but fortunately Hideyoshi interrupted it in time.

Kizuna Ai is different from them, she is friends with them in private, but online she is a Vtuber of another company.It's best not to involve her in this kind of rotten cross talk. If there is any big rhythm, the company may send a lawyer's letter to the "rumour-mongering" to demand compensation.

"By the way, how did you communicate with You for half an hour?"

Knowing that Mea called You for half an hour, Hideyoshi was puzzled.If You don't drink medicine to talk, how can Mea chat with You who can't speak for half an hour.

What Hideyoshi didn't expect was that Kagura Mea's answer made him spit out old blood.

"Sign Language."

"Video call?"

"No, an ordinary phone."

Well, sign language!

Not a video call, but a voice call using sign language!

Did you learn from the clerk who called KFC and answered the phone with gestures... The big, medium and small bags of the explosive chicken rice crackers are so big, so big, or so big.

How did you manage to communicate with You in sign language over the phone? !

This is unreasonable!

Hideyoshi, who didn't know what to say, said silently, put down the phone, and clapped his hands.

"Clap clap clap."

Crisp applause resounded in the study.

"I am a blind person, what are the anchors doing in the live broadcast room?"

"Stop and do."

"I love Fenglin."

"Night."

"So wet, so wet."

Many of the DDs in the live broadcast room are LSPs.That's right, whoever is a serious person will be a DD, they are all DDs, not what LSP is.

Even if the DDs heard the "cracking" sound in the live broadcast room, they knew it was applause, but they had to turn yellow manually.

They are all LSPs, not to mention that broken roads can be opened, even if there is no road, they can open a road.

There are no roads in the world. If there are more cars, the road becomes a road. ——Zhou Yucai. --Mark Twain.

Hideyoshi said to hang up the phone, but his body was very honest and he talked to mea for an hour of cross talk before ending the performance.