Cohabitation Vtuber

This is so dazed that I saw Vtuber, I must be stupid.

"Do you need help?"

The hallucination on the stairs suddenly made a sound, making Hideyoshi tremble in fright.

Hmm, it's not a hallucination, but a real person?Or am I hallucinating?

In less than a second, Hideyoshi vetoed the strange speculation behind.

Although I don't quite believe it, it seems that the girl in front of me may be the tenant that the agent said.

The white-haired girl wears a pair of playful double ponytails. On her pretty face is a pair of strange colored pupils shining like jewels. The upper part of the left eye is blue, and the lower part is orange-yellow. The right eye is just the opposite.

It's like wearing colored contact lenses, strange but nice.

The girl's dress was different from the French maid in military uniform and military cap that Hideyoshi remembered.

Wearing white short-sleeves and black denim shorts, her dress is very cool, her appearance is young and childish, more like a loli than a girl.

While Hideyoshi was watching Kagura Mea, Kagura Mea was also looking at Hideyoshi carefully.

After seeing Hideyoshi, Kagura Mea's nervous heart was relieved.

It's a girl, not a boy, which is great.

Renting such a cheap apartment, the landlord did not say that men are not allowed to live in. Kagura mea is mentally prepared to share the apartment with boys, but it is better than sharing with boys and girls.

For boys, it's too dangerous.Kagura Mea thinks so.

Hideyoshi is not a girl, he is indeed a boy.Kagura mea will think that Hideyoshi is a boy just because Hideyoshi is not only called Hideyoshi, but also looks the same as Kinoshita Hideyoshi in "Stupid, Quiz, Summoned Beast".

His surname is not Kinoshita, let alone Toyotomi. His surname is Xiu, and his given name is Ji, which means auspicious and wishful thinking.Whether it is before or after crossing, he has this name.

Before crossing, he had this name, but his appearance was that of a boy no matter whether he looked at it from the front or the back or looked at it in women's clothing.Unlike now, looking back and forth, as long as he doesn't wear obvious masculine clothes and dresses up well, he does look like a girl.

Who made most of the clothes these days be unisex, which can be worn by boys and girls, and his hair has become like a girl's short hair because he hasn't cut it for a long time. It looks like a girl is normal.

The problem is, it's not that he hasn't tried cutting his hair before, but after cutting it, his hair will quickly grow to its current length within three days.

He seriously suspects that this is the world's malice towards him, which is why he feels that the world has big problems and is too grassy.

PS: The mea described in the book is different from the picture, just for your reference.

Chapter 3 Beauty, who are you?

"Do you need help?"

The white-haired girl's voice was soft and warm, and Hideyoshi was briefly distracted by her cute face.

Beauty, who are you?

It's too clear, this kid is Kagura mea?really!

Hideyoshi looked like he had seen a ghost.

Why did she look like she saw something scary.Kagura Mea didn't understand very well, she was so ugly to him, no way, she didn't have much confidence in her appearance, but it shouldn't be so ugly that it was scary.

"Sorry, I'm sorry. I was so shocked to see that my roommate was a girl."

Hideyoshi realized his gaffe, and quickly found a plausible excuse to explain it.

What's the shock, aren't you a girl too?Or are you looking forward to living with a boy.No way, could it be that this delicate girl is a bitch?Many incredible images flickered in Kagura Mea's mind.

Hideyoshi noticed Kagura Mea's strange expression. He didn't know what Kagura Mea was thinking, but there was one thing he wanted to emphasize.

"Let me introduce myself, Hideyoshi, surname Xiu, name Ji, a rabbit from a flower planter, and emphasize that I am not joking, I am a boy."

"Boy? Huh—?!?"

Hideyoshi felt a little familiar when the soft girlish voice shifted during the "ha".

Now it was Kagura Mea's turn to be shocked, because Kagura Mea didn't even care what "flower planter's rabbit" meant when she was frightened. The fact that Hideyoshi is a boy made her really unbelievable.

She has only seen creatures like fake mothers on the Internet, and this is the first time in reality.

This child obviously looks like he can help [beep——! ], it turned out to be a boy.It's hard to imagine that the girl in front of me who looks like a girl is actually a boy.

kimo.

Kind of disgusting.

This is Kagura Mea's true thoughts.If she was wearing a fake mask online, she would definitely say this with a fist.

In reality, with a smirk on her face, she imitated Hideyoshi's words just now and said, "I'm sorry, I was rude too. My name is Kagura Mea. Please give me your advice in the future."

Kagura Mea did not continue on this topic, but changed the subject.

"Can we go in now, it's too hot outside."

Originally, Kagura Mea wanted to help Hideyoshi with so many dishes, but since she is a boy, let it be, she still has a big box to drag.

"Okay. I will ask for your advice in the future."

Hideyoshi nodded and smiled lightly, put down the many things in his hand and took out the key in his pocket to open the door, then led Kagura Mea into the apartment, and briefly introduced the layout of the apartment to Kagura Mea.

As soon as he entered the apartment, Hideyoshi put the vegetables in the refrigerator, put away all the things he bought, and couldn't wait to go upstairs to get a change of clothes to take a shower.

At this moment, Kagura Mea wandered around the remaining three rooms and the attic and finally chose the room opposite Hideyoshi.

In fact, she wanted to choose the room diagonally opposite Hideyoshi, not because she hated Hideyoshi or had any opinion on Hideyoshi.

It's just that she is not good at dealing with men, and she is a little bit afraid of men. She doesn't feel very safe under the same roof with men, and she can keep a little distance.

If the environment in the attic was not much worse than the bedrooms on the second floor, she would have wanted to live in the attic.

Really bad environment.

Kagura Mea looked at the bedroom covered with thick dust, feeling a little depressed.

Cheap rent, cheap rent, cheap rent.

She told herself so in her heart.She was mentally prepared to share the rent with a boy, but what she didn't expect was that the roommate who thought she was a girl "became" a boy, which made her have a psychological gap.

Doesn't seem like a difficult person to get along with, though.

The living room, kitchen, bathroom and toilets on the first and second floors have been cleaned.

Tomorrow's talk is to clean the yard and other rooms except the attic and bedroom together.

"Why don't you really want to clean, why do people clean?"

The lazy Kagura sighed again, and now I have to clean the room, it's really worrying.Even though she knew that she couldn't sleep well if she didn't clean up at night, she still sighed and sighed about life by the way.

"It's really hot, isn't there an air conditioner?"

Kagura Mea wiped the sweat from her forehead with her hands, and sighed almost the same as Hideyoshi in the morning.

No air-conditioning is deadly.

"After cleaning, take a shower."

As Kagura Mea said so, she diligently cleaned the room so that she could take a shower early.

In the bathroom on the second floor, Hideyoshi was thinking about the fact that the cohabiting roommate is Vtuber Kagura mea.

I am a time traveler, Goldfinger is a painting, and my roommate is Vtuebr. It seems that I am still a Vtuber who has not become a Vtuber.

So according to the plot, I should be Mea's male mother and draw a leather case for her?

Hideyoshi experienced great ups and downs after the time-traveling. He thought he was just a trash time-traveler waiting to die, but after seeing Kagura Mea, his mind became active again.

As an old bookworm who has been reading online articles for many years, and an old Two-dimensional who loves ACG culture deeply, Hideyoshi guesses that he is in a novel or a fan game, most likely it is a Wenchaogong type of novel.

Why guessing is not animation, comics, and even games are fan games.That's because apart from novels and fan games, there are very few people who are foreign students of the Hua family.

In particular, he has a Kinoshita Hideyoshi face and a strong talent for drawing. He does not doubt that it is difficult for him to be the protagonist in Wen Chaogong's novel.

This idea was the strongest after his uncle went bankrupt, and then he opened a comic book with great ambitions, and then there was no more.

In short, he opened a manga and drew according to a certain best-selling work in his mind, but unexpectedly, the editor rejected the manuscript.

That's right, Hideyoshi now looks back at the "Naruto Ninja" he drew at that time, and there are various problems.

The plot is weird, the storyboard is messed up, the characters are weird, the drawing is wrong, the character dynamics are wrong...

There were a lot of problems mentioned, and he couldn't bear to look directly at it. Fortunately, he still felt good about himself and submitted the manuscript at that time, thinking that he was omnipotent as a time traveler, and if he drew a masterpiece like "Naruto", it would definitely be a hit.

Since then, he has given up on the possibility of being the protagonist of this world.

The appearance of Kagura mea this time made Hideyoshi's mind a little more active, and soon the cool water in the shower calmed down his hot and dry mood.

Whatever it is, it doesn't matter if it's the protagonist of this world or not.

Even if this world is a novel world, and he is the protagonist, who knows if this novel will be cooing or not.

It is true to live in the moment, and there is no point in thinking wildly.

For Hideyoshi, being a child of the world or the protagonist's aura is meaningless, he is poor and only thinks about how to make money.

PS: From today onwards, I will not be called "You's Pudding", I will be called "kson, I beat you".

Chapter 4

In the hot summer, it is really comforting to take a cold shower after sweating to drive away the heat from the body.

Hideyoshi blows his hair with a hair dryer in the shape of a pink pig, and looks at his delicate face in the mirror.

"This face is really cute, not only the face, but also the figure."

Hideyoshi posed in front of the mirror, obviously he was a boy, not only his face was cuter than many girls, but his figure was also better than many girls, his skin was so fair and tender.

It should be said that it is the role of "Hideyoshi's gender is Hideyoshi".

Compared with Kinoshita Hideyoshi in "Stupid, Quiz, Summoned Beast", his appearance is a little childish.

Maybe it was because he was only in the second year of middle school, Hideyoshi guessed that he should look exactly like the real Kinoshita Hideyoshi in the second year of high school.

To be honest, Hideyoshi was not used to the change of body and face through time travel at first.

Although he used to be a fat nerd, no matter how he looked at him, others could tell that he was a boy, and they would not regard him as a girl.

However, after time travel, he is often treated as a girl, even if he emphasizes that he is a boy, those people either say "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen", or they think he is a boy two days ago, After a few days, I thought he was a girl again, as if his gender was Schrödinger's.

"Still, it's nice to use your own body for reference to draw the book."

The cute painting style looks like a girl's body. In Hideyoshi's eyes, this body is indeed a girl's body. Of course, this refers to the painting aspect, not the reality.

The men's shoulders in the painting are the width of 2 heads, and the women's are 1.5.

Hideyoshi has compared before, his shoulders belong to girls, less than 1.5 heads, and the whole person is 6 heads.

There is a style of painting in this world, so Hideyoshi can know that his body should normally be planned for a girl.

But he is indeed a boy, that's right, the girl who draws insists on being a boy.

Having said that, there were "beautiful girls" teenagers and brothers and muscular girls in the world before he traveled.Hideyoshi, who has traveled through time for more than two years, slowly accepted the fact that he looks cute.

It's just that he sometimes wonders, if his name is Natsume, Byakuya, and Yato, would he be a scumbag who can hook up with girls everywhere now, instead of being a "sister" who provokes scumbags to hook up with.

Hideyoshi didn't think too much about the matter of the name, it's useless to think about it now, and it's impossible for him to time travel again.

I hope my brother and sister can take care of my parents.

Hideyoshi sighed, he is an orphan in this world, but he is not in another world.

"It's so comfortable. It would be great if there were iced Coke or popsicles."

After drying his hair, Hideyoshi got dressed.

In summer, cold showers, air conditioners, popsicles, iced cola, and hot pot all make people happy.

It's a pity that none of these Hideyoshis are available.

The rent is paid once a month. Although the rent is not expensive, Hideyoshi is poor.

The main reason is that my uncle is poor, and he is also poor as a student.Under the introduction of the creditor, my uncle had a job, but most of the money he earned was used to repay the debt, and the remaining money was given to him after deducting his own living expenses, which was barely enough to pay the rent.

Hideyoshi has to work part-time to earn living expenses. He is not even a high school student as a minor, and the jobs he can do are limited.

Performing arts, newspaper delivery, milk delivery, etc. are allowed, but other types of work are basically not allowed, because they are restricted by the "Labor Standards Law".

That being said, in reality, other than newspaper delivery and milk delivery, some work can be done, but occasionally it is unavoidable to be deducted from black-hearted capital.