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As a time traveler, Hideyoshi thought he was the protagonist at first, but after experiencing more than two years of down-and-out life, he thought he was not anymore, and then in the last two days he guessed that he was, but the special seat for the protagonist is not his, then He should not be.

Anyway, it doesn't matter, as long as he has merit, he is too lazy to think about other things.

Since Yoshiko Hanabata is in this class, try to stay away from this monkey as much as possible. Hideyoshi knows that getting involved with this monkey is easy to assimilate.

He doesn't want to be a mentally handicapped person like Aqua, Cirno, Quincy, Kizuna, or Monkey. Otherwise, let alone a manga artist, it would be good if he doesn't become iron trash.

Finally, the class teacher Junko Oshieda exhausted all kinds of efforts and finally bought Yoshiko Hanabata with a banana to let her not sleep in class. The noisy class gradually quieted down, and the teacher began to teach.

A lot of knowledge that he had learned before was slowly returned to the teacher after he went to college, so for the sake of grades, he still listened to the class carefully. understood.

In front of him, Yoshiko Hanabata lowered her head, and she nodded from time to time while listening to the teacher's lecture, as if she was listening with gusto.

This is falling asleep.

Hideyoshi, who is very familiar with this posture, guessed that he used to be like this when he was going to sleep or not in class.

Speaking of which, how did this monkey get into Class C? Isn't it the third grade? According to Yoshiko Hanabata's grades, he should be in Class F.

Could it be that this guy's test scores won't be enough to get into class F when he was divided into classes.

No way, there should be no one stupider than Yoshiko Hanabata in this world, Hideyoshi is full of malice towards the monkey in front of him.

A class ends quickly with careful listening.

Hearing the bell for the end of class, Yoshiko Hanabata, who was still sleepy like a dead monkey during get out of class, woke up instantly, as energetic as a lively gorilla.

She jumped up from the seat with a shudder, and when she was about to call her dear "Xiaoming" Akutsuaki, she caught a glimpse of Hideyoshi in the seat behind her.

"Hey, Hanako!"

Seeing the people behind, Yoshiko Hanabata squatted down on Hideyoshi's desk, put her head on the textbooks that Hideyoshi didn't take back in the drawer, and looked mentally retarded.

"what?"

Hideyoshi was taken aback by the sudden appearance of a head on the table, and what confused him even more was what Yoshiko Hanabata said.

"Hanako? Shouldn't that thing be in the toilet?"

"Eh? Is it in the toilet, I don't know because I'm an idiot, ahahahahahahahahaha."

Yoshiko Hanabata, the self-proclaimed idiot monkey, smiled heartily.

Hideyoshi ignored Yoshiko Hanabata, he got up from his seat and walked out.

"Are you going back to the toilet? Hanako, don't go, don't be so indifferent, let's talk more, what does it feel like to live in the toilet, it should be cool in summer, will you be cold in winter?"

A primate hand rested on Hideyoshi's shoulder and stopped him.

"I say you! You are a transfer student who came today, don't treat others like ghosts coming out of the toilet!"

When the first sentence comes, a fist hits Yoshiko Hanabata, an ape, in the face.

The strong force knocked Kako Hanabata into the air, and hit the wall heavily, causing the cement wall to be deeply dented and cracked.

PS: I thought someone would recognize the homeroom teacher in the previous chapter, I look up to you (laughs)

Chapter 28 People Can't, At Least Shouldn't, Not Even Trying

"hiss."

Seeing the monkey king who was knocked down by a punch and flew to the wall and fell to the ground, he sucked in a mouthful of Liangpi.

The Dou Zong strong man is so terrifying.

"I'm sorry, this idiot has caused you trouble. Her brain is not very good. I hope you don't care too much."

It was Akutsuaki who knocked the Monkey King down with one punch, Yoshiko Hanabata's childhood sweetheart Akira, who was seriously apologizing to Hideyoshi.

"It's okay, Huabata-san is very lively and cute."

Hideyoshi smiled, lively is the truth, as for cuteness, this is lying with eyes open.

"Hehe, it's cute. Don't praise this guy, the more you praise her, the more she will push her nose and face." Akutsuaki replied with a smirk. As Hanabata Yoshiko's childhood sweetheart, he never thought this monkey was cute.

Yoshiko Hanabata made Akutsuaki punch the wall. The people in the class didn't react at all to such a serious violent behavior. They were used to chatting and reading when they should be chatting.

It is a daily routine for Akutsuaki to beat Yoshiko Bianhuahata in class C of the third year.At the beginning, everyone condemned Akutsuaki's behavior, but later it became a block, and later it became Akutsuaki was allowed to attack Kako Hanabata hard.

The reason why people in the class have this change is that they found that Yoshiko Hanabata's provocation against Akutsuaki really deserves to be beaten, and this lively guy is rough-skinned and thick-skinned, no matter how hard he gets beaten for a while, he can stir up trouble vigorously.

"Is that right?"

Hideyoshi pretended to be ignorant, of course he knew that praising Kako Hata would make that woman swell, but he still had to do superficial work.

"If she troubles you in the future, you can tell me, and I will definitely get rid of her so that she will never hinder you."

Akutsuaki pointed to Yoshiko Hanabata who started to get up and said, with a murderous look on his face.

"Ok."

Hideyoshi smiled, if Yoshiko Hanabata really entangled him, then he wouldn't mind giving the Monkey King an uppercut like Akutsuaki did.

If he did this, Akutsuaki, who is Yoshiko Hanabata's childhood sweetheart, would not blame him. There is a high probability that he would be very pleased and even encourage him to beat the Monkey King violently.

"Xiao Ming is so indifferent."

Getting up from the ground, Yoshiko Hanabata, who was sitting on the ground in a "voluptuous" posture, waved her hands sadly and said "嘿嘿嘤".

The false cries that are not even considered stick reading made Akutsuming have no desire to talk to this primate. He sat back to his seat and picked up the "Pet Breeding Manual" on the table to read, and even responded to Yoshiko Hanabata. Not a sound.

To him, his childhood sweetheart was nothing more than an animal, not even a human being.If Yoshiko Hanabata was really a girl, maybe he would have a little humanity.

It's a pity that Yoshiko Hanabata is not a girl, she is not even a human being, she is just a talking monkey whose blood is closely related to human beings.

The break after class was not long, and class started after Yoshiko Hanabata teased Akutsuaki and received another beating.

"Anone, Anone, are you really not a Hanako in the toilet?"

When the teacher was writing on the blackboard with his back to the students, Yoshiko Hanabata turned around abruptly like a ghost.

Hideyoshi, who was looking at the blackboard seriously, was so frightened that goose bumps appeared all over his body.

"No. It's class time now, Huabata-san, please listen carefully."

A fake friendly smile appeared on Hideyoshi's face. He answered Yoshiko Hanabata's question and then solemnly advised the monkey to listen to the class carefully, study hard and make progress every day.

"I don't need to listen to the lecture." Yoshiko Huabata said very proudly. People who don't know may think that she is a top student, and her grades are so good that the teacher can't hand it in.Especially when others are in class, she does self-study by herself and learns by herself.

What about the actual situation...

"I didn't understand after listening. No matter how I take the test, I still get 0 points. It doesn't matter whether I listen or not. Anyway, Xiao Ming said that I will definitely become a useless person who does not need to work in the future. How about it? Do you envy me who will not need to work in the future? .”

There was a hearty smile on the monkey's face, showing light shining on its white teeth.

Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are amazing.Monkey classmate, you really have no bright future, I envy you a hammer envy.

It was the first time I saw Hideyoshi who could proudly say that he would definitely become a waste in the future, and this sight had a huge impact on his three views.

"Excuse me, how did you get into class C? We have to divide classes in our school. How did you get into class C with 0 points in your exams?"

He couldn't help asking this question that had been lingering in Hideyoshi's mind for a long time. He really couldn't understand why Yoshiko Hanabata was in Class C.

"Because I can't live without Xiao Ming."

Patting her non-existent breasts, Kako Hanabata said with a proud face: "I'm going to marry Xiaoming in the future, we will get married and have children, and we will have nine children, hehehehe, I want to..."

Yoshiko Hanabata, who was caught in a fantasy, held her face in both hands in a nympho, and her body twisted like a maggot.She didn't notice that Hideyoshi, who didn't talk to him, was already looking down at the textbook seriously.

"Hanabata." On the podium, the teacher reminded Yoshiko Hanabata that it was class time.

"Together with Xiao Ming... Hehehe."

"Hanabata!"

"Oh, don't be so hasty, Xiao Ming, this is a classroom, don't! Ah~"

Yoshiko Hanabata's face was flushed, she was panting heavily, and her forehead was sweating even more. Akutsuaki who heard her talking to herself had already written the word "well" on her head. Here comes the punch.

"Hanabata!!! Go out and stand for me!!!" The teacher's veins bulged!

Huh, go out.

After Huabata Yoshiko asked the teacher to force it out, Hideyoshi breathed a sigh of relief, and the Monkey King would lose his sanity if he didn't stop.

At that time, there is no guarantee that something terrible will be done to this monkey.

The scary thing, of course, is that things don't have anything to do with sex.It is impossible for a human to have thoughts about monkeys.One cannot, or at least should not, not even try.

He shouldn't have asked Hanabata Yoshiko questions, this guy is really terrible, even more terrible than the dishes he cooks.

Fortunately, from Yoshiko Hanabata's words, he probably understood why this idiot was in Class C.

In short, Yoshiko Hanabata is a waste. Without Akutsuaki's care, various problems will arise, not only her own problems, but she will also cause problems in the school.

For this reason, the school bound Akutsuaki and Huabata Yoshiko, and asked the former to tie the animal behind.

If it weren't for Akutsuaki's good grades and being firmly at the top of the grade, it would be impossible for the school to set a precedent and let Yoshiko Hanabata, the bottom of the idiot, enter Class C

With Ajiujin's first grade in next year, he can enter Class A, but Ajiujin must enter Class A as soon as the Monkey King follows him. This is absolutely unacceptable to the school teachers and leaders.

After all, this idiot has the ability to make trouble. Who can guarantee that she won't harm the top students in class A and turn them into idiots. After careful consideration, the school put these two people in the ordinary class.

Class F is not suitable for Akutsuaki, and Class A is not suitable for Yoshiko Hanabata. Putting the two of them in Class C is the best compromise option.

This answer made Hideyoshi heave a sigh of relief. If it is true that the people in Class F have not passed Yoshiko Hanabata, then he has to calculate the IQ of the students in Class F, especially Kagura Mea.

Congratulations, Kagura Mea is not mentally retarded, she looks silly but is actually smarter than a monkey.

Hideyoshi was slandering Kagura Mea in his heart, and in the third-year class F classroom on the same floor, Kagura Mea sneezed after being sleepy.

She, who was in a dream with the handsome Duojin, woke up instantly.

Chapter 29 Classic villains in love animation

Didi Middle School, middle school, lunch break.

Where Brother Cheng fought, Hideyoshi was holding a pineapple bun and biting it.

The school rooftop in the animation is a magical place, it can be used for eating, practicing dance, expressing love, it can be the place where the hero and heroine first meet and dream, and it can also be used to commit suicide and fight.

In reality, none of these things can happen, because the roof of the school is basically impossible to open to the students, and the door leading to the roof is locked with a thick and heavy lock that has fallen into dust.

"So, this world really is two-dimensional."

Hideyoshi hid in the shade of the roof and sat on the ground with a tissue.

It seems that because there are no seats on the roof, and the shade is only by the wall, no one comes to eat on the roof.

Coming into July soon, the roof of the building is still quite hot on a sunny day, even Hideyoshi feels dry even if he is hiding in the shade, if it is not for avoiding the Monkey King, he would not be able to come to the rooftop to eat.

He let the monkey get entangled, and the monkey looked shocked after knowing from Akutsu Minga that he was a boy.

It was good enough to stop here, but what I didn't expect was that the monkey with an abnormal head didn't believe it, and wanted to take off his pants to confirm his gender.

Even if it was Akutsuaki who punched Hikahata Yoshiko again, it was useless, she got up again with super thick blood, if Akutsuaki hadn't forcibly stopped Hideyoshi, she might not be able to escape.If the monkey attacked him, he might not be able to resist picking up the chair and swinging the monkey out of the window.

"It's really a terrifying creature. Only the Two-dimensional world has such a nonsense setting. It's useless to punch a flying person, and the wall is cracked instead."

In fact, Hideyoshi wanted to eat in the cafeteria. The food in the cafeteria was better than pineapple buns.

However, there are many people in the cafeteria. If you don’t rush to the cafeteria to grab a favorable seat after class, you will have to queue for a long time to eat, especially for him who is not familiar with the school and doesn’t know where the cafeteria is.

After Hideyoshi ate the pineapple buns in a few mouthfuls, no one came up to the rooftop, which was a matter of course. It was so hot on the rooftop, how could anyone come up except him, who was hiding from the Monkey King.

"Ah, I'm so annoying. Why did I meet an idiot on the way to the cafeteria, saying that I smell like Hideyoshi? Is this a dog's nose? Why do I smell like that guy on my body? Could it be a stinky smell? , or is it the smell of heather?"

Holding the fried bread bought from the grocery store, Kagura Mea sighed. She shrugged her nose and sniffed her body, but she didn't smell any strange smell, not even the smell of a ferocious beast in her armpits.

"Kagura, good afternoon."

The sudden familiar voice made Kagura Mea tremble. She looked to the side and saw Hideyoshi who was sitting on the ground looking up at him.

There was a warm smile on Hideyoshi's face, this smile was so dazzling under the scorching sun that it was so dazzling that Kagura Mea's eyes were blinded.

Oh shit, it's over!

Secretly poking behind the back and saying bad things about people has met the right owner.

"Ah, good afternoon, dear Hideyoshi, tweet."

With a ridiculous smile on the cute girl's face, she said this in a cute voice.

So cute anyway?