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Beside Hideyoshi, Shigure Hagoromo couldn't help but speak.

What are these two doing?flirting?Flirting in broad daylight during gym class at school?

Don't you guys like You? Could it be that you betrayed You? !This is really good... Cough, it's shameful!

"Puff, cough, cough, cough!"

Shigure Hagoromo's words made Hideyoshi, who realized that he was going to be "disrespectful", tilt his head habitually and spit it out with a "poof", and he coughed as he consciously choked on his saliva.

"What are you thinking! Don't think with the H thinking of your book artist! I'm just wondering if Xi Luo has eaten catnip!"

Hideyoshi was a little annoyed. He noticed that Hero was a little flirty today. He felt like he had eaten catnip, so he had to smell it.Why does this woman want to defile people's innocence out of thin air? Did she eat a red scarf kobold? Why are you talking strange things here?

PS: Sitting up in shock during the dying illness, short and weak, another update.

PS2: Double update tomorrow (laughs).

Chapter 313 On the Possibility of Raising Free-range Hogs in the Apartment Yard

With the end of the last exam, everything is settled.

Hideyoshi saw from a distance that Kagura Mea, who walked out of the gate of the teaching building, was bouncing towards the school gate like a cheerful rabbit.

"How was the test?"

Kagura Mea gave Hideyoshi a thumbs up, showing her white teeth and said confidently: "It's all right, there's not a single question left blank, and everything is fully written. But I don't know if it's right or not."

After speaking, she jumped over Hideyoshi, jumped on Yu's body, and rubbed her face against Yu's face.

"You-chan, You-chan, You-chan, my exam is over, you promised me a live broadcast linkage, stick it, stick it, stick it!"

[Paste, you can paste]

Euclid Wood of Sanwu patted Kagura Mea's head to appease the restless Mea.

In order to get a good grade in the exam, Kagura Mea didn't have a serious live broadcast in the last month.This is unbearable for the mea who is eager for money and wants a lot of small money to drain the money.

"Everyone is here, let's go."

Seeing that Kagura Mea had also arrived, Hideyoshi greeted Hero, who was talking to her classmates not far away.

"Hiro, let's go."

Today, Xi Luo and Mea will go to the coffee shop with him, and when he and You finish their part-time jobs, they will eat barbecue together to celebrate the arrival of summer vacation.

"I'm coming!"

Xi Luo said goodbye to several of her friends and walked over quickly.

"Okay, let's eat barbecue! Are you going to Xuxuyuan? Is it your treat? Can I order all the expensive meat?"

Kagura Mea raised her hands and jumped up happily. She was so happy that she said a series of words that wanted to peach.

"Okay, wash the dishes in the store at night."

Hideyoshi patted Mea's shoulder and said earnestly.In fact, he wanted to say that after eating this meal last night, he would help socialize (?) earn money and pay back the money, but then he thought that this was too bad for girls, so he changed his words.

"Tch!" Kagura Mea curled her lips, "It's not your treat, so what kind of barbecue should we eat. The barbecue is only delicious if it is invited by someone else."

"May I treat you to a big mouth?" Knowing that Kagura Mea was joking, but Hideyoshi was still upset after hearing what Mea said, he said with a nasty smile, "Big mouths are delicious only if they are invited by others. Mea, bite Grit your teeth, I'm going to start."

"No such explanation!" Seeing Hideyoshi waving, Kagura Mea hurriedly hid behind Yu, showed his small head and made faces at him, and stuck out his tongue "slightly slightly slightly", the child is full of heart.

"Let's go, let's cook, let's cook."

Worried that Hideyoshi would really do something, Xi Luo quickly pulled Hideyoshi away.

Caught off guard, Hideyoshi staggered, but luckily he didn't fall.Being pulled by Xi Luo, if he fell, it would most likely not be a close contact between his face and the ground, but kneeling on his knees and being dragged by Xi Luo.

"You slow down."

"No, DDs said that men can't be too slow."

Xi Luo shook her head, her lovely face was full of seriousness.

"Hey, can't be too fast. Also, don't learn strange things from DDs."

This kid has been spoiled by fans, and he has learned some inexplicable words every day.

"No way."

"Yes, I passed by the door of your room last night and heard you say 'knock your horse'."

"..."

In an instant, Xi Luo's face turned red, she wanted to refute, but the facts Hideyoshi said made her unable to refute.

In the end, she defended in a low voice: "Isn't this what DDs mean when they say 'I love you'?"

"Stop, you have already taught me what I mean by loving you."

Hideyoshi unceremoniously exposed Heero's lie.

"Polysemy!"

After speaking, Xi Luo bowed her head, she was ashamed of her clumsy lie.

"Okay, applause for you!" Hideyoshi clapped his hands seriously when he said the words seriously.

"Damn it, stop clapping!"

Hero's words didn't mean being coquettish at all, but for some reason Hideyoshi felt that Hero was acting like a spoiled child.Maybe this has something to do with the word "dead ghost" that he made up in his head.

"I do not."

The rebellious boy Hideyoshi has to go against others in everything. If he wants to go east, he must be "All the way to the west" (remove the title of the book).

"You! Okay, then let's talk about you teaching Hagoromo that 'I love you' is a dirty word."

Xi Luo remembered that Shi Yu Yuyi had always thought that the Chinese phrase "I love you" was a dirty word.At that time, hearing Shi Yu Yuyi say this to Hideyoshi shocked her mother.

Fortunately, she asked Hideyoshi later to know why Yuyi thought this sentence was a dirty word.Originally, she wanted to tell Yuyi the actual meaning, but Hideyoshi asked him to keep it a secret, saying that if she told Yuyi, she would definitely be bitten.

At that time, she was quite hesitant, thinking that this was not good.Now it seems that she promised Hideyoshi not to tell Yuyi that this decision was correct.

No, Hideyoshi who had a handle on her fell silent.If there is no reason, Hideyoshi, an annoying guy, will definitely blame her without any scruples.

"..." Hideyoshi, who was applauding, stopped. He gave Hero a meaningful look, took off Hero's headband, and exhaled hot air into one ear of her head in retaliation.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Don't be afraid, it's a holiday, I won't be able to see her." After saying that, Hideyoshi froze.

No, he can still see Yuyi during the summer vacation, and the number of times he sees him is only a lot more.

Summer camping, summer festivals, seaside travel, and she often comes to Sakurasou to learn painting. It is hard not to see her during the summer vacation.

"What are you two talking about, so happy?"

Behind Hero and Hideyoshi, Kagura Mea, who was chatting with Yu and didn't listen to the two in front, asked curiously.

Hideyoshi glanced behind him, and said nonsense, "On the possibility of raising free-range pigs in the courtyard of the apartment."

What he didn't expect was that he was talking nonsense seriously and Kagura believed it.Kagura Mea showed a surprised expression on her face, and said, "No way, Sir. You want to raise pigs in the yard? What if the pigs poop in the yard?"

"It's okay, farm manure. Just be careful not to step on your poop when you go out and enter the house."

Now that Mea believes it, Hideyoshi doesn't suggest continuing to talk nonsense.

"Aren't you afraid that pigs will give you all your food?"

"Don't be afraid, don't you want to go to school? I'll help you withdraw from school, pay you every day, and you help me guard the yard from morning to night. If there is a pig eating vegetables, you will bite her."

Now Kagura Mea finally realized that Hideyoshi was talking nonsense, she puffed up her face and hammered Hideyoshi's chest, and said angrily.

"It's better to invite Yuyi over there. Didn't you say that she is the best at biting, and she will definitely be able to watch pigs."

Good guy, after hearing what you said, Yuyi wanted to hit someone.Shiro couldn't help laughing.

PS: Let’s just update it today, Chapter 2 is gone, and depending on the situation tomorrow, it may or may not be updated.

PS2: The third shift will start the day after tomorrow, and my roommate will go back to her natal house (seriously listen), and stay for more than a week, and no one will pull me to play games by then.I can update well, well, this time for real.But don't expect too much, I broke my promise and got fat not once or twice (I cut myself off).

PS3: However, the first draft of the thesis is finished, and I am fine for the time being, and I have no roommates to bother me. I think I can do it (confidently) [probably] this time.

Chapter 314 〇How to gather people's hearts without being huge

At night, the moon and stars are rare.

After eating the barbecue, Hideyoshi, Hero, Kagura Mea, and Eucliwood strolled on the way home.

"Why do we have to walk back, isn't it better to take a taxi?"

Kagura rubbed her swollen belly with her hands up and down, and occasionally let out an unladylike belch.

The bulging belly looks like a pregnant woman. If DD sees it, he will want to peach and say "I did it". Mea's Caibu said one or two, "No, no, no one is really interested in this woman." In fact, there are still quite a few people who are sexually interested.

Many DDs are virgins who have never been in a relationship, and it is natural to be sexually interested in good-looking women.

"You pay for the taxi?" Hideyoshi rolled his eyes at Le mea. The taxis in Jidong are expensive. Although they are not so expensive, he feels that Xuxuyuan is not too far away from home. Take some time. It's not a big deal to walk back, it just happens to be a walk after a full meal.

"Next time, definitely next time." Kagura Mea said what she learned from the comment section of the beep station.

It was late July, and the temperature in the big city of Tokyo was not low at night.

Shiro didn't take a few steps before she was sweating from the heat.She wanted to take off the headband, untie the tail tied to her legs, and let the ears and tail come out to breathe, but the pedestrians in twos and threes on the street made her give up this idea.

From an ordinary beautiful girl to a beautiful girl with animal ears, she will definitely become the most beautiful girl on the street.

It is a good thing to have a return rate, but it is not necessarily a good thing to have a return rate too much.

"It's so hot." Shiloh took off the headband, put her hands on her head to cover her ears and breathed for half a minute, then pressed it down and pressed it down with the headband, and said complainingly, "If there are scissors to cut your ears Just cut it off with the tail, it won't be so hot."

"Why don't I help you when I go back? It's so hot, so cut off your hair too, and have a shiny bald head."

Kagura Mea joked with a smile.

"No need for scissors, there is the perfect hair loss potion in the refrigerator, no hair on the top or bottom after drinking it."

Hideyoshi said seriously, he was not talking nonsense.

Since he can make hair growth potions, of course he can also make hair loss potions through continuous alchemy.

"I know there's no hair on it, it's hair, what's the hair on the bottom?" Kagura Mea looked at Hideyoshi with doubts in her eyes, this brief doubt didn't last long, her eyes widened after she asked this sentence , obviously understood the meaning of what Hideyoshi said in seconds.

After surfing the Internet for a long time, Kagura mea is an old lady.She benefited a lot from laning against DDs for a day. She has learned enough swear words, dirty jokes, and yin and yang quotes.

The mouth is getting more and more fluent. In the live broadcast room, I speak loudly with the DDs in Chinese, no longer the Far Eastern language as before, and the Chinese is fragrant and submissive.

"Does the hair below mean my tail?"

Shiro tilted her head, still puzzled.

"Hiro, don't you know what this LSP is talking about?"

Mea gave Hero a strange look, she didn't expect that Hero didn't know that Hideyoshi was talking pornographically.

"Meow?"

Xi Luo's little head was even more crooked. Isn't Hideyoshi, the LSP, just talking about her hair and tail hair.

Could it be that she got it wrong?

Seeing Hero's little confused expression, Kagura Mea suddenly realized, "I remembered, Hero, are you down there..."

In the middle of Kagura Mea's words, a cold little hand covered her mouth.

This hand belongs to Eucliwood.We are all sisters who have taken a bath together, and we have all been honest with each other.Eucliwood knew what Kagura Mea was going to say, so she forcibly interrupted Mea's words in order to prevent Mea from uttering such terrible words on the street.

After Eucliwood covered her mouth, Kagura Mea also realized the problem.This is not in Sakurasou, but outside.If you talk nonsense, there may be a "person with a camera on your face" who will record her words for you.If she was unlucky, she might be able to see herself online the next day.

"what are you talking about?"

Compared with Hideyoshi and Mea, Hero, who is still relatively pure in thinking, is confused.

Seeing that Hero didn't understand, Kagura Mea, who was stopped by Eucliwood, stopped explaining, but patted Hero on the shoulder twice, and said old-fashionedly: "It's okay, you will understand when you grow up."

"what."

Xi Luo didn't understand what Mea was going to say, but Hideyoshi, the LSP, did understand.

On the way home, several people walked slowly.When they got home, all four of them were covered in sweat except for Euclid Wood.

Hideyoshi's white short sleeves were drenched even more, clinging tightly to his body.If it was put in the daytime, his return rate would definitely be particularly high.