Cohabitation Vtuber

"Stop laughing, get something."

I don't know if he is away from home, so Kagura Mea's laughter is more reserved, it is an ordinary girl's laughter, completely different from the laughter of wiping dishes in his impression.

While Kagura Mea and Eucliwood ordered something, Hideyoshi observed the environment of the cafe.

Many of the customers in this store are boys, and they seem to be homesteaders, not many girls.

There are posters of various animation games on the walls of the store, and the work clothes of these maids seem to be COS clothes.Because their clothes are the same as those of the girls in the poster, not only the clothes are the same, but their hair color is also the same as the two-dimensional maid outfits in the poster.

Involuntarily, Hideyoshi glanced twice at the pink-haired maid who was waiting for them to finish ordering cold drinks and desserts.

"Hearted?"

After the three of them finished ordering and the maid left, Kagura asked casually.

"No." Hideyoshi shook his head.The maids in the store are all good-looking, but they are only good in the end.These maids are not as good-looking as him, how could he like them.

This coffee shop is a regular coffee shop, not a half-cut or custom shop.The maids kept a certain distance from the guests, and most of the guests were housekeepers, who belonged to the kind who hadn't had much contact with girls, and their hearts would blush when they talked to the maids.

So nothing indecent happened.

Compared with maid coffee, this shop is more like an animation themed coffee shop.

Push book: "Sick vtuber wants friends"

Summary:

"Uh...... Puff!" Qian Ling, who was live broadcasting, suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood

【Chibaihe vomits blood again】

【In the beginning we were flustered, but now we are very calm】

【Yeah, habit is a terrible thing】

"Well, it's scary." Qian Ling turned her head and glanced at Ji lying on the bed.

ps: newcomer author, writing a book for the first time, busy with affairs, update as you like

No stock trading.......probably

If the writing of the character or something collapses, you can post it in the book review, but I don’t think much of it if you send a private message

And I write books just because I want to write, trolls please don't click in

I will list the information about the protagonist in a separate chapter, most of the information is in it, so I won’t mention it in the article

Chapter 20 Boys Can Change Eggs

"It's so cold."

In the coffee shop, Kagura Mea was trembling.

"Cold? Do you want me to undress you?"

Hideyoshi propped his face with one hand, and looked at Kagura Mea, who was sitting opposite him, with a teasing expression on his face.

"I don't mind if you want to take it off."

Kagura Mea looked at Hideyoshi who was only wearing short sleeves and said indifferently.She didn't believe that Hideyoshi dared to take off his clothes, and if he took off Hideyoshi, his breasts would be exposed.

"Forget it, I have a bit of a cold, let me wear the clothes."

Hideyoshi doesn't have the guts to take off his clothes in broad daylight. He is a cowardly and lustful LSP, not a Hentai who can stand naked in front of many people.

He said that giving Kagura mea clothes was just a joke, he just wanted to tease Kagura mea and want to see her reaction.Unexpectedly, Kagura Mea was not as shy as before, but counterattacked him forcefully.

Not long after, desserts and parfaits were served.

I don't know if it was to help Hideyoshi save money, neither Kagura Mea nor Eucliwood ordered anything.

Both Eucliwood and Kagura Mea only ordered a parfait, which looks very good.

"Do you just order a little like this? You're welcome, I'm still rich."

Hideyoshi is not lying, he still has money, although it is not much, but it is enough to treat the two girls to eat.

"I have a small appetite, so this much is enough."

[Eating too much cold drink will hurt your stomach]

Neither of the two girls discussed it, but they both expressed their reasons for ordering only one parfait tacitly.

"How about some dessert that's not iced, cake or something?"

"I'm losing weight."

【Fat is the enemy】

Ha, this is really... Seeing the two girls singing together, Hideyoshi was amused and at the same time didn't know what to say.

Now that the girls are talking about this, he can't force it.

It's just that I can't help but sigh in my heart, why can't he travel with his parents and younger brother like Ayumi Aikawa, and leave enough living expenses to support three harem.

In the animation, You always want to eat whatever you want, but when you travel to this world and meet him, the food you eat is much simpler.

Although Euclid Wood has nothing, and has eaten pizza with relish these two days, Hideyoshi is a little bit sorry.

After all, he would never even meet a beautiful girl like Euclid Wood, let alone raising her.

Since he Sansheng was lucky enough to meet him and picked him up, he must be raised to become a Chinese New Year pig in vain.

"By the way, is what you said true?"

The three of them ate quietly, as if they were looking for something to talk about, Kagura Mea whispered quietly, looking around vigilantly to prevent someone from eavesdropping, people who didn't know thought they were exchanging some information.

"What is true?"

Hideyoshi didn't understand what Kagura Mea's nonsensical words were saying.

"That's the one that your boys will come to, and the one that corresponds to our girls' aunt."

Kagura mea has learned and used the word "big aunt" now.

"Oh, that." Thinking of this, Hideyoshi smiled strangely, cleared his throat with a cough, and said mysteriously, "Of course it's true, you girls are relatives, we boys Change eggs."

"A relative? You mean the aunt?"

Kagura mea understood very quickly

"Yeah." Hideyoshi had a teachable expression on his face, he got into a good state and started the serious nonsense mode.

I gave Kagura Mea a detailed account of the principle and period of the boy's egg exchange, and the pain of the aunt's aunt, which is far beyond that of a girl, so that Kagura Mea was taken aback for a while.

The two were talking, Eucliwood ate the parfait silently, and quickly finished her share. She glanced at Hideyoshi who was chatting with Kagura Mea, and then at Hideyoshi's unfinished mouthful. Moving Buffy.

Quietly changed the seat, sitting next to Hideyoshi from Kagura Mea's side.

After reconfirming that Hideyoshi and Kagura Mea are the ones who are devoted to fooling, and the one who is devoted to being fooled does not pay attention to her, Eucliwood's spoon stretches out to Buffy in front of Hideyoshi.

One spoonful, two spoonfuls, three spoonfuls.

Well, delicious!

Eating the second parfait, Eucliwood's eyes sparkled.

It was the same parfait, but for some reason she felt that Hideyoshi's parfait was much tastier than the one she ate just now.

Hideyoshi flicked Kagura mea so dry, so he didn't pay attention to flickering Kagura mea, so he picked up the spoon on the parfait and fed it into his mouth.

When Buffy entered, Hideyoshi suddenly realized something was wrong.

It's not that there's shit in this parfait, it's poison in the shit, it's that there's something wrong with the spoon.

It’s okay for the spoon to be slippery and hard, so why is it still soft?In terms of touch, it is more like someone's little hand than metal.

"Hmmmm?!"

Hideyoshi looked down and found that his hand was holding a small hand that was holding the spoon. He just borrowed this small hand to feed himself a mouthful of parfait.

Ruo Conggen's hand, slender and tender, was covered with a cold gauntlet. Seeing this gauntlet, Hideyoshi knew who the owner of this hand was.

Is this stealing?

Hideyoshi noticed what little parfait he had left, and the chocolate residue at the corner of Euclid Wood's mouth.

The silver-haired girl didn't look at her, she lowered her head and took her hands back as if nothing happened.

The plan failed and it was not finished.

"If you want to eat more, you can order it, no need for this."

Hideyoshi was a little amused by Eucliwood's behavior, he pretended not to notice, took the spoon that Eucliwood loosened just now, and lightly tasted the parfait on the spoon.

Eucliwood raised her head, glanced at Hideyoshi beside her, blinked her eyes on the spoon in Hideyoshi's hand, and quickly looked away.

He did it on purpose.

The unconcealable smile at the corner of the boy's mouth made her a little unhappy. This guy thought he was acting well, but in fact he was full of loopholes.

It was actually an indirect kiss, not her indirect kiss, but her face was still slightly hot when she saw Hideyoshi's raised mouth.

Doesn't he know that he looks like a perverted LSP?Euclid Wood looked helplessly at Hideyoshi who was happily eating the leftover parfait.

Kagura Mea, who was sitting across from the two, didn't notice this. She leaned on the chair with a dazed look, her brain was still digesting the knowledge about boys changing eggs.

Her brain seemed to have been raped, and her mind was dizzy after Hideyoshi finished speaking.For a moment, she wondered if she had lost her brain, because the zombie had already taken her brain and eaten it.

What about the egg changing period, the expansion magazine, the stainless steel egg, and the function of the egg is very similar to the water purifier at home. It can filter and store water. These two functions are shared by two eggs, and it varies from person to person. Different, the work of the left and right balls of different people is not necessarily the same.

Therefore, it is inevitable that some dirt will accumulate under the filter work all the year round, so it will be replaced.

However, even though changing eggs is more painful than coming to relatives, and you still need to go to the hospital to change eggs and all kinds of troubles, Kagura Mea still fantasizes that she can have something that belongs to a boy, and then one day she can stand up and pee in the wind. Husband.

PS: push the book, "Girl, do you long for power"

Summary:

Ma'am, it's me, Mr. Huang Mao (original title of the book)

In the dilapidated building, there is such a master house.

The conditions there are harsh, and once entrusted, an appointment is required.

The clerk there is extremely poor, and the store manager is actually a yellow hair!

PS2: (mimi is a blocked word, scary, cute kitty can’t be called mimi anymore.)

Chapter 21 False: A Consonance Made Easy

Date two girls at once.Normally, boys should be happy. Dating two beautiful girls didn't cost much, and it also promoted a lot of relationships.

At least Hideyoshi thinks that the relationship between him and Kagura Mea has improved a lot. Eucliwood doesn't know, it's hard for this three-no girl to know her mood.

Hideyoshi can only guess Eucliwood's psychology by relying on the words on the notepad.

sunset.

Hideyoshi, Kagura Mea, and Euclid Wood were on their way home.

For one afternoon, they didn't have cold drinks and air-conditioning in the coffee shop all the time.

If there were few people in the coffee shop, Hideyoshi might sit there all afternoon.

But the coffee shop was as busy as the Holiday Inn, and it was not good to hang around in the coffee shop after drinking.

So, Hideyoshi and the two girls went to the pharmacy to buy cold medicine, and then went to the library, where they spent half an afternoon leisurely reading books with the air conditioner on.

The only person who did this was Hideyoshi.Kagura Mea took the book and opened it without reading it, but was playing with her mobile phone.Euclid Wood was even more straightforward, lying on the table and taking a nap.

"Did you sleep comfortably?"

For the first time, Hideyoshi saw the dazed face on Euclid Wood's face, the girl who came out of the library with a silly expression and a little messy hair.

Hideyoshi wanted to get Euclid's hair down, but Hideyoshi, who knew that touching her might get beaten, chose Congxin.

The girl with a sleepy expression didn't seem to hear Hideyoshi's words, and didn't respond at all, just grabbed Hideyoshi's clothes and followed him and Kagura Mea.

At this time, it seems to be the time for school to leave, and there are young and beautiful boys and girls in school uniforms on the road from time to time.

"I'm going to school tomorrow."

A faint sigh came from Hideyoshi's side.