Keqing is my cat

"Amian, I just heard bang bang bang bang inside, are you hiding something?"

"Nothing." Su Mian held the door with one hand and sighed.

"Can you come in? If you don't, I will close the door. It's getting late, and I plan to go to bed early."

"Come in!" Hu Tao hurriedly stepped in, looking at the furnishings in the house.

Su Mian's room is not big, after entering the door, it is a bedroom, there is no living room, it can be regarded as a kitchen, a bathroom and a bedroom configuration, it can also be regarded as a suite.

Of course, Liyue doesn't like this term, they usually call this kind of house "civilian house".

Because only civilian houses do not have a living room.

The furnishings in the house are very simple, the bed and the cabinet are put together, there is a dining table near the kitchen door, and an old recliner beside the sunny window sill, these are all Su Mian's belongings.

...only,

"Amian, your furniture is so dusty." Hu Tao sat down in front of the table, her red pupils like plum blossoms looked around,

"I still have a lot of spare wood in the Hall of Rebirth, do you want me to give you a new set?"

"..." Su Mian, who was serving tea, heard this, and just wanted to serve a teapot for the walnut brain,

"Keep it to yourself!"

Su Mian got angry and made her a pot of tea,

The boat-like tea leaves roll in the tea water, dyeing the water light green,

Hu Tao took a sip of tea and said vaguely: "Don't mind, although it is going to be used to make coffins, but the wood is very good, and the furniture made out of it is quite good... Well, The tea leaves are so astringent, Ah Mian doesn’t know how to make tea, I’ll make you a pot some other day, it’s not my hall master’s bragging, I made tea, but the gods say it’s good after drinking it!”

The corner of Su Mian's eyes twitched,

I kindly made you a pot of tea, and you picked and picked,

"Hurry up and drink, don't you want to borrow the bathroom? Hurry up and wash, don't delay my sleep after washing."

"Hey, wait a little longer, wait for the Hall Master to take another sip!"

Hu Tao screamed and was dragged into the bathroom by Su Mian.

"Hot water is boiled by yourself, aren't you the fire attribute god's eye, you should be very good at this!" Su Mian threw the guy into the bathroom, and closed the door with a 'slap'.

"Too indifferent, Ah Mian~"

Ignoring the complaints from Walnut in the room, Su Mian hugged the little blue cat that had been rubbing against her feet just now, and looked at the cats in the room majestically,

"Say, who are you bullying Xiaolan?"

"Meow." (Not me.)

Ningguang Meow responded first, she is not that boring, she is going to have trouble with a cat.

The little orange cat also meowed and wanted to jump down, but was immediately bitten by Ningguang Miao on the back of the neck and dragged back to the cabinet.

Su Mian couldn't help but look a few more times,

Where did this cat get another little orange? Doesn't it know that there is a shortage of food at home?

Forget it, anyway, the cats that have become elite have their own ideas, at worst, this little orange's future rations will be deducted from the big bowl.

Xiaomi is still leaning against the window, looking up at the starry sky, with a melancholy cat face like a poet,

Su Mian couldn't bear to see this appearance, walked to the window sill, picked up Xiao Mi by the back of the neck, and said viciously:

"I'm asking you something, are you a dragon?"

After she finished speaking, she shook Xiao Mi vigorously, seeing this stupid cat trembling like a piece of pork belly, she felt very happy,

The little Mi who was being played with did not respond, but the purple cat eyes were still looking at the starry sky melancholy,

Su Mian rubbed the little cat's belly twice, seeing that it didn't respond and was dull, she left the poet cat, let it look at the starry sky, rolled onto the bed by herself, and began to play with the blue cat with her fingers,

Seeing it chasing after her finger, wanting to lick it but not being able to, Su Mian was delighted,

This cat is really funny, it is obviously a cat, but its habits are similar to a dog.

"Wow~ Comfortable and comfortable~"

After a while, the door of the bathroom was knocked open, and Walnut, who was exuding heat, came out of it, with his mouth bent into a cat shape,

She is wearing underwear and a chest wrap at the moment, her crystal clear skin is powdered, steaming hot, revealing her slender curves,

Su Mian was stunned for a moment when she saw the walnut in this dress, her old face blushed subconsciously, and she was about to turn her head away.

But she reacted immediately, twisting her ass!

...This tablet is not as good as itself.

"Amian~" Seeing Su Mian on the bed, Hu Tao jumped up, her limbs entangled like an octopus,

"Amian, Amian, shall we sleep together tonight?"

Su Mian struggled to break free from the walnut's entanglement, "Don't sleep, crawl for me!"

"But my clothes have been washed. If I go out now... Huhu, I understand, Ah Mian's taste is really weird."

"What does this have to do with my taste... Forget it, I'll give you a piece of clothing, get out of here quickly, my bed is so small, I'll be squeezed to death if I sleep alone, hurry up!"

"Hey...Although we couldn't sleep together, we wear the same clothes as Ah Mian..."

Seeing that Su Mian was about to hit her with a cat, Hu Tao quickly shrank her head outside the door, waved her hand,

"See you tomorrow, Ah Mian!"

Su Mian watched the door close, held up the little blue cat, and said to herself:

"That's not what I'm wearing...huh?"

At this moment, the water glass beside her bed suddenly moved, and the water in it flew unsteadily into the air, forming a few crooked characters,

'You... hello...'

Chapter 93 Chapter 92 I, the guerrilla captain Yula, pay money!

Su Mian looked at the words formed by water in the air and fell into deep thought.

She scanned the room first, and all she got in return were a few stupid cats, staring at each other stupidly,

With such a mind-reducing gaze, it seems that they are not the ones responsible.

Immediately, Su Mian shifted her gaze to the raised blue cat,

——The eyes of this blue cat, which were still chaotic just now, are extremely clear now, full of human wisdom,

What's more, those blue cat pupils have turned into a faint golden color.

"Oh, it turns out that this cat has become a spirit." Su Mian was calm, not surprised at all.

Speaking of which, one of the cats she raises counts as one, and almost all of them have become fine.

Now this blue cat has also become a spirit, which is not unexpected by her at all.

Although the little girl said that this cat is a fairy cat, Su Mian has seen its performance these past few days, except that it can spray cold water, the rest of the time it is completely a qualified licking cat.

Therefore, it should be entirely his own credit for becoming refined.

Su Mian sometimes doubts whether she has something that attracts cat spirits, or can help cats develop their spiritual physique, but it's a pity to ask Zhong Li this question, and all she gets is the tea that spouts out, and the slight bend With a mocking mouth.

She was very upset, and it turned out that there were two more long dresses of the same style in the closet.

Su Mian held the cat with one hand, and put one free hand on her chin, and said calmly, "You're all right, cute little cat."

The blue cat——Yuramiao, who was being held up, was a little confused,

No, is this person so calm?Are you surprised to see a cat talking suddenly?

...Could it be that it is not uncommon for cats to suddenly become sperms here?

She barely calmed down the sudden feeling in her heart, controlled the water traces, and carefully arranged a line of words in the air,

'Excuse me, what is this place? '

"my home."

Yulan Meow: "?"

"To be precise, it is Su Mian's home in Liyue." Su Mian added, comparing herself with her fingers,

"By the way, I am the owner of this house."

... so this is Liyue,

Yulamow thought thoughtfully,

I still remember that halfway through the battle with the monster, I suddenly fell into a coma, and when I woke up, I found that I was locked in a cat, and it took a lot of effort to regain control of my body.

... Yulan has long heard that monsters have all kinds of weird abilities, but it is the first time I have seen one that can turn people into cats... and it unfortunately fell on me.

Bad luck.

Forget it... At least I saved my life.

Yulan Meow sensed the elemental power in her body, and was locked up by the shackles, unable to move, only a little bit escaped.

She thought for a while, and was just about to ask about the current date, but Su Mian looked at her curiously, and suddenly asked,

"Can you cook?"

What?

Yuura was a little confused,

Rice...she can cook. Although it is just some simple food, it is not delicious compared to the food made by the teacher, but it is enough to fill your stomach.

"Then do you know how to do laundry?"

This is for sure,

Yulan Meow nodded subconsciously. After all, she was away all year round, unlike those in the family who needed someone to serve her when she dressed and washed.

"Since you know it well, I'll leave the laundry to you from now on." Su Mian clapped her hands and said cheerfully.

"You have eaten my rice for so many days, and now that you have enlightened your wisdom, you can do my laundry for a few years to repay your kindness, isn't it too much?"

"Oh," Su Mian sighed a little after she finished speaking, "It would be great if you could become a human, so that I can entrust all the housework to you... Wait, see if you can control water, it must be something else. Housework shouldn't be a problem for you either..."

Yulan Meow: "???"

Wait, it's against Mond's law to let a cat do the laundry and cook,

Every living being deserves equal freedom!Even cats are no exception!

Ke Qingmiao and Ning Guangmiao, who came closer, looked at each other, their eyes filled with joy,

Fortunately, I have the foresight to not show too high IQ in front of this guy.

...no no no,

'I am human!Not a mature cat! '

Yulan Meow manipulated the water angrily, forming a big handwriting in front of Su Mian,

"?" Su Mian was stunned, "Aren't you a cat spirit?"

'certainly not!Whose animal can write when it has just opened its intelligence! ' Yula Meow was so angry that she was half dead,

'I am human!The guerrilla leader of the Zephyr Knights, Yula-law...'

'Forget it, it's not something honorable not to mention that surname. '

You La Meow was discouraged, looking at the bewildered Su Mian, she couldn't help itching her teeth,

Damn, reminds me of that last name again,

I will remember this hatred!

...

After stumbling and stumbling exchanges, Su Mian finally figured out the current situation of the matter.

"That is to say," Su Mian pondered,

"You said that you are the guerrilla captain of Mond, a descendant of the old nobles, and you are rich... But now you are turned into a cat by a monster, and you can't go back to Mond. As long as I support you with a little Mora, let you Take the car back to Mond to help you restore your body, and when it is done, there will be many Mora to repay you."