Keqing is my cat

He leaned on the gun and stood there, hesitating and not knowing what to say,

If a familiar celestial being saw the famous three-eyed and five-manifested celestial being here, he would probably be surprised that the Dharma protector Yaksha would show such a meek expression.

When Su Mian approached, he saw the companion who had completely changed his appearance, and could only see his former appearance from the corners. He clenched the barrel of the gun in his hand, and said apologetically:

"...sorry."

Su Mian smiled wryly and waved her hand,

"I don't blame you. It's my own fault for becoming like this. It's not bad if I can save my life."

If it hadn't been for the day of the Sea Lantern Festival, when he was greedy for heads, and imagined that he would take gold coins like a gangster in the past, and escape from Mandrill's protection circle, he wouldn't be smashed into small pancakes by the attacking Yan's punch.

His auxiliary spells are all percentage bonuses, and the blessings are naturally invincible on Mandrill who has gone through all kinds of battles, but the same spells on Su Mian can't even block Yan's punch.

Mandrill fell silent.

Although Su Mian said so, but due to his own carelessness, the comrade-in-arms who killed him lost his life, which was always a thorn in his heart.

After the Demon God War, most of the former comrades-in-arms died, and there were not many left, but even this few, many of them failed to survive the time and turned into a pinch of rock ash.

For thousands of years, he thought he had already cultivated his heart like a stone, but when Su Mian died in front of him, Mandrill once again experienced the heart-piercing pain...and the monstrous anger.

Although they have only known each other for half a year, the two have long since become friends of Yue Xia Dui Yin.

Fighting side by side is the best way to cultivate feelings, not to mention that the two have experienced many lives and deaths. Mandrill also watched Su Mian grow from an ordinary person who knows nothing and can only barely provide some benefits, step by step to one who only needs to wave his hand. A powerful transcendent who can double his abilities several times.

With such a powerful blessing, even the Sea Lantern Festival, which required all-out efforts in previous years, has become a small ups and downs that can be easily overcome.

Mandrill has never had so much fun fighting,

But maybe because he was too happy and neglected the protection of the rear, he only heard the sound of blood and flesh, and when he turned around, he saw the comrades who should have been protected by him die at the hands of the enemy.

Seeing the lifeless flesh and blood, Mandrill has never regretted himself so much after slaughtering all the enemies in a frenzy.

Back then in the Demon God War, he was able to protect dozens of humans from being hurt in the fierce battle, but he changed to the lower-intensity Nightmare Elimination, with such a powerful blessing, but he himself let his comrades die at the hands of the enemy...

Fortunately, Dijun rescued Su Mian, so that Mandrill could escape from the state of despair.

But even so, the guilt in Mandrill's heart was still not removed, so that Su Mian had been resurrected for so long, and he didn't even have the guts to meet him.

"I'm sorry...if I..."

Mandrill pursed his lips tightly, and wanted to apologize, but was interrupted by Su Mian waving,

"Don't talk about it," Su Mian sighed, "It's good to be alive, don't remind me of this matter again, to be honest, being hammered into two-dimensional is not a very good experience."

"If you feel sorry, please treat me to almond tofu."

Hearing the almond tofu, Mandrill twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, revealing a smile,

Almond tofu is his favorite food. When Su Mian was appointed by the emperor to be a trainee Yasha, he thought it was someone who was slowing down, and he was too lazy to talk to him. In the end, a dish of almond tofu broke the relationship between the two of them.

Even if he changed his gender, he was still the friend he knew well.

"How big is the 'Nightmare' this time?" Su Mian walked to Mandrill's side familiarly, and patted him on the shoulder.

Although Mandrill has lived for thousands of years, he looks like a 1.5-meter-[-]-meter-six handsome boy. Apart from the strange lines tattooed on his upper body, he is no different from ordinary people except for his ice face.Of course, this is just the first impression. If he saw him wielding his gun blade and fighting in the flesh and blood of monsters, he would absolutely delete the words 'handsome' and 'juvenile' from his description.

"Medium." Mandrill said briefly, then glanced at Su Mian, and said, "You don't need to take action this time, I can deal with a 'nightmare' of this scale by myself."

"What nonsense?" Su Mian pouted, "If Zhong Li knew that I didn't work, he would definitely deduct my wages. Besides, I was in a hurry to feed the cat. It must be resolved as soon as possible."

She patted Mandrill's shoulder again, and said with a familiar smile: "Although I died once this time, you can't imagine how much progress I have made."

"It's a pity that it's not easy to use it indiscriminately in Liyue, and there's no one to show off." Su Mian winked at the cold young man, and said with a smile: "This time I happen to show off with you, so don't try to show off to me." Chance."

Mandrill also smiled slightly, and the arc on Bing Cube's face looked stiff.

"nature."

After all, the two entered the 'Nightmare' under Mandrill's magic power,

In an instant, the surrounding environment changed suddenly, from green mountains and beautiful waters to a dilapidated and dilapidated battlefield.

"——" Thousands of broken armors connected by black mist staggered up from the corpses, facing the two of them, roaring silently.

"It's really cute." Su Mian was not afraid at all, and even had the heart to tease,

As soon as she pointed, layers of spiritual light suddenly shone on Mandrill's body, almost turning him into a big shining light bulb.

[Yumi—Energetic], [Lax—Light Barrier], [Morgana—Shield of Darkness], [Janna—Eye of the Storm], [Reel—Spite], [Lulu—Help, Pixar ], 【Nami - Bless the Tide】...

"This is..." Mandrill looked in astonishment at the dozens of stream-like auras wrapped around his body, feeling that the current self could easily wipe out the five previous selves.

"Although I can't open Wushuang," Su Mian said proudly with her hands on her hips, "but I want anyone who can open Wushuang to be able to open Wushuang!"

Chapter 8 The bridge is up, the bridge is down

click,

The door was opened, and Su Mian, who was humming, stepped into the setting sun,

'Nightmare' has been strengthened several times, and Mandrill is shredded like sweeping fallen leaves. Afterwards, Mandrill has a meal of almond tofu, which is really cool.

If it weren't for the fact that she is now a woman, Su Mian would want to have another good drink with a prostitute for fear of losing her temper when drinking.

After the battle, the guilt in Mandrill's heart eased a lot, and he let go of Su Mian. While serving the food, the two chatted a lot. Su Mian's most important topic of conversation was Zhong Li's transformation into Zhong Li. thing,

After hearing this, Mandrill was quite astonished, and even dropped his chopsticks on the ground.

Su Mian didn't know what he was astonished about, it seemed that Mandrill still knew too little about Zhong Li.

Although Su Mian doesn't know Zhong Li's real identity, he, oh, she, is probably a fairy,

Immortals are tired of being men, so what if they change genders?

One must know that in the myths and legends, the Buddha and the Jade Emperor both went through tens of thousands of kalpas before they became the true fruit. Su Mian would not believe that during these tens of thousands of kalpas, they were male every time.

To sum up, it is normal for Zhong Li to become a woman, if this ability is not only applicable to herself, it would be great if it can help Su Mian transform back by the way.

She doesn't want to be a woman forever.

Compared to being rushed, Su Mian prefers to hit people.

Su Mian talked nonsense, running the train with her mouth full, but the listener was thoughtful, and he didn't know what he thought of.

"It's been a busy day, so tired."

Su Mian, who entered the room, sighed pretendingly, and Paji lay down on the bed,

In today's battle, she just waved her hand to add spells, and she didn't use any other energy. The work was done by the mandrill, and she didn't know what she was tired of.

Ke Qingmiao, who was lying beside the bed, glanced at her, and continued to rest with her hands in her hands.

She is really tired. She has been busy all day. Not only does she have to be a dispatcher, but she also goes down to help move bricks in her free time.

However, Keqing is the kind of workaholic who feels uncomfortable when she doesn't work, and her work makes her happy. In her previous life, this kind of personality is definitely liked by people's entrepreneurs.

She didn't intend to provoke Su Mian, but Su Mian just lay down for a while, but she was ready to move,

Su Mian rolled her black and white eyeballs and rolled on the bed, her long orange hair spread out like a bead curtain.

Ke Qingmiao glanced at the long hair, and silently compared it with the Ning Guang she saw today. Although they both have long hair, Su Mian's long hair is much shorter, only reaching the waist, and the softness is also worse. Up some, slightly messy.

But Ke Qingmiao still likes Su Mian's long orange hair better than Ning Guang's long hair.

When it was facing the hair of the two people, its body suddenly hung in the air,

Su Mian grabbed it, and stretched out her hand to lick it from head to tail, five times in a row, Qingmao's eyes narrowed slightly, and she made a pleasant purring sound.

After masturbating, Su Mian stretched out her hand to scratch its chin again - this was naturally very comfortable, Ke Qingmiao was so immersed in the enjoyment that she didn't even realize that Su Mian was gently rubbing the white down on her abdomen.

In this way, the poor Ke Qingmiao was played wantonly in Su Mian's hands, until she touched her whole body, Su Mian finally let go of her hand,

Just like all the scumbags... the scumbags who are satisfied, Su Mian, who was satisfied with rubbing the cat, threw the poor Ke Qingmiao out, jumped up,

"Xiao Mi, I'll prepare a meal for you."

Ke Qingmiao was lying on the bed, her soft pink flesh pad facing the sky, revealing her snow-white belly, her eyes were blurred, and it took her a while to recover.

Cats are so happy when they are rubbed.

Is this also part of the results of human domestication? It can forcibly reverse the essence of an animal, turning it into a physique that is very enjoyable as long as it is masturbated by humans.

It's terrifying.

呲~

The sound of hot oil being poured into the pan sounded, and after a while, an aroma came from the kitchen.

Keqing turned around and got up, meowing, sniffing with her small nose,

She didn't eat at night, she was waiting for this moment!

Compared with the human body, the cat's sense of taste is sharper, and even ordinary meals can taste the taste of mountains and seas.

Although Keqing is serious and a workaholic, she won't hesitate when it's time to enjoy it!

Ke Qingmiao lay on the chair, sticking out her small tongue to lick the stir-fried bean sprouts with green vegetables on the plate, rolled the vegetables into her mouth, chewed them slightly and swallowed them, the wonderful taste erupted on the tip of her tongue, a refreshing feeling swept her whole body, exciting She is very clever.

good to eat!

It would be great if I could eat my favorite golden shrimp balls in cats.

Ke Qingmiao licked her mouth after eating, thinking a little greedily.

She looked at Su Mian who was humming and washing the dishes, thinking in her mind,

It is not impossible to eat golden shrimp balls,

Find a chance to let the idiot Su Mian eat it a few times, she will naturally fall in love with this taste,

Given Su Mian's poverty, she certainly can't eat this kind of expensive food often, and she will probably try to cook it herself.

In this way, you will have the opportunity to eat golden shrimp balls in the cat body!

Ke Qingmiao made a plan, flicked her tail happily,

As for going out to eat?

Ke Qingmiao never thought about it,

With her current kitten appearance, she can't go to a restaurant to order food, and she can't go directly to the kitchen to steal,

Even if you go to show cuteness, most of the diners will throw the food on the ground,

She is Keqing!Yuheng, one of the Liyue Seven Stars!

Even if it turns into a cat, it won't eat the food thrown on the ground!

...At least put the plate on the chair like the idiot Su Mian.

After a lot of tossing, the lazy Su Mian lay down on the bed and fell asleep shortly after the stars rose.

Ke Qingmiao stood on the window sill, the faint starlight shone on the four snow-white claws gathered together,

She looked at Su Mian's happy sleeping face, angrily,

Lazy Su Mian, it's just getting dark, get up and work!

When I was human, I only slept in the early hours of the morning.

You are not allowed to sleep, get up quickly to work and study!

Always so lazy, when will she become a useful person to Liyue!

After a while, Ke Qingmiao was discouraged,

Forget it, this lazy bastard can't hear himself, so he can't really meow.

She jumped off the window sill, and patted Su Mian's silly sleeping face with her snow-white claws with pink pads,

pat pat~

Let you rub me all the time, slap your face,

Ke Qingmiao is very addicted to this simple game,

After playing for a long time, he turned around with a lot of satisfaction, flicked his tail, crawled into the bed along the gap, stepped on Su Mian's flat belly, and then sat down satisfied.

A faint warmth enveloped her, and along with Su Mian's ups and downs of breathing in and out, sleepiness gradually surged up.

Ke Qing's meow coiled into a ball, and her eyes gradually couldn't hold back and closed.