Keqing is my cat

What on earth is this Xiangshengtang, and why Hutao has been selling packages to people.

"Wangshengtang?" Hu Tao didn't answer directly, but smiled, shaking her head and reciting a poem,

"Perhaps the heavens are sympathetic to the dust, and the lead clouds are finally filled with tears. If I sleep forever in his year, how many pairs of grave-sweepers in front of the tomb?"

Su Mian was taken aback,

"For the funeral?"

"Yes and yes and."

"Then you're always selling me packages! I *&%@&(*), Hutao, stop!"

ps: The fourth update!No, plus today's two updates, that's the sixth update!

ps: Push the book "So I Am Adam"

I felt timetraveled, and was tied up in a dark warehouse by the robber Wuhuada, but it didn't matter, I was rescued by sister Mei A...sister.

Into the crow's nest, and into the world snake of a group of seriously ill people, but it doesn't matter, Natasha... my sister is a cadre who can cover me.

With cheating, you have to go to the past to do dangerous tasks in the future, but it doesn't matter, as long as you find the correct posture for hugging your thighs or touching fish, you can get along.

What?Ask me if I don't want to change the world into what I expect?

Threatening me with this, no, don't do this kind of thing!

Can't I do it?

Connecting the past and the future, Adam, the destroyer of the world, what did he see in his eyes?

【Is it the same person who collapsed】

[The author is a reserve ration, fried tofu flavored]

Chapter 27 Chapter 27 I promise you...but on condition!

Su Mian chased Walnut for a while, then gave up.

No way, this guy runs too fast!

I don't know if it's because there is no weight on his chest, Hall Master Hu tossed and turned, jumping up and down between the walls and pillars, nimbly like a monkey,

No, even monkeys can't compare to her, Hall Master Hu is at least at the Tarzan level.

Su Mian supported her knees with both hands, panting from exhaustion,

She couldn't run anymore.

"Aren't you a fairy? Tired so soon?"

Hu Tao jumped off the wall, patted a little dust on his body, and put his hands behind his back, very curious.

She wasn't blushing or out of breath, as if the difficult parkour stunt just now was as easy as wandering from the kitchen at home to the bedroom for her.

"Who said that?" Su Mian glanced at her angrily,

"Have you ever seen a fairy sweat?"

"Hmm..." Hu Tao held her chin and said in thought, "It's true, the immortals are all innocent. I have seen bloody immortals, but there are no sweating ones..."

"According to this, Su Mian, you are not a fairy?"

"It wasn't originally." Su Mian breathed evenly, wiped the sweat from her brow, and said angrily, "It's all because of them spreading rumors, Beidou clearly knew about this, yet they didn't come forward to help me refute the rumors, let the rumors spread more and more outrageous. I'm just a little talented, so I don't deserve the title of 'immortal'."

"Hoohoo~" Hu Tao laughed, his eyebrows were full of teasing, "But if the rumor spreads too much, it will become true. I heard that someone has set up a memorial tablet for you at home and worshiped it all day long."

"What's the name of that tablet, by the way, 'True King of Relief of Suffering and Relief'!"

"I*..."

Su Mian's expression was very complicated.

I'm still alive, why do you want to set up a tablet for me...

But the good deeds are rewarded and everyone affirms it. This feeling of positive feedback... I can't stop,

In short, the mood of helping the suffering fungus is very complicated now, like knocking over a seasoning bottle, colorful... each has its own taste.

Seeing that Su Mian was very depressed, Hu Tao immediately laughed happily, causing Su Mian to stare at her involuntarily.

From the moment we met, this Master Hu was very lively and extremely familiar,

No, Hu Tao stood on tiptoe again, put her arm on Su Mian's shoulder, and put her shoulder to shoulder with her, her plum blossom-shaped red pupils blinked and blinked, filled with a smile,

"By the way, Su Mian, why did you come to see Yun Jin this time? Could it be that you want to hear her sing?"

"To tell you the truth, apart from being agile and able to compose poems in seven steps, my hall master also has another specialty, that is, she sings very well! Even Yun Jin once praised that my hall master's singing skills are not inferior to hers."

"How about it, would you like me to sing for you?"

"No. Can you let go of your hands?" Su Mian sighed, and wanted to pull away the walnut that was hanging on her shoulders, but found that when she pulled away her hand, she ran to the other side again, stepped on her feet and stretched out her hands to lift her shoulders Come,

Hu Tao is a little shorter than Su Mian, and she has to stand on tiptoe if she wants to pull her shoulders. Su Mian feels uncomfortable watching her, and she doesn't know why Hu Tao is so obsessed with this uncomfortable thing.

Feeling Hall Master Hu's plain chest pressed against her back, Su Mian looked down at those stretched white thighs, sighed, and decided to let her pick them up.

Anyway, even if the walnuts are mediocre, they are still soft where they should be soft.

The Communist Party of China just met, and I don’t know where Hutao’s enthusiasm comes from.

Hu Tao watched Su Mian's face, and when she saw her sigh, she giggled,

"Amian, you are a good person."

"?" Su Mian was at a loss, not knowing where Hu Tao's thoughts went.

Hu Tao let go of the hand that was holding Su Mian's shoulders, put her hands behind her back, jumped in front of Su Mian, walked swaying,

"My hall master likes to be friends with good people, so, Ah Mian, the first time I saw you, I decided that you were my friend!"

"You can't tell the difference between a good guy and a bad guy just by meeting them. Your decision is too hasty." Su Mian complained.

Hu Tao stopped, holding on to the big Qiankun hat, looking at her with beautiful red pupils in the shape of plum blossoms, with a serious face on her face,

"This hall master is very accurate in judging people! Besides, if you can't be called a good person after saving hundreds of people and being erected by others, then the standard of a good person is too strict!"

"Don't look at the hall master who is always selling packages on weekdays, but if you want to say that the person who is most sensitive to life and death, then I am the only one!"

"Amian, you are a good person. Hundreds of people have survived because of you, and there are fewer wandering ghosts on the border. This is a great merit. Even the hall master, I must thank you."

Su Mian was taken aback for a moment, she didn't expect that Hu Tao, who seemed to be only fooling around, would actually say these words in a serious tone.

"However, Ah Mian." But as soon as the words finished, the serious expression disappeared from Hu Tao's face. She approached with a smile, put her arm on Su Mian's shoulder again,

"Amian, what are you doing here this time, can you tell me?"

Su Mian was silent for a while, and then thought, Keqing told her four people who are good at spear skills, Shen He and Yun Jin are not here, Xiangling can't find time, if she doesn't want to go abroad to find, then she will only have One chooses...

"There is something..." Su Mian collected her words and told Hu Tao her purpose.

"...For some reason, I now need a spear master to help me get rid of the nightmare. I don't know if you are free, Walnut..."

When Su Mian said this, she felt a little embarrassed,

After all, she can't offer any valuable rewards, even her boss, the only thing she can offer is the token that the Church of the Future can owe...

But in front of him is the hall master of the Hall of Rebirth, so it would be good if Zhong Li wasn't held accountable for secretly keeping accounts for the Hall of Rebirth, how could he still take out a token as a reward.

"Yes, yes, my hall master is very free!" After listening, Hu Tao nodded again and again, her red pupils were full of excitement,

"Such an interesting event, how could my hall master not come to participate, I just don't know what the legendary monster looks like..."

"Then you agreed?" Su Mian was overjoyed, but she didn't expect Hu Tao to agree immediately.

This guy's nonsense is nonsense, but he still has a big picture.

But Hu Tao's next sentence stunned her,

"Who said I agreed," Hu Tao said with a chuckle, "This hall master doesn't do business that loses money,"

"If I want my hall master to take action, Ah Mian has to help me with one thing!"

"..."

This dog thing...

Su Mian clenched her fists tightly,

You shouldn't have expected anything from her.

But in Liyue Nei, there was only a walnut left, so Su Mian could only pinch her nose and ask, "What do you want me to do?"

"It's very simple, but it can't be hosted by this church!" Hu Tao raised a slender jade finger, and said quietly: "Amian, have you ever heard of the zombies in the house at night?"

ps: I saw someone say that I wrote the race of Mandrill wrong.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with it. Mandrill's race is the "Noble Yaksha in the Immortals".These are all written in the story of Mandrill's favorability, and you can see it by flipping through it.

The author is a person who likes to lay out foreshadowing when writing articles. After all, guessing foreshadowing is also a part of the interaction between readers and authors.

For example, those buried shallowly, such as Ningguang and Monster, Maomao and Zhongli, I think everyone can see these,

But the deep ones are directly related to the end of this volume, and they started appearing in Chapter 3.

Of course, this is not a detective novel, so foreshadowing or something, of course there will be surprises if you guess correctly, it doesn’t matter if you don’t guess, you can just read it directly, and it won’t affect the reading experience.

I just want to add a little more surprise seasoning to the readers while they are reading.

So when you see those abnormal sentences, stories that are contrary to common sense at first glance, and repeated actions, don't rush to scold the author, you might as well guess, maybe that is the foreshadowing laid by the author.

Chapter 28 Chapter 28 Zombies are by your side

"You mean, because you had some misunderstandings with that little zombie before, you want to make up with her?"

"Yeah, because she is a zombie, her memory is very bad, and the previous incidents have left a little shadow on her, so even if I try my best to catch her with a sack, she will You forgot my apology the next day, it really annoys the hall master."

"Using a sack...to catch? Walnut, are you really sure you're apologizing?"

"Of course, the hall master is very sincere! That sack is a high-quality product in this hall, and the used corpses are good! How about it, do you want me to lend you the sack so that you can communicate with that little zombie?"

"...you'd better keep it to yourself."

-

When Su Mian came home, she was exhausted, and as soon as she closed the door, she threw herself on the bed and did not move.

This walnut is really outrageous. I thought it was a small matter of sending a letter or finding something, but I didn't expect that she would ask me to make friends with the little zombie of Bubulu!

You said that you are a coffin seller, aren't you incompatible with zombies?What kind of operation is it to want to be friends with her?

Weasels give New Year's greetings to chickens?

Hu Tao also said that she had a little misunderstanding with that little zombie before... Su Mian felt that with Hu Tao's temperament, the misunderstanding was definitely more than a 'point', maybe it would be called a ton.

She might not know how to torment others.

"Make friends..." Su Mian lay on the bed, turned over, looked at the ceiling, and muttered, "I don't have many friends myself, and I have to make friends for others... It's really a problem for me. .”

Ke Qingmiao came in through the window, and when she heard this, she glanced at Su Mian, quite surprised.

I didn't expect this idiot to be quite self-aware.

She thought that Su Mian's ability to make friends with her was only AC.

"It doesn't matter, let's go to Bu Bu Lu tomorrow to find out, and see what kind of zombie is that little zombie called 'Qi Qi'. Let's prescribe the right medicine."

"By the way, what do zombies like?...Human blood? But I can't bleed her. Otherwise, take some chicken blood. Chicken blood is also blood."

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the next day,

Su Mian came to the hut with the sign of "Bu Bu Lu", looked up at the sign, feeling a little apprehensive,

Although it has a cute name like 'Qiqi', it is still a zombie after all. Su Mian is so big, she has never seen a living zombie.