Keqing is my cat

If you don't let my lord follow you, then I will have to rely on you!

With my peerless charm,

With my unparalleled scheme——

A low-quality human woman who looks like a fool will definitely submit to my lord's cat's claws with all sincerity and joy, meow ha ha ha! ! !

......

"Meow?" (...Huh?)

In the evening, Ms. Meow looked at the cage in which she was locked, lost in thought,

"Meow, meow, meow?"

(Although the purpose of staying has been achieved, the way of staying...isn't there something wrong?)

Chapter 154 Chapter 150 [-] The Lady Who Doesn’t Love Clean Meow (Corrected)

'Where did you pick up another cat? '

Yurami complained,

'Could it be that you saw your fat cat disappearing recently, so you fell in love with it, and picked up another one? '

'Is it not enough to have me? '

Yulan Meow rolled around, exposing her snow-white belly, slightly clenched her claws, and winked at Su Mian,

'Aren't I cute, meow? '

Su Mian: "..."

Has this person become a cat for so long that his spirit has become abnormal?

Ignoring Yula Meow who was scratching her head and posing, Su Mian looked at the lady who was placed in the corner of the room and locked up in a small cage, and muttered,

"...To be honest, I didn't plan to bring another cat back. After all, the cat hair you shed is enough to support me a sweater every year."

"If you raise another one, your wallet won't allow it."

But Wendy woke up very suddenly, and after waking up, she told Su Mian that this cat was destined for her,

——Su Mian gave her a brain crash on the spot,

Destined, destined to be your sister!

Everything is destined for me!

As for bards, you might as well be a fortune teller.

But Wendy took a hit, not only did not act cute, but told her mysteriously,

If you miss these few days, you don’t know when you want to find such a kitten.

Moreover, if she raises this cat, not only will her life in Mond City become smoother, but even when she returns to Liyue in the future, she may receive some kind of repayment...

After hearing this, Su Mian's heart skipped a beat.

Repay the favor... cat...

Got it, a housekeeping robot that doesn’t cost money!

How could Su Mian refuse such a good thing, she immediately agreed.

After ignoring Yulaniao who was writhing on the bed, Su Mian took the plate and put it in front of the cage,

She looked at the cow cat in the cage and said seriously,

"This is the clean food I came here on purpose. No one has touched it, and the plates are also my usual spares, brand new."

"Look at me, I respect your cat rights so much, treat you so favorably, after you become a spirit, you must come to Liyue to repay me."

"I don't ask too much. It doesn't matter if I'm not a beautiful girl with human nature. Beast ears are also pretty good... As long as I can complete the housework, I'm very satisfied..."

"By the way, did you know that there is a very popular idea in the outside world recently, called 'Cat Virtue', presumably you have lived in Mond for a long time, so you probably don't know this idea. Judging by your expression, you are obviously very eager. It is a I'm just a kitten who is very curious about knowledge, since that's the case, then I will tell you about the concept of cat virtue..."

"..."

Listening to this orange-haired girl squatting in front of her cage, chanting some random words about "not being fierce, not making trouble, not demolishing the house, give me a hug and kiss",

Ms. Meow's expression is a bit broken,

She is not a cat!Don't treat me like a real cat!

Also, even if it is a cat, your idea is too much, it is simply brainwashing, and even the most important freedom of cats is gone!After listening to it, it will only become a licking cat, just like the stupid blue cat on the bed, completely losing its cat personality!Become a vassal of mankind!

Ms. Meow wanted to give this guy Su Mian a paw, but she couldn't hit him even with the cage,

Coupled with the strenuous exercise today, Ms. Meow has long been hungry and empty,

So she didn't care about what Su Mian said, she moved to the plate, faced the food on the plate, and sniffed it.

...Well, although an idiot, he is surprisingly generous when it comes to food,

If Ms. Meow is not mistaken, this plate of food should be the standard meal of the knight order, and it is the kind that does not even move a mouthful.

However, although this orange-haired guy's intentions are commendable, the matter of being locked in a cage cannot be left alone.

Then I will be lighter in revenge in the future, from paralysis to hemiplegia.

Ms. Meow relaxed Su Mian's sentencing standard by a bit, and began to taste the food,

She lowered her head and awkwardly licked the food on the plate with her tongue,

But then-

So fishy!

Ms. Meow almost spat out,

Really fishy!

Isn't this really a hell dish!Why is there only fishy smell!

She had a fishy taste in her mouth, and suddenly felt her stomach twitching faintly, and the strange smell on the tip of her tongue could not go away for a long time.

Su Mian saw that Ms. Meow was retching after only one sip, and suddenly said strangely:

"Hey? Don't you like these things? I specially brought them from the Knights' cafeteria. The taste shouldn't be bad."

'Don't say it doesn't love it anymore, I don't love it either. '

You Lamiao was lazily lying on the pillow, with her feet turned upside down, as if she was practicing some kind of magical skill.

'The cat's sense of taste is only fishy, ​​which is annoying. For a human like me, eating is a kind of torture. '

'Of course, the cat seems so uncomfortable, probably because of the potion in the meal. After all, in order to support the physical training of the knights, a lot of potion for strengthening the body was added to the meal-of course, the harmless kind . '

Is that so?

Ms. Meow was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help but look at the blue cat on the bed a few more times.

She also noticed this blue cat before, and she thought it was just a cat monster that had become a spirit, but now it seems that she was also transformed from a human being.

Ms. Meow was a little excited,

Judging by her supreme wisdom——the key to transforming back into a human lies in this humble blue cat!

In order to avoid knowing her identity, Ms. Meow resisted the extremely strong fishy smell, lowered her head, pretended to be enjoying herself, and licked the food on the plate with small mouthfuls.

The time for eating passed quickly, but for Ms. Meow, this was a torture that was tantamount to torture.

But when Su Mian was tidying up the dishes, a casual remark made the lady Mao startled,

"Yura, do you want to take a bath?"

Yula?

Yura, the guerrilla leader of Mond City!

Ms. Meow's heart suddenly turned upside down,

She never expected that this unattractive blue cat was actually the guerrilla leader of the West Wind Knights who had been missing for several days!

But how did Yula, a Mond, fall into the hands of a Liyue?And it looks so intimate...

By the way, Yura is actually a descendant of the old noble...

Ms. Meow faintly felt that she had broken a big secret, and she was secretly terrified.

—but what shocked her was the next sentence,

"It's fine if you don't go, what a kitten who doesn't like to be clean, elbow, butter, I'll take you to take a bath!"

Su Mian, who arbitrarily named Ms. Meow, reached out and grabbed Ms. Meow by the back of the neck, lifted her in front of her, and said with a smile:

"I was chased so far by a dog outside today, and there must have been a lot of dust. I just need to wash it to clean it."

"Although I don't plan to let you out of the cage until I get to know you well, I will not miss you as my cat should be treated,"

"My handmade bathing service is naturally one of them!"

"Elbow, let's take a shower!" Su Mian held the lady by the back of the neck, and while she was struggling in fear, she hummed and walked towards the place where the white mist was rising.

ps: I'm an idiot, but I can still stick it wrong

Chapter 155 Chapter 150 Chapter [-] How to Domesticate an Unbecoming Cat

"Meow, meow, meow!!!" (Let me go, let me go! You stupid Liyue, don't touch my body with your hands!)

Ms. Miao frightened and writhed wildly in Su Mian's hands, just like a carp about to hit the cutting board, struggling in vain for the doomed tragedy.

"What a wild kitty," Su Mian smiled and mentioned the struggling lady,

"Looks like I'll have to change to a bigger and stronger cage in the future."

"Meow!" (Let go of me!!!)

The lady meowed angrily and turned around. Without hesitation, she opened her mouth wide and bit Su Mian's hand with all her strength.

"Gao"

A crisp sound came from the lady's mouth,

"..."

Looking at the broken tooth that fell on the ground, Ms. Meow was a little skeptical about her life.

Why is it so hard?

Could it be that you are some kind of humanoid weapon secretly manufactured by Liyue?

Immediately, the sharp pain of broken teeth came unexpectedly, and the eyes of Ms. Meow immediately filled with tears.

"Meow ah ah ah!" (Why is it so hard!!!)

She meowed miserably, rolled on the ground with her head in her paws, tears of regret flowed out,

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have to bite it with all my strength! ! !

The despicable Orange Maoliyue people plotted against me, remember it! ! !

"Hehe, this cat is quite brave," Su Mian said happily.

"Even Xiao Mi's stupid cat knows it can't bite me. How dare you bite me like that. You still try your best. You're lucky that you didn't lose all your teeth."

'It's quite rebellious. '

Critic You Lamiao commented,

She also followed silly music,

'It looks like a young cat who hasn't suffered a lot. '

She also tried to bite Su Mian before, but at that time Su Mian's defense was not that high, the bite was at most like biting on thick leather,

But judging from the tragic situation of the cat today, Su Mian's defense has successfully evolved from thick leather to steel.