The Bad Works of Comics

"Little ghost, is there anything you can't say?"

"No, Misaka Misaka met sister Mikoto today."

Yuriko Suzuke was silent for a while, and said thoughtfully, "Uh... the third one..."

The last work didn't tell from Suzuke Yuriko's side face that she was reluctant or unhappy.

So then, going on,

"It's just that Misaka met Mikoto sister without any objection, and then played together for a long time, and when eating at the convenience store, Misaka's clothes were accidentally dirty, and finally went to Tokiwadai Middle School to take a shower and change into clean clothes, that's about it ...

Misaka Misaka explained what happened today in a simple and clear manner..."

Yuriko Suzuko is not a long-winded person who breaks the casserole and asks the bottom line, but just said something coldly.

"Next time, don't do this!"

"Oh. Misaka Misaka nodded seriously."

Misaka Misaka found that she was really trusted by Yuriko, and she was very happy.

Sometimes Yuriko would be nagging and angry at Misaka Misaka, and Misaka Misaka would often quarrel with her, but Misaka Misaka didn't hate this feeling.

Because during these days of living together, Misaka Misaka and Suzuke Yuriko have such a very reassuring relationship.

Very happy, happy, happy, stress-free...

Is this how family feels?Yes, that's how Misaka understood it.

Let's just count it as that for the time being.

The last work thought happily, and then glanced at the direction of Misaka's gaze that he had felt from just now.

Index hid in the back of the living room and looked towards Misaka. This picture of sneaking around in the dark like a small animal looks so cute.

"~Hey, little nun, what are you secretly looking at? Misaka Misaka looked at you with a smile on her face." The Last Work walked in front of Index and asked amusedly.

"Misaka. Was Yuriko-san mad at you just now?"

Index's eyes wandered, and finally placed on the last work, and said doubtfully.

It was discovered, but Misaka can't be underestimated by Index, thinking this way, the last work pretended to be very relaxed and said,

"What's the matter, how could you be angry. Misaka quickly denied it. Yuriko was not angry just now. She and Misaka Misaka just communicated normally and cordially. Misaka Misaka explained to you like this..."

"Is that so? But you were beaten on the head by Miss Yuriko as punishment." Index looked at the last work with her pure blue eyes in doubt.

Seeing this, The Last Work exaggeratedly shrugged and sighed with artificial movements,

"Hey, that! Little nun, you don't understand... Actually, it's the etiquette between Misaka Misaka and Yuriko's close contact. You know, in Academy City, the closer you are, the more you flirt. This kind of behavior can very deepen the deep feelings between each other, Misaka Misaka explained to you, little nun, in a serious way."

"Oh. Academy City, there is also this kind of etiquette... It's like the intimacy etiquette between friends, relatives, and friends in Western Europe. The etiquette of kissing the recipient's cheek without making a sound can also be used when emotions are intense. Use the Kiss Ritual."

Index tilted her head in disbelief, without looking shy at all, thought about it, and then said seriously.

"Huh? Foreign etiquette is really open, Misaka Misaka said curiously."

"Well. In fact, many places in foreign countries have unique etiquette. In the nose touching ceremony in New Zealand, the host must touch the tip of the guest's nose two or three times when meeting for the first time. The more touches and the longer the time, the better the guest revered by them,

In the Arabian face-to-face ceremony, two friends will not only shake hands and hug when they meet, but also perform a face-to-face ceremony.When saluting, stroke with your right hand..."

Index is slowly speaking to The Last Work.

"Wait a minute, little nun. How do you know so much? Misaka Misaka said doubtfully."

"This is because I have recorded a total of [-] grimoires from all over the world, so it is incidental to learn the language and cultural etiquette of various countries. Of course, it is more difficult for those languages ​​​​that have not yet been systematized, such as songs. Written languages ​​are the hardest to learn."

Wow!Unaware of the severity, the super memory ability that never forgets is worthy of Index!Misaka Misaka admired the little nun's talent in her heart.

There was still a quite satisfied smile on the face of the last work,

"Well. By analogy, little nun, you are really smart. Misaka Misaka appreciates you very much."

"Oh I see."

At this moment, Index thought of something, suddenly stretched out her fist, and knocked heavily on the head of The Last Work.

"Wow~ It hurts! Little nun, what are you doing? Misaka Misaka is covering her head, gnashing her teeth and asking you why she knocked on Misaka's head."

"Misaka, didn't you say that if you want to express a deep friendship between friends, you have to knock your head?" Index blinked very simply, and said quite seriously,

"My relationship with you, Misaka, is very close, so we have to hit it hard."

For that, Index's simple answer made the last work's eyes widen, and he was speechless for a while.

Go ahead, Misaka just babbled nonsense, unexpectedly the innocent little nun took it seriously, Misaka Misaka is shooting herself in the foot.

The cheeks of the last work bulged slightly, but immediately returned to their original state, and continued to talk to Index,

"Misaka wants to take back what he just said, little nun, you are not very smart, you are just an idiot! How can there be such etiquette for knocking people's heads, you are hitting people! Misaka Misaka has no hope for you."

Index, who came back to her senses, was not a real idiot after all, and realized that she was talking nonsense in the last work just now.

Then, very sincerely said to the last work: "Ah, I'm really sorry, Misaka. I didn't do it on purpose, please forgive me, may the Lord forgive my sins."

"Forget it. But why does this kind of thing involve the Lord, it has something to do with her, Misaka Misaka said nonchalantly."

"As a servant of the Lord, I am willing to accept the Lord's punishment for doing harm to my friends and violating the teachings." Index said with a serious face.

"Uh... well, Misaka Misaka is too tired to complain."

The Last Work rested his forehead with one hand, and replied with a flat and unwavering expression.

In Academy City, such an unpretentious and not at all boring day ended with Misaka Misaka talking nonsense.

Chapter 264 Chapter 220 Five Chirping Misakas... (Happy Dragon Boat Festival!)

It is located in a certain hospital in the seventh school district of Academy City.

Four brown-haired girls with the same face are having some kind of dispute.

They are military clone "sisters" made from the somatic cells of a certain superpower.In order to overcome the shortened lifespan caused by the use of drugs to forcibly accelerate growth, they have to accept a strange doctor who looks like a frog and implement body "adjustments".

The specific appearance of these four Misaka sisters is: snow-white skin, brown pupils, the same short hair, wearing a pleated skirt, a white shirt, and a camel-colored summer sweater from Tokiwadai Middle School's summer school uniform.

Although it is not necessary to have uniform clothing because they are clones, it may be because of the influence of the brain wave network that they are connected to each other on the spirit, and perhaps because the personality is set uniformly when cloning, so their dress is like this unanimous.

They are now in what is known as the clinical research area of ​​the hospital.There is no special prohibition on the entry of non-related personnel here, but because this building is located far away from the passage leading to the main facilities, naturally no one will approach it, it is this incredible place.

The place where Misaka No. 10086, Misaka No. 01666, Misaka No. 10032, and Misaka No. 10010 stood blankly was a small waiting room set in the corner of the corridor of the clinical research area.Fittingly, there is a newspaper stand on the sofa and the table, with a few magazines inserted on it for killing time.

The four cloned girls took out one of the books, opened it to a certain page and stared at it.

That's the column for divination.

It's not an orthodox divination department, but the kind of divination column that is often published in the corner of many magazines, like ginger slices for sushi.

Divide one page into twelve columns, and write simple parameters such as luck, health, money, love, etc. of various constellations, as well as lucky colors, lucky props, etc.

"What does Misaka's production date belong to in the Greek Zodiac classification? Do... Misaka is confused."

See the column of your own constellation——

You have the opportunity to change jobs this month!If you want to say goodbye to the boss you usually hate, now is the time! !

For her who is a mass-produced clone for military use, there is no reason to change her job or not. No. 10032 tilted her head slightly.

The other "sisters" seem to have similar feelings, each looking at or pointing to the column of the constellation that matches the date of production.

"This kind of uncertain information is really beneficial to the Misakas? Do... Misaka 10086 asked."

"How does this lucky item bring happiness to the Misakas? Misaka 01666, let's find a key ring with a cat."

"This, this month's love luck is -5, which is incomprehensible. Do... Misaka 10086 asked to start over."

Misaka 10086 made some subtle noises, but the girls didn't care about such things.

At this time, No. 10032 seemed to have noticed something, and suddenly raised his expressionless face.

"In the final analysis, when were the Misakas supposed to be born? Do... Misaka 10032 reconfirmed the fundamental definition."

"?"

For a moment, the four Misaka sisters with expressionless faces looked at each other.

Date of birth, this is indeed a question worth thinking about.

"It is true that the time taken out of the training equipment is the date of manufacture, but the Misakas were not taken out of the container when they were exactly 0 years old, but they were taken out after using drugs to make their physical age grow to 14 years old. Do... ... Misaka 10032 added a longer explanation."

"In human terms, it took 14 years to grow in the mother's womb before it finally came out. Do... Misaka 10086 talking to Misaka next to her."

"Rebut... it took 14 years to be born in the mother's womb. There is no possibility at all. Even Nezha in Eastern mythology was born in the mother's womb for only three years... do... Misaka 01666 said."

"Who is Nezha? Do...Misaka No. 10086 is puzzled."

"In oriental myths and stories, a clever, mischievous, trouble-loving, good boy who will never grow up. Do... Misaka 01666 said so."

It can be seen that the Misaka sisters still have a great thirst for knowledge.

"In real life, there is no individual born in 14 years. It does make sense. Misaka No. 10032 agrees with No. 01666, but Misaka questions No. 01666. Nezha was born in 3 years. Why Misaka has no such memory. Why, No. 01666 knows this Something? Do... Misaka 10032 asked."

"Do... Same as above, Misaka No. 10010 is plainly puzzled."

Misaka 0166 tilted her head expressionlessly, thought for a while, and said,

"This is the high-level individual Misaka 20001, which is often said to Misaka in the Misaka network. It is similar to: I don't believe in fate, it is Misaka's fate... My fate is up to me, whether it is a demon or a fairy, Misaka has the final say... Misaka It's so hard!... Misaka punched Suzuke Kindergarten, kicked Kamijo Nursing Home... a lot of weird words. Misaka 01666 said it very honestly."

"What a strange superior entity No. 20001. Do... Misaka No. 10032 speaks like this."

"This is the speech of the second disease! Do... Misaka 10086 is here to laugh at the childish behavior of the superior individual."

"I agree, sure enough, the child is a superior individual. Do... No. 10010 Misaka covered her mouth and let out a laugh."

A few black-bellied Misaka sisters mocked Misaka 20001 with no expression on their faces. It can be seen that they should be very happy. Although expressing each other's emotions expressionlessly, some things inside have not changed. It can also be said that it is slowly changing.

"Wait a minute, the cart has turned the cart before the horse. Now is not the time to discuss the superior entity 20001. Because the issue of Misaka's birth date has not been resolved, do...Misaka 01666 interrupts the dispute between you."

"Okay. Let's go back to the date of birth just now. Do... Misaka 10086 said."

"No, no matter how much you grow, it should be your single birthday when you come out of your mother's womb, right? Misaka 10010 objected."

"No, the Misakas were moved around in several devices when they were growing up. This situation should be classified as one? Misaka 1666's mind is full of question marks."

Just like that, the Misaka sisters started chattering again.

Their thinking is not single, it can be said to be diversified and multi-angle. In short, they are more and more different and have different emotions.

"Or maybe, the production anniversary of the Misakas should be the day when the case based on the DNA chips of the Misakas was approved? Do... Misaka No. 10032 proposed another theory."

"Then for humans, it should be the day when father and mother have sex? Misaka 10086 objected."

"If you want to say that, shouldn't it be the day when the sperm was produced in the father's body? Misaka went back in time again."

"Huh? Misaka 1666 was surprised by the series of conversations."

Misaka "sisters" can process themselves with the batch processing function.

Then Misaka 10032 rubbed her forehead with her fingers, looking distressed.

"Speaking of which, Misaka's manufacturing plan is divided into two phases: 'Mass Production Ability Person Plan' and 'Absolute Ability (Level 6) Evolution Plan'. Misaka No. 10032's brain relay

Continuing the confusion, should we refer to the date when the plan was accepted? "

"Do...you should refer to the earlier side, right? Misaka 10086 gave the rough information about his prediction."

"Strictly speaking, the former is aimed at the complete body of superpowers, while the latter is aimed at the mass-produced experimental body. The nature is different. It may be troublesome to define it. Misaka No. 10010 increases the degree of confusion .”

Hey, I don't even know the constellation.The four Misaka sisters who came to this conclusion received the positive opinion of "cutting fate with their own power", but—

"Misaka found something like this.

Misaka 10032 pointed to the magazine again. "

"?" "?" "?"

The other Misaka sisters all turned their heads to look, only to see that No. 10086 was holding another magazine in his hand.

She flicked to a certain page at the back of the magazine, waiting there was a column that was smaller than the horoscope just now.

It's blood type divination.

………………

"The group of children, what are they doing? It looks unusually lively?"