A Delicious and Flammable Backlands Tour

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Jiang Haifeng shook his head violently and calmed down.

"How about it, do you have any thoughts?"

"Cute, miss the day. Does it count?"

"Get out!" Before Xia Zhi could answer, Panda grabbed the phone, "Hainiao, please be more reliable, I won't be able to go to school tomorrow or even next week!"

"That's it." Jiang Haifeng spread his hands.

"What if my dad hits me?"

"Hold on. But if I expose you like this, he might give you..." Jiang Haifeng pushed his glasses. "In this way, you and aunt are actually a bit similar."

"Stop! My dad isn't such a monster anymore!" The blue-haired girl blushed with anger, and made a cross with both hands. "Is it my fault that you look like your mother?"

"Seabird, think of a more reliable way. Next week we have time to go to the jungle and collect suitable equipment." Xia Zhi yawned.

"Okay, let me think about it..."

A few minutes later, Jiang Haifeng spoke.

"The excuses I can give are probably travel, or further study. But this has to be out of their noses."

According to the housekeeper, he is quite responsible, but this also means that as long as he disappears for a few days, the situation will immediately become serious.

"Tsk, trouble, or you can really go on a trip."

Anyway, it’s skipping class, where is it not skipping?

"I want to go to the seaside city to see if there are any water tanks..." Jiang Haifeng looked forward to it.

"That's going to jump into the sea, honey, even if you're not afraid of sharks, aren't you afraid of suffocating to death?"

Xia Zhi looked at Jiang Haifeng with disdain.

"The truth."

"I want to see Panda in the swimsuit." Young Master Jiang gave a thumbs up. "I have a hunch, it must be amazing!"

After all, the sissy version of this guy is quite beautiful.

"Get out!!" Panda was about to drop the phone.

Xia Zhi snatched the phone.

"I have to say, you are a fucking genius! That's it!"

In fact, Xia Zhi wants to see Tuantuan's swimsuit more.Things like teammates should be sold at critical moments.

As for Panda's?Well, it’s really just incidental (laughs).

"OK, let's go tomorrow morning."

The phone hangs up.

"NO—"

The blue-haired girl fell to the ground as if she had just learned the formula of the potion, tears ran across her cheeks and dripped onto the floor.

Xia Zhi poked her with his sword.

"Hey, are you still alive?"

"Everything is not important anymore, what do you like, I admit it... Haha, retribution, retribution!"

"Tsk, it's been ruined again, so it's not interesting." Xia Zhi stood up.

"Okay, let me analyze it for you for free. We can kill about 100 skeletons in the cave in one afternoon. That is to say, if you want a liver, you can kill 1000 skeletons in more than three days. To complete the task, or Summon the spirit in the bottle more, and see how to increase the growth progress."

"Yes!"

The girl on the ground was resurrected with full blood, and summoned the light elves.

The blue-haired girl hugged Ping Ziling.

Although the spirit in the bottle is like a ghost, Panda, as the master, can still touch it.

"Bottle, help! Tell me, your master, how can I make you grow..."

"This guy can really talk?" Xia Zhi looked at the Bright Elf suspiciously.

"Hey, although they are not as smart as your pets, most pets can tell the general meaning of their owners..."

Seeing Xia Zhi so proud, Tuantuan wanted to beat him up again.

"Possession? What do you mean?" The blue-haired girl showed a puzzled expression.

"It's probably for you to practice this skill more."

Xia Zhi complained.

The light elf himself began to blend into her body.

"Wow, don't be in such a hurry... have I changed now, Xia Zhi?"

"Yes, originally your pupil color was black, but now it's blue..."

Xia Zhi suddenly realized something.

"Master, it seems that you understand something." Xieyan said with satisfaction.

"Does the master need to be a vessel to rely on in order to exert its power? Interesting..."

NO.70 This person is really scary

"Panda, how do you feel now? Is there any difference from the previous possession?"

"Well... I don't feel it..."

Some hollow voices came.

Xia Zhi took a closer look.The blue-haired girl in front of her seemed to be in a trance, defenseless all over her body, but——

"There is no flaw."

In her current state, she can deal with attacks from any direction.

"This...could it be the legendary state of selflessness?! Pfft!"

Xia Zhi was hammered by Tuan Tuan.

"How can it be so mysterious! Try to attack and you will know."

Tuantuan threw a magic missile at Panda.

"..."

The blue-haired girl remained silent, as if nothing in the world had anything to do with her.She let the missile approach, and when the missile was about to fly in front of her, a black and purple dagger appeared in her hand.

The light of the knife flashed, and the magic missile disappeared from the air.

"Possession, end..."

Her pupils turned back to black again, and the light elves floated out from behind her, circling her intimately.

"Hmm! It seemed like I was half asleep and half awake just now." The green-haired girl shook her head to wake herself up. "Eh? Bottle, don't get so close all of a sudden, I'm a little embarrassed..."

"It seems that skills can be developed. Ordinary attacks can't erase magic attacks, and arc swords can't..."

"Wow, am I that good?" Panda took out the sword and looked at it suspiciously.

"Don't stare at it, the expulsion of light doesn't have this function, Tuantuan, you can shoot another missile and let her cut it."

Tuantuan snorted and threw another missile.

"Look at my--oops!"

The blade passed through the missile, but did not hinder the flight of the missile.The missile hit Panda's hand, triggering the burning effect at the same time.

The blue-haired girl threw away the dagger so hot that she rolled on the ground.

"Hey! It's hot! It's hot! Bottle save me!"

After blurring, Panda stood up.

"Wow, I thought I discovered the hidden effect of this sword."

"It doesn't exist. It seems that in your female state, you are more suitable to take possession of the light elves..." Xia Zhi said slowly, "Can you ask yourself?"

"Get out!" Panda held the light elf. "Bottle, is this guy right?"

The light elf went up, down, and repeated three times—it nodded.

"Liar! This world is unreal!!"

The blue-haired girl was lying on the sofa next to her, tears streaming down her face.

"Tsk tsk." Sitting on the sofa next to him, Tuantuan sighed, "If Kerris's mission is also so stupid, I think I will go crazy."

"It's okay, this kind of thing is actually quite exciting after getting used to it."

Master Xia approached Panda and used the skill Backstab.

"Hey! What are you doing!"

She bounced up and it was a kick.

Xia Zhi quickly backed away, with an embarrassing expression on his face.

"There is something you'd better pay attention to."

"Huh? You can't do anything just because I've become like this?!"

"What I mean is, you're only wearing a tracksuit now, and you're wearing nothing underneath. If you do it—you have to think about the consequences. Warning from the arc."

"Wow! I don't have girls' clothes! Wearing sportswear is the right way!"

"You worry about it yourself. I will lend you five hundred oceans, and you can go to the shopping street to deal with it yourself. When you go on a trip, no one will lend you clothes."

"I really can't borrow her clothes." Tuantuan said quietly, "She is taller than me, and her breasts are bigger than mine... ha ha... ha ha..."

It looked like she had been hit hard.

"Calm down! Tuantuan, you just need to stay cute! Leave things like sex, seduction, and sex to this big sister (Mist) in front of you!"

"You guys are enough! I'll just buy sportswear for clothes! Don't even think about wearing women's clothes!" The green-haired girl snatched the five hundred oceans from Xia Zhi's hand, and lay down on the sofa angrily.

"We're going to bed, don't send it off!"

"Let's go, let her be alone... Oh, what a crime..."

Xia Zhi made a deliberate conversation.

Wait, this guy took up the sofa today, so where does he sleep?

Xia Zhi looked at Tuantuan who had already occupied the bed, and was a little afraid to go there.

This girl showed her small canine teeth, the meaning is obvious.

If you dare to mess around, I will kill you.

"Tsk, lay the floor." After all, Master Xia is someone who has seen strong winds and waves (fog), so he took out a quilt and spread it on the ground.

According to his calculations, the chances of Tuantuan rolling out of bed at night are almost zero!

"Hmph, I really am a genius." Xia Zhi sat on the floor, looking like a middle school student, looking at Tuantuan.

The corners of Tuantuan's mouth twitched, and then she also gave a smirk.

"Good night."