I, General Thunderbolt, join the chat group

Nothing is perfect in this world.

Except General Thunderbolt.

No matter what others think of General Raiden, in the eyes of Kujo Sharo, the general who has guarded Dao's wife for thousands of years is the embodiment of perfection.

No one can match the wisdom and strength of His Excellency the General.

And for Saura, who is the general of the day before yesterday and the current person in charge of the day, with a generous salary and no special hobbies other than buying the peripheral products of General Raiden, she doesn't really care about the mere 15 Mora.

The last son of the executive officer of the Fools of the Winter Kingdom, Dadalia can still afford a pair of chopsticks 10,000 [-]+ Mora, the emperor who never takes money, the person in charge of the dignified and celestial deeds, the Jiutiao Shaluo who is a little rich woman How could it be possible to lack this little Mora.

"Don't be so ostentatious, Mei, just call me Mei, after all, we are the same age."

There is no such thing as Miss Thor, who is a thousand-year-old BBA consciously, and said brazenly.

"Well, since that's the case, you can also call me Sara."

Looking at the rather familiar Mei, Kujo Sara felt a little helpless, but she didn't hate this feeling.

Although Jiujo Saluo herself is not very good at getting along with strangers, Beichen Mei in front of her is an exception.

It might be disrespectful to say so, but she felt the same reassuring atmosphere in this black-haired girl as General Raiden.

There was even a moment when Kujo Sharo imagined the profile of the black-haired girl as the general.

"What's the matter, Sara, you've been staring at my face, is there something dirty on my face?"

"...no, nothing."

Seeing Beichen Mei with big doubts in her small eyes, Shaluo shook her head decisively.

It seems that I have indeed been overworked recently, so that I have begun to hallucinate.

Indeed, as the servant said, she needs to take some time to take a good rest.

Because in Jiujo Sharo's view, the majestic general whom he yearned for and followed would never be able to call her name in such a friendly tone like the girl next door.

"Sara, look at your body covered with dust. Did you just come back from Haizhi Island? You have the salty smell of sea water on your body."

"Well, I did just come back from Haizhi Island, and I am going to report the situation to the general."

All affairs carried out by Tianling are confidential, and there is no comment on the general's affairs.

But that's only if the target of the conversation is an ordinary person.

As for Beichen Mei, can she be an ordinary person?

Anyway, Jiujo Shaluo has never heard of an Ina wife going to the castle tower as if returning to her own home, and the occult audience would not stop her at all.

You know, even if it is the chief priestess who is in charge of the Narugami Taisha, the noble maid of the Narugami Taisha, Yae Gongji, who can be said to be aloof in Inazuma, has to hand in a token if she wants to meet the general.

Although I have been busy dealing with the follow-up matters of Haizhi Island recently, Sara has indeed heard that there are strange rumors among the low-level soldiers of Tianling Pursuing that Mei Beichen is actually the illegitimate daughter of Yae Shenzi and General Raiden. .

For this reason, she also specially warned those shogunate soldiers who talked nonsense, lest these old fried dough sticks be struck by lightning one day while eating hot pot and singing.

"So, what's the situation on Haizhi Island recently?"

"Very well, the high-level officials of the Coral Palace have all been put to death, and the letters and evidence of the collusion between the fools and the rebels have also been searched out. After the eye-hunting order was lifted, the rebels all surrendered... There are even many prisoners because the food is too high. Alright, come and ask me how Tianling pursues the treatment, whether it includes food and lodging."

Thinking of the group of rebels who ate rice and salted fish with snot and tears, Jiutiao Shaluo sighed.

If they were given some poultry meat again, this group of people might not even believe in Orobus on the spot, and they would directly convert to Thor on the spot.

Rather than saying it was smooth, it was better to say that there was no resistance at all.

And whenever Kujo Sharo recalled the group of high-ranking members of the Coral Palace who committed suicide and apparently died of drowning, his mood was very complicated.

Suicide by drowning on land?Please make up the reason and make up a more reliable one, that muscular man Ichito Arataki won't believe it, okay?

In Kujo Sharo's view, looking at the entire Haizhi Island, the only person who can do this is the Coral Palace Xinhai who has the water-attributed God's Eye.

Sure enough... the woman in Coral Palace Xinhai had discussed it with the general a long time ago.

However, as the Great Mistress of the Sea, the God Priestess of the Demon God Orobus, why is she on the side of the General?

Is it really just a simple pen pal relationship between her and Mr. General?

Chapter 49 Arms Queen Teresa (?)

Time is fleeting.

It's like having the National Day holiday stolen by the Crimson King.

In the blink of an eye, a whole week has passed since Xinhai became Miss Lei Shen's "personal item".

After a one-week trial period, Ying found that Coral Palace Xinhai is really easy to use.

Therefore, I also understand how the poor and white Haizhidao can drag the shogunate army for a year in the game.

Rice Wife Xiaowolong belongs to yes.

After all, it is Mi Huyou Universe, isn't there a Delisa Guan Xing who wears white silk and has a pair of long legs in Beng 3 next door?

By the way, Yingshuo is easy to use, very serious, and very sound, without any adult content that needs to be paid to watch.

Well, Ying admits that although Coral Palace Xinhai is really cold, soft and slippery when hugged, it feels very comfortable to the touch, but Ying has no interest in her in that regard.

Here it simply refers to her ability to handle government affairs.

From Ying's point of view, Xinhai's position in Dao's wife is comparable to that of Liyue Yeyang, the leader of Meng Deqin.

At least it is much more reliable than Ms. Lei Shen who is only good at sharks and sharks. It is better to say that Ying herself will hold back the general and Xinhai.

But Ying doesn't feel ashamed.

A chef has the talent of a chef, and a king has the talent of a king. She just needs to know people and use them well like Liu Bang.

I am responsible for grasping the general direction, and let Jiutiao Saluo and Coral Palace Xinhai take care of the rest.

After all, in this regard, it can be said that it is the initial talent common to most traversers who "know the plot".

Then Miss Thor finds herself unexpectedly with nothing to do.

Develop the outlying islands into a business district, compel the residents of Haizhi Island to register and register, recruit former soldiers of Haizhi Island, clear up the pirate forces such as Daoqiu's surrounding sea chaos and ghosts, and order everything that should be ordered.

Yes, Ms. Thunder God can indeed drive No. [-] Beichen Mei to kill pirates...but how should I say it?

This kind of Guobeng's operation of beating mosquitoes is really despised.

If she gets involved, it's not military training, but letting the shogunate army serve as a cheerleader and atmosphere team for her.

No, in fact there are still some, for example, go to the world of group friends to see if you can find some talents to return to Dao's wife.

If it wasn't for Chika Fujiwara who was still a student, Kage would actually have wanted to poach this secretary.

A living treasure is a living treasure, but as a descendant of a politician, Chika Fujiwara still has the ability.

Coupled with the moral concept of modern people, it is indeed more reliable than the local feudal family.

After she graduates from university, ask her if she would like to come to Daozuma.

At that time, by the way, the strange misunderstanding of Ou Jiezhong can be resolved, saving them from brainstorming the stories that the beloved concubine Coral Palace Xinhai and the general have to tell all day long.

It's not that a college degree is useful in Inazuma, but that Ying believes that college is an important experience that is only once in life for a modern person, and it would be a pity to miss it.

Although her university is basically research and research, the only impressive thing is that she was called to Japan by her parents who are folklorists and archaeologists during the summer vacation of her sophomore year to help her investigate the local customs of Hanyu Snake Village.

In the end, a female cult leader was arrested, as well as a bunch of villagers suffering from severe paranoia and rage.

Cough, far away.

All in all, the matter of Dao Wife has come to an end for the time being.

The Coral Palace voted, the fools sent it, and the corrupt street lamp stood shoulder to shoulder with Jin Glittering.

Now, Miss Thor, who no longer has to worry about troubles in this area, can finally focus on finding talents in other worlds and seeing the scenery in other worlds.

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It's like a social animal that starts to take a vacation after work.

It's just that Miss Thor, a "community animal", can fight a little bit.

"Speaking of which, the chat group seems to restore the number of invitations every half a month."

Opening the recruitment page of the chat group members, looking at the already lit invite button, Ying was a little bit entangled and wanted to complain at the same time.

Damn it, except for the initial ten consecutive draws, only two draws a month, Mi Huyou looked at it and called it an expert.

It's Mishe, it's not like this.

What's worse is that this broken system doesn't support krypton gold, even if Ying holds Mora, which can be counted in tons, there is nothing to krypton.

It is true that Mora can indeed be thrown into the mall for points.

But since the chat group was only started for more than half a month, the group friends didn't throw anything worth buying into it.

The only role of points is to go to other world tickets.

According to the instructions of the chat group, the [-] points are equivalent to insurance.

Including but not limited to avoiding being wiped out by foreign objects on the spot by the will of the local world, emergency ejection when life is in danger, and ensuring that group members with different power systems can perform normally in a world where magic and elemental power do not exist in theory.

Well, to put it simply, it is about spending 100 points to ask the chat group to provide a passport, an emergency ejection device, and a network cable from the original world by the way.

As for more...sorry, we are just a chat group, and do not provide services such as trauma groups, security contractors, and world law modification. If necessary, group members are invited to organize themselves and be self-reliant.

Please rely on yourself, I am not the customer service of the computer company who will guide you how to move the mouse to open the folder, let alone your mother, thank you.

By the way, this is the original text of the last line of the chat group manual, not Yingying's nonsense.

Just when Ying was debating whether to draw solo, the system sounded a crisp reminder.

[Chat group reminder: The mall list has been updated, and new products have been put on the shelves]

Lei Movie: "Huh?"

New product?

Is it Chika Fujiwara who is selling things again, or is it a small (German) Ke (Li) Aisha () who throws garbage in the group shopping mall that people always come and go?

After thinking for a moment, Kage subconsciously remembered Chika Fujiwara hanging a bunch of modern snacks and instant food in the group mall, trying to earn Mora from Ying and Zhongli, and Teresa's operation of throwing waste in the mall.

Although happy water and modern snacks are indeed quite fragrant.

Thinking of this, Ying, who was staying in Yixin Pure Land, glanced at the boxes of Coke next to him.

Using chat groups to buy snacks, I am afraid that there will be no one before or after.

【USP45 (Factory New)】

Commodity introduction: The pistol specially designed by H&K for the US military and law enforcement agencies, 45ACP caliber, reliable accuracy and stable performance.

Price: 5 points (30/50)

【Desert Eagle (Factory New)】

Commodity introduction: Produced by IMI Company, there are three calibers: 357 Magnum, 44 Magnum and 50AE, which can be quickly modified by matching the barrel, bolt and magazine.

Price: 10 points (35/50)

【SU-22 Howitzer (Factory New)】

Product introduction: It is a field weapon suitable for attacking concealed targets and ground targets. It can be equipped with various ammunition such as incendiary bombs, grenades, propaganda bombs, etc. The muzzle diameter is 105mm.

Price: 20 points (20/20)

[Ursas-style mass-produced saber (battle-tested)]

Product introduction: The mass-produced saber of the Ursas Empire on the Terra continent, because of the special location advantage, the quality is much harder than the saber on the earth. The bloody smell on the sword proves the misfortune encountered by the former holder on the snow field.. .As for what happened, it's better not to pursue it.

Price: 5 points (100/100)

【Healing Potion】

Product introduction: The potion is bright red like blood, well, it is the blood bottle in ordinary online games, there is nothing to say, by the way, it tastes like guava.

Price: 5 points per set (10/10)

Ray Movie: "..."

So, Teresa, you are not a student aid leader, are you going to change your career to become the arms queen Teresa?

As for the part that was sold, Ying thinks... most of it was bought by Talula, hoping that the Ursus army on the snowy field will be fine.

After all, the system mall settles points at the moment you throw something into the mall, so after Ying noticed the pile of battle-tested loot in the mall list, she probably guessed what happened.