I, General Thunderbolt, join the chat group

Jiutiao is actually very busy. The surveys that were carried out by the appointment, the summoning of the holder of the God's Eye, and the "repair" of the image with thousands of hands and eyes, almost all these important tasks were entrusted to her by Ms. Thunder God.

Excluding the part responsible for maintaining the castle tower, most of the Okukatsu were transferred out to Sara, and there were only three or two big cats and kittens left.

The result is that she is a majestic Thor, and her subordinates can't find a suitable person to guard the town for a while, so as to see if she can catch the inner ghost sent by the fools to destroy the town on the spot.

You can't borrow Sebas from Ainz, can you?

Although the relationship between Ying and Ainz has changed from a stranger worthy of vigilance to an ordinary friend who can talk normally, and belongs to the sand sculpture netizen who has a good impression of [-] points and above [-] points, it is not good enough to be this level.

"Forget it, since no one is available, I'll do it myself, and leave the castle tower to the general for now."

After adjusting the general's procedure a little, Ying glanced behind the screen.

In the darkness, the figure of a young girl was sitting there with her head down, speechless.

"Please, another 'me'."

Chapter 29 Beichen Mei, come on!

Walking behind the screen, Ying stretched out his hand and slowly rubbed the girl's smooth and delicate face, which was as smooth as a newborn baby's.

In my previous life, if I had this ability, I would have achieved financial freedom sooner, and marrying a white-haired and red-eyed loli would have reached the pinnacle of my life, so why bother to be a bitter social animal.

The new hand-made work of Lei Dianjia is still produced by the hand-crafted conscience of the movie boss, and it is now on sale with great praise... no wonder.

The dignified Thor is not so poor that he has to sell living figures to make a living.

Really short of money?Copy the house, copy the house and get rich.

What's more, the confiscation of the house must be justified and convincing, and... the survey is determined to follow. Isn't this a big gift package delivered to your door?

According to the greedy appearance stipulated in the game plot, Kagedo suspects that he can directly copy the tax revenue of the shogunate for ten years.

However, after the results of future house raids came out, it proved that she was small in size, and it was 90 years after the tax was received for foreign businessmen.

"Perfect, as expected of me, I haven't done it in hundreds of years, and my hands are not too rusty."

Except for the lack of self-awareness, the body created by Shadow is just like a living person

This time, Shadow did not program the self-discipline in the process of making the doll.

The reason is simple, there is no need for that.

Unit Zero Guobeng has self-awareness and is experimental in nature.

Machine No. [-] General has a self-discipline program, in order to hand over the complicated external affairs to the puppet "General" who will only run desperately towards eternity.

And this, the No. [-] machine driven by herself, of course does not need such a thing as self-awareness.

For Kage, Yae Kamiko as a family member is equivalent to her siblings.

The doll that Shadow made by himself is just a piece of clothing that can be replaced.

When not in use, she will clean it up with the thunder element first, then put it in a box and store it in Yixin Pure Land.

After all, you can't let the No. [-] machine lie outside when you're not around.

Just in case, it is better to put it away if it is used by the Son of God to do strange things.

Ying was really worried that after Shenzi found out, he would draw a turtle on the face of his cute doll with ink that would not fade and was super durable.

You know, Shenzi really did this when she was a child. She wore a fox mask for a whole week because there was a turtle mark on her forehead that couldn't be washed off with a strong thunder element. It took her a whole week to make it fade away. .

At that time, she was still a little lolita, and she said with a playful face that she was Daguixiu.

The angry Miss Leishen picked up Daoguang at that time, smiled and said that you did a good job, you did a good job.

If I don’t pick up the rice light and spin you like a top, I’m Balzebub, Raymond, and I’ll write my name upside down.

......

a week ago.

Falling into the difficulty of choosing, I don't know whether to make a wholesome character with the same voice actor, or choose a white-haired and red-eyed Miss Thor according to her sexuality.

Resolutely ask the sand sculpture group friends in the chat group for help.

There is a limit to one's ability to think.

Brainstorming is king.

Of course, if you have a browser, you can recommend Baidu or Baidu.

Chatting in the group for 10 minutes, and even the old buddies who gradually started to discuss where the end of the universe is, sometimes it is not as reliable as Baidu for 5 minutes.

But Miss Thor doesn't have a browser?

Therefore, she decisively consulted Morax, the ancestor of the immortals who claims to have tens of millions of incarnations.

The old man is professional in opening vests.

However, after considering that other people might come up with ideas that might inspire her, Ying still didn't choose to chat privately.

Moreover, this kind of interesting topic can also help the autistic group members in the group to get acquainted with other people, so why not do it.

[Lei Movie: @All Members.Everyone, because of my status, I am not suitable to deal with some affairs, so I plan to make a puppet body for traveling in disguise, but now I am a little entangled in the choice of appearance. Do you have any suggestions? 】

Not long after the message was entered, the quiet chat group suddenly became lively.

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[Theresa: Artificial human? 】

[Morax (Zhongli): Well, I remember that this is Kanria's technology, and I know a thing or two about it. 】

[Talulah: Doll, body? 】

For some reason, when she saw these words, Longnu, who always smiled healthily, frowned. She couldn't help but feel a chill, as if being stared at by a cold black poisonous snake from behind.

[Lei Movie: Ah, don’t get me wrong, I got the technology to make dolls by chance, don’t worry, the materials are all normal [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]. 】

[Talulah: So that's the case, I misunderstood, the technology of the other world is really amazing.Although I heard that some mobile city-states have come up with similar things before, but it is really not as good as the group owner's technology. 】

It is true that Terra, which has a strange technology tree, does have a type of artificial intelligence like a car, but the technology of making dolls like Kanria's is indeed very rare.

[Lei Movie: You don’t need to be so extravagant, just call me Ying. 】

At the same time, Ainz, who was playing the role of an adventurer, was covered in black heavy armor. Although he didn't speak, his eyes flickered after seeing Shadow's words, "Because of his status, he is not suitable to come forward." He couldn't help but empathize with the red light.

Although the group leader is a god, he looks like a person anyway.

He... is now a bone frame that looks very much like a big devil.

Moreover, being fed up by his subordinates every day, he can only be as stable as an old dog on the surface, but he is full of confusion in his heart, and he can understand Miss Thor's feelings very well.

If I have to give an example, it is probably like the reading comprehension of elementary school texts.

The teacher pointed to a sentence and analyzed it for a long time, saying what kind of thoughts and feelings the author expressed through the color of the door.

In fact, the original author wrote that the door is red because the door is fucking red.

Ainz really couldn't understand why he just sighed that the scenery in this different world was beautiful, and Demiurge next to him imagined that he wanted to conquer another world.

He has a deep meaning with a hammer. If he says that the moonlight is so beautiful one day, will this group of people have to start planning how to go to the moon?

[Lei Movie: Maybe in your eyes, I say this a bit boastfully, but in the eyes of the Daofu I rule, and the Daofu people, this body is the most noble and noble body in the world. All with deep meaning. A few days ago, I reunited with a friend I hadn’t seen for a long time. Just strolling around the bookstore made the bookstore owner tremble with fright. It was really helpless. 】

From the perspective of myself, it looks like going out to visit a bookstore, but from the editor of Yaedo, the reason why the ancient emperor went to visit the people is just like this.

Lei Movie: I just watch it casually.

The following person: Got it, just "take a look", the general must have her deep meaning.

Lei Movie: Gan!

【Morakes (Zhongli): Since it is an incarnation used to walk in the world, it must be separated from its own existence. If it can be seen through by ordinary people, it will be meaningless. 】

Although Liyue does have many rumors and books about her wanderings in the mortal world, most of them are real, but they are all exposed by him on purpose, or not deliberately hidden.

You see, his identity as a guest minister of the past life hall has not been seen through by his own Hall Master Hu?

The out-of-the-ordinary Fengshen next door even turned into a bard, eating and drinking every day. Last time he came, he complained that he wanted to play music to pay for the money because he had no money to pay for the wine, but was dragged away by the ruthless tavern owner. Went to swipe wine glasses all night.

He exposed his identity, and the other party didn't believe it at all.

This shows how successful a certain singer is.

As long as the avatar's personality is far enough from the image of God in the hearts of the people, no one will be able to see through it.

【Theresa: I said it, but I didn't say it completely. 】

[Fujiwara Chika: Indeed, I said it, but I didn't say it completely. I feel sorry for Kage for a second. By the way, the gift you gave me before was great, I like it very much. 】

[Lei Movie: Souvenir? 】

Seeing this, Ying couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, and then realizing something, she quickly opened the management interface, preparing to temporarily mute Qianhua, and have an in-depth exchange with her in the small black room.

It's a pity that she was one step behind in the end.

[Fujiwara Chika: That's right, it's the book "I, Yae Kamiko, Marries General Raiden", which is very interesting [picture]. 】

Oh shit, it's over.

At that time, she shouldn't have given this thing to Qianhua.

[Teresa: Something's wrong, something's wrong with you? ! 】

[Talulah: Miss Ying...your hobbies are...really unique. 】

[Morax: Is it a book with that Miss Fox as the main character?In terms of universal rationality, it is indeed interesting. Can you sell this book to me after reading it?I am willing to exchange ten thousand moras. 】

【Ainz Ooal Gong: ...】

Ainz couldn't help but feel a little suffocated as he watched the group gradually stray away to start discussing the content of the novel, so much so that a green light flashed across his body, triggering the forced calm that was his resident passive.

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Your friend General Thunder has gone offline.

Time passed quickly, as if being dragged by the progress bar by the Crimson King.

Although due to Qianhua's operation a week ago, Miss Leishen, who was almost dead at the time, shyly covered her face and made an embarrassing voice of "Wuuuuuuu, this broken chat group can't pass", and rolled on the tatami of the main hall. It took many hours to calm down, but after regaining her composure, she also thought about the appearance of the doll.

Sharp eyes, sharp sword.

If we say that General Thunder and Lightning is a symbol of domineering thunder, he wields the rice light and crushes all foreign enemies who dare to invade Dao's wife, a majestic general.

Then, this new body is like a flash of lightning, a swordsman who cuts through everything in an instant.

Clothes similar in style to Yae Kamiko showed the girl's good figure, her smooth long black hair was tied into a single ponytail, and the black sword at her waist proved her identity as a swordsman.

As Shadow attached his consciousness to this body, his bewitching blood-colored eyes lit up in the darkness.

"Beichen One Sword Style, Beichen Meiyi, join us."

Chapter 30 The growth of a person is to overcome one's immature past

Beichen Mei.

The famous swordsman in Japan during the Warring States period traveled all over the country in order to win a defeat.After being invincible, he retired to the mountains and forests, changed his surname to Lei Dian, and attributed all he had learned in his life to the sword technique called "Beichen Yidao Liu".

He is stubborn in fighting, and is very persistent in the strong, even the weak will not let go after being eroded by the Honkai Energy.Although he has fought against powerful people from all walks of life, he will still be startled by a creature like Jingwei and feel dizzy.Can't resist spicy food.

Although it is also called Mei, it is essentially the ancestor of the second world of Houkai, Raiden Mei.

After excluding many interesting options such as the cute pink fairy lady, Dr. Mebius, and Raiden Mei (the Herrscher state), etc.

This is the only conclusion that Ying draws.

Compared with Alicia and Mebius, who may have to disguise themselves as Monds, Beichen Mei, who doesn't look very outstanding (?), and who has a similar pronunciation and appearance to Ying's name, basically It is not easy to make people feel that the identity of an out-and-out old rice wife and child ronin is not unusual.

Anyway, Dao's wife is so big, and ronin are everywhere. It is not unacceptable for Bei Chen Mei, who lived in seclusion with his master on Qinglai Island since childhood, and wandered around Dao's wife after his master died.

This is the identity that Ying prepared for this body.

Although it will be useful this time, she has no intention of revealing her identity when she runs out.

Leaving aside the worlds of other friends in the chat group, she still plans to visit Mond and Liyue.

According to Zhongli, there is indeed a merchant in Liyue who heard from Mond some time ago, a blond stranger brought his own cute plankton to defeat the Wind Demon Dragon, saved Mond, and was honored by Mond's West Wind Knights News of the title of knight.

As for the God's Eye, just use the purple fake glass ball. Anyway, she doesn't need the God's Eye to control the thunder element.

"The eye lens is OK, the regulator is OK, the bionic organ is OK, and the body self-inspection is all passed."