The leader is an old yellow-skinned child, with a half-yellow and half-white beard hanging down on its stomach.

Wearing a woven hat of unknown grass, the most terrifying thing is that the legs are completely erect. If you don't look carefully, you are completely a short little old man.

"Hiss~! It's broken!"

Lin Kaiyun took a deep breath, this old guy is almost in adult form, probably an old monster who has cultivated for a thousand years.

Old Huang Pizi seemed to know that Lin Kaiyun was peeping through the door, and made a voice that was no different from that of a human elder.

"Two young men, this old man is the sixth grandpa of the Huang family. This time I came here only to understand the cause and effect of my disciples and grandchildren. You should know that this prohibition cannot stop me from waiting, so please take the initiative to end this period of cause and effect. I can make the decision, Xiao Huang. Immortals will not take revenge on your offspring."

Lin Kaiyun took two steps back, pretending to be confused through the door, "Master Huang Liu, right? We don't know about the little Huang Xian!"

Old Huang Pizi completely ignored Lin Kaiyun's rhetoric, and continued,

"It's a rule set by the gods to ask for the title of the mountain spirit monster. You can just cut off its Taoism. Why do you want to kill it?"

Lin Kaiyun knew that he couldn't hide it from this old guy, so he simply smashed the jar,

"That little mouse spirit wants to kill me? Why can't I kill him? What's wrong! You can't kill him made of yellow skin and gold?"

"Senior brother, use your scolding skills to scold them to death!"

Wencai had seen Lin Kaiyun scold Huang Pizi to death before, thinking it was his brother's unique skill.

"To shut up!"

Lin Kaiyun scolded angrily, turned around and threw all the fire talismans in front of Wen Cai,

"Wen Cai, you take all these fire talismans. If these things break in later, you will throw them all at once."

Like a cat catching a mouse, Wen Cai jumped out from behind the wicker chair, grabbed the fire talisman, and hid behind the wicker chair in the blink of an eye.

Seeing Wen Cai's series of actions, Lin Kaiyun was speechless, "Damn it, Wen Cai is at your best when you are running for your life."

Old Huang Pizi was not angry at all, and gently persuaded, "Little boy, come out and end this karma, and I guarantee that your descendants will not be harmed."

Lin Kaiyun also found something strange, this old Huang Pizi didn't barge in even after being scolded, didn't he?

"Hehe, old guy, can't you come in?" Lin Kaiyun asked provocatively.

Old Huang Pizi seemed to have been poked into a sore spot, and he roared slightly angrily, "Do you really want to toast instead of eating fine wine?"

"Eat your mother's head, old guy, you can't even break this restriction. After so many years of practice, you have practiced biting the dog's stomach!" Lin Kaiyun cursed heartily, this old guy is determined to kill him, and he also Not ready for a nice reception.

"You are just a group of little rats with osteoporosis, and you have bad legs and feet. Do you think you are a fairy when you stand up like a human? It is polite to call you a big fairy, but I think you are a big fool."

"Three-year-old with long beard, look at your little old man!"

Lin Kaiyun cursed and cursed, his hands kept moving, he took out a pure black porcelain bowl, and took out three packs of plasma from the interlayer of his clothes, which were four-eyed dog blood, angry chicken blood, and black donkey blood.

He poured it all into the bowl and stirred it with a jujube branch. The viscous liquid gradually solidified and kneaded into a blood-red pill.

"Senior brother, what time is it, what kind of tonic are you still doing!"

Wen Cai looked at Lin Kaiyun rubbing the pill indifferently at this time, and the hands of the pill were shaking anxiously.

"You know what a fart, you don't usually read the Maoshan Taoist Code. This is the Three Blood Miexie Pill. I finally asked the master for the prescription." Lin Kaiyun scolded angrily.

Wen Cai smacked his lips and muttered, "Master is really eccentric!"

Lin Kaiyun glanced at Wen Cai, "Shut up, you might as well think about it if you have time, what kind of posture you will use to die is more chic! As long as this old thing breaks the restriction, we will definitely die."

Wen Cai was so frightened that he trembled all over, "Huh? Brother, I don't want to die, I'm still a virgin! You have to save me."

Lin Kaiyun's nose twitched, and suddenly he smelled a strange smell.

"Do you smell anything?"

"No, hurry up and cover your mouth with a wet towel. I'll go to the house to get a towel, and you will find water!"

Lin Kaiyun put the balls into his clothes and quickly ran into the house.

"Wen Cai, where are people! Where is water!"

Lin Kaiyun ran out with two towels and did not see Wen Cai.

at this time,

Wencai ran back with a basin in his hand, and shouted anxiously, "Brother, when I got nervous, the rope in the well broke!"

"You are so fucking awesome, you can't do anything, you can't eat anything." Lin Kaiyun scolded angrily.

Feeling that the smell was getting stronger, Lin Kaiyun quickly unbuttoned his pants, and hissed, "Hurry up, pee and wet the towel, or it will be too late!"

Wen Cai followed suit with a dazed expression, and shook it nervously.With a mournful face, he shouted, "Brother, I can't urinate!"

"Idiot, cover it quickly!" Lin Kaiyun threw a completely soaked towel to Wencai, but luckily he had enough.

outside the door,

Old Huang Pizi's slightly smug voice came over, "You two, since you don't want to come out, I can only use some tricks."

Lin Kaiyun could all imagine how old Huang Pizi was holding his beard and pretending to be aggressive. He didn't care whether he was wearing a towel or not, and started cursing, "Cai B, do you think you can subdue the Taoist with your anger? Just kidding!"

"Um, what's going on..."

Lin Kaiyun felt that it was becoming more and more difficult to breathe, and his eyes gradually blurred.

Am I that cold?Master help!

Ding!

The energy of the thousand-year-old fairy was detected, and the god-level lottery system was activated.

Lin Kaiyun, who was getting lost in the darkness, suddenly woke up with a start, and his consciousness returned to his body. It felt like he had been drowning for 5 minutes, and suddenly rushed out of the water.

"Huh! Huh! My golden finger, awakened?" Lin Kaiyun panted heavily. If he remembered correctly, he heard the voice of the system.

"System?" Lin Kaiyun was still not sure, calling out tentatively.

Ding,

A panel emerged in his mind,

"Host: Lin Kaiyun."

"Current state: first level, (hold one in the middle)"

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