Little Gods of Gensokyo

"Okay." The owner of the mansion clapped his hands and looked at his daughter: "On my lap or on the sofa?"

Ai Ge jumped up from the chair all of a sudden, clutching her little butt reflexively and retreating: "Violence can't solve the problem!"

"Hmm~" The puppet envoy nodded: "That's a good thing to say, but we have something to say first."

"What do you mean?" Ai Ge had a bad premonition in his heart.

"A certain little darling promised before that 'If you get your clothes dirty again, you will be spanked until you cry'."

Did I say that?It seems to be there, it's over, it's over, it's dead now, the little guy can't help showing embarrassment.

"But, but I'm already a big kid! How can I be spanked again? Do I want to lose face?"

Alice poked the other person's forehead angrily: "If it's true what you said, you should learn from your sister and don't worry me every day."

"But I have a legitimate reason this time!" The little guy argued.

"Yeah." Alice put her arms across her chest in a leisurely manner, as if she wanted to hear more about it.

"I told you, don't be surprised!" Ai Ge took a deep breath, "I'm going to save Gensokyo today!"

"Oh." Alice raised her hand expressionlessly: "On the lap or on the sofa?"

"Oh! You're completely unmoved?!"

"You have to figure out one thing." Alice knocked on the other person's head, and her expectations gradually became stricter: "Even if the world ends tomorrow, you are not allowed to dress like this to show me off today!"

"Oh~ I was wrong." The little girl raised her head timidly, blinked her eyes and said, "Can you stop spanking?"

"No~ OK~" Alice shook her head, although she almost let go for a moment, but fortunately she held back: "You must abide by what you said, if you refuse, you must do it before you promise next time." Think hard about whether you can do it."

Ai Ge stood there with her lips pouted and said nothing, since her mother would not budge, then Ai Ge could only use a unique trick.

"I want to run away from home!"

"what?"

"I said I was going to run away!" the little one repeated, stomping his feet.

Alice frowned and got out of the way: "Please go ahead."

"Eh..." Ai Ge didn't expect her mother not to stop her, so she couldn't help but lose her momentum: "I, I really left..."

"Well, let's go." Alice nodded: "Scarlet Devil Mansion or Eternal Pavilion?"

"How do you..."

"Anyway, you will only go to these two places." Alice said helplessly.

The little girl's face flushed red when her mind was pierced: "Then I will never return..."

"Oh yes, we're having a barbecue tonight."

"What?!" Ai Ge quickly swallowed what he was going to say, and said suspiciously: "Really?"

"Well, didn't we discuss it when we went out this morning?" Alice smiled with Zhizhu in her hands.

The little girl ran towards the kitchen without saying a word, and the puppet envoy didn't stop her, so Shi Shiran sat back on the sofa and waited.

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"What's the matter?" Lily, who was wearing an apron, turned to look at her sister who suddenly barged in: "Is it over?"

"Lily! Lily! Do you want to eat barbecue tonight?" Ai Ge asked bouncing while holding the table.

"Isn't this obvious?" Lily looked at the sliced ​​meat and various seasonings placed around her.

"Long live!" The little girl cheered and ran out excitedly.

"It's really..." Lily looked puzzled, shook her head and continued preparing dinner.

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Alice was flipping through the magazine just now, but her mind was completely out of it now.

"Hooray! Hooray!"

Aige rushed over like a wind, pushed mother's magazine away, and put her small body directly in front of mother.

"Let's fight! Hurry up!"

Alice looked at her daughter speechlessly, her calves shaking back and forth showed that the other party was in a good mood at the moment.

A slap on the opponent's little butt, the little guy turned around: "Is the spanking over?"

"No!" Alice poked the other person's forehead, and shouted out of the room: "Penglai, bring that thing here."

"That thing?" Ai Ge was full of question marks: "What is that thing?"

"Doesn't my hand hurt when I spank you?" Alice explained, "This is from the Kappa."

"You ordered this specially for spanking me?" Ai Ge got up and sat in her mother's arms, looking at the wooden runners brought by Penglai.

"This is not custom-made, this is a gift for shopping."

"Who would give this kind of thing?" Ai Ge was full of disbelief.

"You can choose Gherkin and this spanking machine. I think Gherkin is useless, so I chose this." Alice explained while patting the simple machine.

"I don't need this too, okay!" Ai Ge exasperated.

"Who said that? Isn't it used now?"

Alice patted the machine happily, looking eager to try it.

Later, in addition to Aige crying miserably that night, it also proved that the kappa is very good at inventing some useless things.

Chapter 717 75. A girl's tears are a panacea

Aige's crying attracted Lily in the kitchen.

Although he knew that there was no danger at home, he immediately put down his work and rushed over after hearing his sister's cry.

Then as soon as she got out of the kitchen, she saw Ai Ge running upstairs, wiping her tears and crying.

"Alas..." She stretched out her hand without stopping the other party, Lily decided to let the other party go for the time being.

In the living room, Alice was fiddling with the Kappa's machine nervously.

"So, did something happen while I was concentrating on dinner?" Lily asked straight to the point.

"Well~ it's nothing..." As a mother, Alice tried to get away with it.

The girl with heterochromatic pupils nodded expressionlessly: "Just now, Aige ran over crying."

"Hmm..." Alice forced a subtle smile, a little hard to say: "In short, it's all kinds of things..."

"So, what actually happened?" Lily asked as if she couldn't shake it off like chewing gum.

"Tried the Kappa's machine a little bit..." Miss Puppet Maker patted the wooden objects beside her.

Lily also noticed this weird guy early in the morning, and it was indeed made by those strange kappa. Thinking about it, no one in Gensokyo is better at this kind of thing than them.

"Then, what is this thing for?"

"It's called 'The Spanking Machine.'"

"So that's it." Lily understood immediately: "It seems to work well."

"It can be said to be amazing." Alice tapped her palms and fell into thought: "The handle can be played more than 30 times in one turn. It is because of this gear. Speaking of which, Liuqin seems to have this kind of thing. Do you want to do it next time? Trying to add it to the doll..."

"Mom~ Mom!"

"Ah!" Alice stopped her puppet brain, and said with some embarrassment: "I'm also reflecting on it here."

"Really." Lily stroked her forehead and sighed: "Being treated like that, even Aige would be angry."

"Because you see!" Alice spread out her hands and explained, "I bought everything, and it would be a shame if I didn't try it, wouldn't I?"

"totally not!"

Alice is the type who tries new things, while Lily doesn't touch things that don't interest her at all.

The little girl sighed, looked at her mother and asked, "So what about Aige? If you leave it alone, it will probably be awkward for a long time."

"That's right! Think about it quickly, what should I do?" Alice caressed her blond hair in distress: "It looks like it really made her cry, won't she really run away from home?"

She has completely entered the state of an idiot mother. If I had known this before, why bother.

"Hmm..." Alice thought for a while and snapped her fingers: "Let's give her candy first."

"Well, it's a love song after all, as long as you give her some snacks, she will be happy." Lily also agreed.

"That's right, that's it." Alice nodded and looked at Lily: "Then I will leave this matter to you."

"Huh? Why?" Alice's eldest daughter frowned and asked.

"Don't you think this is a good opportunity to deepen the relationship between the sisters?" Alice asked back: "And do you think it's appropriate for me to go now?"

"Compared to sisters, the relationship between mother and daughter needs to be repaired more!"

Although she complained like this, Lily also understood that if her mother went, it might get worse, that is to say, Ms. Lily would act as the lubricating oil.

"It's fine." After all, it was her mother's order, and Lily couldn't refuse no matter what she thought: "It's just that dinner isn't ready yet..."

"Don't worry, just leave the dinner to me, Lily, you just need to coax your sister." Alice took care of everything: "Do well what a sister should do."

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After being told like this, there was nothing she could do, so Lily went upstairs to see her sister.

It's true, obviously, I have been taught many times, but Ai Ge has no long memory at all, so it's no wonder that my mother is angry.

Thinking of this, Lily gently pushed open the half-closed door.

The sun had completely set, and the blue night was dimly reflected into the room from the window. The whole room was like an underwater confinement chamber, and the treasure placed in it was naturally Her Royal Highness the Second Princess of Alice's family.

Ai Ge's thin body was kneeling on the cushion on the floor with his back to Lily, his shoulders were shaking from time to time, and his hands seemed to be wiping away tears. Although he couldn't hear the crying, this situation already made people feel pity.

Mom is also true, isn't it just a piece of clothing?Obviously, I know that Yi Ge's temperament is definitely not intentional, but it's still like that...

Lily seemed to have forgotten what she had just thought, and immediately stood by her sister's side and criticized her ignorant mother.

Hearing the sound of the door closing, Aige turned her head subconsciously.

The open tin foil in her hand, the black chocolate stain on the corner of her mouth, Lily took a deep breath, why didn't her mother slap this little bastard to death.

"Want to eat chocolate?" Ai Ge, who was completely out of shape, handed over the messy chocolate he was biting into.

"Absolutely not!" Lily rebuffed flatly, "By the way, why are you here leisurely eating chocolate?"

"Because I'm hungry."

"We're going to have dinner later, is that okay?"

"Ah! That!" Ai Ge suddenly became serious: "To be honest, I'm ready to go hungry. Look, mom is still angry."

No matter how I say it, I won’t let you eat. I haven’t had this kind of experience before, have I?Lily had no idea what her sister was thinking.

"Didn't you cry just now? Is there any pain?" Lily had no choice but to bring the topic back.

However, when he heard his sister's question, the little guy suddenly smiled slyly: "I see, I see, it's really amazing."

"What are you talking about?" Looking at the other party's smile, Lily always felt uncomfortable.

"Heh heh heh!" The little girl hugged her chest triumphantly, "That means Lily was tricked by me too!"

"what?"

"Because! Isn't there a saying that goes 'Girl's tears are a panacea'?" Ai Ge enthusiastically shook her index finger: "If Mommy teaches you a lesson next time, she will also cry out with a 'wow' Bar!"

"I won't cry!"

In other words, it was fake crying at the beginning, which made me worry, Lily complained in her heart.

"Okay, let's go downstairs and get ready for dinner."

"But..." Ai Ge was a little embarrassed: "Mom is still angry..."