Little Gods of Gensokyo

"Failed again, boring."

Her name is Doremi, Doremi Suit, her race is a tapir, and her ability is the ability to eat dreams and create dreams.

Because food is a dream, she must often look for sweet dreams, but not all dreams can be eaten. She used to live a life full of hunger and food, but this life has changed a lot in recent years, because she found I created a world, the dream world, but Doremi prefers to call it the dream world, because in the eyes of tapirs, there are countless beautiful dreams from various worlds floating in this world.

The owner of the world is a little ghost called Mengyue Huanyue. Duo Laimi has seen them before. They are very strange little ghosts. They are not particularly strong, but they have such a strange world. This has made Duo Lai Mi jealous for a long time. The little devil who needs to eat dreams, but has such good resources in his hands.

Because she wanted it, Doremi adopted the most common method among monsters, plundering.

The strength of those two little guys is not bad, but it is still not enough to fight against monsters of a strange race like Doremi. Doremi can't help but start to calculate how to use this world after he gets it, but things are not that simple.

Just when Duo Lai Mi wanted to deal with Meng Yue Huan Yue, a person appeared in front of her.

Duo Lai Mi swears that she has never seen such a strange flower demon, which is comparable to the strange power of the ghost clan, the continuous magic power, the destructive magic cannon and the trembling madman-like fighting style, although with her own She escaped with her special ability, but Duo Lai Mi was still seriously injured, and it took a long time to recover.

It took a long time before Duo Lai Mi learned her name from other monsters—Lord of Flowers in Four Seasons, Kaze Jian You Xiang.

At this time, Duo Lai Mi was glad that she was only seriously injured, not that she had no chance of being injured.

Then Doremi never appeared in front of the other party again, but Doremi's race is a tapir, which can sneak into the dreams of monsters. This is also the place where Doremi is hated by people. After all, not everyone likes their privacy. The dream was seen by a second person, so many big monsters fortified their dreams, Kazami Yuka was no exception, but Huanyue Mengyue was not strong enough to stop the dream invasion of a big monster-level tapir monster.

And Youxiang herself is not an expert in this field, so she has no choice but to hand over the two sisters to Shenqi, an expert in this field.

Facing Shenqi, Duo Lai Mi has nothing to play.

Because the magician is very fancy about his spiritual world, Shenqi's demon world is surrounded by a huge magic barrier. Doremi tried many times but failed to break in, and Mengyue Huanyue was not allowed to leave the demon world. However, Duo Lai Mi had no choice but to wander around the periphery of the dream world and pick up some low-quality dreams to satisfy his hunger.

But she didn't give up, but she would attack the enchantment of the demon world every once in a while. As the head maid of the demon world, Mengzi also dealt with her a lot, so she called Doremi a 'troublesome guy'.

Today, Duo Lai Mi was just a routine shock, but she succeeded, breaking into the demon world without encountering the slightest obstacle. The success was so simple that Doi Lai Mi had the illusion that she was dreaming.

Out of politeness, Doremi immediately found Mengyue and wanted to discuss with the owner of the dream world about the right to use the dream world. After seeing Youxiang's strength and maturity, Doremi no longer advocates violence as before. Violence can solve everything, and now she reveals a lazy temperament from the inside out. If it weren't for the fact that the dreams outside the dream world have decreased a lot recently, Doremi would even want to just keep picking up dreams outside the dream world. It is also a good life to attack the devil world in your spare time.

However, this time it was also interrupted by Mengzi.

But this successful intrusion made Doremi's confidence soar, and she began to patrol the enchantment of the demon world with full motivation, and finally let her find a loophole in the enchantment.

Dreams like dumplings floated out of the cracks one after another. Doremi picked out the ones she liked, and then she found a dream that was different from other dreams.

Carefully holding this pink dream: "A princess from the devil world?"

Duo Lai Mi smiled: "Let me see what happened."

ps: I don’t have any work today, so I’m just hiding in the Internet cafe code words, 2000+, I said I don’t know how to tj, trust me

Chapter 85 Chapter 84 To put Alice to sleep you need the following things

Monsters are very pure creatures, much purer than humans. At the beginning, humans, like monsters, just pursued survival, but because humans do not have the power of monsters, they can only stick together. Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes. There are disputes in places, so human beings forget that the purpose is to survive at the beginning, but monsters are not.

Now Do Remi puts herself in danger in order to satisfy her desire for sweet dreams.

According to Doremi's strength, she can't defeat Shenqi whether it is outsmarting or attacking, and it is even difficult to escape from Shenqi's hands. Sneaking into the dream of Shenqi's beloved daughter Alice undoubtedly touched Shenqi's reverse scale , but she is still sneaking into Alice's dream in desperation, just to enjoy the sweet dream at that moment, as a monster Doremi is qualified.

"Ah~, it's really a sweet dream that people can't extricate themselves~" Holding on to her Santa Claus-like nightcap, Duo Lai Mi floated down slowly. Dreams belong to the best dreams, and the dreams of magicians like Alice have always been Doremi's favorite, not to mention the dreams of the daughter of the demon god.

"I'm starting~" Duo Lai Mi opened his mouth and said, "Ah~"

"What are you doing here?" The cold female voice uttered the interrogative sentence in a declarative tone.

"Eh..." ("▔□▔), Doremi paused with his mouth open, and slowly turned his head. 'Alice' tilted his head and looked at Doremi.

"I'm asking what are you doing here, are you deaf?" 'Alice' frowned slightly.

"Ah," Duo Lai Mi swam to 'Alice' like a fish in water: "It's really rare to see, is it a lucid dream?"

There are a very small number of people who are unusually lucid when dreaming, and even observe their dreams in the third person. Such dreams are generally dull, but now Alice is awake and dreaming beautiful dreams. Even Doremi Haven't seen one either, but she wouldn't mind a taste of a rare lucid dream, but there's a problem before that.

"Dream, sleep..." Duo Lai Mi floated behind 'Alice', hugged her from behind, then gently covered her eyes with both hands, and hypnotized her ear with a very lazy tone .

At this time, if Alice's dream is eaten, Alice will wake up immediately. When she tells Shenqi, Doremi will be unable to eat it immediately, so before that, Doremi will rebuild a dream for Alice. , and then let her think that she has been dreaming, this kind of thing is naturally easy to do, but today she fell here.

"What are you doing?" This time it was in a questioning tone, but it was still without a trace of popularity, as if it was not asking but ordering.

Doremi took his hands away with a stiff expression, and 'Alice' still looked at Doremi blankly, not intending to sleep at all.

"Um, don't you want to sleep?" Doremi let go of her and floated aside.

Shaking his head expressionlessly: "It's not time yet?"

"Huh?" Doremi didn't understand.

"It's not time for a nap yet." 'Alice''s tone rarely fluctuated a bit, and she looked at Doremi with an idiotic look: "But there is still one hour and 37 minutes before the nap time, so it's time to think about it. I took a nap, and did you just want to coax me to sleep? If so, then you have to prepare a bed and pillows for me. The bed should be very soft, the kind that can bounce up when you jump on it, and the bed sheets should be pink. If you want a pillow, don’t use pure white ones, but have a shape, preferably in the shape of a bear. If the bear’s eyes are gemstones, the fabric should be the softest. In addition..."

'Alice' had no expression on her face, her mouth kept making her own demands, and the words she spit out were like machine gun bullets hitting Doremi's head one by one, causing Doremi's forehead to swell Several 'tic' characters.

'Alice' stopped talking, and paused: "Don't you need to take paper to write it down? I don't think you can remember so many things with your poor brain, or even reptiles during the time I sleep They have also evolved, no, according to the theory of evolution, reptiles need at least 170 billion to evolve to this level..."

"Enough!" Duo Lai Mi grabbed her nightcap fiercely and jumped up.

"Ah? As a reptile, you can actually make such a loud voice. I admire you. Could it be that your brain is also used to install your voice?..."

"Ugh!" Doremi threw her nightcap on the ground frantically: "Why did I prepare these things for you?!" I want these things too, Doremi roared in his heart.

"Ah?" 'Alice' continued to look at the idiot: "Aren't you going to put me to sleep? Even if you can't do this, you are really useless as a reptile servant."

"Down, servant?!"

"Ah? Are you happy about the sudden promotion of your status? Sigh, just being a servant makes you so happy, but think about it, as a reptile, it is also a gift to be a servant. Now hug me Kneel down and lick the soles of my shoes with a grateful heart to offer your loyalty."

Saying 'Alice' raised her feet expressionlessly and looked at Doremi in front of her. The look in her eyes obviously meant to say 'lick' again.

Duo Lai Mi's eyes twitched and looked at the beautiful girl in front of her. She took a deep breath to calm herself down: "No soft bed, no bear pillow, nothing, you! Now! Sleep for me!"

"Is your brain really underdeveloped?" 'Alice' tilted her head expressionlessly, pointing to her head with one hand: "It's not time yet, even with our current There is still one hour and 24 minutes before the time for the nap. Is it true that you haven’t learned your arithmetic well? Then you should learn it quickly. I don’t want to explain it to you so clearly every time in the future. In addition, you The thing that offended me by talking so loudly just now, I will not pursue it if you think you are the first offender, and you have to change your face. Are you mocking me? I am very unhappy to see it. Prepare what I want Then change it right away, or I will fire you next time, and I don’t want to add sugar to my milk.”

"Ahhh! Don't you understand human language?! I didn't say anything, you! Now! Go to sleep for me! Then! Me! Take your sweet dreams! Go away! Do you understand!?" Duo Laimi explained frantically, looking at 'Alice' with hope.

"I understand." 'Alice' looked at Doremi in front of her blankly: "You have been fired."

"Fuck!"

ps: Sure enough, I lost my favorite, sad (﹏.) ~ woo woo woo...

Chapter 86 Chapter 85 Alice is a good child who goes to bed on time

Duo Lai Mi can see that the girl in front of her is not just a princess of the devil world, but also a princess of the devil world with severe princess disease. If you want a toy, go to your mother. Why are you looking for me? !As an adult tapir monster with a healthy body and mind, Duo Lai Mi expressed that it is time for this little princess who knows nothing about the heights of the sky and the earth to feel the darkness of society.

So three and 10 minutes later...

"What do you think of this strength?" Doremi, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, helped 'Alice' rub her shoulders with a flattering smile.

"Well, it's okay, I mean milk, as a reptile with four feet on the ground, your efficiency can already be compared with those monkeys in the tree, but you can't be proud, you are just a pig who only steals dreams, You are far from being proud, understand?" Her Highness 'Alice', the instigator of all this, was sitting on a chair expressionlessly enjoying Doremi's service, but from the light-white hair she kept knocking on the milk cup It looks like she's in a really good mood right now.

"Um, I see." Duo Lai Mi forcefully pulled out a smile, damn it, as if she was dead, I wonder when I, Duo Lai Mi, have been in the demon world for thousands of years, when did I suffer such humiliation, alas, but the little princess in front of me is really not what you can compete with.Should it be said that she really deserves to be Shenqi's daughter? This kind of combat power is rare even among the big monsters, and the opponent has not used the magic that the demons are best at, but used fists, yes, fists.

Thinking of this, Duo Lai Mi peeked at the other party's snow-white fist, who would have thought that it had countless intimate contacts with Duo Lai Mi's face in half an hour.

Originally, people from the Demon World were famous for being good at magic. Doremi was also careful when attacking 'Alice'. After all, she was Shenqi's daughter. Maybe there was some kind of magic that turned the tables. Who knew it was just in Doremi When she was on guard, 'Alice' rushed over with a stride, then raised her tender white fist and punched it. Doremi was dumbfounded at that time. Is this an elegant magician?

However, Doremi was stunned, but 'Alice' wasn't there. After swinging his fists, he kicked, and finally even pulled Doremi's arm and threw it around like a toy.

This style of play is completely beyond Doremi's imagination. Originally Doremi planned, no matter how powerful Alice is, it's just like that. The two of you keep a distance and you throw me a fireball, and I return you with an ice arrow, and then Doremi Mi won the victory easily with her many years of experience as a big monster, and then gave her a hard lesson in the other party's unbelievable eyes, of course she would not really do anything to 'Alice', no matter how you say it, she is a princess of the devil world , something really happened, but Duo Lai Mi couldn't stand the suppression of the Demon Realm.

But the idea is good, but the reality is cruel, 'Alice' didn't give Doremi face at all, she rushed up and slapped her in the face, crazily, and rode on her body to slap her in the face.

Are you convinced?Dissatisfied?Okay, let's continue to slap in the face, so arrogant that we don't make any sense, and we slapped so much that we forgot to fight back.

It's not that 'Alice' is so strong that Doremi has no power to fight back, but that Doremi has a psychological shadow, because the last person who hit her like this was Kazami Yuka.

'Alice' gave Doremi the same feeling as Kazami Yuka, to the point that Doremi thought she was being beaten on the ground by that crazy flower demon again, and she subconsciously didn't fight back. Now calm down and think about it, at that time If you fight back, it's not sure who wins.

But looking at the hands of 'Alice' holding the cup, Duo Laimi gave up. Forget it, the big monster has to be able to hold it and let it go. If you lose, you lose. It's great to come back again next time when the injury is healed. It's not that I'm cowardly.

Duo Lai Mi pouted to help 'Alice' massage her calf, that's right, how could I, Duo Lai Mi, be counseled, how do you write the word counsel.

"By the way, that, cough, master." The big monster just could afford to put it down.

"Huh?" 'Alice' looked at Doremi with half-opened eyes, and took a sip of milk: "What's wrong?"

"That, that is, do you know a flower demon named Kazami Yuka?"

"Pfft—! Cough cough cough..." Hearing the name 'Alice', the milk spewed out of his mouth in fright: "Where did you hear this name?!"

"That, that's..." Duo Laimi poked her fingers in embarrassment, she couldn't say that I was beaten up by her, and even the shadow in my heart was revealed.

Just when Do Laimi wanted to make up a random reason to prevaricate, "Dididi, Dididi, Didi..."

'Alice' raised her left hand expressionlessly, with a particularly childish red bear watch on her wrist. How should I put it, it doesn't match the girlish temperament of 'Alice' at all.

But it was worn on the wrist of 'Alice'. It seemed that she still liked this watch very much. She turned off the alarm clock carefully, then turned around and said to Doremi very seriously: "I'm going to take a nap, prepare it for me quickly." bed."

"what?"

"Ah what! Hurry up!"

"Oh, good." Doorimi was really confused at this time. I heard that the princess of the Demon Realm is an elegant magician who considers herself an urban school. Children can play soy sauce. Now the violence in front of me is very childish. , I still have to take a nap on time when I'm old, it can't be a fake, right?

But after thinking about the unreliable character of Shenqi circulated in monsters, Duo Lai Mi felt that this 'Alice' might really be her own.

What 'Alice' wants is really hard to get, but fortunately, the two of them are in a dream now, and in the dream, Doremi can use her dream-making ability to create all the things 'Alice' wants.

Then, under the deadline given by 'Alice', Duo Lai Mi finally got everything out, whether it was a princess bed or a jeweled pillow.

Then 'Alice' changed into her baby bear pajamas and went to bed.

At this moment, Duo Lai Mi is excited, finally able to do her own thing, but...

"You are not allowed to touch this dream, I am still useful." Don't say 'Alice', Doremi is not interested in this kind of man-made dream. I thought it was a beautiful dream, but I didn't expect 'Alice' to create it by herself. It was a disappointment. .Now Duo Lai Mi just wants to get away from this violent woman quickly.

"Besides, you go find that girl."

"Who?" Duo Lai Mi was puzzled.

"It's the elder sister of the two sisters. I'll give you an approximate location. You go find her, and then come back and tell me."

There is no way to refuse this, Mengyue is watched very closely by Mengzi, Doremi can only go to the other twin, as for telling 'Alice', Doremi's expression says it all.

'Alice' doesn't have the time to think about Doremi's thoughts, she will find a solution in due time, the most important thing now is to sleep.

"Xiao Ai-chan, you have to sleep well." The green-haired elder sister Yu said with a smile in her memory.

'Alice' trembled, and covered her head with the quilt bitterly.

ps: Someone really gave me a blade, and it couldn't be burned on the stake, it was a waste.

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Chapter 87 Chapter 86 It's time to krypton gold

"Welcome!"

The moment she walked into the spaceship, Aige was startled by a voice coming out of nowhere.

"Who?!" Aika looked around, but there was nothing but metal furniture and glassware.

"I'm here." A female voice suddenly sounded: "Please take another step forward."

Ai Ge took a step forward, and what caught his eyes was a stereo?

"Are you the speaker?"

"To be precise, it is a universal household robot."

"Oh, I know about robots." Aige replied by tapping his right hand on the palm of his left hand. After reading so many manga, Aige also knows about robots as a species. Generally speaking, robots are shikigami of outsiders, and there is no such thing in Gensokyo. , at least that's how Aige understands it.

"However, you really look like a stereo." Ai Ge looked around and said that it was exactly the same as the stereo of his own TV.

"No, you misunderstood, this is just a stereo." The female voice explained.

"Eh? But..."