Little Gods of Gensokyo

Love song, you have to be strong, look, that weirdo has fallen to the ground.

"Yo Xi! This game is the victory of Aige-sama." Aige jumped up and raised her hands and cheered.

Silence for a second.

Then he squatted down again with his head in his arms: "But it still hurts."

Sure enough, the comics are all deceitful, saying that they use their will to overcome pain, those people are so powerful, and when it comes to themselves, the result is not painful to death!

It is understood that if you feel pain and press it, it will have an analgesic effect, which may be a psychological effect.

It took a long time before Aige rubbed her head and slowly recovered.

At this moment, Shenqi was still lying unconscious on the ground.

"Hmph ha ha ha ha ha!" Aige covered her face with one hand and pointed at Shenqi on the ground with the other hand: "You... um... this... um... wait a minute."

Ai Ge rubbed his head in confusion, ran out of the room quickly, and came back with a comic book after a while.

Pointing at Shenqi, she said, "Ahahahahaha, do you, a weakling, also want to resist Master Aiga? Poor and weak."

"You have to know..." Ai Ge pointed at herself with her thumb: "I am justice!"

After saying this, Ai Ge blushed with excitement, turned around and squatted down to look at the comic book: "So handsome!"

"Uh..." Shenqi behind her woke up holding her head in pain.

"Oops!" Seeing that Shenqi had woken up, Ai Ge quickly picked up the wooden stick beside her, held the hilt of the sword with both hands, and jumped high.

With a loud shout: "Mian——!"

Under Shenqi's bewildered eyes, he hit Shenqi's head fiercely again.

The great Lord of the Demon Realm was in a coma again.

"It's so dangerous." Ai Ge wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist: "You are so despicable that you want to sneak attack me."

"Sure enough, it's better to tie it up first."

Ai Ge took out a copy of "Bundling Encyclopedia", spread it aside, took out a rope and gesticulated eagerly on Shenqi's body.

"Eh? There are so many kinds!"

It was the first time that Aige knew that there are so many ways to kidnap people by looking at the beautiful pictures in the book. The last time the ice spirit and the bird monster were tied up was done by Fran, it seems that Fran is indeed very powerful .

"If that's the case, let's do it all once!" Ai Ge said excitedly.

"Wrist-finger binding method! It doesn't seem very strong if you only bind the wrist."

"Back binding method, you should tie your feet again."

"Tortoise shell binding? It looks pretty, why don't you give it a try."

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"Huh—!" Taking a deep breath, standing up straight, Aige wiped off his sweat, and looked at Shenqi tied up like a cocoon in front of her, feeling a sense of accomplishment in her heart.

In fact, it was not all smooth sailing during the bondage process. During the period, Shenqi showed signs of wanting to wake up three times, but Aige discovered all of them in advance and knocked her unconscious again with a stick, and blocked her mouth by the way.

"Yo Xi!" Ai Ge tapped her palm: "The next thing is..."

Ai Ge took out a copy of "The Death of the Big Bad Wolf".

"The words of the three little pigs should be thrown into the frying pan." Ai Ge looked around, and he didn't know how to handle the frying pan, so he passed.

"There's no wolf in Snow White, but put the queen in a barrel?" Seems like a reference.

"Little Red Riding Hood said that the butcher used scissors to cut open the stomach of the wolf, and the grandmother was released, and then filled it with stones. The wolf drowned while drinking water." If it drowned, there is indeed a river not far away.

"En..." After closing the book, Ai Ge pondered for a moment: "Just drown her, anyway, it's tied so tightly, it's impossible for this guy to escape."

As promised, Ai Ge looked for the bag everywhere and wanted to put Shenqi in the bag and throw it out, but unfortunately she couldn't find it.

So Aige planned to put her in the box, but another problem was that the box was too high, so Aige could get in by herself, but she couldn't throw Shenqi in with her small arms and legs.

Moreover, as the god of the demon world, Shen Qi's own power is also resisting Ai Ge's ability, so Ai Ge's attempt to take her directly into it is also aborted.

After pondering for a moment, Aige clapped her hands and thought of a good idea.

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Yakumo Lan looked at what Ai Ge was doing in the gap with an embarrassed expression and said, "Master Zi, should you stop Miss Ai Ge?"

"Huh?" Zi Yakumo said with a bored expression on his face, "Why, Lan? The fun has only just begun, and if Shenqi gets killed by accident, it will be a lot of fun."

Yakumo Lan looked at the master in her arms helplessly, and shook her head silently, she would persuade but would not stop her master's vicious shikigami.

But as a shikigami, obedience to orders is the first criterion, so Yakumo Lan brought refreshments for the master and prepared to continue watching.

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"Now is Gensokyo's first football tournament. The player who shoots the goal is our much-anticipated love song Margat Royd. Whether she can decide the outcome with one goal and save the whole situation, let us wait and see."

He did a few warm-up exercises on the spot, "Love song, strong-kick!!!" He kicked Shenqi hard in the face.

Then Shenqi rushed down the stairs with an invincible momentum, and then...

The ball went in! ! !

Shenqi precisely rolled into the box that was moved under the stairs earlier in the morning.

Congratulations to our Miss Love Song for winning the competition.

Reward her with "Torn Yukata" x1.

ORZ.

Aige: "Oh no, I will be punished by Alice. I will be filled with celery and sink into the lake of mist. This is simply the end of the world, a big crisis for Mr. Aige."

What to do, what to do, what to do, Ai Ge paced back and forth trying to come up with a perfect solution.

There is a copy of "Sun Tzu's Art of War" in Paqi's library that once said:

Cultivate the plank road in the open, cross Chencang secretly, then panic, caught off guard, impatient, waiting...

"Wait?" Ai Ge thought seriously, "En...".

Then he slapped his head: "Idiot, idiot, now is not the time for idiom solitaire!"

Aige walked around anxiously waving her hands.

Hurry up and settle this matter before Alice comes back.

There are two ways to fix this, fix it or destroy it.

destroy it?Destroy... drop... it?destroy it!

Ai Ge made up his mind, just destroy this bathrobe and act stupid. Alice is so good that she won't be willing to blame me.

So Aika went back to the house to change into her yukata.

Holding the replaced bathrobe in her hand, Aika thought that the corpse must be destroyed.

Speaking of destroying corpses and eradicating traces, Aige turned to look at the box behind her eyes, why don't we go together?

ps1: Do you want to sign a contract?It looks so troublesome, and there is a handwritten agreement, which is thousands of words!Can snap.

ps2: anyone?

Chapter 43 Chapter 42 Yes, I just can't think of a topic!

In order to accurately sink the box into the water, Ai Ge made adequate preparations, opened the refrigerator and took out all the celery.

Well, Ai Ge put three stones, a torn bathrobe, and a bundle of celery into the box.

Ai Ge said that celery is a very important prop, which is the result of Ai Ge's precise calculations. If this bundle of celery is not added, the box will not sink at all.

Ai Ge said that she didn't lie, it's just a need, it's not that she doesn't like celery.

After preparing all the props, Ai Ge started to push the box, and then just pushed the box into the river.

But as a youkai, Aika's body is very weak, not much stronger than a human child.

and so……

Love song can't move at all.

Want to wake up Shanghai?Aige thought to herself, but it feels like Shanghai can't push it, and if Shanghai knows that I broke the bathrobe, she will definitely tell Alice, then everything I do is meaningless.

kindness……

Just then, "Knock, knock!" There was a knock on the door.

Because the door was opened by Shenqi, the door of Alice's house was completely open at this moment, so Ai Ge saw who was coming at a glance.

It was a maid with long golden hair and golden eyes, wearing a red maid outfit different from Sakuya, revealing a capable temperament all over her body.

This person looks like Sakuya from the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Aika thought.

"It's really disturbing you to come here, Your Highness Alice." The maid Yumeko who came came into the room and said with a bow.

"Eh?" Ai Ge quickly pointed at herself and shook her head: "I'm not Alice, my name is Ai Ge."

"Aige?" Mengzi bent down and looked at Aige carefully, it was exactly the same as Her Royal Highness Alice, and this breath.

Because the two were too close, Aika couldn't help taking a step back.

"I'm sorry," Mengzi straightened up, "I'm sorry, it seems that I have identified the wrong person."

"Then, is Her Royal Highness Alice there?"

"Alice is going out, I'll stay to watch the house." Aige felt that the other party was very similar to Sakuya, and she shouldn't look like a bad person.

"Really?" Mengzi greeted with the etiquette of the devil world: "Then, are you the daughter of His Royal Highness Alice?"

"Eh?! My daughter's words probably count," Ai Ge scratched her face embarrassedly: "But I never called Alice's mother."

"But how do you know? We should be meeting for the first time."

Mengzi smiled slightly: "After all, you and Her Highness Alice were exactly the same when you were young, that's why I mistook you for Her Highness Alice just now."

"Hey!" Ai Ge caught the key words of the other party's words: "You said 'Alice's childhood' just now, are you the devil Alice mentioned?"

"Yes." Mengzi replied with a smile.

"Then let me guess, um... If you call Alice 'Your Highness', then you are a dreamer!"

"Eh? Has Her Highness Alice mentioned me to you?" Mengzi was surprised.

"Well," Ai Ge nodded: "Although you don't talk much, Alice said that you are a very good person. You are omnipotent, and you are a very capable person who manages the entire devil world in an orderly manner." people."

"That's right, but it's too much to be omnipotent." Mengzi looked very happy, but she said that no one would hate being praised: "And it is Alice who rules the entire devil world." Your Highness's mother, your grandmother, Lord Shenqi, the god of the demon world."

"What kind of person is he? Alice hasn't told me much."

Mengzi was silent, as if she had something on her mind.

"Ah! By the way, you have been asked to stand, please sit down." Aige led Mengzi to the sofa: "I'll help you pour tea."

"Please leave this kind of thing to me. This is also my duty as a maid."

Aige shook her head and stretched out her hand to stop Mengzi: "Leave it to me, Alice said that the visitor is a guest, and Aige, as the host, must do what a landlord should do."

Although I don't understand it very well, maybe let me take care of the guests, Aika stuck out her tongue and thought.

Looking at the busy figure of Aige in the kitchen, Mengzi showed a reassuring smile. Time flies so fast, and Her Royal Highness Alice has grown up before she knows it. It seems that this child is as good as Her Royal Highness Alice. What about the child, but how should I tell Lord Shenqi about this?But having said that, Lord Shenqi's words should have arrived. Could it be that Lord Sage is still stalling for time?Then I have to wait here, but I will never be bored, looking at the familiar face of Ai Ge.

"Here comes the tea!" Ai Ge came out of the kitchen carrying a large tea tray: "Please drink tea."

"Thank you." Mengzi finally took a sip from the teacup. The temperature of the water was too high. The tea should be of top grade, but because of the quality of the water, the taste of the tea was not brewed, but this should be the first time His Royal Highness Aige made tea. , secretly glanced at Ai Ge, and found that the other party was looking at him with hope.

So Mengzi put down the teacup and said, "The tea is very good, much better than Her Highness Alice at that time, please let me taste it next time."

"Really, really!" Ai Ge was very excited to receive the praise, after all, it was the first time for him to receive guests, and it would be embarrassing if he didn't do well.

"Actually, it's not very good." Ai Ge twisted her feet embarrassedly: "But is it really better than Miss Alice?"