I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

Of course, instead of being abused ten thousand times by that boy, he really wanted to stab that boy to death ten thousand times with a sharp knife!Ma Dan's virginity, which he had cherished for nearly 30 years, was actually destroyed in the hands of such a perverted boy...

But... since his first time has been taken away by this boy, he... he can only follow...

At this moment, Chang Fei didn't know that when he created the big boss in the cultivation world, he accidentally subdued the boss's heart.

He is still a little elated at the moment, just now he forcibly dug out an alchemy method from Yuelao Xiaoban, and by the way, he used the backtracking function to go to Taiqing Daode Tianzun to steal a marrow washing pill and a Jiuqu Lingshen Dan.

Anyway, if you use the backtracking function, as long as you leave the vision of people of that era, the other party will directly forget his existence, and history will automatically correct it.

Of course he wouldn't miss it if he could get a little cheaper. It's just that these cultivation-enhancing elixirs didn't seem to have any effect on him, so he might as well make this future big boss of the comprehension world cheaper.

Step 140 of achieving Yuelao: Accidentally broke the game and replaced it with a new one?

Just when a robber uncle was in a coma and didn't realize that he was being targeted to a certain extent and transformed into a non-human being, Chang Fei was in another room learning about the information he stole this time. Panacea.

Chang Fei took advantage of the backtracking function of the Yuelao Pamphlet and successfully stole Xisuidan and Jiuqulingshendan from Taiqing's alchemy room.

Of course, he didn't go to Baoshan stupidly and only took what he needed, but he took a full fifty gourds of panacea, all kinds of them.

In fact, it can't be blamed that he took too much. Who told Taiqing to refine alchemy every day, and all the refined alchemy seemed to be used as collectibles and placed in the alchemy room.

This is clearly a waste!Or, this is actually a disguised show off?Because at that time, no one knew how to make alchemy, but he could?

So a bunch of spirit pills were specially refined and placed neatly on rows of cabinets?

Chang Fei just saw that there were ten cabinets for Xisui Pill, and the words Xisui Pill were pasted on the cabinets, and the materials needed and the heat used were instantly marked.

Damn, is this intentional?This is completely a driver who is going to do big business. He Changfei didn't see so many repeated books even when he went to the library, let alone a panacea?

And this closed door means that no one else is allowed to enter, right?

In case Taiqing dies when, is the panacea in his treasury going to be kept and buried as a legacy or as a fairy treasure?

Chang Fei almost took all the panacea in that room for himself!It's a pity that Yuelao's booklet said that he didn't have enough space and couldn't fit it.

"Hey, cheap Xiaozhuan, can't I really bring back all those panacea?" Until he came back and gave the robber uncle a panacea to transform his body, Chang Fei was still ruthless and was looking forward to the next time. Go and rob Taiqing's Tibetan alchemy room... By the way, that can't even be called a hidden alchemy room, it is simply a treasure house of hidden alchemy!Anyone who sees it will drool, right?

Yuelao Xiaozhuan sighed helplessly: "Chang Fei, you are really just like the first generation. All the skills you have mastered are used to do such unspeakable things."

"Oh? Is the first generation the same as me? What a pleasant surprise!" It's a pity that Chang Fei is not ashamed of this, but proud of it, and has more and more plans to go to the next level.

Seeing that Chang Fei had great plans to plunder Taiqing's hidden alchemy library, Yuelao Pamphlet immediately changed the subject very skillfully: "By the way, the robber you brought back ate the alchemy, so you just leave it behind." Don't care? What exactly are you kidnapping such a person for?"

"What else do I care about after taking the elixir? Shouldn't he just wait for his own body to finish washing his marrow?" Chang Fei blankly looked at Yuelao's booklet, and felt strange about its questions, but continued to answer Yuelao's question. The second question from the old booklet: "Because I want to go to the realm of comprehension... But looking at the rhythm of my mother, I don't know what she thinks at all, so I decided to create a threat first..."

Chang Fei began to talk about his plan in detail with Yuelao Xiaoche, and Yuelao Xiaoche couldn't help being stunned: "Is it really good for you to take advantage of your human mother's worries to do such a thing?"

"What's wrong? According to my mother's personality, I don't know what method to use to persuade her to go back to the cultivation world to participate in martial arts... I can't tell her, because my brother treats her as a bet with others. Bet, if you don't participate, you will lose without a fight, and my mother will hand over to a playboy, and I will very likely have many, many stepmothers."

Yuelao Xiaozhuan was silent, "You can just tell your mother that it was your younger brother's fault. Anyway, if you say it like this, your mother can only go back and fight for her own happiness, right?"

"Then my unlucky brother will be beaten to death by my mother before she goes back, and then I will have to bear my brother's resentment that I dare not speak out."

Chang Fei rolled his eyes, seeing extreme contempt for Yuelao Xiaozhuo's behavior of harming others and himself.

Yuelao Xiaozhuan is also helpless, what the hell is this!

"Then if your mother finds out about your plan, wouldn't you have to beat him to death?"

"Not necessarily. I'm different from my younger brother. I'm a child born to a mother but not raised by a mother. My mother feels guilty towards me. Even if it's exposed in the end, she can't blame me."

In Chang Fei's eyes, there was a strange light that was dim and difficult to see.

Anyone who has known Chang Fei since this year will definitely notice a certain change in Chang Fei.

Yuelao Xiaobai didn't understand what changed in Changfei, it just felt a chill: "To some extent, you are really cruel... you actually calculated your parents' feelings for you into your calculations ?"

"I can't help it. I feel like I'm running out of time. I must strive for the shortest possible time to complete the original Yuelao booklet. Now I still need to match three couples together, or I will die."

Chang Fei smiled wryly, looking at the young man at this moment, Yue Lao Xiao Book felt that he seemed to be overlapping with some idiot who seemed extremely stupid to him.

"You..." Yuelao Xiaozhuan was about to say something, when there was already a cry of pain and despair in the room.

This sound attracted Chang Fei's attention: "The robber uncle woke up, let's go, let's discuss my plan with him, after all, he is considered a semi-professional."

Chang Fei spoke enthusiastically, and excitedly walked towards the room where a robber uncle who was already thinking too much was.

Only then did Yuelao Xiaozhuan suddenly think of a question: "By the way, is it really okay for you to give the other party the Jiuquling Shendan that is specially used to increase the chance of conceiving babies?"

"Ah? Infant formation? What the hell? Could it be that the realm of comprehension is really upgrading according to the upgrade method mentioned in the novel?" Chang Fei was stunned for a moment, and asked back.

Yuelao Xiaozhuo is silent. Isn't this... a common-sense question?Why does Chang Fei feel that when he is not serious, what happens to him will directly turn into a mentally handicapped problem?

Chang Fei didn't know how deep Yue Lao Xiao Chuan's thoughts about him were now. He just wanted to see his masterpiece now.

I made a special trip to use the backtracking function to go back to one of the most prosperous ancient dynasties. I chose a set of black robes for this uncle that fit the identity of the boss. With the mustache shape, Chang Fei felt that this could definitely deceive many people who went to see people. Appearance guys.

After all, in this era of looking at faces, what people pay most attention to is the first impression they have of a person.

When Chang Fei saw the first impression of this robber uncle, he felt that he was a material that could achieve the status of boss, although he was not sure whether this would cultivate a real boss in the realm of self-cultivation.

However, the obscene light in the robber's uncle's eyes flashed from time to time, making Changfei very sure that this uncle is probably also a fellow!

Of course, it doesn't mean that he is a fellow of the villain, but... in terms of intelligence and thought, he should be regarded as a fellow of the villain.

He should be as smart as him, um...a little bit dumber than him; a little less tactful than him;

Chang Fei was thinking about it, and was startled as soon as he opened the door: "Oh, uncle robber... oh, no, it's the future big boss uncle, you woke up... ah? Uncle Nima, why are you using such a weird Looking at me?!"

Chang Fei was really moved back by the sad, helpless and appointed eyes of the other party, he had never seen such sentimental eyes like a boudoir's dissatisfied woman!

Even Yuelao Xiaozhuan shuddered fiercely: "That's why I said, before giving medicine to others, you should take a good look at what kind of medicine it is! You see, the medicine you gave this guy made him feel sick. It's getting abnormal!"

"How do I know that just taking medicine can turn a big man into a boudoir?! I thought I would wash his tendons and cut his marrow, and improve his strength by the way, but I know that the pill of washing marrow is so powerful. Can an uncle who has the guts to kidnap a child be washed into such a ghostly virtue?!"

"Hey, hey, hey... You will suffer a loss if you don't listen to the old man! Next time, remember to ask me about everything, and don't mess around without my permission."

"Hey, hey, don't take advantage of such a favorable time, place and people to take the position! No matter how you say it, you can be regarded as my divine wat now!"

When Yuelao and his family's Yuelao brochures were in full swing, the robber uncle had already turned his head "coquettishly", but looked in Changfei's direction affectionately: "Since ~I am already yours...then you must be responsible to me..."

Chang Fei couldn't help but get goosebumps from scalp to heels, and she raised her leg subconsciously, kicking the opponent away.

The robber uncle is very innocent, oh my god... who can understand his feelings!He has already been ruined by this inexplicably "sexy" boy, Chang Fei, and he has decided to follow this boy. As a result... the boy turned out to be a sadistic demon... His life is so miserable... …

What Chang Fei originally wanted to say to the robber uncle was stuck in his throat. He felt like the young lady who was given candy by the strange Shushu. There is still an indelible deep shadow left on the ground.

After kicking the robber uncle away, Chang Fei was at a loss and asked Yuelao Xiaozhuan: "What should I do? You little book? This uncle seems to have been spoiled? Is there any way you can fix him? "

"I can't help it. If I have a way, I won't be a weapon spirit now, but a god directly from a weapon spirit. Why don't you give up this and start a new one?" Yuelao Xiaozhuan had a headache, and finally gave up a proposal.

"Hey, little booklet, do you have any humanity? This is a real person? How can you just throw it away and make another one?" Chang Fei immediately showed his democracy and humanity.

Yuelao Xiaozhuan really wanted to quit the job: "Who was the horse egg before who just grabbed a person and gave medicine to transform it inhumanely!" ! ! '

The 140th step to become Yuelao: kidnap an uncle as a boss

Chang Fei and Yuelao Xiaozui had a quarrel about reforming a certain robber uncle, and the robber who was kicked by Chang Fei finally crawled back.

Uncle robber resentment!As soon as he came back, he rushed towards Chang Fei's direction. Chang Fei knew what a terrible boss was.

Before he had time to react, he was thrown down directly. Not only was he thrown down, but the uncle robber roared in his ears: "You can ruin me, but how can you abandon me? You can't learn well at a young age! You must Teach!"

"Teaching...? Training...you wool?!" Chang Fei was taken aback before, and was a little dazed, so the other party threw him down directly.

This time I came to my senses, once I heard the other party talking, why did it make people feel weird?The question has not been filtered by the brain, and the other party is directly thrown out out of instinct.

The robber uncle who was thrown out again this time was not as embarrassed as he was thrown out the first time.

He felt the power constantly gushing out from his body, before he could fly out, he stepped on the air with force, and got rid of the inertia of being thrown away, and rushed towards Changfei again.

Although Chang Fei was a little annoyed at the other party's inexplicable, but when he raised his head, he noticed the change of the robber uncle.

This uncle is worthy of being the man who took the Supreme Purity Elixir. This time, the speed alone surpassed some cultivators, right?In addition to this behavior of changing one's body shape in mid-air, I am afraid that he will teach a special method of heart, which is the rhythm of heaven, right?

It's just that Chang Fei can't be happy about this phenomenon at all now, he has become a target for others to try!

However, the robber uncle just started to be pleasantly surprised by his changes, and decided that it was due to the potential of the human body caused by excessive oppression. Chang Fei, who is considered a strange ghost among human beings, gave him a slap in the face.

When he rushed towards Changfei without any rules, Changfei raised his hand, which was completely comparable to the power of Gongsun Xifei's sword magic weapon. Changfei's hand was like a sharp weapon, which made the robber uncle Instinctively aware of the fear.

Almost at the moment when he was about to enter the attack range of Chang Fei's hands, the robber uncle stopped abruptly.

Not only did he stop, he also took two quick steps back, bowed his body, with an inexplicable horror on his face, pointed at Changfei and said incompletely: "You...you..."

"What's the matter with me?" Chang Fei smiled, seeing the other person's expression, could it be that she was suppressed by her own temperament?Hehe, it seems that cultivators still have some perception of the existence of gods?Is he, Chang Fei, going to find some panacea to suppress his power or something?

Just as Chang Fei was thinking, the uncle yelled out in horror: "You... are you a girl!"

"Eh?!" Chang Fei froze for a moment, but still froze for a moment. What kind of rhythm is this?He doesn't seem to be...Huh?

Chang Fei lowered her head, and noticed that she had changed into a female form at some point, and...the clothes were ripped apart by the robber uncle, and it happened...to reveal the pair of white as jade...Xiaolong Bag……

Chang Fei was unprepared, and felt a burst of heat in his nasal cavity, and his head became a little dizzy, and the nosebleeds flowed out completely uncontrollably.

Damn... um, um... is this uncle gay? !When he picked up this guy before, why didn't he transform?

Could this be the double standard of coma and non-coma?She actually found a gay uncle to be the boss?Does this mean that his plan is likely to fail?

Just imagining the problems this uncle will create, Chang Fei shuddered, first rewrapped his clothes tightly, and then looked at the robber uncle with a look of abandonment, and said in his mouth: "I can't tell, uncle, you are gay..."

"It's because of you that I became gay!" The robber uncle felt aggrieved, and directly yelled at Chang Fei.

Chang Fei was taken aback, with a dazed expression on his face: "What does this have to do with me? Could it be..." Chang Fei suddenly remembered that when he gave the robber uncle medicine before, it seemed that he didn't see the effect of the panacea at all, and just directly Hey...could it be this...

Thinking of a possibility, Chang Fei was almost overly frightened and asked Yuelao Xiaozhuo: "Hey, you little booklet, the founder of the original Evil Resisting Sword Manual must be Taiqing Daode Tianzun, right?"

"Why did you say that all of a sudden?" Yuelao Xiaozhuo was also taken aback.

"Is there a theory of "bald, but also stronger" in the panacea he made? Then from a certain aspect, this uncle has become stronger, but...but he is also bald somewhere? "

Chang Fei cautiously asked, if this is the case, then this is indeed completely his miss!

Besides, the crime is even more serious, so he can be regarded as a man who has cut off his children and grandchildren in a sense, right?

Yuelao Xiaobao was also depressed: "I haven't heard of Taiqing's alchemy and still hold such a concept?"

"But don't you think it makes perfect sense? Taiqing's elixir is all saved, right? Why doesn't he eat it himself? And he doesn't plan to give it to others? Doesn't this mean... because while becoming stronger, Will..."

Chang Fei didn't dare to imagine it anymore, he also took the panacea to try the effect, although there was no positive effect, but who knows if there is any negative effect?

If there really were any negative effects that made him look like this robber uncle, he would kill that bastard Taiqing even if he tried his best to change history!

Although Chang Fei was the first to sue the villain, in his opinion, killing that Taiqing who refined the evil elixir and harmed the innocent boy from a good family was definitely a way of doing justice for the heavens!

Seeing that he was in a hurry, Yuelao Xiaozhuan at the side calmed down first: "Don't worry, think about it carefully, could the other party's personality and sexual orientation change due to his obsession?"

"What's there to think about? Just ask, isn't it?" For those who have nothing to deal with with their brains, Chang Fei's approach is also straightforward.

Sure enough, he directly asked the robber uncle: "Hey, uncle, you said that I killed you, you have to pay attention to some evidence, but you are talking about how I made you a homosexual?"

"Didn't you give me to..." Before the robber finished his sentence, he suddenly realized something, "Isn't that right? You are a girl, there is nothing that can ruin me...?"

"Ah? Ruined? Like this?" Chang Fei heard the other party's righteousness at first, but it turned into a muttering to himself in the end. She simply leaned closer to listen, but in the end she heard the other party say that she ruined him. This is really angry. He didn't make a single call, just asked a question, then swung the hand with Yuelao's booklet and punched him.

This time Chang Fei was merciful in his attack. He didn't directly use the power of the flying sword he had mastered from Gongsun Xi before.

"You...why do you hit people casually?" The uncle was obviously stunned by Chang Fei's punch, and he yelled aggrievedly when he got up.

Chang Fei shrugged innocently, changed his tone, and said earnestly: "Uncle Robber, look at you, if you want to look like that, if you want to be too old, if you want to be a robber if you want to be capable, if you want to be rich, you don't even have a fart. What kind of crazy thinking would ruin a person like you, uncle?"

The little pride and complacency in the robber uncle's heart was defeated bit by bit by Chang Fei's sympathetic eyes and words full of funny comparisons.

He fell into silence for a while, and his knees couldn't help but bend. Just when he was about to be hit by his previous narcissism and Chang Fei because he couldn't bear it, the kind-hearted Chang Fei still opened his mouth to save him.

"However... Although you don't have anything to ask for, you don't have no advantages at all, do you?"

"I...do I have any advantages?" The robber uncle looked up in surprise.

Without even thinking about it, Chang Fei replied with a smile: "Of course!" He showed a kind smile that blamed Shushu for abducting the little loli, and smiled at the robber uncle: "How can there be such a thing as worthless in this world?" People? Look, your appearance, if you take care of it a little bit, you can see that it is a typical cult villain! You can see that you are born to be a boss!"

"Bo...boss?" The robber uncle was taken aback by these words. Chang Fei quickly took out the wat, used a selfie function, aimed at the robber uncle, and said with a smile: "Look, uncle! You two The goatee is yellow and dry, but it is unusually lush, and the hair is yellow, but it is obviously natural.

In addition, you have good facial features and a face with Chinese characters. These eyes are not angry at first glance. If you keep them long, you are actually someone who can shock many ignorant people, right? "

Changfei was full of nonsense, but the robber listened carefully. As Changfei said, he nodded and said excitedly: "Indeed, I used to think that I should be regarded as the kind of Zhong Kui." Same character!"

As he spoke, he was a little sad: "But it's not ancient times now. I want to really grow a beard and hair, and change into clothes that suit the hairstyle and beard you mentioned. If someone sees it, they don't think I'm running out of a mental hospital." mental illness?"

"No, no, no~" Seeing that the uncle was discussing with himself so cooperatively, Chang Fei laughed as cunningly as a little fox.

"Uncle, actually, there is one thing I didn't tell you. I thought you had guessed it before, so I didn't say it. Actually...you are very suitable to live in a very special environment. Guaranteed that place is A place that suits you best..."

"Little sister, I'm a principled person. First of all, I would like to state that I will not do drug trafficking or murder in the underworld, uncle."